I'm going to start telling random guys "nice lats bro" as I walk by from time to time.
Give it a week or two and they'll be addicted. Then I'll cut them off.
They'll come to me, practically begging for another compliment, and all I'll do is rub my thumb and fingers together and say, "how much is it worth?" boom I'm a mother fucking drug dealer bro.
>decline bench
>get some pretty decent DOMS because I don't do that exercise very often
>>37435411
>getting DOMS from something you decline to do
>tell everyone in 6 feet
>I'm actually 5'11.5
>"wow anon, you're so buff, what's your secret?"
>wii fit and activated almonds in the morning
>Hey man how did you get such big legs?
>All I had to do was leg press on leg days >MFW
>>37435427
kek
>>37435378
>Lift a weight my muscles are not used to
> wait for them to recover and become stronger, they think I'll lift the same weight again
> lift previous weight + 10 pounds
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>>37435427
underrated
>>37439389
nigga the thread's only 8 replies long, how you know what it's rated yet
>tell everyone I go to a real gym
>I only go to my apartment's small gym to save money
>post on /fit/
>about /fat/ people
>>37439411
underrated
>>37439505
Underrated
>>37439544
severely underrated
>>37439544
>>37439505
>>37439554
if i get dubs these three will never rate anything ever again
>>37439560
nice try, fag
check my trips of post rating
>>37439565
why are we both failures
>>37439560
Underrated :^)
>>37439569
i don't know, it's 11:20 and i'm posting anonymously on a tunisian nail polish discussion board, eating soup, while trying to get repeating digits at the end of my post number, something i can't even do.
where did itall go wrong?
Maintain fat body while working out 4-5 times a week
>>37439411
100% of the time someone posts 'underrated', it was the same person who made the original post.
>>37439578
i sent naked ass pictures to a canadian transexual even though i'm straight because only gay males (politics aside) seem to appreciate how far my body has come since i started
get fucked im worse
>>37438762
muscle confusion?
>>37439594
yeah well whatever my life is just an ironic mess and even i don't know what i'm doing anymore
i just exist, lifting and whatever keeps me with goals and a purpose, but i have nothing else except my cat, i pretty much hate my friends
might be gay, hate the thought of cumming on a dude, but dealing with women is worse
>>37439613
that whole meme about /fit/ making you gay
i'm into girls its just that only gay fags seem to like my body
kinda discouraging m8, girls say 'yea u have nice arms' sometimes but gay guys are like 'i want u to fuck me'
>>37439630
i literally think in memes now
>subtlety fucking with that one dyel asshole who thinks he's hot shit
change his weights when he's off flexing in front of the mirror, add an extra set of clips to his barbell that already has them, raise the setting on the squat rack so he can't reach it on his second set, call the front desk and have them page him (ask if his treadmill is running, then you better go catch it, etc), swap his big towel with a little one when he goes for water, and so on
>>37439594
pics of tranny?
>>37439727
her face is in all of them and she hides her dong so it's basically just like a slightly masculine woman showing off her ass/tits/lips
she passes extremely well, it's insane
but yea i could crop some for u if u really, really, really wanted
>>37439699
HELL SPAWN
>>37439737
just makin sure its not my ex ;)
>>37439756
do you know which part of canada ur ex is from
t. autistic
>>37435411
>decline bench
>do it anyway
>>37439764
the west
just post one foo'
>>37439737
you mean him right? you realize it's a man with a fucked up penis right
>thread devolves into homos begging each other for pics
Wow!! Its like I'm really posting on /fit/!!
>>37439899
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>tfw 5'10" King of Manlets
>pat all of my manlet minions on the head and call them "buddy" and "pal"
>didnt want to go to the gym today
>went anyway
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>>37439773
kek'd pretty hard desu senpai
>mfw I trick my muscles into growing larger by consuming more calories than I burn lifting.
>mfw I don't actually need all that protien to live but I eat it anyway
METABOLIC
>>37435447
Are you me?
>they talk about all the exercises that hit every part of their chest shoulders
>I do weighted push ups and im done
I tell everyone to go for strength and that high volume is bs
>tfw less competition cause they all end up being fat retards obsessed qith 1rm
>5'7 120lbs auschwitz manlet
>never lifted a weight in my life and never will
>participate with advice on every advice thread I can
>>37440229
underrated
>>37440004
>manlet minions
