Who's oldest virgin here? 24 here.
28, 29 soon.
Can't wait to unlock my level 30 talents, going to be so fucking OP.
2 more weeks and I'll have been lifting for 4 years, hasn't helped at all, lol'd out loud at myself for thinking it would.
>>37428349
just lost it at 20. honestly don't think it was that great.
a year ago or so i felt like everyone hyping the sensation of sex up so much was the main thing stopping me from killing myself, and now i just feel so lethargic about the whole thing that i don't even care
keep lifting heavy anon, you'll make it
23, I'm contemplating getting a hooker but I'm not sure if that would make feel better or worse afterwards
>>37428349
24 as well. never had a gf, been on a date, or kissed a grill aside from childhood friend when we were like 8. it doesn't bother me all that much. what gets me is the loneliness.
>tfw finally a thread about something you're good at
25
>>37428387
>Having first time sex with a stranger you feel no connection with
Wew lad
I have shit lifts but I don't have my virginity.
>>37428349
26 here, i doubt anything will ever change, besides, at this point im no longer interested in having sex
>>37428390
no loss no gain
immune to emotion
>>37428349
> Lost it at 23 on a drunken night out
> Was a fluke, no more vagina at the age of 29
>>37428349
32
>>37428456
i feel you breh
>>37428349
21 here, soon 22.
Did some lmao 4 plate squats today for reps.
Embrace the T-rex mode.
Almost 23, on cut now though Ill prob be able to smash some puss when I get the chub from my face my stabdards arent massively high and I decent at flirting
28
>>37428390
>what gets me is the loneliness.
I was 24. I was full cocoon mode until i went to Europe for a month. It opened my eyes that there was more to this world than going to work and playing xbox.
Once i got home i put a profile on an Internet dating site and got a lot of attention. Over the next three years i went on about 100 dates and had sex with about 30 girls.
>>37428349
23
I've never talked to a girl
>>37428606
>online dating
>100 dates
>sex with 30 girls
Jesus, are you ugly? Those odds are terrible
dude I was fat in HS and got girls only because I was a linebacker how lost are you niggers jesus
but I also got my dick sucked at 8 by my babysitter
22 and a half here
at least I'm pure, like an angel
pls Jesus accept me in heaven
>>37428634
some peoples' problems are because of their minds.
>>37428669
I guess you could say...mind over matter?
>>37428628
I had barely ever even spoken to a girl before that so it took a lot of dates before my spaghetti launcher started working properly. Once i figured it out it got easier but yeah there were so many dates where you talk online and seem great but you meet them and you know straight away you never want to see them again.
31
>fat all my life
>made fun of in high school by the girls i kuked
>was a total sperg on college
>muh dow
Didnt start getting my siit together until i was 28. Im down from 320 to 180, still feel like im fat as shit.
>manlet also
>>37428634
and now you're on 4chan bragging about not being a virgin :^)
>>37428695
Just flabbergasted how people cannot get laid in their teen years sorry to make you upset baby sending lots of love come be with me come live with me
>>37428634
How did she end up sucking your dick?
>>37428634
Wtf, would you share what happend?
>>37428704
>being this triggered
stay "flabbergasted" nerd lmao
27.
I just thought it would happen naturally. I only realized two years ago that as a guy you have to work hard for this shit. On the other hand women get hit on by human trash so often if you look like a decent human being they're very likely to give you a chance.
Went on my first actual date at 25. Way above my league in every way but still into me somehow. I'm so immature and inexperienced when it comes to dating I managed to fuck it up completely. I still think I'll never get a shot at getting such a high quality partner ever again. Yet again I don't deserve one.
>>37428711
I asked her what a blow job was and if she could show me she had asked how I knew about it and she tried it on me
>>37428716
im flabbergasted you goober
>>37428704
>goes into a thread about virgins
>surprised at the virginity
you're not too bright are you lad?
>>37428349
Haha yall fags, I lost it when I was skinny at 17
26, soon 27.
3 years ago i started thinking about visiting a whore. I decided that I do not want to lose it this way.
Today I realise that if I ever find a grill wanting to get physical with me it would be so obvious and so embarrassing that I have never been with anyone before. So I will visit whores after all. I can not possibly be a newbie at 27+ and think anyone would take me seriously as boyfriend material while knowing nothing practical about sex.
I already lost my male friends. They started shaming me because of my virginity. And women are far less forgiving on this subject.
>>37428357
iktfb
i stopped feeling bad and depressed about me never having sex now i just laugh at myself in the mirror like as if i see the court fool standing in front of me
>>37428753
>I already lost my male friends. They started shaming me because of my virginity.
I wouldn't call those guys friends.
>And women are far less forgiving on this subject.
pic related
>>37428768
I knew these people since 6 years old. And still it was so bad that I decided to cut all contact.
Currently I have no friends. I am self-employed and consider myself successful. I make more than average in my country and work less than half of what is average. I created a perfect environment to isolate myself from everyone.
The only people I see are my business partners or clients.
There is no way I am escaping this. I will just visit whores, continue living, serving wealthier people and then die.
>>37428753
Go for women looking for a long term thing, not a hook up. If she's ok with you being inexperienced she won't mind you being a bit awkward the first few times. Obviously it can be a massive dealbreaker and finding such a partner isn't easy, but it's ok to have flaws going into a relationship and at least inexperience is temporary. If you're abusive or manipulating or egotistical it's probably for life. Yet those people still get laid.
