So how much do you fags really know about dealing with women?
Let's come up with some hypothetical situations and see what we think the possible courses of action in each would be
We'll break each situation down three ways:
Omega Male response
Beta Male response
Alpha Male response
I'll start us off
Situation: The girl you like/are chasing shows up with a male companion. It's not clear whether they're together or not. They are coming towards you, but haven't seen you yet.
Omega Male response (OMR): assume they must be fucking and immediately flee the scene while holding back rage tears. go home to post about how all women are whores on plebbit or r9k. masterbate yourself to sleep and wonder why no woman will give you a chance
Beta Male response (BMR): assume they might be together, but immediately try to verify the exact nature of the situation by asking some very awkward questions. then spend the rest of the time importuning and nagging her for attention, perhaps while doing something foolish or overly saccharine to try and upstage the other guy. go home alone and complain to your anime love pillow that good guys always finish last
Alpha Male response (AMR): who gives a shit if they are together? immediately start teasing the girl about something trivial and then proceed to ignore her the rest of the time, making friends with the other guy and enjoying yourself at her general expense. before they leave, invite them both out to something. if he agrees, they're dating. if he passes, she's single. proceed to the next phase
Situation 2:
You were supposed to meet her somewhere for drinks/dinner/chat etc. She stands you up or bails at the last minute.
Response?
>>37223919
>The girl you like/are chasing
you lost me here breh
Do robots ever actually leave the house to do anything but go to the gym or class? I swear its like I live in a different world than you people do sometimes
if im already at the bar, grab a drink and try to chat up a babe at the bar. if im at home read and go to sleep.
>mfw shit like this actually trends
I know enough to know women are fags and should never even be dealt with.
>>37223919
>You were supposed to meet her somewhere for drinks/dinner/chat etc. She stands you up or bails at the last minute
O:cry
B:cry harder
A: eat my damn meal anyway and maybe pick up on the waitress
>>37223963
Spoken like a true omega
>>37223919
>You were supposed to meet her somewhere for drinks/dinner/chat etc. She stands you up or bails at the last minute.
OMR: Come home and cry like a little shit stain
BMR: Dismiss it and assure her it's ok and she obviously has a good reason she's busy. Then try arrange a date for next time then and there.
AMR: Tell her you don't mind, you were gonna meet your mates there either way. Then proceed to invite out a tinderella because you're a fucking alpha male not some shit stain that types up fucking hypothetical situations on a containment board for fucking losers
>>37224037
>BMR: Dismiss it and assure her it's ok and she obviously has a good reason she's busy. Then try arrange a date for next time then and there.
aw man you got me
>You were supposed to meet her somewhere for drinks/dinner/chat etc. She stands you up or bails at the last minute
O: go home and watch chinese girl cartoons while rageposting on /fit/
B: text her incessantly and try to guilt trip her into showing up
A: text her like you forgot about the whole thing and say you're with some friends, and was she still planning on getting together because you might not make it
>>37223919
A: ignore it and her and move on to someone who doesn't waste your time
O & B: Fuck if I know how these people think.
>You were supposed to meet her somewhere for drinks/dinner/chat etc. She stands you up or bails at the last minute.
An alpha wouldn't ask to meet the girl for drinks. He would pick her up in his convertible and take her out himself.
>>37223919
I don't know shit about them.
I really dislike talking to girls, theyre even more shallow than me.
>>37223919
Post Moar lia
>>37224087
addendum, if she contacts you to apologise, tell her no worries, if she tries to make other plans, tell her you're busy but invite her over to watch a movie or chill then fuck her and never contact her again you can do better,
Not OP, but here's another scenario. You are at a local place and you see the girl you like getting drinks with a group of her female friends.
Assume that you must approach/talk to her in front of her friends
I would pick her up and put her down on the guy OP.
/fit/ reply up in heerreeee.
>>37223919
O: act salty about it
B: be passive-aggressive about it
A: brush it off and pivot from there
Hijacking this thread because your opinions are invalid, don't account for all variables and is basically glorious bait. Its cute, but ineffective. Here, we'll do a quasi-CYOA.
You're at the gym and there's the girl you fancy. She's pretty fit and getting to that beautiful tone you like so much. You've caught her looking at you a few times, smiled once or twice and she blushed.
She sits down at the bench press and loads up, no rails and no spot.
First three responses will get evaluated, then we'll keep moving down the story.
>>37224130
Approach girl, have her introduce you to the group, make sure you give equal attention to everyone but flirt a bit more with the most attractive girl in the group that isn't your crush.
