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If you could time travel and bust a nut in any woman who would it be?
elle macpherson circa pic related
>>37208282
Probably Mary, the supposed virgin mother of Jesus of Nazareth. I'd like Jesus to be my son; it wouldn't really make me God but I'd be the next best thing.
>>37208282
Helen of Troy, if she's hot enough to start a war, she's hot enough for me.
>>37209525
We'll said
>>37208282
ur mum
Lillian Parker
>stupid blue board
marilyn monroe, your grandpa would be so jealous.
>>37209525
it took 2 posts to come up with this? jesus christ /fit/ read something other than r/fitness.
>>37209525
Bet she's got a gigantic bush though
fuck that shit nigger
>>37209406
>>37209525
only acceptable answers
>>37208282
Your mother
Or better yet my own
whatever this girls name is i forgot it
>>37208282
I actually did OP, it was your mum on the day you were conceived.
megan fox in her prime
>>37210631
daddy?
>>37210621
my nigga
>>37208282
Linda Carter
>>37210672
jenniffer connelly is literally 10/10
idk what she looks like now
>>37208282
Your grandma
>>37210621
Shannen Doherty
I understand that she's an absolute tiger in bed
>>37210685
>10/10
>with that terrible acting
>>37210734
>caring about her acting at all
>>37210732
It's Jennifer Connelly but she actually does look like Shannen a bit in that pic
>>37210685
She'll forever be my #1
>>37210738
>not caring about an actresses ability to act
>>37210780
>not just looking at her big boobers and body and cute face
i don't plan on watching her act kek
>>37210792
Literally everywhere on the internet
>>37210804
yeah but they aren't her you fucking idiot
also porn does nothign for me anymore i only fap out of some kind of need and it brings me no joy, only the feeling of not wanting to do it anymore. most girls are used up and i don't give a fuck
also i'm dead inside and jeniffer connelly is hot
>>37209624
>not liking a nice bush on a beautiful woman
honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Angie verona.
Well id still fuck her now and bust inside
>>37210780
Jennifer won an Oscar she isn't bad. Megan Fox will always be the goto hot actress who can't actress
>>37210832
megan fox really isn't very hot she's overrated af
>>37210832
>oscar
That shit is rigged though
>>37209624
Are you a homogay
>>37209564
Thx bruu
>>37208282
Theodora of Byzantium, while Justinian watches
pretty basic, either elizabeth taylor from cleopatra
or lillian gish
>>37208282
Audrey Hepburn
>>37208282
I wanna give the first homo sapien woman a creampie
>>37209624
Are you a homosex
hitler's mom.
proud of you son
>>37212933
>>37212933
i'd fuck the real cleopatra
>not wanting to fuck pharaoh pussy
>>37212941
When she was young, obviously. H-hold me.
I would have just continued after busting inside her, pushing my seed with my half-erect schlong further inside her. I would have continued until I got hard and repeated the process.
The prime high test woman of all time. ALL TIME!
>>37212968
Didn't mean to reply to that guy.
>all these faggots going BACK in time
I'm gonna get me some futuristic anime style vag t b h
jane fonda, dont care about the political shit
>>37213013
SOLID pick mein neger
i pissed off my wife one time talking about how hot young jane fonda was. she looks a lot like her; it should have been a compliment.
Cindy Crawford of course
>>37213013
I fapped like a mad to her in "Barbarella"
>>37208282
In this case i would travel back 14 years and not bang your mom so we'd be all spared from these shit threads
Prime Monica Bellucci.
>>37209406
nice
>>37212968
Only thing that kept me watching Twin Peaks towards the end.
niggers i feel so fucking stupid
nobody has mentioned
cLAUDI CARDINALe
>>37208282
The very first woman I'm genetically compatible with, however many thousands of years ago that is.
>>37208282
her in 99/00 , wouldn't mind now either
our offspring would be 15/16 yo by now
>>37213238
from perspective of good offspring ok fine, but that ho aint nothing special mayne 7/10 at best
pick some polevaulter or track star
>>37208282
the one that got away
>>37213267
b-but she is special to me senpai, literary my perfect woman desu
>>37213119
my nigga, gotta love those Fellini hotties
>>37213303
gooooooooood and shes the hottest of the hottest, go watch once upon a time in the west, fucking heaving bronze jugs and a pretty face, and a fucking smoker to boot so shes got the hot voice. god damn niggaaaaa
Brooke Shields circa Blue Lagoon
>>37213076
yes family
>>37208282
Salma Hayek circa Dusk till Dawn
Eve. I wanna be the father of humanity
I would bust in my ex Paige again. First girl I nutted in. Shit was so cash. Tight as hell. Damn bros how times change
Some juicy hairy missing-link cavewoman with nice thick calves.
>>37213439
underrated
>>37208282
Late 90s early 2000s Jennifer Love Hewitt
Closest thing to perfection
young winona ryder
>>37213472
i think i know what you mean friendo>>37213472
>>37213439
You beat me to it, sexiest movie scene ever.
