What are some /fit/ names? Kid is a boy, gonna come anytime this month.
>mother is 5'8"
>i'm 6'1"
>she is blonde hair and blue eyes
>i'm brown hair and brown eyes
Hoping for a master race child.
chad
chad
eugine
>>37409215
>Kid is a boy
H E M M I N G W A Y
>>37409215
Faggot
It's best if he can grow accustomed to it early.
JUSTin
>>37409215
I'll name my son Atlas
Don't steal it OP
I always liked the name Levi
>>37409328
your kid will get bullied
Bernie.
>>37409225
>>37409232
CHAD sits in his mothers womb absorbing the PIZZA she just ate while you THINK of NAMES to name your BETA baby
>>37409328
Ok Claudio
alistair
Tyrone.
>>37409215
Depends on what you're planning on doing with him
Buttwink
>>37409358
sometimes i feel like /fit/ is a totally different website but then posts like this make me realize im still on a filipino child trafficking forum
Eric
David
George
Thomas (tom)
Jack
James
Francis (Frank)
>>37409215
Troy
>>37409215
Roland
Quincy
>Chad
Michael
Arnold
If in Europe or Russia any deviant of Nicholi
Samuel
or
Faggot
Max
Jean Claude
Russel Crowe
Yung Steven Seagal
Trey
>>37409344
My kid will be the bully
>>37409352
I don't know any Claudios but my aunt's name is Claudia
Emperor Marcus Aurelius has been a great inspiration in my life since I read his meditations.
So I would go for Marco, Marcos, Mark, or whatever variant suits your mother tongue.
>>37409294
A true boi
>>37409215
Make him grow fond of .308
Trump
>>37409350
underr8d post
>>37409215
Lawrence
Flemming
Phillip
Guilliarme
Simon
Tobias
Cristobal Colon
>>37409215
>ask a bunch of random fags on /fit for advice on naming a child
>not naming it after yourself
>Chad Jr
>>37409215
Chad
Brad
Tommy
Alexander
Viktor
Max
Jack
Gabe
Kurl
>>37409350
I swear to god, I fucking love this meme
>>37409215
You name him after your father, obviously.
>>37409215
blue eyes are a mutation and you may very well be of a darker skinned race so no your not gonna be able to make a mutant.
I like Fedora tier names:
Archer
Clay
Max(imilian)
>>37409215
Chad
>>37409577
>Hammer S. Kurl
or
Rex Power Colt
>>37409294
Chad Harrison [Surname]
>>37409215
>master race
>but brown eyes and hair
Adolf
>>37409215
If dubs: Ahmed.
Dominic.
And some random ones:
Klaus
Kyle
Jesse
>>37409215
bort, because it is short for abortion, because thats what you should have done
>>37409843
>Dominic.
I'm pretty sure OP doesn't want to be cucked into raising Jamal's baby.
Jim
>>37409215
JUSTin
>>37409553
All of these are good
420 blaze it
>>37409215
Cassius hung
>>37409215
Constantine
Alexander
Theodore
Your child won't have blue eyes due to the dominant genes of your brown eyes. Hair it can go either way.
>>37409215
My son will be called Christian.
Awesome name and I can double as a fantastic post sex line. After he bangs a non Christian chick he can turn to her while he walks out and say: now you have a little bit of Christian inside of you
>>37409328
My husky is already named Atlas. You can't use it without my written consent
>>37409318
Actually, Justin is a really really good name.
>>37410033
nonsense, both my parents are brown-eyed and I still got them
>>37410053
How about we put my son and your dog in a death match and they fight fir who gets to bear the name
>>37410066
Your kid might hate having such a bland name. I knew 3 Justins in high school and 2 of them ended up going by their middle names
>>37409215
Delon.
>>37410033
It doesn't mean 100% chance brown eyes, if you do a punnett square it would be like a 1 in 8 chance of blue eyes, 12.5% of blue to 86.5% brown
source: I'm a bio major and youre not
>>37409387
If you're going with Jack, name him John. Jack is a nickname for John
>>37409820
Rolling
Rich.
>>37409215
He won't be master race unless one of your parents was blond and/or blue eyed. Even then it's not guaranteed. But all other things being equal, he's likely to have brown eyes and brown hair as those are dominant genes.
Miron
>>37410199
John Bum so you can call him Jackass
CHAD op name him C H A D
>>37409430
I have a friend who just became an army ranger named Trey. Definitely an alpha name
Plus a lot of big niggers have this name
>>37409215
Zyzz
Jeff
Chad
Trappy
Klokov
Tyrone
Gomad
>>37409820
Rolla-dolla.