EASY
>>37224130
>OMR: leave the bar
>BMR: approach and drop spaghetti, then leave the bar
>AMR: Go say hi,ask a few casual questions to see whats goin on/what their plans are tonight. doesn't matter what she says, you watch the reaction of her friends. this will determine wether you stay and chat or fuck off and enjoy yourself with another floozy.
>>37224161
what the hell is a rail you couchfucker?
>>37224161
Ask her if she's from london
>>37224161
ask to sniff her butt
>>37224161
I keep lifting and dont give a fuck what shes doing because Im busy. I wouldnt even notice the faggot details you have described.
>>37224161
ask if she wants a protein shake then wiggle your hips seductively.
>>37224215
best response by far
>>37224161
in all seriousness, go use whatever bench or machine is next to hers
>>37223919
>Alpha Male response (AMR): who gives a shit if they are together? immediately start teasing the girl about something trivial and then proceed to ignore her the rest of the time, making friends with the other guy and enjoying yourself at her general expense. before they leave, invite them both out to something. if he agrees, they're dating. if he passes, she's single. proceed to the next phase
No... just no.
>>37224234
m8 how many women have you slept with?
be honest
>>37224188
She looks at you oddly and says, "London? No, why?" You can see a slight hesitance as you're distracting her from the lift but this ain't her first rodeo. (Overall - Weird so beta)
>>37224194
"Uh... no," she says, getting up and leaving the bench press. Next thing you know the gym reps are coming up to you and serving you your ban. (Overall - Enjoy your home gym, gamma)
>>37224210
She drops the weight and crushes in her sternum, dying slowly as her ribs puncture her lungs. You could've stopped this. (Overall Rating - Regret Tier, possibly gay)
Right answer was to offer to spot her. Women leave these openings for a reason, especially when you're aware. She's expecting it and if you offered and were smooth about it, this would've gone forward.
Scenario Two -
You're at work, let's say you work in an office or retail environment. Cute girl in the office, on the register, etc. asks you out for lunch. Where do you take her for the hour and how do you conduct yourself?
>>37224257
immediately drive to the nearest restaurant and sneak her in the men's room. proceed to give her the ol' lickeroo
>>37224257
McDicks for my chicken nuggies ofc
>>37224257
>he actually took the time to type this all out
>>37224194
keked
>>37224257
>women leave these openings on purpose
>implying girls at the gym give a fuck about anyone except chad
>implying a girl would want some random fuck she's never talked to to spot her
>implying girls bench
>>37224257
>people make fun of you
>you act like they are serious and continue writing your fanfics
kek, is this what Autism looks like?
>>37224257
>offer to spot her
She looks at your dyle arms with disgust and adds more weight. After a few awkward moments of silence, she responds "Id I wanted balls on my forehead I would be doing some lame medicine ball palates routine." She proceeds to lift your 1RM for a set of 10, racks the weight, and smacks Chads ass as she takes off her tee to tease you with her sports bra before when enters the womens locker room.
>>37224257
I take her to the cafe accross the road, i then proceed to invite her to my apartment for wine and strawberries on friday night. We can also watch Paul Blart mall cop
>>37224257
take her to close cafe, sit outside. maintain playful conversation about workplace but avoid gossip or talking too much about yourself. offer to pay for her lunch, and when she says no tell her she can pay for yours next time.
>>37224257
grab your dick and ask her why she needs to go out to lunch when you brought enough for both of us then run away before she can answer.
>>37224257
>scenario two
>take her to a food truck where we can sit outside if its nice. preferably one that serves indian or mexican. Then demand they use their microwave to reheat my salsa chicken and broccolli in my tupperwear, slam it in 5 mins then proceed to get 45 mins of cardio in over the remainder of my lunch break
>>37224277
The ol' lickeroo don't carry like it used to and this could have worked better in a car instead of a filthy (likely) fast food restaurant. (Rating - Shit)
>>37224280
She's not impressed with your tendies. (Rating - reeeEEEEEEE)
>>37224282
Damn right, slut. That's the point of the game.
>>37224303
Signals in the puddin', baby.
>>37224312
fanfics are my life, I ship Zyzz and Scooby. fanfic.net/fitizenkane
>>37224328
She's soaking wet at the mention of Paul Blart (Rating - Alpha)
>>37224257
>you work in an office or retail environment. Cute girl in the office, on the register, etc. asks you out for lunch. Where do you take her for the hour and how do you conduct yourself?
Lead her to the office lunch room, pull out my frozen cajun fish and proceed to microwave it. When its about to finish cooking, I take a deep breath and say "That smell is exactly what I think you would smell like" and smile while intensely looking into her eyes.
>>37224359
post the next scenario faggot this has potential.
>>37224257
Who the fuck cares about picking up chick's at the gym. Maybe check them out but not waste time talking to them or anyone.
