Who /gymmischief/ here?
>go to gym
>music is bad because good music is expensive and gym does not respect customers
>enjoy music anyway
> M I S C H I E F
>somebody asks if they can work in
>"sure lad"
>let out a soundless fart as I get up
>>37250040
They don't just play commercial radio?
>>37250047
>Not subtly shitting on the bench
>>37250094
easy there pajeet
>>37250047
>Attempt this mischeif
>six second cannonshot trumpets out of my ass loud enough to reverberate around the gym over the sound of the dude dropping his 3plate deadlift
Core strength.
>In-between sets
>Guy asks if I'm done with these dumbbells
>Tell him yeah
>He takes them
>I'm not actually done, now he's stuck working out with MY dumbbells
> forget towel
> use somebody else's to wipe bench while they're stuck doing heavy bench press
> no water bottle
> get up and start drinking from fountain
> qt3.14 cardio bunny starts waiting behind me to fill her bottle
> keep drinking
> decide that my workout can wait
> keep drinking water even though i'm sufficiently hydrated
> 2 mins later she's still waiting
> now i'm saturated, my throat is starting to hurt from all these small gulps
> bladder starts to tingle, oh shit not now if i pee this is ruined
> can't stop now, keep drinking
> she leaves
> i run to the toilet, piss, and leave the gym
>>37250415
/ D E V I L I S H /
>>37250040
Holy fuck summer
this is just embarrassing
