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>>37329695
similar story
>see pajeet in the squat rack
>he's squatting ass to grass
>approach him to to congratulate him on his form
>notice when I get closer he isn't lifting anything at all, just taking a shit
>>37329687
God damn the OHP one.
Top kek
>>37329711
I want to visit the land down under.
>>37329684
>not one visible vein
>>37329684
fucking kek
>>37329822
Do you have any more of this MS paint motivational shit? It's hilarious.
>>37329675
Someone please post one of the "/fit/ goes to the doctor" collages.
>>37329687
Is that meant to be funny? I thought this was a humour thread.
>>37330097
well if I wanted to hear something funny I'd ask you for your one rep max
>>37330105
burn
>>37329687
>DO YOU GET IT? BECAUSE GERMANY USED TO BE NAZI GERMANY.
>WHAT A JUXTAPOSITION THAT WOULD BE, IF THEY WERE TO USE THOSE WORDS IN THE MODERN DAY
brilliant
>>37330006
After reading this I gotta say "no homo".
>>37330153
Yes.
>>37329687
I don't get it. Where's the funny?
>>37330141
This is why they say Germans are the least funny people on Earth.
>>37330125
>>37330136
>>37330153
>>37330172
thanks lad
>>37330006
Why do I have a boner?
>>37330230
No problem breh
You wanna hear something funny /fit/? Im 6 feet tall and 140 pounds. I dont come here for the lifts and gains. I come for the outrageous humor.
This one makes me rage
>>37330290
If you come here for the humor, then you have a pretty shit taste
>>37329675
Not funny
>>37329680
Not funny
>>37329684
Not funny
>>37329687
Not funny all replies were reaction pic reddit shit
>>37329695
Not funny
>>37329703
Not funny
>>37329711
Not funny
>>37329723
Not funny
>>37329822
Nice paint skills
>>37329840
Autism
>>37329931
Stolen comment
>>37329960
Not funny
>>37330006
Gay
>>37330125
Gay
>>37330136
Not funny
>>37330141
Not funny
>>37330153
Gay
>>37330172
Gay
>>37330211
Funnybot
>>37330248
Babi
>>37330259
Fake
>>37330297
Cucked by lesbian
>>37330309
This was funny
>>37330290
>tfw 5'11, 140 pounds SKINNYFAT
I wish I was an actual skelly so I could bulk without getting even worse bitchtits... so I'm cutting now
>>37330204
French greeting. Both hands in the air. Like surrendering. Do you have to be spoon fed you fucking unimaginative retard
>>37330341
autism
>>37330374
>kek.
I pray for good gains nig. im fine with my natural physique tho. I dont have much fat. I want to get into lifting but college and work just chews up too much of my time.
>>37330383
>French greeting. Both hands in the air. Like surrendering.
VERY original joke. 10/10
>>37330468
VERY original post. 10/10
now don't fucking EVER reply to me again
>>37330477
>now don't fucking EVER reply to me again
Get fucked my man
>>37330452
kek
>>37329931
hahahahah god dammit, this went better than expected
>>37329931
Someone screencap this
>>37330297
That lesbian is pretty fucking alpha. OP Should've raped her.
>>37330341
Do everyone a favor and don't do this gay ass shit again, faggot.
>>37330612
too DYEL to push the printscreen button yourself?
>>37330341
Thanks for you're input
>>37330341
not funny, just sad
>>37330341
Fuck off faggot
>>37330679
Free country
>>37330695
Im not tripping tho
>>37330723
Trump is a racist
>>37330769
Your welcome
>>37330842
Low energy
>>37330883
Lol she has a fish face
>>37330963
Trump is a visionary, bud.
>>37331011
>bud
t. hillbilly trash
>>37331286
>bud
>hillbilly
Come on lad, try harder you've got it in ya, i believe in you
>>37330963
i'm really ashamed to agree with you desu
>>37329675
>This was just predictable inane 4chan posting
>until that last post
>mfw
>>37331445
that shit has been posted a billion times you fucking newfag
how have you not seen this shit?
>>37331495
OP here, I made the screencap myself and posted it a few times, not exactly 'a billion times' and it's definitely not old.
>>37329680
this meme is outplayed
>>37331495
I actually leave the house sometimes. Instead of just pretending I do on /fit/.
>>37331589
kek and rekt
>>37329990
That is exactly what the fuck i was thinking...
>>37330963
Get ye gone
>>37331589
damm son
>>37330341
oh one of those guys again i see
>>37330612
you're the boss.