This thread seems to imply an alpha is some asshole jock from a bad early 2000s teen film.
>>37224380
Reckon so? A'ight, I have a bit before I go to the gym.
You see a car in a ditch on the side of the road. Pretty girl is standing next to it, in distress and so far no one has bothered to stop. In detail, how do you secure her number by the end of this?
Show me some magic, baby.
>>37224379
kek
>>37224406
How do you come up with such original scenarios. You are a true master of imagination
>>37224420
Well I need a scenario in which I've been party to that has led to me acquiring digits or tail to properly gauge my opinion of an alpha response. C'mawn baby, that's how this game works.
>>37224406
bash her brain in with a rock and steal her phone, find number
>>37224420
have you ever read a book before? in your life?
>>37224442
Autism
>>37224406
Pull up in a tow truck, my face is covered in a winter face mask because shes in the ditch so assuming ice and cold weather. I walk up asking if shes ok and if she needs help. Her guard is down so I donkey punch her in the back of the head, tow her car take it to a chop shop where they tear it down and grind off and dispose of all the identifying info. Before they do though, I look up her personal info from the VIN/plate, identify her likes/dislikes phone number etc. I then go back in another car, wake her up, save her and woo her using the knowledge I gained from researching her. Also, I take her out and insist on paying. Little does she know I pay with the money I earned from scrapping her car.
>>37224452
no u
>>37224406
>pull over
>ask if she is ok
>'no i crashed my car cause i am sperg'
>ask her if she's called roadside assist?
>'no cause i am sperg'
>offer to try and help with car (jump start, change tire, whatever)
>ask her if she needs a lift
>while in the car on the way to wherever she needs to go, take her to your pad and rape her bum hole with Paul Blart mall cop in the background
Okay, new situation: you just took a shower. Your dog curiously sniffs your anus as you flex completely nude in the mirror. Your dog testingly licks your bung hole. You're oddly aroused. Your dog must have liked the taste, because he begins furiously licking your taint. Before you know it you have a full blow erection, pre cum dribbling all over the floor. You bend over and lean against the counter so your dog can access your butthole even better, stroking yourself as your dog licks your ass.
Before you know what is happening the door is flung open, it's your mom. She is staring in the to never-ending abyss that is your unshaven asshole. The dog is mid lick.
What now? Remember HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME. BE THE ALPHA
>>37223919
If you're chasing a girl, you're doing it wrong.
Never chase.
If she's interested great, do whatever, fuck her, embarrass yourself, nobody cares.
If she's not, immediately find a girl who is.
Do something or don't. Again nobody cares what you do. Everyone is paying attention to themselves. The only person who thinks you're special is you.
>>37224474
>Mom lives with you or can get into you home without you letting her in
Impossible situation for an alpha. Try harder
I knew you guys were pretty autistic but this is next level
>>37224474
explain to mother the wonders of scientology
>>37224474
Ask mummy to bring the lotion for your peepee then shit yourself and cry.
This is too easy anon.
>>37224483
You didn't know that your mother had broken in through your window while you were showering. You did not hear her.
Now your butthole is making eye contact with her.
>>37224474
>Quickly grab the dog from between your legs
>pull him up so his asshole is in your face
>lock his neck inbetween your incredibly overdeveloped thighs (squats lol)
>Proceed to pile drive his head into the ground with the full force of your body
>turn to your mum
>the crack of the dogs neck echoes in the room to be suddenly filled with the screams of your mum
>lol sorry mum i was just practising for the tournament this weekend
Alpha mode still intact
>>37224496
>>37224504
Wrong. Immediately tell your mom to assume the position. She will now be on all fours. Have her begin licking your ass while you "assert your dominance" over your dog (AKA fuck your dog in the ass)
You CANNOT let your DOG lick your ass without your consent. Let your DOG know that you are the ALPHA
>>37224524
Wrong. HEIGHT FACE FRAME. If you have HEIGHT, then your mother wouldn't be able to reach your bum while on all fours.
this.
this is a good thread
New situation.
You have recently started hanging out with a friend of a friend, and he invites you out for drinks with some people he knows. He's been telling you about this girl that he likes and started to get in with. She is literally a 10/10 when you meet her and you guys hit it off instantly, she eye fucks the shit out of you, laughs at your jokes, touches your arm, chest etc.
It's getting towards the end of the night and this friend of a friend whispers 'hey bro, i think i'm getting in good with this chick - do you think you can bail and me and her can catch a cab home together?'
What do?
>>37223919
lel women could give a shit about anything other than confidence
you have confidence you could look like a weeboo and still get laid
>>37224154
Honestly the whole OMEGA/BETA/ALPHA dynamic boils down to this. Thanks for putting it into simple terms, brah.
