-FACE-
This hideous mother fucker turned himself into a sex god that women all over the world threw themselves at. He did this despite looking like some disgusting melvin
-HEIGHT-
He wasn't blessed with height
-FRAME-
He had a pathetic, weak frame
The cure ? He learned how to play an instrument and make music. It doesn't matter how bad you rank in these meme requirements. This is the cure
Why don't you unfortunate ones go this route. And of course make money along the way (with a real job because the chances of doing it through music are very slim)
>>37373924
dafuck you talkin about m8?
he slayed pussy because shekels.
Dude made it by literally hide his face under a ton of makeup and boost frame/height with special costumes and hi heels
>>37373976
My point is musicians are kryptonite to chicks. Doesn't matter if you look repulsive like this jew alien looking mother fucker
I've seen countless examples of gross dudes without money or fame. They play at parties or shithole bars and always have little groupie sluts on their dick
Literally who?
He probably had money and drugs.
>>37374055
>musicians are kryptonite to chicks.
Dude I lift and play in a band and can confirm 100%.
I'm kryptonite to chicks, they avoid me at all cost.
>>37374102
Paul Stanley from Kiss. And yes he did have tons of money and drugs later in life after he'd made it. But there was a long road before that failing miserably in all physical form
Chicks will get wet for you even if your ugly smelly poor and autistic. As long as you're decent enough at playing guitar, bass, drums, or vocals
>>37374153
Do you suck?
>>37374207
m-maybe if y-you let me...
>no homo
