Rich Piana would kick your fucking ass
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Rich Piana would kick your fucking ass
>>37440105
Pls don't bully me
>>37440105
>thinks rich piana isn't just a Cgi
I'd just turn the thermostat up until Rich's oilarms ignite.
>>37440142
kekekekked out loud
2nd dan slapboxer here, mr muscle wouldn't stand a chance against my lightening windmill strikes
Everything about the Stay Puft Oil Man is fake--fake muscles, fake plates, fake height (wears lifts), fake tan, fake teeth (veneers), fake hair (transplant) and even fake face. He's had tons of work done on his face (and every other part of his body) according to his ex-fiancee.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=462947.msg6665099#msg6665099
He buys expensive watches--and rents expensive cars--and then returns them after making a video showing them off. In other words, his possessions too are fake. His wife has fake tits. Hell, those probably aren't even his dogs.
I guess I can't blame him though. He's like a Kardashian sister--he has no discernible talent but we know who he is for some reason. And he seems to do well by selling teenage boys on YouTube some weird, macho fantasy of being a badass who doesn't give a fuck about anything when in reality he's one of the most insecure people in the world. And like a Kardashian, he was raised by a narcissistic SoCal mother with a plastic surgery addiction and a closet homo bodybuilder dad. It's surprising he isn't even more screwed up.
Does anyone remember when Rich had his leg ripped in half by a wrestler half his size? Because I sure do! Kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEwUeZo5PwY
And then he gets literally spanked afterwards. Fucking bodied.
>>37440249
well meme'd my friend
Fucking bring it on Panini. I will whoop ur shit. Do you HEAR? I WILL FUCKING WHOOP UR SHIT!
>>37440105
Rich Piana couldn't even follow me up a flight of stairs without a heart attack.
>>37440330
why would you go upstairs to fight someone
>>37440271
did he get jaw implements?
>>37440589
That's my strategy to kick his ass. He chases me, I casually ascend the stairs, he take the bait and follows, dies before the first landing, and I take his girl.
>>37440105
We all know those kicks were in real time.
>>37440105
>Rich Piana
>kicking anyone's ass
His muscles would tear mid-swing due to all the synthol.
Wtf is he going to do
Leak oil on me?