>>37224593
>look at friend
>walk over to girl and get close to her
>eye fuck her at point-blank
>grab her hand and pull her away from group
>take her elsewhere to fuark while beta friend hangs himself from the ceiling fan in the bar
>>37224593
Grab homboys dick and tell him he can stop playing games with you and ditch the bitch for a night of passionate brojobs and anal fisting.
Your QT3.14 neighbor starts frantically pounding on your door at 3am. You open it and shes crying. She says "My BF is shitfaced, passed out laying on the sidewalk and cant even get into my apartment. Can you help me?"
Every single one of you mother fuckers knows this, you all think about what you could of said to him or her to make things smoother, better but in the actual moment you are the most autistic you could possibly be. I think we all know that none of you would walk up to a girl in real life.
>>37223919
To the OP's scenario
Send text a few days later "whats up flakester"
>>37224631
i've approached girls irl twice in my life. The second time resulted in my current gf of two years
>>37224630
Help her carry he boyfriend into their bed then pull down his trousers and take that sweet boipussy to poundtown while never breaking eye contact with QT.
Bitches respect dominance.
>>37224639
that's a beta response. nice try tho
>>37224631
Fuck off asshole. Just today I walked straight up to a girl. I smiled at her and she smiled back and asked how I was doing. I said I was doung great. Then I handed her my chicken tenders, she rang them up and when I paid her we touched hands and sparks flied. She even gave me her number and said I should call it to say how satisfied I was with her. Then she told me to come back soon. Im pretty sure she meant Cum on my back soon
>>37224661
Can you explain how it is beta?
>>37224687
Not him but you are essentially being a passive aggressive loser. If she hasn't already tried to contact you to apologise in the days before you send that pathetic text then she is clearly not interested in you and any attempts to guilt her will just confirm what a loser you are.
>>37224474
RIP in pieces my sides
>>37224687
Honestly bruh, if a girl cares about you she wouldn't brush you off. If she brushes you off and actually does care about you, then she would contact you to apologize.
If she doesn't care about you, then just forget about her. You're better than that bitch
>>37224707
I forget there are younger guys on here. You guys are misunderstanding the whole "nonchalant" attitude.
It's not being "passive aggressive." That might be how a guy sees it, but this line puts the girl on the defensive because it's a playful insult. Girls sometimes flake as a shit test to see if you desperately call/text her. They don't think about things logically, the worst thing you can do is empathize with them and put yourself in their shoes. They are led by their emotions and what "feels right," which are in turn complex biological processes to ensure good mating habits.
Women will flake on you 60% of the time for literally no reason whatsoever. They flake on guys they are interested in all the time. I can't tell you how many times a girl has flaked on me and has still resulted in at least kissing, sometimes sex.
It's a good line, give it a try. The text back is usually defensive or making an excuse, keep the ball rolling. If you don't text her at all you come off autistic as fuck anyway. You can only win, worst case scenario she never talks to you again and you find a new bitch.
>>37224790
Not that guy but adding - text her once with a line calling her out on bailing. If she doesnt respond dont keep texting. One and Done until she earns a second text.
>>37224790
Thing is anon I don't have enough girls flake on me to have a preplanned line.
Don't think it's an age thing, I think you just chase women who end up throwing you freebies out of pity.
>>37224037
>containment board for fucking losers
>>37224063
Your alpha response sounds pretty sad. Why lie to her and "attempt" to give her the image that you were "busy" too? Just shrug it off and be skeptical about making plans with her in the future.
>>37224816
rekt
>>37224816
Nigga women don't "throw freebies out of pity" people that say that just don't get laid enough and try to protect their ego by thinking that about other people.
A girl does not fuck you unless she wants to.
They will let you take them to dinner, spend money on them, etc, but no matter what, if they don't want to fuck you, they won't.
I chase all women. I have a higher success rate than most because I play the numbers game. I don't necessarily have "preplanned lines" I just go with whatever feels right for the situation. There are certain ones that are catch all, such as the one described above.
>>37224842
by "all" do you mean even the uggos?
>>37224842
Do you spend this many characters replying to the women who stand you up?
>>37224790
>implying I will put up with "shit tests"
She message me and come to my place after that, but if she flakes I'll not bother to initiate contact.
>>37224816
>Thing is anon I don't have enough girls flake on me to have a preplanned line.
Pretty common for virgins who are too shy to ever ask a girl out.
>>37224130
DO NOT DO THIS! If you're with friends having drinks and someone randomly comes up to chat with you, how would you feel? If I wanted to spend time with someone, I'd make time. Don't go budging in on people hanging out with other friends
>>37224852
Even ugly girls don't throw freebies. They may fuck ugly guys but they aren't freebies. They are just in a different dating market than 7s and 8s.