We'll finaly know what happened
christie brinkley
those breeding hips hnnngg
Perfection
I'm surprised no one has posted her
>>37213569
Deliciously fat pussy lips
>>37208282
eve lawrence right before starting porn
bumperino
obviously eve in the garden
>cuck adam and kill him or some shit
>all descendants of eve, aka all of humanity will never again possess HEIGHT or FACE and will all be 5'6 with good FRAMES and then in present day I won't be a laughing stock
>>37209624
LOWTEST
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>>37213439
Nigga gets it.
>>37214240
This lad knows
Prime Danielle Fishel back when she was still shooting Boy Meets World.
>>37210672
god she's perfect
>>37208282
Danna Lynn Bailey prior bodybuilding and then try my luck with Danna Lynn Bailey in the present.
I wanna measure the tightness of the female bodybuilder pussy across the ages for science.
Early 90s, Trump's daughter
>>37213495
T H I S
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>>37210837
True, especially now that she's wrecked her face with plastic surgery.
>>37213439
/thread
Total Recall Sharon Stone
I would have an orgy with every Angelina starting at 18 in 5 year intervals.
>>37213511
Aw shit is that from Chrono Trigger?
>>37208282
Raquel Welch
>>37215466
Myra Breckinridge
>>37208282
Your mother so i could be your daddy and pump your arse
Id like to be the first to fuck Sasha Grey.
>>37210648
my nigga
>>37213119
>mfw i'm related to her
mfw no monica vitti
Reese Witherspoon from when she filmed man in the moon
Heather Locklear in the 80s.
She's looked good for 35 years, would have been prime as fuck to lock that down.
>>37215752
Lol. One person got the joke
I got the right answer. Literally any female from the O.C.
Every character is hot as fuck, and I'd bang Rachel Bilson all day if I could.
>>37213044
>you know you're a 90's kid if you fapped to Cindy Crawford
>>37215855
Shut up Buzzfeed
>>37209525
Beauty standards have changed greatly. And she was 12 at the time... pedo
>>37215914
>Beauty standards have changed greatly.
'no'
>>37213439
This scene ruined so many of my socks
This. All over her big nose
Kumiko will always be my waifu
(and Phoebe Cates)
>>37215500
It's going to be so bad, she'll never end up in porn. Don't do it, anon.
>flappers
HGNNNG
>>37209564
did she ever get fucked on camera?
>>37214788
Absofuckinlutely
So surprised she isn't here yet.
>>37217395
she's is, you're just retarded or blind
>>37217395
That's the third one now lmao
>>37212958
She was ugly in real life
>>37216018
I hope you've gotten consent.
>>37216588
Id be saving so many potential babies murdered by her porn vids. Id be a saint.
>>37208282
I just thought of this a few weeks ago that so many truly beautiful women are dead now.
It makes me kind of sad. I would have wanted to fuck Cleopatra maybe.
But the one I knew I have fapped to more than I can count is pic related
>>37215776
What joke? he is a faggot.
>>37210672
here she looks like a girl i had a crush on 5-6 years ago
literally had a dream about her today, out of the blue, we were cuddling and stuff
is this destiny giving me signals?
Not even a god damn contest
I should kill myself.
>>37208282
I would Buck Roger Her silly....
>>37208282
I would 'Sin Bad' in her
>>37217810
Ya brah go for it hopefully you've made some sick gains tho
>>37210685
she became a skellington and lost her titties, it's a real shame
>>37214828
fuck she used to be so stunning almost no woman could compete
>>37217810
One day before the day Prince died I had raspberry beret playing in my head all the whole goddamn time
Life is weird when that happens
eva or young angie
>>37218248
but i dont believe in destiny, i want to make my own decisions
she is also stupid and shallow, i dont care about here for a long time already
life is weird
No one posted the godess of Auschwitz mode?
>>37208282
Famke Janssen from Goldeneye 1995
>>37218325
She looks like the 007 girl
>>37218680
She is the 007 girl in casino royale
>>37213439
MY fucking nigger
This or Carla Gugino from early 2000's
Kelly Clarkson circa Since Youve Been Gone
Come on guys
I agree with an above poster, young JLove
>>37212940
typical redite /r/creepy post right here
>>37212952
kek
1st Scrubs season Sarah Chalke
>>37208282
The girl that I said just the wrong autistic thing to and never fucked her.
"It wouldn't have to mean anything."
SHE FUCKED WANTED IT TO MEAN SOMETHING.
KILL ME
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>>37209525
she was probably pudgy. She didn't have to do shit and was rich.
>>37212984
aww yeah, think about all the genetic modification and advances in plastic surgery.
I'll finally get to suck a feminine dick!
Bettie Page
>>37208282
Early 2000's Jessica Alba is the one
Charlotte Mckinney (I like tits)
>>37208282
I'd go back to doesn't matter when in the past 5 years to fuck Cara Delevingne.