>>37331495
>>37331589
bruh you just done got TOLED
>>37329687
>Slavic chair
Nice
>>37332253
Funniest thing in this thread
>>37330341
It's a good thing you did that, otherwise I might not have known your take on things - and your opinions mean so much to me
>>37330259
>farting every hump
>you shat yourself so I left
HahahahAhahahahahha
requesting the one where guy claims to have been studying modern society since 1996
>>37330341
boy howdy do you ever come off as a swell guy!
what the fuck this thread is awful
>>37330341
Holy shit this is annoying
Im convinced its just one guy across all the boards that does this.
>>37332253
I lost
>>37330341
dont you ever reply to me or my sons replies ever again
>>37329931
POO IN SQUAT RACK
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>>37332253
You got me 9/10
>>37332253
Aaand done.
>>37330489
Test me motherfucker
>>37334589
%100 accurate
>>37330341
(you)
>>37334597
>%100
>not 100%
Is this really a thing?
>>37334589
>>37334597
Not even a meme, it is accurate, fucking single-moms ey?
personal fav
>>37334675
dont need to be from a single parent househould to not have a strong father figure
>tfw
>>37334704
Ouch, I guess that's even worse man, probably better with no father figure than a weak one, idk.
You'll make it though
>>37334543
these are gold, more?
>>37334333
checked
>>37332117
is that this??
>>37334787
/r/ing more elliot rodgers memes, ill keep dumping
>>37334769
Kek
>>37334769
What is the story behind this
your welcome
>>37330341
Shut the fuck up we don't care
>>37334825
the bitch got fed eggs
>>37334862
n-no homo
>>37330006
I don't feel good knowing this got me hard. I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.
Someone post the guy doing the reload animations while dancing webm pls
>>37334488
nice triple doubles
can someone plz turn this vid into a gif? http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/678235/Yeon-Woo-Jhi
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37329711
>looking over my shoulder for aboriginals
i don't know why this made me lose
>>37330612
Omfg its a stolen comment
>>37335005
go to /wsg/, there you can get it done
>>37330695
>Gaia Online
how many years has it been now?
>>37334653
>"Ain't No thing but a chicken Wing"
fucking kek
>We are unsure of the meaning of Anon's statements but believe them to be of a threatening nature.
>believe them to be of a threatening nature
>mfw
Are there gyms where I can drop weights and yell memes like I'm on a roid rage all I want? Reading this just increased my estrogen levels.
>>37334110
The escape velocity was impressive. I'm sure he had very little residue from the first stage of the launch.
>>37334618
Good form pupper
>>37334504
what?
>>37334589
sad but true
Does anyone have the /fit/ guy who has a haunted house and he throws weights around and eventually scares it off.
>>37335545
yeah give me a sec to find it
>>37334830
You are a hero for changing the theme so the colors keep changing. I was hoping the next person to do it would keep the pattern going.
>>37335652
This isn't a cringe thread anon
>>37335944
Kek
>>37334825
You don't have to tell me what happened last night, but you do have to eat this bowl of eggs.
>>37334769
LMAO wholy fuckkkkk
>>37329931
top kek
>>37330341
You must be autistic and not realize it... sad.
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
This reminds me.
Anyone got the screenshot for the day the Feels invaded?
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
GOOD FORM, PUPPER
>>37334618
"good form, pupper"
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334721
that maads mikkelson?
or however the fuck you spell that euroshit name?
hes a cool guy
>>37334589
How did he know?
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37336036
>>37334825
>>37334769
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE FUCKING EGGS
No, but really, it's just some stupid Jap fantasy/fetish shit.
>>37334653
That signature looks fake
>>37329687
>greet the fuhrer with both arms
every time
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334704
Sorry anon.
Iktf
Also tried to kill myself last night. Twice the night before.
Kinda frozen right now.
Loved the thread. Sorry for the bad feels gents.
Haven't even told my best friend or mom yet.
>>37334110
absolute madman
>>37334618
Good form, pupper
>>37334589
Shieeeeet!
>>37334769
Deepest lore
>>37334846
What happened to the couple?! I need to know
>>37334618
good form pupper
>>37331495
>calling someone newfag for not having seen a screencap of a post slightly over 3 fortnights old
Summer is upon us.
>>37334142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY
>>37339239
So this real life? People unironically photosynthesizing.
>>37334529
Anyone remember the good old days of callmemaybe on /fit/? Requesting cap of the guys singing it naked in locker room
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37339395
Yes, and don't forget about the mouth mask for even extra health
>>37339028
>the one i did made the last
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37335273
a powerlifting gym.
>>37330341
Dude, I just had the best idea ever! You should totally get a trip! :-)
>>37334609
>>>/cgl/9026000
>>>/cgl/9026000
>>>/cgl/9026000
fuck off /fit/, /cgl/ here
Requesting the four levels of memes, ending with pumpkins
>>37334589
>fuck
>>37330341
fuck off retard
>>37334704
what is this witchcraft peepee
>>37334609
>/cgl/
They wish, rancid skanks with vagina worms
>>37334504
Is this Trappy's wallpaper?