>>37224859
Every woman shit tests, at least the ones worth knowing. Get used to it and learn how to navigate through them. Most of the time it's just not being a weak faggot.
>>37224894
i meant do you chase uggos. you said you chase all women
>>37223919
>You were supposed to meet her somewhere for drinks/dinner/chat etc. She stands you up or bails at the last minute.
easy OP.
OMR: cry like a little bitch
BMR: Ask her why not and if we could go another time and tell her she is beautifull xoxoxoxo
AMR: Respond with K to her text message if there is one, if there isn't one. Wait 15 minutes till the time is passed and use this oppurtunity to get sympathy sex from some random local whore at some bar.
>>37224894
>worth knowing
>shit tests
You have this backwards, my friend. Shit tests = hit and quit if she makes up for it.
>>37224909
No I generally don't go below a 6. Misunderstood your post and my original one wasn't very clear.
I don't really even consider ugly girls people so it was a semantic error on my part.
>>37224928
All. Women. Shit. Test.
They will shit test you even later into the relationship. If they aren't shit testing you, they don't care and are probably fucking someone else.
If you want a woman who doesn't shit test, you're going to have to go reaaaallly low on the scale, but if you want a 6+ and you're around a 7 you have to learn shit tests.
They are really nothing to be afraid of. It's mostly just standing your ground or putting her in her place when she gets too uppity.
>>37224962
How do does shit test work like?
>>37224923
>Respond with K to her text message if there is one, if there isn't one. Wait 15 minutes till the time is passed and use this oppurtunity to get sympathy sex from some random local whore at some bar.
>>37224989
>being this mad at a real comment
Why shouldn't I get laid with the hormonal back up that I receive?
Even if you don't feel bad about it, you unconciously will release hormones that will still give a sad vibe about you.
For some kind of reason the mother instincts of women kicks in and they approach you.
The looser the female the more chance you have to get laid.
Simple science faggot.
>>37224962
I'm not afraid of it, I just find it annoying. If a girl is doing things to irritate me I'll just see some other girl.
Usually the girls I date, rather than hit and quit, are incredibly into me; some of them have told me they were insecure the whole time we dated, which is always news to me.
>>37224973
Sometimes she subconsciously throws a fit or gets jealous or emotional or insults you to see how you respond and if you are the alpha male for her.
"Hey babe I need milk can you run to the store and get it for me?"
"I'm your lover, not your milkboy."
"Hey baby can you get x from the kitchen for me? I'm real tired."
"You have a pair of legs, right? Use them."
*emotional tantrum*
"Uhh, okay."
*you come home from work and she starts bitching that there is no cream at home*
Beta: "Okay baby I'll just run to the store and get it."
Alpha: "Aww you throwing a little tantrum again? Here I'll give you some fucking cream *points to dick*."
Shit like that. This obviously depends on the situation. If you're poor and you don't have cream for the coffee at home, you should probably take care of that. But if she's just throwing an emotional tantrum that you should be able to identify as a woman testing her man, you should respond appropriately.
If you pass it, she respects you more. If you fail it, she respects you less. Once she doesn't respect you below a certain point, you become too beta in her eyes and she will move on to find the alpha.
Keep in mind that It's just female nature ingrained into them by evolution - she wants the strongest man she can find so that her offspring can have the best chance of reproduction. It doesn't mean she's a bad person when she tests you, it's just what she wants as a woman. And it's what you have to give her as a man - the comfort that you are strong and won't buckle under pressure.
>>37224973
It could literally be anything. Like I mentioned in an earlier post, girls don't have the same thought processes as you. They don't know why they do most of what they do. Lack of agency/self awareness.
A pretty common one is the whole "I have a boyfriend" line. Girls use this one all the time, I'm sure every single person in this thread that has approached a girl has heard this before.
Sometimes she's telling the truth, sometimes shes lying.
Most guys will say "Oh hehe sorry hehe."
Good responses that have worked for me and others
>"Cool, what's your number?"
>"That's fine, I'm not the jealous type."
Those are more direct lines, you could be more playful with it though.
Her: "I have a boyfriend."
You: "Wow that's amazing"
Her: "What?"
You: "We just met and you are already telling me about your problems!"
>>37225037
So why go for low hanging fruit? Some of the best fucks I've ever had have been the most difficult ones to get. It's personal preference but I prefer a challenge. No hate though.