I mean, if you think fucking a whore to get some experience will boost your confidence, go for it. You don't have anything to lose except some money. Though I assume when it comes to The Talk, women would rather hear you're a virgin than you only fucked a whore because you were desperate.
girls my age are either single moms, fat, or crazy
id choose death before settling for the scraps noone wants. so I lift, not just because it makes me feel good but because I dont want these types of women.
Not the oldest, 18 here.
>>37428733
lol I was just having a laugh
25
>At thirteen the cutest girl in school throws herself at me at every opportunity. Flat out ask me to fuck her.
>"Nah, I have feelings for that mousey girl from my street."
>At fifteen, two girls start an make-out session in front of me and invite me to join. One of them drips ice-cream into her decolte and asks me to clean her.
>"Nah, this would be weird."
>In college a girl did her damnedest to get me alone at a party, took my hand and slid it under her skirt.
>"She's probably not a virgin, I want it to be with another virgin."
Had about half a dozen chances of losing my virginity then and there and about a dozen other ones where I had to put some minimal effort in. Every time I chickened out because it wasn't my onetits or because it would have felt wrong or the girl was tipsy.
MFW I let my youth pass in front of me because I was obsessed with "waiting for the perfect moment with the perfect girl." Or maybe I was just chicken. I was a Chad in terms of looks and sociability until about 20, then the crippling loneliness drove me to drink and pop pills. five years later I am a disgusting blob trying to stop the downward spiral. Went down from 150kg to 100kg, I doubt I'll every be able to have a normal and happy relationship or even sex-life though.
>tfw 23
>fucked 4 girls with a condom
>dick was diamonds
>girls came
>I didn't cum
>can cum easily from fap
Explain
>>37428953
nervous
death grip
anxious
?
>Tfw 24 year old virgin
>Tfw social circle in no way suspects it
People will not pin you as an aspie unless you're unattractive. They always think that it's about them, that the social situation is awkward because I personally dislike them.
Don't give up you faggot
>>37428444
>robots can't feel emotional connections
>>37428953
Condom removes sensation.
>>37428953
>condom
falling for the rubber jew
>>37428349
26 here
kill me
>>37428694
Yo bud start loving yourself. I know it must be hard to not think your the fat kid because that's what you were your whole life. But you have to embrace the large steps you took to get you here.
If you don't you'll feels like the fat kid for no reason and nothing will change.
>>37429221
shave your ironic mustache and you would legit be beautiful and worth giving a life of love to (love from both the heart and the genitals)
>>37428390
u r me brah
32
>ugly as fuck
>shit beard
>shit hairline
>still got qt gf
>get laid twice a day
u mad virgins?
>>37428349
Lost my virginity at 14.
These threads have been making me laugh for a long ass time.
>>37428753
go for it, it is all innocent fun as long as you keep it safe. Even female virginity does not worth shit nowadays, why do you think yours matter?
Once it is out of the way and realize you can have sex with different 18ys every day if you can afford it, it will be so much easier. Chances, you will settle with 6/10 soon after though.
1-2 years and it is gg ez from now on. Lack of desperation when you don't care and less mental locks are two of the advantages of being older, godspeed.
Are you guys serious in this thread? I mean, I know that a few pepople are virgin but wtf?? Don't you guys have any interest in meeting a woman and do it?
I'm 18 now and have a active sexual life since I was 15, and it is pretty normal in my social life.
>>37429258
So nice that you had a father to help you get a good start in life.
>>37429362
why are you even on 4chan you fucking normalfag
go back to facebook or someshit
25 here.
>>37429362
If we didn't have any interest, this thread wouldn't exist. It just doesn't work out for some of us.
>>37428349
26 years old and still virgin here... I haven't even kissed a girl
>>37429362
>Don't you guys have any interest in meeting a woman and do it?
Sure, but things happen to some people that make it a lot harder for them.
>>37429362
Get out of my board RREEEEE
I would definitely not recommend any virgin go to a prostitute. I thought about it but i waited 24 years for a girl who actually wanted to do it with me and it was worth it.
Now that i have been doing it for 9 years I'm sick of it and can easily go 6,7,8,9 months without it even though i have a gf who would do it all the time.
Once you do it you will become addicted and you will do anything to get it, i lost a lot of good friends because i would ditch people to go meet up with a girl and women are the ultimate gains goblins.
>>37429409
Have you ever kissed a girl anon?
And don't mean do be mean. Have you ever gone to any partys and stuff like that? Meet a girl in the subway, bar or whatever and asked for her number?
You're in /fit/ you must have at least a pretty decent body, am I right?
>>37428349
It's tough to get through your HS and college years without falling into a pussy.
After college the biggest hurdle to getting pussy is getting your own place.
>>37428953
Were you drunk?
I can only cum when the the girl is playing with my balls.
>>37429456
My looks aren't the problem. I'm awkward with most people, but especially so with girls. I would rather fight a dragon or some shit before I would choose to approach a girl.
Can't help it. Women are intimidating creatures.
>>37429447
>can easily go 6,7,8,9 months without it even though i have a gf who would do it all the time.
M8, if you are not giving it to her, somebody else will
>>37429499
>would rather fight a dragon than approach a girl
damn
>>37429499
>would rather fight a dragon than approach a girl
>Women are intimidating creatures.