Gunga
>>37409215
Samson not Sampson
Dexter
>>37409215
Adolf
>>37410295
>gomad
Adalbrand
Siegfried
Godehard
Wilhelm
Friedrich
>master race names
>>37409215
Wait. Did your mother race mix?
Ya bloody mulatto
Chad
>>37409225
>>37409232
thread should've stop here
Lance
Not barrak
Mark Rippetoe
YOU CANNOT PREDIC GENDER YOU SEXIST PIG
SYOP BEING SO MISOGYNISTIC YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
LET THE KID NAME HIMSELF
FURTHERMORE IT WILL BE A LITTLE BLACK SHITHEAD BECAUSE YOUR WIFE CHEATED ON YOU
FUCK YOU CUNT
Aziz
>>37409215
Oh shit whaddup
Scooby
>>37409215
Leif
>>37410736
Nope, that's what I'm naming my kid. TM.
>>37409215
You don't have any significant names from your family lineage?
If you want your son to be autistically alpha but possibly a murderer
Vincent
Jason
Xavier
Hannibal
Kilroy
>>37410199
my name is jack and i hve never heard this in my life.
>>37409215
Aziz
>>37410172
Wait. I have blond and blue eyes, but neither of parents are blond (redhead and brown). In fact, none of my grandparents were/are (all brown, only one had blue eyes).
Am I fucking adopted?
OP here. Soz was busy.
Anyway, we were thinking of the following:
>Kane
>Bruce
>Dylan
>Tanner
>John
>Paul
And a few more that I can't really think of right now. She has them written down.
If you could choose from the ones listed, what would it be?
DJ Dickly Suckinstein
>>37412222
Quads has spoken
Victor
Chase
>>37409639
Max powers
>>37412213
not tanner
Name him Joseph Gustav Newton
>>37409435
Ill name my kid Julio Cesar
>tfw a dyel in my high school was named like that
Squatson
>>37412315
sounds gay and weeb
hopefully your kid isnt a fuckup like you are
>seriously asking autistic people to name your kid
>>37412213
>kane
pussy name
>bruce
gay
>dylan
gay
>tanner
jesus christ
>john
boring
>paul
boring
your wife has awful taste, you fucked up
>>37409225
Only if his surname is thundercock.
>>37412337
>wife
>implying
surname should be a very large part of naming your child.
>>37412207
recessive alleles, if your parents both had the alelles for blond hair/blue eyes but also a dominant allele, they won't be blond/blue-eyed, but if you have both recessives then you can be
>>37410441
>2016
>not naming your son GOMAD
Zach or Daniel if athlete
Blake or Trent if personal trainer
>>37412213
>kane
dont name him after your favourite wwe wrestler ya dumb fag
>bruce
no, your batman comics are not any better
>dylan
if the kid is black, this name is appropriate; but you might have a few other
>tanner
haha
>john
>paul
the apostles were cucks
TLDR; name the kid Rudeger
>>37409481
Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence
>>37412394
>tfw your full name is 3 chad first names combined
>>37412474
Sup Blake Zach Trent
you are a loser asking /fit/ to name your child
since your son will also be a loser, there is only one logical name choice...
elliot.
Rich
Chester
>>37412185
My name is John and I go by Jack. Look that shit up senpai
Ok I got the list with a few more names on it, guys.
Last bit:
>Jake
>Tyler
>Mike
>Ben
>Gabe
>Anthony
>Gus
>Rus
>Raylen
>Boyd
>Miller
>Dew
>>37410033
mom has blue eyes, dad hazel
1 brother has blue, me and my other bro have hazel.
>>37412651
based on the names you are suggesting im going to assume you are a redneck or white trash
which is it?
>dew
stop hitting the crack pipe
>>37409215
Name him Victor and he'll be a winner from the start. Or you could name him an old-made-new-feeling kind of name like Cooper, Phillip, Montgomery, Warren, Chase, Grayson or Parker... something like that.
>>37409215
Chad
Chad Harrison sounded good tbqh
>>37412651
>master race
>this list
pick one
Alpha man names:
>Joel
>Arthur
>Samuel
>John
Sven is alright but then again swede in a fucking joke of a country so there is that
>>37409215
Richard Piano
>>37410172
>bio major
lmao desu most people learn that in year 9 (or whatever the america equivalent is). Are you really showing off your degree with knowledge of the most basic biology?
>>37410069
Sad to say your father is a cuckold anon. Google eye color prediction charts and get a paternity test immediately. I'm being completely serious
Judas
>>37409328
That's gay dude
Hector
Tristan
>>37412651
Eric
Everybody I've met named Eric turned out to be cool excluding the first one I met in grade school
>>37412651
>gus
>rus
>boyd
>miller
>dew
either trolling or redneck
>>37409215
Jack
>>37412213
Gregor
he can go by greg until he gets swole
Peter
Arnold
Frank
Steven (as in Reeves)
Fedor
Victor
Cael (as in Sanderson)
Nathan
Name him Aziz if dubs
>>37409215
Gronk
>>37409215
Gaston
>>37414333
kekd
>>37409215
Bort
>>37409215
rex
damien
vlad
axel
kor
damon
kal el
>>37413717
I don't like that name because people could make fun of it.
