How about a cringe story /fit/?
Fresh from today
>Hit one year lifting
>finally hit lmao 2 pl8 bench
>confidence soaring
>still no social skills
>decide macho man randy savage is a badass
>start mimicking his sayings whilst lifting and flexing
>"oooo i'm the cream of the crop"
>decide i'm /fit/ enough to start hitting on gym bunnies
>decent looking high test chick been working machines
>we've glanced at eachother over the last few days
>take this as a time to act
>walk over to her after getting sick chest pump
>say "you're going nowhere" in worst macho man voice I'ver ever done
>she Bertstares
>say "i've got you here for 3 minutes, and you're gonna like it"
>still randy savage mode
>she gets up from leg press machine to walk away
>I shout out in loudest macho man impersonation
>"OOOO YOU'RE GOIN' NOWHERE"
I haven't stopped having an anxiety attack about for 6 hours.Fucking hold me /fit/, you didn't teach me how to use my muscles to socialize. fuck fuck fuck.
>>37249331
dying rn
>>37249331
wut
>>37249331
My fucking sides
>>37249331
Iwanttobelieve/10
>>37249331
this isn't real is it
What the FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK JUST WHY
I COULD NEVER BE THIS AUTISTIC EVEN IF I TRIED
>>37249463
I promise that it is.
Immediately after she walked away I grabbed my shit and ran to my car. I just shook. My body had no other way of coping with this embarrassing fucking situation other than shaking.
I just don't want to be around people anymore.
>>37249331
>>37249594
NOTHING MEANS NOTHING MAN
AND THE BEAT GOES ON, YEAH
Just remember that macho man died and saved us all from the rapture, and you go full autistic in his name...