That's autistic as fuck. Well, I don't know you anon, but I think if you really wanted it you would try. Easier when you have looks that "aren't the problem". Wish you luck.
Hahaha you guys it's easy to get laid.
1. Invite her over for Netflix and chill
2.?????
3. PROFIT
No but seriously go up to a girl you like. Tell her you want to take her out and get to know her. Invite her over to your place. Kiss her and start making out, go from there.
Is it rly that hard for you guys?
>>37429531
post a picture of your face and post pictures of the types of girls you fuck
i want to have a good laugh
>>37429524
I know that stepping out off my comfort zone is about the only way I will get anywhere, but I just can't help myself.
>>37429554
I have a gf so I only fuck one girl now.
Back when I was single tinder and OKcupid worked really easily.
Better to have a partner IMO. Sex is shitty with no emotional connection. Best sex is making legit love.
>>37429569
Meh, you'd still be a kissless virgin if you were as short as me (about the height of that girl) and if you looked like me.
>>37429607
>that rationalization for why you haven't gotten laid.
What you just said reeked of insecurity because you're too busy trying to put me down.
>>37429607
I'm 5'6 and 18. How tall are you?
>>37429607
Oh I just re read what you said.
I'm a dumb meat head so I do that.
Nah man I've seen rly ugly dudes get laid. You just have to go with the same tier of chicks.
If you're ugly and know it. You'll have to settle for an equally ugly partner. It's just evolution.
>>37429640
u just became a meme
>>37428634
bruh, you were molested
>>37429645
Fuckin sick meme bro.
Ive always wanted to be immortalized through memes.
>>37429221
1.Accept your true destiny, and start your career in porn.
2. Lose virginity.
3. Continue to stay pussy for $$$.
4. Never shave stache
>>37429645
I don't get it pls help
>>37429692
I guess it's ironic because I'm tall and buff but in all reality I'm not even that good looking so if I can get laid you can too.
>>37428725
>I just thought it would happen naturally.
This is a big problem among guys. They just sit around and wait for something to magically happen.
>>37428349
almost 31, lifting did not cure my autism
>>37428387
Got a hooker but too worried about the situation so couldnt get hard, at least I tried I guess.
I think I gained my virginity back. Lost it at 20 with a girl I then dated until 24(had sex probably over 800 times). We broke up, been 5 months and no sex. Feel like a virgin again, like it never happened. Don't think I'll have sex for a good long while, half a year, year maybe, or more. I'm one of those people who wants an emotional connection first. Kinda sad..
Don't give up guise.
I lost my virginity at 27 and now at 28 have fucked 7 pretty hot girls just in the last couple months.
The secret is..tinder.
61 here. Never even been in the same room with a girl.
21. I have had sex once before but I was extremely drunk and she made all the moves. It's the only interest any girl has ever shown in me.
I'm scared that I'll never get a gf.
Lost my virginity 5 years ago at 17 to a cheerleader who really had a thing for me. We fucked just once when I was high and drunk and I literally felt nothing for her, broke her heart.
About a week later i met a crazy bitch who i stayed with for 3.5 years. Then without a break I switched to another girl who is perfect and we've been together 1.5 years.
I haven't gone more than 2 weeks without pussy in 5 years, but only with 3 girls. I definitely agree that sex with someone you're emotionally connected to is goat.
>>37428935
are you me I had the same situations happen, 26 v here
26. Had my penis in a vagina but it was only for a few seconds so I don't count it
>>37428349
Lost virginity when i was ten not worth it
>19
>never been attracted to boys
>tell everyone i'm gay
>no problems
>girls start finding out
>make moves on me
>some are very pretty but i don't wanna
>tell everyone i'm in a long distance relationship
>"anon, you're so faithful"
>isuream.mp4
>be at huge party
>drunk as fuck
>find myself sitting on some rocks with a bunch of strangers
>holding a passed out girl so no one will try to violate her while she sleeps
>don't know who she is
>friend makes a joke that i'll "take my prize home"
>people around starts asking questions about how lesbians work
>where is the clitoris.png
>i'm pretty well educated so i answer everything flawlessly to make people think i've had sex before
>"woha anon, you must be a player"
>isuream.mp5
>4 years later
>still faithful to my made up internet girlfriend
>friends call me the gay ghost because i've apparently had sex with lots of women they don't know about
>i'm actually asexual
send help
>>37429766
>emotionaly connected
What do I do if I'm dead inside?
>>37429809
Why lie to them? It's only gonna make things more complicated for you in the future. Be true to yourself and those around you, anon.
28 here but everything is set to fuck a friend from other state next month, I'm sure everything will be fine... r-right? ;_;
>>37429934
I thought I was gay and I already came out to everyone. it was this whole thing with my parents and shit. things were tense for months until they finally accepted me.
i just don't wanna do it again. if they freaked out when i was gay they are gonna have a fun time trying to accept me being asexual
besides, gay ghost is a kinda cool nickname. i've also been called "sneakily hidden homo"
>>37428768
This comic isn't true, I was relieved that my current boyfriend was a virgin when we met. If anything i found it even more attractive because he clearly didn't mess around with sluts and it made me feel better about not being very experienced.
Fastforward a year later and the sex we have is top notch.
