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A few days back I made a threat talking about how I was concerned that creatine was causing me to piss blood. I freaked a lot of people out who thought creatine was safe.

Turns out it wasn't the creatine causing me to piss blood, it was chlamydia :^)

Wear a condom guys!
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Good thing i never have sex
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>>37301192
Jokes on you I'm a virgin and probably will be for a very long time
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>>37301192
>has unprotected sex
>pisses blood
>"hmmm, must be that darned creatine"
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loooooool I always smash raw and then hate myself after and wait


Nothing yet tho
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>>37301230
it feels good tho
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>>37301192
that's pretty metal
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>this is how god punishes sex havers
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>>37301205

Way too close to home, bro
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>>37301192
made my day, thanks man :^)
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>>37301234
aww yeah nigguh but that regret and fear is kinda gay
the strange I've fucked is honestly scary haha
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>>37301192
Jesus Christ OP that is horrifying if that picture is from you. I would probably break down and start crying if I ever start pissing blood and just cry in the shower, coddling my soon-to-wither-and-fall-off cock
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It does make you bald though. If you take it for more than a few months you'll be bald within a few years. Happened to a few of my friends already. Fuck that shit, I'm staying natty.
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>>37301257
It's okay man. I have accepted my limitations and weaknesses. If I wanted to have sex badly enough I would hire an escort. As it is, I am content masturbating on a daily basis just to curb my libido. One thing I can tell you is that your standards begin to drop sharply after a long time. I choose to view this as a good thing.
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>>37301286
That's not true. It will only make you go bald if you take it in excessive doses and if you're already going to go bald due to genetics. It doesn't make you go bald, it can just speed up the process.
If it truly made you go bald, no one in the gym would have hair.
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>>37301278
Nah that's not my piss. I think it's a pic of severe chlamydia or something. My piss wasn't THAT bad.
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>>37301286
>taking a naturally occurring organic compound will make you bald

Goddamn you stupid fucks need to pay attention in biology.
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