How does /fit/ plan to commit rational suicide when the time comes?
First i would make sure that every bill and shit like that is paid so that it won't bother my family. Then I would leave a note explaining why i did it, and that it was a suicide and not a dissappearance so that no time will be wasted looking for me. After that I would go far out in the sea, get drunk, tie some dumbbells to my feet and let myself sink.
>>37253846
Bench press
Rack all the plates on the bar
Suicide grip
Let it all go
Pour alcohol on me, light it up and sip my whiskey as the flames engulf my numb body...
>>37253846
After my dad dies I'm going to "move away", row a kayak out to sea and shoot myself in the head.
>>37253846
suicide byenemy force
>cops
>military
or
>other combatants is a failedstate
always lookin for purpose even if there is none
keep it up family
>>37256799
I might steal this one.
Probably even more lame than stealing someones tattoo idea.
>>37253846
I'm not a sadkunt but I also don't want to die old so once I feel like I'm done I'm gonna weld a missile to a lamborghini and rocket myself into a mountain.
>select all images with mountains
Hell yeah
>>37253846
I won't, that mindset is something you grow out of
>>37253846
Im gonna die on the battlefield
>>37253846
>suicide
>ever rational
Haha ok Arthur, whatever you say bro.
I'm gonna leave a note saying "You were all wrong. It didn't get better. Should have done this years ago" and shoot myself
drop whatever money I have into renting a luxury car, eating at a five star restaurant, and fucking a top quality escort. then I'd smoke a cigarette and drink a beer in the luxury car while listening to white snake. then once "Here I Go Again On My Own" comes on I'll floor it and speed off the edge of Grand Canyon.
Anyone know how to get hold of a gun if you live in a country with strict gun laws?
>>37254054
nah fuck that. don't do it in a way you'll ever get that regret moment. look up stories of people who jumped off bridges and immediately once they jumped they realized they made the biggest mistake of their lives.
>>37253846
If winter, eat a hefty dose of opiates, wander out into the woods with light clothings on a night below -20 celcius. Let thermodynamics take care of the rest.
In summer, do a cocktail of drugs, cling to the edge of a substantial height. When I lose consciousness I will drop without the fear.
>>37256907
Ask a nog or a muslim
>>37256907
you abide by the laws
>>37256915
>look up stories of people who jumped off bridges and immediately once they jumped they realized they made the biggest mistake of their lives.
How could they tell the story after they jumped off a fucking bridge?
I can't kill myself while my parents are alive, I don't want to do that to them. I can't.
If that wasn't a factor I'd probably find some quiet spot away from people and off myself there. Maybe just go on the beach at sunrise and slit my wrists there, then watch my last sunrise as I slowly drift away.
>>37256936
I want to use it to kill myself
>>37256751
That's probably the only purpose where a Smith machine can be useful for bench pressing.
>>37256953
>>37256953
they lived
Honestly, the only reason I'd commit suicide is if I had dementia.
I'd hate to die not being able to remember the people I care about.
>>37256971
so then what's the rush?
>>37256970
Same here, don't give a shit about anyone else but i won't do it while my parents are alive.
>>37256988
My fucking sides
>>37254054
Nigga what? Drowning is among my top worst ways to die, shit's scary as fuck, I'd rather die instantly than go through that shit
I want to glue my hands to my head and find a way to decapitate myself. I want it to look like I was strong enough to tear off my own head. Cops would be mirrin'
>suicide
lol, fuck that, if I die it'll be in the European race war
>>37253846
battle desu. Do something really stupid like hunt a bear with just a spear.
Maybe the habbening will give me the chance
>>37257002
I didn't say I was in a rush. I just want to know how to get hold of a gun through illegal means. My plan is to kill myself at the end of the summer.
I was going to make a joke about killing myself with some philosophy books on logic but I Kant.
>>37257054
I wish it would start already but i'm 24 with no military training. How could we help in the fight?
>>37257059
Go to a ghetto area and ask around I suppose. But buy guns legally don't support fucking gangs reeeeeeeee
anyway, don't kill yourself brah, if you do you won't make it
>>37253846
Pain pills xf
>>37257080
>i wish it would start already
what if it hasn't started because you haven't started it
>>37257059
I'm sure if you really want to you'll find a way.
>>37256907
you grab one off a cop worst case scenario you get shot
>>37257095
I won't make it either way. I'm at the end of the line. I appreciate the effort but I'm decided.
>>37257106
My back-up plan has always been to jump out infront a train.
But I would much prefer to shoot myself in the head. I would call the police before hand so they would know when they show up.
>>37257128
The cops in my country very rarely use their guns. It's so rare that when they do, it makes the national news.
But a couple of days ago, a guy managed to snatch a gun from a cop and shoot himself in the head. I could do that if I'm quick enough.
>>37257104
It has to be carried out by our goverments, nationalism and right wing parties are already rising. I can't just go to the street and start removing kebabs right now.