>>37429984
you're on 4chan though
women who go on 4chan are rare
women who aren't single that are on 4chan are 1 in 500,000,000
i'm 39 years old and the only girl i ever had sex with was a cheap prostitute i bought on my 31th birthday. i don't have any friends and i can't remember the last birthday where people actually wished me a happy birthday or anything. the saddest thing is that even the prostitute had a hard time with me, or should i say a "not hard time" because i didn't even get hard and she ended up sucking my soft cock.
oh and i'm lifting since 8 years
my condolences, anonymous
<3
>>37430009
31st*
?
>>37429707
The problem is that it seems to be magically happening to everyone else around me. No one I know has gotten a gf through the internet, most all of them have scored one trough random encounter through friends.
Going out with a completely unknown person is awkward as fuck and I for one am not prepared to orbit a female trough text messages for months in a random blind search based on looks alone.
At this point I have pretty much decided that I'm just going to try to find my place in the world and hopefully along the way I'll run up to someone. 25 years of fruitless trial and error has more that proved to me that I just can't stand most people and most people can't stand me.
>>37428349
27/f/khv diagnosed sperg reporting in. ama you silly boys
I'm not actually all that concerned about it; I am not unattractive, rather my problem with romantic relationships is partly a lack of social intelligence combined with the fact that I've hated myself since I was 12, however the latter is gradually improving. You know what they say - how can any1 love u if u can't love urself?
As an aside, and I might as well be talking to a brick wall here, but there are a lot more old lady virgins than you guys probably realise and most of us are okay with it, whereas with men it seems to be the worst most emasculating thing imaginable, but I suppose I can understand. Perhaps I am just deluded by my own self-assuredness. I enjoy my own company and go out to eat/to the cinema/holidays/adventuring in general alone, which people think is weird when it comes up in conversation, however I imagine it's probably easier to do that shit as a woman anyway - if a man sat and had a picnic in the park by himself he'd probably get arrested
sex is real primal shit, don't get all hollywood
25.
I think some people are meant to die alone in life. I lift thinking it's going to make these feelings go away, but it never does. The more feels that hurt me the more I lift. If I were to die tomorrow it would honestly be a relief.
>>37428349
Just wanted you all to know, I lost my virginity at 16. Get fucked, losers.
A real lack of empathy in this thread, I'm not in this situation but came close and cam imagine how it feels at the extreme end. It would like me asking some Chad's why they can't simply "do" the stem degree I did and why can't they coast by like me with good grades, are they retarded or something? Any normal person can do it they must be retarded kek
I guess empathy is too much to expect at this site though.
>>37430123
Presumably an easy fix would be to get together your si for weird females and the single weird males, and see if the two groups match, though I understand that many will say putting together two broken things with issues won't lead to anything good.
But how to get two shut in groups to interact? Considering the male side tend to be terrified of interaction anyway...
>>37429221
Aren't you that /v/ mod
>>37428683
I know that feeling really damn well. Its still a lot less time wasted and less bullshit than going clubbing.
>>37428349
Late bloomer at 18, first sexual experience at 14 though.
You're going to make it lads, keep strong.
>>37430070
It really doesn't though. The difference is that when chads see a pretty girl they go right up and talk to them and you don't. You have to start being proactive. Just pretend you are johnny bravo.
It's not that hard to get laid.
I lost my v card when I was 15 in high school.
It's all about self confidence and knowing what to say. If you see yourself as a depressed loser, girls will too.
And for your 20-25year old virgins out there, tell girls at the bar that your a virgin, girls will think that's shit is cute and then your in.
>>37430182
I mean, that's not really an accomplishment, it's just kind of normal. Probably the easiest time to lose it.
>>37429221
I thought gays get laid easily?
25
I have no problem talking and flirting with girls. The problem is that I have no idea what the next step is.
>>37430306
It's all about looking good
if you're fat and or ugly you're not going to fuck anyone at 15
>>37428349
20, feelsbatman
pic related, been working on myself but still feels 4/10 desu tbf
>>37430316
you are not supposed to know.
It's like jumping off a cliff. You kinda just have to dive in
>>37430330
If pic related is you, all you need is a hairstyle that will make your fivehead seem like a forehead senpai
>>37430306
>Tell girls you are a virgin
Never do this
>>37430317
I'm 24 now, but high school was the best,
So easy to "woo" the girls in high school. Just play football and be buff
>>37428484
Fawk....
>>37428425
underrated
>talk to grill on okcupid
>she immediately asks me out to a party later tonight
>afraid so i say i can't make it
I now regret this decision. I probably wouldn't get to fuck her but it would've been good for me to go out ona date with a woman.
I'm not a virgin but i've only had sex dates so far (immediately going to her place or letting her come to mine) so it actually would've been healthy to go on a 'normal' date for once
I Fucked up brehs
>>37430330
>4/10
You're way above that, no homo.
31 here
Finally actually started trying with girls about a year ago but no success at all yet, a lifetime of awkwardness and no social skills is a hell of a hurdle to overcome
>>37430382
>>37430382
To add to this she even sent me nudes (using kik's app so i know they're real) after I asked her about her body
I truly fucked this up
She'll find someone else to go on a date tonight and i'll be here spending my saturday night on fit
Im such a fuckup
>>37430330
>>37430330
>>37430330
Dude you look so much like footballer antoine griezmann
>>37430396
Don't worry about it. Try again with a different girl. This time remember to say yes.