> dumb faggot OP tries to act like he's alpha on a filipino foxtrot forum
>people rightly start taking the piss
>good goofs to be had
> pseudo-"""""""pick up artists"""""""" see a chance to impress a bunch randoms by regurgitating some shit they read but never had the balls to actually try
What this turned to shit real quick.
>>37224096
Not true have been picked up by woman even when I didn't have a car
>you're gonna make some girl really happy someday
This is a polite way of saying "go bother someone else", right?
>>37225076
this desu
redpill's base ideology is solid, but all these >tfw no gf
NEET faggots warp it to fit their hate for women
>>37225084
i think he means you take the initiative instead of leaving it up to the girl to meet you there. having a girl drive you works the same for the most part
Situation: You've taken a girl on a couple of dates. You text her on wednesday inviting her to dinner this weekend. She doesn't respond to your text at all. You see her on Friday at social gathering, and she acts awkward and aloof toward you. She then texts you later that night saying sorry she didn't text you back, that she'd love to go to dinner but she's pretty busy so she wouldn't have the energy.
Response?
>>37224627
nice
>>37225061
>So why go for low hanging fruit? Some of the best fucks I've ever had have been the most difficult ones to get. It's personal preference but I prefer a challenge. No hate though.
I guess maybe I differentiate flirtatious banter from shit tests. I enjoy challenges sometimes, I'm flirting with my engaged coworker right now, but if some girl stands me up or a girl I'm dating complains about inane shit I'll just stop seeing them. In a relationship I prefer low maintenance women so I can focus on my hobbies.
>>37224630
You cuck him. Talk about how she he is and tie him up. When he wakes up all tied up you are fucking his gf
>>37225112
Probably wouldn't bother responding.
>>37225097
Yep. Same with > you're a really great guy, I'm sure you'll find a great girl.
Translation: that girl will not be me.
>>37225112
tell her that since she didn't respond you assumed she was busy and made other plans, so its fine. ask her what she's up to, and then ask her out for a different night
>>37225112
Tell her to get her fat ass to the gym.
>>37225145
Yeah that's what I thought. Thanks for confirming.
>>37225112
Response
"gay"
>>37225249
A heartistian in the wild
>>37225112
No response. She's acting awkward and gave you a pity response. Not worth the time nor energy.
>>37225266
Surprisingly not many people know even after all this time :^)
>>37223919
>immediately start teasing the girl about something trivial and then proceed to ignore her the rest of the time,
>>37223919
>You were supposed to meet her somewhere for drinks/dinner/chat etc. She stands you up or bails at the last minute.
cry myself to sleep and drink all the wine myself; therefore runing my gains and making my gym performance the day after worse.
Nah seriously tho, I'd just not text her again anymore unless she comes up with something to meet and try to arrange a fun alternative plan.
>>37225112
Alpha would've fucked her at the social gathering on Friday
>>37225325
joff bls
>>37225112
probably ask her out one more time because i feel like that sometimes too. if she does the same shit then let her know its cool if she doesnt have feelings for you, peace and love bbgurl
>>37224630
help her
>>37223919
the alpha response is always accepting the moment and do whatever the fuck you want to do, whatever that is.
>>37225344
you must be joking? don't ever give her a chance to fuck you over twice.
>>37223919
>The girl you like/are chasing
It's been almost 10 years since the last time I fell in love with a girl. Am I alpha yet?
>>37225061
>>37225054
thanks for the advice anon.
but what if she suddenly doesn't respond after you were seeing each other for a couple of months?
>>37225489
That almost never happens. 2 months is a long time.
>>37225054
>"I'm your lover, not your milkboy."
>"Here I'll give you some fucking cream *points to dick*."
KEKA-FUCKING-ROO
sperglord grande autissimo
>>37225536
could it be a sign to be a bit rough on her like:
>oh now we stop responding
>thanks for wasting my time
etc?
>>37224328
desu if a guy asked me to watch paulblart with him I'd go. I love to watch bad movies, waiting for that new Adam Sandler movie so I can cringe again. Anyone here from Joensuu/Helsinki and lifts?
>>37224790
Fuck off,
Female here, it's because I don't give a fuck about your ass. Texts like that make my eyes roll around in my skull and wonder how beta retarded can a boy be. Note boy, because you immediately got downgraded to a boy. Only real answer is that you wait for her to message you and when she does you say you figured since you didn't hear from her that it's not on and did something else. Nothing else, don't act butt-hurt, don't lie, don't give a reaction, that will make her go "Oh.Ooh"- In the mind and gain respect for you. If she doesn't confirm it's still on, she will most likely flake. I respect a man who aint chasing me like a fool and trying to make things awkward ON PURPOSE.