>>37257144
tell me your story anon
>>37257144
what a pussy lol
>>37257144
Tie each bodypart to horses and make them run. I want my gravestone to read
Anon
19xx - 20xx
"Died as he lived, ripped"
>>37257144
pls, anon I can be your gymbro
>>37257080
Do the best you can and show up.
>>37257189
Too long and boring.
>>37257196
I know
>>37257203
Clever
>>37257208
We will lift together in the heaventh.
>>37257232
no pls, at least tell me a short version of your story
>>37257232
whenever I have suicidal thought I think
>but if I die.. the communists win
and I can't let that happen, now can I
anyway stay safe bbgrill hope you won't. I'll dedicate my 2pl8 binch PR to you tomorrow
>>37257144
anon, are you religious?
>>37257256
>"Raped" (touched and fondled my dick) when I was 10 by adult woman
>No one knows
>Bullied most my school years
>Depression for 8+ years (I know, just snap out of it)
>In and out of therapy and medication
>Drug addiction
>No friends
>Never kissed a girl
>Never had a gf
>Family doesn't give a shit
There's more but cba
>>37257265
Go for it anon, I hope you make it for both of us.
>>37257293
Not in the slightest.
>>37257182
It wouldn't hurt though, also I bet you wouldn't be the only one, go for it anon
>>37253846
>carefully put grenade in ass
>tie string to safety pin
>go to gym
>stand in squat rack
>shoulder the bar
>scream 'light weight baby' and pull string
>>37257144
You're being an asshole. No one wants to clean your body, especially not the police. You really think some guys being paid 35k a
year who signed up to give out speeding tickets and eat doughnuts really want to see a dead body with brains splattered out the
back? Who the fuck's gonna clean that mess? Your landlord? Oh, gee, bet they can't wait to sell an apartment off that someone
died in. The only thing you'll accomplish in that death is being the asshole that fucked up everyone's week.
If you truly wanted to kill yourself, you would have done it by now. You're posting here because you want people to talk you out of
it - you want people to come to your aid. If you bought a gun, you'd be too afraid to pull the trigger. If you wanted death, you'd have
thought it out much more clearly than this. As is, you're being an attention whore.
You're not so far gone that you'd really kill yourself, elsewise you wouldn't wait 'til the end of summer, so stop posting on 4chan
and go get a life. If you were depressed, you wouldn't be talking about suicide to anyone else. If you wanted to die, you would
have done it. The only other possibility is that you're just an ass.
>>37257352
Thanks for the concern, but I doubt that being on 2 different anti-depressants, weekly scheduled talks with both a doctor and a psychologist, almost being involuntary admitted to the psych-ward and if I don't pick up the phone, they sent someone out looking for me, is all because I'm an ass.
But I guess you know more than professionals with years of experience.
>>37257450
You need to realize at some point that no one understand mental illness well
For us normals, your mental illness stories sound like the common "woe is me" narcissism
I hope you find yourself fine someday, I think mental illness is like living in a constant flu but that's because i don't have one
>>37257335
Apart from the never kissed/had a gf sounds like my story bro, get yourself into rehab then do 12 step based groups for a year or so, what ive done and it makes shit easier
>>37257335
>Drug addiction
what kind of drugs?
also, although that does seem really shitty, it's all fixable. You can still get a gf, find purpose in life etc. Lots of kids that were molested/raped have led meaningful lives
>>37257549
>Weed (not anymore)
>MDMA, X
>Coke, amf, meth (only coke now)
>LSD, shrooms
Have to wait for parents to croak. Will have to try and explain to my younger sister I guess, as we have a great relationship, she knows me well though, and I hope she will be able to understand.
Probably head out into the frozen wastelands, die tripping out in the middle of a blizzard.
>>37257577
Stop labeling yourself fuckwad. Your not addicted to LSD.
Take a break. Maybe forever. You've gotten the message so time to hang up the receiver and get to work.
>>37257621
I'm not labeling myself. These are the labels I have been given in my diagnosis.
>>37253846
Less suicide and more homicide until finally over ran by hordes of cops / swat / national guard and the "point" count is higher than ever before.
But of course that will never happen just like I will never get hit on the head by a meteorite but you asked a crazy out there "what if" so there.
>>37257642
then do us a favour and kill yourself and dont brag about it for fucks sake
>>37257767
Not him but this thread is literally for posting about suicide and you're telling him to not post about that. You can leave the thread.
>>37257767
Bragging? Are you fucking kidding me? When did I brag? I only answered other people's questions.
>>37257829
Mentioning the sid is bragging... I wish I could encounter real l$d again. It helped me a lot....
>>37257897
Again, if you go back and look, I only answered other people's question. You're sincerely fucked in the head, if you think anyone would truely brag about being mentally degenerate.
>>37257621
Alan Watts says the same thing