By saying "jack off"
Myron E Gaines
>>37409215
Hugo.
That way he is only one letter away from becoming...
...HUGE.
Caspar
Nicodemus
>>37409215
Inb4 kid has brown eyes, brown hair and is 5'6"
>>37410172
>source: I'm a bio major and youre not
I am laughing out loud
>>37409215
Chad is only option
>>37411972
>Zyzz
middle eastern here, I am actually considering naming my kid aziz and calling him zyzz.
>>37409420
>any deviant of nicholi
Muh nigga
>>37409215
Richard
>>37409215
Anyone else feel like Dante is a really cool name? Im not planning on breeding and id never name my son Dante but i wish my name was Dante.
Names for maximum test
>Fabio
>Valentino
>Mucho
>Hercules
>Alphanderius
>Testo
>Maximus
Beautiful names
>Sebastian
>Benjamin
>Joel
>Julius
>Samuel
>Maximilian
>Levi
>Daniel
>>37409603
Me 2
>>37414991
>tfw I want to name my two kids julius and ben
>>37410069
You're dad was cucked
>>37413631
This guy knows
>>37413631
>>37415047
You guys were trolled
>>37412651
I'm insulted at how you listed my name next to such awful sounding ones.
Rus? The fuck OP
Just name him after his father; dumbass
>>37409439
a real human bean
Hemmingway
>>37409553
I'm having doubts about gabe in that list
>>37409215
Ed
Vinny
Donny
Joe
John
Henry
Ernest
Paul
Lue
Jerry
Adolf
>>37412222
>quads
pack up shop lads
>>37409435
Did you actually read meditations? I've heard it's a great book but I've also heard it's a meme book. I still haven't read it it's in my library
>>37410072
are you seriously gonna let your baby fight a husky and expect your kid to win?
>>37409215
Chad
Mark
Marcus
Kyle
Jared
Derek
Deke
Paul
>>37409215
>Has brown eyes
>Procreates anyway
Shouldve let those shit genes die with you faggot but I guess if your skin is white we can use you in the upcoming war.
>>37409215
Allen
Ashton
Ben
Callum
Deucalion (Duke)
Earnest
Edward
Fredrick
Geoff
Gary
Hilton
Ian
James
Jackson
Kameron
Kipp
Leo
Mitchel
Nathaniel
I'm done, who tf asks anon to name their child? 8/8 b8 m8 u hooked all these figs
Alaric
Berhart
Maximus
Belus
>>37412213
Johnny is pretty 10/10
Ezekiel
Ronald (Ronnie if he turns out swole is god tier )
Eric
Barracus
Clay
Anthony
Chad
Jordan
Nathaniel
Sam
Vortivask. Broski, faggoat. Swaglord. Buttwink
>>37409328
like a map?
Hunter
Eli(jah)
>>37416271
This
The Sticky
What are some masculine female names/androgynous names? If I ever have a daughter I'm naming her something like Kim or Robin
Bronson
>>37410466
my father wanted to name me siegfried and my brother friedrich
i wish it would have been my second name
Donald
Jonathan
Trump
>>37410225
send him to piano lessons from a young age
>>37414991
>all those kike names
Whats wrong with you americans
>>37410050
Your son will only be able to tell the priest that.
>>37409215
Barack
Carl
Karl
Chad
Tyrone
Wayne
DeWayne
Dwayne
Dwyane
Derrick
Darius
Brad
Donald
Christopher
Maxwell
Macintosh
Ricardo
Desean
Beat PunchBeef
Big, Brave Brick of Meat
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Blast ThickNeck
Bob Johnson (No, wait...)
Bold BigFlank
Bolt VanderHuge
Brick HardMeat
Buck PlankChest
Buff DrinkLots
Buff HardBack
Butch DeadLift
ChunkHead
Chunky
Crud BoneMeal
Crunch ButtSteak
Dirk HardPec
Fist RockBone
Flink
Flint IronStag
Fridge LargeMeat
Gristle McThornBody
Hack BlowFist
Hunk
Lump BeefBroth
Punch RockGroin
Punch Side-Iron
Punt SpeedChunk
Reef BlastBody
Roll Fizzlebeef
Rip SteakFace
Slab BulkHead
Slab SquatThrust
Slam
Slate Fistcrunch
Slate SlabRock
Smash LampJaw
Smoke ManMuscle
Splint ChestHair
Stump BeefKnob
Stump Chunkman
Thick McRunFast
Touch RustRod
Trunk SlamChest
Whip SlagCheek
>>37410069
Maybe the mail man had blue eyes, you should check into that
Or you're adopted
I'll name my son Tobias.