If a woman ain't crazy about you you shouldn't date her, because she might do you in. If she flakes, she's not that into you bro. "New bitch" u what, you ain't gotten laid with your dusty ass ever it seems. You seem like the kind of a boy bitches keep on side to remind their man they could anytime dump them if he won't act like a man. Why you dating trash cans man tho?
Most likely because you act like a trash carrier with your texting, that shit DAMN " younger guys" talk down a bit more. I bet you talk down to women on dates and tell their shoes don't match their purse, because RedPill said to do that, so they don't call your ass ever because they convinced you're retarded or in the closet Get off yo PUA negging horse, only insecure hoes fall and like that shit, why you guys act like garbage men and wonder why you only attract trash cans??
>>37225654
Areyou black? You write like a filthy nigger.
Threads like these kill personality. Just bee yourself :)
>>37225780
>filthy nigger
And now we found why you ain't getting pussy, because you talk shit about strangers, you insecure manlet.
O: cry and never leave home again
B: pretend it's okay and bottle up all your rage
A: eat pizza
>PUA bullshit
>>37224474
ignition, we have lift off of my sides
>Situation: The girl you like/are chasing shows up with a male companion. It's not clear whether they're together or not. They are coming towards you, but haven't seen you yet.
Inflate body to appear larger. Urinate uncontrollably to mark territory. Beat chest and make loud barking noise. If opponent does not copy response then I win. If he does then we compete with head and chest bumping until breeding rights rightfully are won.
>>37224790
Yeah no, it's pretty beta bro
You're hoping to guilttrip a girl after she bailed on you.
> You're not invested in me?
> = I'm not invested in you
> SImple
>>37225061
You sound like a proper PUA
full autism
>>37224341
>>37225556
That depends. How many times have you called/texted and not gotten a response? How many days has it been?
If you've called/texted too many times, you'll come off as clingy. Nobody likes clingy.
If you've called/texted 1-3x over like a week+, just stop sending anything period. If she's "shit testing" you, she'll most likely call or text you saying some shit about how she thought you cared but apparently not because you didn't put forth any effort to get in contact with her blah blah blah blah blah. You just say "I did call/text/etc. That just shows me that you didn't care, and if it was a "shit test", I don't play that shit so you're better off finding another guy honestly"
Either you'll get into an argument for calling her out and hate-fuck, and then things will (maybe) be fine, or she'll just move on to the next guy to "shit test". Or you'll just get into an argument and then she'll go on to the next one, but that usually doesn't happen because women think "arguing just shows you care and that you'll fight for the relationship!" bullshit.
Honestly, though, if she just straight up drops contact with you like that, she's not interested in you, she found someone she's more interested in, or she/a family member has been in some sort of fatal accident and is currently in the hospital without the ability/want to contact anybody else(either because of personal injury or grief).
Don't put up with "shit tests" or any bullshit like that. It's just a way for a woman to gauge how much they can walk all over you and get away with it. Nip that shit in the bud and show them you won't let them touch you with a fucking pinky toe. I mean, unless you're into that. If they don't like it, tell them to kick rocks.
>>37225112
Don't even respond. If she tries texting you again, just let her know you get that she's not into you and that you're fine with it, but you don't see a reason to keep chasing something you won't catch.
>>37223935
This. Chasing a girl for any amount of time if she isn't obviously reciprocating is just cringey.
Do you guys really think it's alpha to be angry and aggressive all the time? It's not. A real alpha is confident and self-assured because he knows he has nothing to prove. The most alpha guys I ever met were also some of the nicest.
>>37228562
No being angry, aggressive, frustrated is a beta trait. An alpha is enjoying and loving life no matter what the circumstances are.
>>37223919
>AMR: Smile and greet them and be friendly to both. As an AM, you have so many options that losing one is no big deal. If you're in the mood, though, you still outclass the male and have the option to win her either that night or later, at your discretion, but taking a risk and losing to the male would do nothing to damage your self-esteem, because you don't need women to feel better about yourself. Besides, you're already spinning plates of three other girls.
>BMR: Get into confrontation with the male, trying to impress the girl. It gets awkward, but it doesn't ruin the night. It's been a while since you've had sex, so your desperation is coming off, but it's not so bad that the two excuse themselves, at least not immediately.
>OMR: You can't stomach the thought that these two are together, either as friends. You don't even finish your drink and leave the bar. You weren't having fun, anyway. If the girl sees you before you leave, you pretend not to even notice her, hurting her feelings, but it's all her fault anyway for being such a whore.
>>37225112
Tell her no thanks, but she's not really what you're looking for, but wish her well. Leave it at that, and the reasoning is she had her chance and blew it, and you're too busy to put up with bullshit like "too busy."
>>37224790
>Women will flake on you 60% of the time for literally no reason whatsoever. They flake on guys they are interested in all the time.