>>37430358
Why is that?
I've seen it work.
Find a drunk girl at a bar talk to her for a little bit, tell her your a virgin, girls like shit like that.
>lost v card at 16
>haven't had sex since 19
Wew.
Don't worry lads, soon VR will replace the sexual experience for many of us who struggle through the obstacle courses of getting laid. Inventors are working on haptic feedback suits where we can simulate touch all across our body, combine that with VR goggles and a fleshlight attachment embedded with motors and sensors -- traditional sex might seem limiting in comparison. It won't be able to fully replicate the real touch of a a women, but you'll be able to bang on top of Mt Everest or on the moon if you so desire. You'll be able to plow anyone you desire, and even design your own fantasies through a creation mode within the simulations.
This will be a reality by 2020.
Everyone here over the age of 26
Fuck whores, take a sex trip to thailand and just fuck everything that moves
>>37429725
Grand wizard show us your ways
>>37429725
Elder Monk mode. Mirin.
>>37430431
i dont want aids
>>37429962
You're a non practicing homosexual
>>37430431
Great way to catch STD's.
>>37430453
>>37430457
Good news lads, they solved that
No excuses
>>37430123
Tons of men do things alone, but most male loners prefer to be truly alone and wouldn't want to be "alone" in a theater or park full of other people.
Quick 20 yo question here.
Every time i think about dating or sex i get overwhelming thoughts about the future. That when i finally do get laid it'll just be an everyday thing. I'll start a Family, get a good job I'll quickly move to 50 then 70 then dead.
How does one cope? it legit scares me.
>>37430468
You can still catch herpes despite using a condom.
>>37430406
What no
More like vardy
>>37430250
I do go and talk to them, that's not the problem. I don't have self esteem issues and I consider myself good looking. I have trust issues and if I find out that someone is stupid, it completely turns me off, because I can't give them anything else exept the contents of my mind. Or my dick, but theres the trick, I don't want to give my dick to anyone I don't like.
>>37430123
>however I imagine it's probably easier to do that shit as a woman anyway
Is it really? Where i live, it is totally acceptable for a man to go fishing / mushrooming / biking /whatevering alone, but seeing a lone woman do those things would most likely make people raise a brow.
i slay pussy, lost count
>>37430485
You're dead already if you don"t start living.
>>37430426
how old are you now
>>37430485
This is why I have no motivation to get a full time job that pays well. All that time and effort knowing i'll just be alone gives me no motivation at all. Yeah I still live with my family, but it's either this or being alone constantly.
Would rather be poor and in love than being wealthy and alone.
>>37430485
Nawh babbies first existential crisis.
Just gotta deal with it senpai. You'll be aight.
And to everyone in the thread, don't get caught up too much with sex.. It's the same sensation as jerking off, just without your cock in your hand.
>>37430551
Huh, now I know why senpai gets used so much here...
>>37428694
Dude, feel great. You are half the man you used to be, in the best way.
Keep it up, and make some muscle to work with what you've got!
>>37428704
Its called "all male high school".
Between not being able to drive until the very end, living in the middle of nowhere, and a social circle that was literally comprised 100% of other males, there really wasn't much chance.
>>37428614
Same, I've never gotten a hug from a girl either except my Latina friends. Remember back then when a friend of mine tried to hook me up and introduce me to her thicc Colombian friend. I sperged and tensed up during the hug and she noticed. Plus I was a skelly at the time so I couldn't imagine why a thicc girl would want a literal aushwitz like me
Sex is overated you fucking morons. I can understand being alone to an extent but being upset solely because your haven't been laid is so dumb God damn
>>37430182
Yeah getting fucked is exactly the issue asshole
>>37429913
Become dead outside
>>37430645
>Sex is overated you fucking morons.
But love isn't. I think everyone truly desires love, and sex usually comes with that. Sex without love is like one giant fleshlight, but when feelings and emotions are intertwined it gives life an entirely new meaning.
>>37429707
And even Television advertises, that working on getting a girlfriend is for creeps and cringelords. You have to find your soul mate, your true love, but in reality, love comes after the fucking and for fucking you have to fucking work on yourself.
>>37428349
25. I was definitely a late bloomer, I've never been attracted to women younger than ~19. I had a girlfriend briefly senior year of high school cuz prom but I wasn't really into her sexually. At college idk, I still wasn't really looking to get pussy, took me until I turned like 21/22 to really start thirstin' for bitches, then I went back living at home with The Mama.
I tried online dating but it was a shitshow, women turn into gigantic douches online. I dated a girl last year but she broke up with me and now I'm lifting to get some raw sexual mojo.
>>37429221
no homo but aren't you handsome as fuck? You look like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood.
>>37430123
>but there are a lot more old lady virgins than you guys probably realise and most of us are okay with it
That's because most women have a much lower sex drive than men, so they don't view it as a goal in relationships. There's also a lot of hype around "remaining pure" so many women don't want to "give up their virginity" until they meet someone special.
> I am not unattractive, rather my problem with romantic relationships is partly a lack of social intelligence
I'm really doubting this. If a woman wants to get laid and she's even average-looking, she doesn't need any social intelligence because the guy is going to make all the moves.