>>37410172
>bio major
You disgrace us, please change majors
>>37410172
Oh sweet first year anon. May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
>>37409215
Jeff
>>37412213
Dylan is a good name. Has the ring of a man who swims in good pussy.
>Chad
>James
choose one
>>37409215
Both og you needs to have direct relatives with those traits for your child to have a chance to be tall with blue eyes/blonde hair. My gf is "purebreed" brown hair and eyes, and such, none of our children will be blonde with blue eyes as I am. Sich is life.
Julius Caesar
>>37416390
Jordan
Taylor
Alex
Gertrude
For OP:
Truitt
Heston
Huxton
Felix
David
Mathias
Brick
Mortimer
Maurice
Jebidiah
or if either of you look latin you could go that route:
Filip
Antony
Aurelio
Rip
Louie
Arnold
Lyle
Aziz
Frank
>>37414877
Nothing wrong with brown hair.
>>37415496
>whites dint have brown eyes
epic maymay
>>37417351
That fa is 10/10
tobias meme/10
>>37417463
I have literally never met a Dylan that wasn't an asshole
>>37409215
Read the fucking sticky you summer cancer
>>37412213
Antonio
Alexander is GOAT name.
>>37409215
Name him:
Azrael, the Angel of destruction
Moloch, who consumed children
Baal, God of storms
Samael, I think it's the allahu snackbar version of the Angel of death
Azazel, some other biblical monstrosity I forgot
You name your kid Doctor and you can save thousands of $$$$
Arthur, Hannibal, Allan and John are my choices.
>>37413023
this
Use a god-tier Danish king name like Hardeknud or Valdemar.
Name him scooby
Gjallar
Hrungnir (The Brawler)
Or a normal name with a thorn in it for no reason.
>Þeodore
>Jonaþon
>>37409342
Probably because u r a fucking faggot
Name him Barbie Rollo if trips
>>37410033
This isn't true, there's a small chance his child will express the blue eye phenotype. Maybe OP carries the blue eye genotype which increases the chance even more.
>>37414884
Prove him wrong.
>>37410645
Kys
>>37409215
>i'm brown hair and brown eyes
>Hoping for a master race child.
Well I'm sorry to disappoint you Diego.
>>37409430
A black-boo asian girl I dated wanted to name her future son Trey
Just sounds trashy to me
Gabriel
Xavier
Titus
Tristan
Alternatives
Marakov
Smith
Wesson
Colt
Ruger
Heckler
Kosh
CZ
Jason
>>37418979
kek
>>37410645
>not "XIRSELF"
Try harder next time
>>37409350
If dubs you name him Giancarlo
you know what's ironic is CHAD is usually a nickname for CHESTER
and CHESTER is one of the worst possible names you can give a kid
>>37409577
Lost
>>37409215
My son will be born in a month as well, we want to name him Ivo
Bradley
Tyler
Mike
Chad
Jacob
Pizza
>>37409350
My lats just went orbit
>>37409328
kek, my dog's called Atlas
>>37410645
>HIMSELF
YOU JUST PREDICTED IT'S GENDER; YOU PIECE OF SHIT. KILL YOURSELF YOU IGNORANT MISOGYNISTIC RACIST
>>37411800
Leif is pretty /fit/ tbqh senpai
>>37409553
Gabe, Tommy, and Max are all beta names, rest are good
>>37412651
>Raylen
>any name ending in en
>>37419292
dont
name him chad
>>37409215
Without a doubt when I have my son, I will name him Chad. His life will be easy mode after that - adults will project the life of a "chad" onto him from a young age - I will also get him into lifting after he's 16 (so he doesn't become a manlet)
Rob is a good one
Chad
Brad
Jason
Mark
Bradley
Michael
Damian
Zack
Jeff(rey)
Kevin
10 names for you to pick from if you actually love your son
>>37421041
what was that story in freakonomics about a father who named his sons winner and loser? loser did far better in life than winner.
>>37421324
I read freakonomics and I remembver no such thing
>>37421286
>Kevin
Unless you're in Germany
Then everyone will laugh about you
upvote if u ctrl+f ur name lol
>>37409215
Maxwell
Charlie
Chad
Sterling
Dolza
Ewan
Ross
Garcia
Pick something that will help him realize his potential.
>>37421358
this and jonathan... i hate how it is pronounced in german.
>>37417351
Thats a beautiful family
For OP:
Chadley