Just...no. I'm not saying some girls don't do this, but if a girl is interested she's not going to fuck up her chances by bailing on you. And I don't waste time with girls who play games like that. I've noticed that the ones who are all either drama, immature, or abnormally insecure.
>>37225112
You invited her to dinner, she didn't respond at all then you see her at a gathering on Friday and out of embarrassment she texts you to say "Oh my bad sorry didn't see your text teehee yeah I'd love to go eat but I'm kinda tired maybe tomorrow?" In which case she'll start this shit all over again.
At that point what's the point of sending a text back as a response? She obviously didn't care enough to answer your first text for 3 whole days so why give her an answer instantly?
Usually when I get a girls # and it's legit, the moment she starts playing games like this I just delete the # and move on. There are too many women on this planet and half of them are whores to get stuck on one prude that's clearly not into you.
>>37224962
I'm not much in PUA or anything but they have it right about shit tests. You don't really have to "prepare" for them, it's about being so confident in yourself that you don't care whether you "pass" or not.
Most girls were throw bullshit tantrums, or whine, or ask a trick question. The key is just to be honest about your intentions and not get sucked into the game, and to not change your answer or who you are. It's something you learn simply by failing a lot of times.
>>37223919
Chad response:
Finish my pizza and call up ops girl.
>>37228611
>>37228562
This
In the wild, a beta is an animal who tries to be alpha but fails. Similarly, putting on a show of toughness and bravado is like the most beta thing anyone could do.
An alpha is secure in themselves.
>>37223919
>planning situations beforehand
Beta.
You have to be able to run purely off of instinct, or else you'll break your facade eventually.
>>37229190
This
>>37225654
You sound like trash
>>37225654
Top laff that video
That kid is the next elliot rodgers
>>37223942
I go to work then gym then to a specific bar. It doesn't count though because it's an odd place of misfits and we are all there for each other since none of us have lives. Like Cheers or something idk
Holy fuck, for guys who lift and stay in shape you are insecure as fuck and overthink everything.
>>37224616
This is true. I'm obsessed with a weeaboo. But it's so hot when he talks business to new people he's meeting. This only works if you are white though and don't have an annoying voice.
>>37231381
>you are insecure as fuck and overthink everything.
Why do you think we started lifting in the first place?
>>37224639
Holy shit that is gay. DO NOT DO THIS.
>>37231679
You mean ayooo me and my boy t-bone just ripped off a car stereo" just doesn't do it for you?
>>37231690
Right, but once you've made it, why worry? At that point I would have expected /fit/ guys to feel accomplished. What's the worst thing a girl can say if you're fit as fuck? And don't say, oh no but I'm ugly or whatever, everyone gets SOME face gains so you look better than before. And yet here you all are, overanalyzing everything. Absolutely amazing.
Wow guys, this thread has so much great info on how to bag 6/10 Puerto Rican women!
>>37231378
that sounds fun as hell
>>37224460
im keking
>>37224161
>caught her looking at you a few times
this never happens stop spoonfeeding us faggot.
>>37223919
chasing girls is cardio. kills gains nty
>>37223963
BLUE board
>>37225054
you come home from work and she starts bitching that there is no cream at home*
Beta: "Okay baby I'll just run to the store and get it."
Alpha: "Aww you throwing a little tantrum again? Here I'll give you some fucking cream *points to dick*."
KEK. This is some autistic tier fanfiction here. What's sad is some poor incel is going to take your advice despite the fact it's clear you have no experience interacting with other humans at all.
>>37223935
This.
Though I will say everytime I'm in my home town I take the same girl out to dinner and a beer. Never really had a relationship just really excellent company.
>>37231778
It is. We call it our "****(name of the bar) family. Like we all have each others backs and are there for each other. A couple even had their reception there Tuesday to keep things inexpensive for them. Another one's wife passed away and her memorial service was held on the roof and it was perfect.
I have friends for life there and decided I have no interest in dating at all.
Situation: You're in public and hanging out with oneitis, a female mutual friend and a male mutual friend. The male mutual friend also likes oneitis. Halfway through drinking coffee/eating lunch, the male mutual friend starts sperging out and talking about atheism/politics/his screenplay. Female mutual friend is uncomfortable but oneitis engages with the conversation a little even if it's difficult to follow. Male mutual friend turns to you and says, "You're voting for [insert politician you hate] right?"/"You don't believe in [insert religion] right?"/"You've seen [insert obscure movie] right?"
What do?
>>37224154
only correct response
>>37224154
I never understand how some people in a weird situation just decide to bail on whole entire establishment/scenes because they are so salty about usually something really stupid.