>>37430306
>And for your 20-25year old virgins out there, tell girls at the bar that your a virgin, girls will think that's shit is cute and then your in.
is this one of these situations where girls think it's cute, but only if you're a 7/10 or above and actually look like you lift?
>>37429569
wearing a wifebeater would get rid of ur erect nipples homie
>>37430551
Does it usually come after dealing with your demons?
We-where do i go next?
19, virgin
>only 1 gf ever when I was 18
>only got her because she approached me
>was a slut so I left her
>didn't have sex with a slut while in a relationship with her
>in retrospect know how I could have banged her
>how can I be this autistic?
also SOOO many lost opportunities on other GFs and dates.
FML I don't want to be autismo anymore.
>>37430717
It comes whenever it wants brah, just gotta keep pushing, keep working, keep surviving, keep living.
Where do you go next? The same place you should always go next, the gym.
>>37428628
1:3 ain't that bad senpai
>>37429569
>he got them arms
>33
I'm not hideously ugly or fat or NEET either. Good job, car, own my house, good physique and good penis size/girth. I've actually turned down dates with girls. Ask me anything
>>37430330
grow out your hair and let it cover your 5head
i'd say youre above average though like if you were clubbing girls wouldnt think about that, people care less than you think about generally anything
>>37430761
What was your first spell and what tatalisman/rune did you offer?
>>37430761
>not hideously ugly
pics
>>37430770
Kek'd
>>37430706
Well duh. I can assure you if you're average or below and tell girls at the bar you're a virgin they will be disgusted. If you're good looking they will just assume you're joking.
>>37430761
How does it feel to make up stories on 4chan?
>>37430706
Yeah, you have to be somewhat decent looking. And she has to be drunk
I like to surprise people when they find out i'm a virgin at 25. They look at me in confusion because they don't believe it, they think i'm joking.
It helps me be at ease with it. There might come a day soon where it's completely accepted. There was once a time when being a nerd was a huge social stigma, now it's completely accepted and almost expected to advance one's self in this technological world.
Perhaps sex someday will be seen more as a biological impulse than some glorified hollywood fantasy that's been injected into us subconsciously.
>>37430770
Spell of infinite porno addiction and the rune of decreased sexual motivation
24 here too. I don't know if it's because of how I look (I'm a manlet) or my personality or my face but at this point I don't care as much as I used to, it does bother me a little at times but I just have nothing to talk to most women about, they are boring other than have a pussy. Not being a misogynist, I just have not found a girl with similar interests or personality - far too many girls are the same 'love laugh live, love travelling, shopping, coffee, nights out' bullshit, no other redeeming quality than their looks.
I did have a girl add me on Instagram from my town who wanted to meet up, but I found out she fucked a good friend of mine and I thought it was fucking disgusting so I just distanced myself from her. I do not really trust anyone outside of my close family either, so there's that, I have friends but they have let me down.
20
Gonna live in assisted living as an assistant for a year.
Strict visitation rules so I probably won't be able to lose my v card there either.
I'll even have to stay there for weekends so I can't meet qts when doing activities then.
>not even sure whether I'm going to have internet access
>tfw I've basically signed up to imprison my self
>tfw still want to help all those poor handicapped children
I'm gonna have ~2 months vacation though. Any idea on how to make the best out of that time in regards to finally getting pussy?
>>37430807
your family let you down too though (genetics) ((manlet genetics))
>>37430781
I won't post my face sorry, i want to keep my power level hidden
>>37428349
I will be 23 in a month. I attract girls but I always hold myself back thinking I'm not ready yet. I've made out and hold hands before, but never been on a date and never had a gf. I kinda like being alone, but I do want to stick my penor and be sexually active by the end of the year.
Just remembered:
>in highschool
>go get annual physical
>female doc asks me if I'm sexually active
>was a junior at the time
>say 'n-no'
>she kind avoids eye contact
>says that it's normal and when I'm ready to wear condoms
>next year I had a bunch of cystic acne
>doesn't even bother to ask me if I'm active
>was relieved she didn't ask
WELL IT'S BEEN SIX YEARS BITCH AND AM STILL A VIRGIN HAHA!
>>37430838
damn you owned her
>>37430807
Lol you sound pathetic.
>>37430828
hope you're doing some strange sucking your lips up in that pic. Your mouth looks pretty weird.
>>37430668
>muh luv
don't seek happiness in others
>>37430804
t. europe. import more muslims and turn your own men into sterile crybabies.
>>37430851
no fuck off he's making the handsome don draper face
>>37430828
>won't post my face
we've seen enough, gordon ramsay.
>>37430851
I'm flexing my anus
>>37430483
idk man, in my experience a lot of people would like to be able go out and do things on their own instead of staying in with a takeaway & vidya all the time, but they won't out of fear of what people might think of them. It's nothing to do with being the Lonest Wolf of All™
>>37430515
I guess I wouldn't know. I have very little concept of personal safety - I live with my parents and they tell me off if I'm out on my bike for too long or go running at night. Kek
To be fair I was referring to hanging around parks with young children in the vicinity a la Humbert Humbert.
>>37430705
>That's because most women have a much lower sex drive than men, so they don't view it as a goal in relationships. There's also a lot of hype around "remaining pure" so many women don't want to "give up their virginity"
I concede you the first point based purely on the fact that I've been on this website too fucking long
>I'm really doubting this. If a woman wants to get laid and she's even average-looking, she doesn't need any social intelligence because the guy is going to make all the moves.