>>37334618
Good form,pupper
>>37340279
and chicken skin vulvas
>>37331589
that's pretty savage
S A V A G E
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E
>>37330297
>let me practice first
id stop that shit right there... its like let me eat your fucking food for free and ill see if i want to pay, guy was a fucking idiot
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
Good form pupper
>>37334950
>kek'd
>>37334830
Okay mate
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37340543
Is this a meme yet?
>>37340653
oh it will
>>37334769
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOWL OF EGGS...NOT JUST A PLATE
>>37340944
>being poor
>>37340653
haha post this to REDDIT!
>>37340951
>not buying expensive things makes you poor
ok. enjoy your job at mcdonalds kid.
>>37339121
Some say that after what's happened it's almost like they never existed in the first place.
>>37334618
Good form, pupper
>>37329931
unoriginal piece of shit, go kys faggot
>>37330248
Same
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
Good, form pupper
>>37331589
Bruh, this shit is lit af, senpai.
>>37334618
GOOD FORM PUPPER
>>37332253
I laughed
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334769
But who was camera?
>>37334589
Right in da money
>>37334675
>dad died of cancer when I was 6
>mfw all these parents who choose of their own volition to fuck up their kid's life through divorce
No sympathy whatsoever. If there isn't physical violence just fucking work it out instead of being selfish bastards.
>>37329675
i dont understand
>>37342160
>If there isn't physical violence just fucking work it out
Confirmed for never having GF
>>37334983
This one?
>>37342357
background
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37330963
Not one example of Trump being a racist. Islam isn't a race. Mexican isn't a race. Do you even speak English?
>>37334068
I bet you like seeing your son take it right in the fart box. Then after you probably tongue punch his fart box and bottle any liquids that leak out after.
>>37329687
>lel nazis amirite
>>37330341
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>37341441
Found the Pajeet
Don't you have a street to shit in? Shitting in the street. Like a dog?
>>37334618
Good form pupper
>>37334589
>>37334704
Waaaayyy too accurate.
>>37334618
GOOD FORM
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>pupper
>>37340885
>>37340936
are you faggots still reply-tunneling? Literally tumblr-tier.
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37339239
This is actually not 100% bullshit.
It's 90% bullshit, but it's true that direct sun exposure contributes to a more natural circadian rhythm which will allow them to sleep better. Any appetite effects would be the result of better sleep or vitamin D absorption from the sunlight. They don't need to stare at the thing though-- just catch the rays on their skin.
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334830
Lololol, I took that.
>>37334589
Yep, can't blame my mom though, my father died when I was very young because poor diet and unhealthy lifestyle, nevertheless I'm sure that even if he was alive today I would have still ended up being an autistic fuck with 0 social skills
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334589
That however doesn't explain the vast amount of female lifters in social media faggotry
>>37334721
I can't believe he smokes.
>>37334618
Good form, pupper
>>37344655
well he's European...
>>37330000
witnessed
>>37334562
Aren't these 2%bf guys living with constant migraines from dehydration before events? I'm surprised fella here could see the funny side.
>>37344888
Good trips poofter
>>37339443
lel, can you imagine the outrage that would occur if this was real
>>37334894
weak faghots
>>37334589
Well, time to kill myself
>>37335652
Boooo not funny
>>37338097
Top heh
>>37342395
Heh, we just do the /dance animations from Warcaft
Nothing personnel kid
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37330452
Fucking lost
>>37334618
Good Form, pupper
>>37340121
no, you're not
/cgl/ women are too busy badtalking hot women, ad /cgl/ "dudes" are white knights that don't know how to use a squat rack
>>37339239
>Not praising the sun
C'mon, is this /fit/ or /fa/?
PRAISE THE SUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVC4EXfPvZo
>>37345306
Example of exactly this
>>37334543
>That last one
She literally turned around immediately holy shit.
>>37339239
When you stare at the sun
What do you see?
>>37334589
Okay, that hurt
>>37346587
The sun.
>>37342206
Louis CK said it best as usual. Never tell someone you're sorry they got a divorce. It's like telling someone you're sorry they got a tumor removed.
>>37346751
>listening to jews
>>37334618
good form pupper
>>37346302
Oh wow. I really hope someone replied to her photo with exactly this.
>>37334618
Good form pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37346615
>>37346587
KANEDA WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>37334769
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGSSSSSS
>>37343319
Doesn't matter. In America, everyone has to be accused of racism because, well, it's the only acceptable explanation for them doing things I don't like.
>>37339227
Not /fit but topkek anyway
>>37339239
Ain't immigration grand?
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
good form, pupper
>>37334618
"good form, pupper"
