> He can't even overhead press Mommy for 15 reps
>>37234525
> Yeah honey!
> What's the point of all your protein drinks and pushups?
> You're just like the guy in the sitcoms!
what was that?
I can't hear you
>>37234525
But sweetheart mommy weighs 250lbs the fat fuck
>>37234580
>I like where this is going
Continue
>>37234580
>beating your daughter
And you wonder why she turns to black men
>>37234525
>That's that even your real mommy.
I vividly remember my first "date" with my soon to be wife, ~6 years ago, we snuck into a middle school, flirting around the monkey bars and obstacle course they had, and pushing her butt to help her climb up a pole.
Story was relevant, I picked her slim 110lb up so she could reach the monkey bars and she thought I was mutha fuckin Hercules
You guys spend hours in the gym OHP 1.25X your body weight, while guys like me, Chad it up, doing less work and far greater profit 8)
>>37234707
Tell us more
PS: Don't, this isn't your personal blog
PPS: Fuck you, fucking faggot. I bet your wife is a whale and your a beta dyel cuck who sometimes even gobbles cock
SHUT UP TIFFANY, YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>37234525
Yeah but I can hip thrust her for 50. There's just no point after 3.
>>37234741
Yeah, unless mommy's high test, even a dyel lanklet could lift her.
>>37234779
I think you mean Kirino. We are naming our daughter Kirino.
>tfw I can only overhead press 75 pounds
>>37235006
you can still go pedo anon.
>>37234757
Just look at this response. Hah. Holy SHIT man
What ps and pps mean?
>>37235091
Post scriptum, you ignorant jabrony.
>>37235006
Just keep going, anon. You'll be able to OHP your mommy soon enough
>tfw I can OHP my wife
>the bed springs can't
Now what?
>>37235091
>What ps and pps mean?
Underaged detected.
>come meet your new mommy!
>personal rule is to never be with a gril I can't The Press™
>I The Press™ 115lbs
>gf is 100lbs
>>37234525
My last two girlfriends were 130 (athletic) and 150 (high test) pounds. I could definitely do 130 for 15. I might be able to do 150 for 15 but not sure.
>>37234808
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about faggot. No dyel lanklet could walk into a gym for the first time and ohp 110 lbs
>>37234525
I'm presting 155 at 179 lbs. Gf weighs 98 pounds tho.I can literally use her as a fleshlight by lifting her and slamming her on my dick repeatedly while sitting. She loves it
>>37236078
>Pressing 115 lbs
>Having a decent looking gf
>>37236254
Will I get an upgrade to husbando when I eventually The Press™ 1pl8?
>>37234525
that feel when you can pick up the average size and weight person and just lift them over your head.
>implying mommy is a fat fuck
>>37237963
christ why is he jerking his head forward so violently
>>37238009
too much weight for him to handle
>>37238009
He's an ostritch
>>37237963
He's going to have shoulder pain holy fuck
>>37238026
LMAO
Fucking kekked
>>37238033
U dum anon
>>37237963
Fuuuck this makes me wanna OHP. Should I drive out to the gym at 3 in the morning just to OHP?
>>37238055
You should go to bed anon
>>37234525
You know what? (Heavy breath) fuck you kid. You come near me with any negative behavior or aggressive body language, one of us is going down, and it won't be me, because after all I been through, I'm still alive and standing. Non-negotiable.
>>37234695
That happens if you neglect to beat her.
i started doing the press for the first time ever, yesterday. I could do lmao1pl8, not even fat. Im 84,5kg 187,5cm if that matters
>>37238227
I had a reply to this but I had to sign a non disclosure agreement, so I can't talk about it. I can only talk about not being able to talk about it.
>>37238228
Fucking kek
>>37238228
im crying
>>37234657
Savickas could do it, why not you?
>>37237963
>can't even lift 2 mommies at the same time
lel what a loser having to stick with only one women for the rest of his life
>>37236320
No self respecting man weighs 1pl8.
>>37238009
Squeezing your traps and moving head forward helps in avoiding shoulder injuries and lift.
>>37238494
If it's strict press and you never did it before, that's pretty good. Push press, for your weight - not so much.
>OHP 190lbs
>OHP my gf a good 10-12 times
>feels gooderino
>>37234904
shit taste but I hope you're being for real.
>>37234525
>OHPing your mom
Dadlifting is obviously superior. I rep that shiz every day.