This is just 4chan hivemind, i.e. the natural conclusion of a group of predominantly young men. No different to feminist Twitter.
>>37430824
I had anorexia when I was 15/16 so that probably impacted it. It is what it is, I know many women would not date someone who is like 5'5 or 5'6 so I'm probably fucked. I don't think I'm ugly, pretty average but the height lets me down. It's funny how people can put down short men. When are the SJWs gonna start defending manlets?
Anyway here is a pic of my progress from anorexic skeletor, I got depressed recently and stopped lifting so I've lost a lot of size and gained fat but I will get back to it
>>37429712
We have a running gag in my friend group. After six months without sex you're considered a "born again virgin". Never happened to me because I stay involuntarily chaste
>>37428725
>>37429707
>>37430070
Simply desiring it in principle is not enough. You have to want it with absolute blind lust. Your prize is before you, and it's fight or flight. But then your blood must rage, and you go immediately for the throat. Never count the odds. Catastrophic failure is a possibility, but it is a good day to die.
>>37430903
>When are the SJWs gonna start defending manlets?
>When are feminist and their beta followers going to start defending men that are discriminated against or even start acknowledging that it's possible for men to be discriminated against no matter how many times you alter the definition of the word discrimination to exclude them
Never senpai
i'm not antisocial or anything desu, i had some pretty good luck during highschool, had some gfs and talked to a lot of girls, cammed with a qt blonde a few times, i even got her to touch my dick
but none of that was enough for me to loose my v-card, i guess looking back at the chances i had, i was still pretty autistic (bullied in elementary for being fat, had no contact with females until i was 16)
i'm now 20 and still a virgin, i unlock my new talents at level 22, let's see what happens.
Lost it at 23 and went from 0 to 4 in like 2 weeks. I got lucky I'm guess and only had to stop a little of my autism.
Protip: get a blowjob from a prostitute. it'll probably get you get over that irrational fear for women.
if not, go see a psychologist.
>>37430903
mirin legs bro.
do you play any sport?
>>37431111
Do you even feel anything when you get a blowie with a condom
>>37430828
why don't you lose your V card..you are clearly a huge catch and most girls in their late 20s would sell their soul to lock you down.
>>37431111
The quads have spoken.
soon to be 25 kissless virgin here I thought I finally found a girl that would love me but it looks like she was interested in someone else and not me,fuck it hurts my heart has never been in so much pain in my life..
>>37431136
Where do I get an appointment to lose my V-card?
>>37428349
Lost mine at 24
Now 25 and banged 4 girls in total, it will get better for you brah
>>37428628
>online dating
>decide to date 1 qt
>sex with her
>1:1 sucess rate
>mfw
>>37431136
Cause I don't want to settle and I don't want to be locked down. I like my freedom, I might eventually get a whore and then just continue on doing what I want to do. If I want a companion I'll get dog I think.
>>37428349
>almost 24
>khv
I dont't know how I should feel about this.
>>37431103
>>37431172
Isn't the first time extremely awkward when you're that old?
how is it even possible to be a virgin past the age of 25? if you are above 5/10 (which can be done by lifting, eating healthy, looking after yourself) you must have literally turned down sex or be some neckbeard basement dweller who never leaves the house
>>37428349
25 here
ah but wait, I fucked a guy last year, virgin or not?
>>37431198
they surrender to the world and themselves
>>37431198
>or be some neckbeard basement dweller who never leaves the house
where do you think you are.
im 6'4, fit, been told i am quite attractive by non family members
yet I am a 24 year old virgin because I literally just go to work then straight home every day. In a really bad rut and need to break free. Going to try and join a sports league or something to just get out of the house.
>>37431195
pls answer this someone, this is my biggest fear of coming across as an obvious virgin who has no idea what hes doing
>>37431231
Did you fuck a guy in the ass or did you get fucked in the ass?
>>37429809
Similar story
>23 year old virgin
>huge self esteem problems from being a fatty
>charisma from being funny fat kid, so fit in with normies
>start losing weight, entering Chad mode face (no jaw though, just good cheek bones)
>decent frame but loose skin and stubborn fat, so I'm still not secure enough to take off my shirt
>grills always talk to me at parties and bars, cutie baristas always flirtin
>shut everyone down because I'm not okay with my self yet
>all my friends know I'm a virgin
>outer ring of friends start to think I'm gay cause I shut down girls for sex, always friendzoning them
>rumors that I'm gay make their way into my inner friend group
>one of my best friends for 10 years pulls me aside one night and asks me to be real with him and tell him if I'm gay or not
Fuck guys, starting to think I should just get super fucked up and bang a slag so this shit stops
>>37431231
I'd like to know this too, if you're straight but have only had sex with a guy does it count as losing your virginity?
>>37430577
>>37429229
not op, but you guys... you guys are good shit man
Also, 22, came close far too many times to fucking, but never sealed the deal.
haven't been saving myself for anyone, but most girls can't handle my personality/think I'm weird. Met a girl who seems genuinely interested in me at College, and I actually have emotional attachment to her, not just a meat-bag to fuck. Sick of that shit. I've been a virgin for 22 years, may as well wait for a girl I that I truly care about/ one the gets me. I'm going for quality over quantitties at this point
>>37431231
the only way to lose your virginity is when your reproductive organ couples with the one from the opposite sex. so if you're full homo you technically never lose your virginity.
>>37428425
fuggin kek
>be 27 virgin
>get a gf
>always thinking about her
>worry about her
>try to make her feel like the amazing person she is without seeming overbearing or desperate
>no one warned me that getting a gf would give me these feels.
I'll guess I'll see how it goes
>>37431269
Never compromise with yourself dude. Do what YOU want to do, and don't do it just to satisfy others/prove a point. If that bothers people that you're waiting until you reach a point that you're satisfied with yourself, then let it bother them. That's their problem, not yours.
>>37431290
I would say if you've blew a guy or got fucked up the ass you've earned it.
20 here.
But i don't care anyways. I'm married to the gym. The gym will never leave me, and lifting is better than any orgasm. So what should i want more?
32.
It will never happen:
1. Ridiculous intimacy anxiety (like, heart-is-exploding-run-the-fuck-out phobia)
2. Too old to confess to my first partner
3. 1+2 = lack of experience and romantic social skills
4. I've grown to like being alone so much (have lived on my own for the last 6 years) that being with another person for more than a few hours makes me want to punch their fucking teeth out, even if they're family or my very best friend
5. By now sex will just feel like a disappointment.
It ain't happening. Might as well enjoy my new powers.
22 here. I guess I had plenty of chances, but fuck I'm about to leave college, I can't imagine it's going to get any easier....
Am I still a loser if everything else in my life is very solid? I have friends, I'm getting a great job. I'm graduating. I'm in great shape. Should I really be concerned?...
>>37431303
how long you been together, sounds nice. Better than crippling loneliness I imagine.
>>37431311
When life settles down you'll want a companion. You're still young and making your way, busy with other things. You should still try to find a quality girl who is actually pleasant to be around and hopefully lifts, so when you hit your late twenties you aren't suddenly alone and desperate
>>37428650
brah u r blessed pls stay gold bb
>>37431320
What if you find a 32 year old girl virgin?
Hahahhahahaha she would probably have a big pus filled defect on her forehead
>>37431320
HOLY SHIT YOU PEOPLE. I don't like the idea of going to a psychologist/psychiatrist at all, but if you're THIS mentally fucked, just go there. Go get a fucking appointment, christ.
>decide to go to /fit/ having not been there for a while
>this thread is on the top
welp, cya /fit/. just remember that gainz dont cure autism
>>37430330
you're the type where confidence would make all the difference, no meme
>>37431198
>every decent looking male is approached for sex by the age of 25
>>37431363
You realize where you are right?
Go back to misc brah where you can dick suck other dudes about how fucking cool you are and how many times you've been laid.
>>37431356
>I don't like the idea of going to a psychologist/psychiatrist
why not?
>>37431341
Not long at all, only three weeks, which makes it even worse since I don't want to get too attached but I still can't get rid of all these emotions, it's just that so far she seems pretty much perfect. She's also been busy with exams so haven't seen her much and I miss her. Oh and she's a student so all these Chad threads aren't really helping much either.
>>37431386
Probably because he believes mental illness is a weakness rather than you know, an illness
>>37431388
i'm going to creampie her tight little asshole when she gets drunk partying
>>37431356
>Go get a fucking appointment
Here's how you treat a phobia:
1. Controlled exposure to the frightening element
2. Repeat until no longer frightening
How do you emulate in a controlled environment an attractive female making moves at you? You don't, you do that shit In Vivo and possibly embarrass yourself and/or break someone's heart if shit gets too close.
Also, have you ever suffered from a phobia? I don't think you can even imagine the levels of anxiety involved here. If you ever saw a woman in some ridiculous talk show lose her shit and run off stage because they brought her biggest fear in the room, that's what we're talking about - heart pounding, whole body sweating, every fiber in your fucking physiology is telling you to literally Fight Or Flight. This isn't something that's just easily resolved.
>>37431396
6/10 some what triggered
I'll turn 21 next month.
I don't really care about sex desu, sure it's probably fun. But it really it fucks a lot with my self worth. Is my personality that strange? am I that ugly?
All I want is a qt girl that likes me. Never happened. No signs, no looks, no texts, I'm invisible to them.
>>37431386
I don't like healthcare in general, because the treatments you get often have nasty side effects that might even be worse than the problem you orignally came in for. Especially with psychoactive drugs.
>>37431402
>This isn't something that's just easily resolved.
YEAH, NO FUCKING SHIT M8. That's why you go to a fucking expert who can help you along the way. Probably with meds and lots of behavorial therapy.
>>37431430
post pic my boyo
if it is that youre ugly i'll give constructive advice towards becoming chad, destroyer of worlds
>>37431463
>That's why you go to a fucking expert who can help you along the way
Are you illiterate? I just told you how this shit is resolved and it has nothing to do with meds. It requires In Vivo exposure and no amount of "bahavioral therapy" will help, and I just told you why that's complicated. It's not easy.
27
don't feel bad or weird about it in any way, I realize it's mostly my fault for not caring enough to foster any kind of serious relationships with girls, but fuck, it takes so much time and is hardly worth it
maybe I'm just cynical
>>37430853
>don't seek happiness in others
Then i'm assuming you don't need friends or family then because you've reached enlightenment because you don't seek happiness in others.