>Inb4 lowtest
Angie, easy choice.
Late 80s-early 90s Tazzie Colomb
>>37213495
I second this, senpai. Good choice.
>>37208282
this chick
Cybill Shepherd circa 1970
>>37208282
or this chick
>>37208282
something with a hole. preferably human, and consenting, but we can haggle and bargain. a bit.
Obviously I'd travel to the far future where my waifu is real.
>>37212933
Mein neger, Liz was fucking gorgeous and dem tittays.....
>>37212976
good taste
>>37213495
Such a shame she's a jew.
>her
Jessica Simpson circa dukes of hazard
>>37213493
this
>>37218389
Jeff pls go
>>37214731
bruh. you know what's up
>>37210837
she used to be gorgeous now she looks like plastic
>>37218207
Good taste. Would do unspeakable things to her.
Jean Seberg
right up her ass the way she liked it
>>37208282
She was beautiful even into her 50's
>>37220070
I raise you late 60's Mia Farrow
>>37215500
I wonder how many calories gets burned by getting fucked in the ass for an hour
desu familia
>>37218095
damn that's a nice ass.
Checkmate
>>37220174
That would make a God-tier lesbian scissor.
>>37213493
>that disgusting discoloration of her triceps
would not
>>37213495
looks a lot like salma hayek
>>37213394
HNNNNG. This is the correct answer.
>>37218838
come on man she still looks good
>>37208282
Angelina Jolie when she made The Tomb Raider
>>37220148
like you don't already know that
Ava Gardner
Read that recently published memoir of her. She seems cool as fuck.
>>37220396
>Read that recently published memoir of her.
hahaha faggot
>>37213803
word up playa, this is the best choice
Young queen elizabeth II
She has massive knocker
Also id be the king
I've always wanted to get ol' Liz in her prime up the duff
>>37218866
she seems super wifey material
more than just bust a nut material
>>37218207
>tfw i know a few of her songs solely because shes a 10
>>37219040
Breh you don't need a time machine she's hotter now anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPbKin4VCD8
>>37219800
sauce
>>37217649
Hnnnng. I want a 16 year old sophie marceau to climb on top of me and drool into my mouth.
the most beautiful woman to ever live
>>37220148
you'd be surprised anon
>>37220444
Checked. Also, she was a looker and aged surprisingly gracefully.
Natty herschlag circa 2002
>>37213439
100/10 would make beautiful mestizo children with her
Queen Elizabeth II
im gay, so im not in it for the carnal pleasure
>>37219152
THIS MY NIGGA, SO MUCH
>>37220423
ty bb
Uschi for sure.
>>37215696
My man.
I like this chick a lot, pictures don't make her justice tho
>>37221011
>>37208282
my best friend's cousin ay lmao
Joan of Arc
>>37219309
My favorite Jessica Alba was Idle Hands.
>>37218207
Excellent choice my friend.
90s Jessica Alba. Cmon /fit/.
>>37213495
This might be my A.D.D. talking but every time someone mentions Winona Ryder it triggers a false memory in my head of seeing her ass in Alien Resurrection, but it's actually some other chick's ass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWrKE_IqoSA
>>37219801
this thread is doing good
all 5 from my top 5 are here excellent taste brahs
>>37220720
Ruby sparx, unfortunately that is her hottest pic
>>37221126
Id love to take a bite of that ass. Id eat her pussy for hours.
where the Vandamme movie niggas at?
Remember this C-man D-man.
No Bekinsdale?
Faggots
>>37209406
>cucking god himself
impressive
>>37208282
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>>37213495
Not wanting to go back in time to fuck our early hominoid ancestor Lucy.
You all are low test.
>>37221408
LUCY
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Y
Joy Harmon washing that car
Milla Jovovich at all stages of her life.
>>37220276
>Belly Clarkson
>>37212976
she carried her pregnancy so well.
>she will never crush you with her thighs
>>37215941
Well actually, to get my speculative evolutionary biology hat on, it's been theorised and looked into that because women's beauty is sexually selected for and a man's intelligence, alpha tenancies and ability to be Attila the Hun is sexually selected for, those respective genders have improved the most in those respective areas.
Of course the male's main selective attributes have also improved in women and vice versa, but the point remains that a woman from today travelling back in time would be comparatively, Helen of troy. A man however would fit riiiiight in.
You couple that with modern advances in cosmetics and skin care, you could make a convincing case that beauty standards HAVE changed. Not in what characteristics we look for in beauty, but simply that our standards have shot through the roof.
Of course, I'm too lazy to look up any sources because I don't care whether what I'm writing is true or false, so safely disregard this entire diatribe.
Helena Bonham Carter around Fight Club time
>>37213013
Holy fuck I didn't realize how hot she was
>>37221487
she's literally a semen demon
>i prefer her soviet uniform mode
>>37213569
she's still a very good looking woman
she's 62 years old, hot damn
>>37221408
>being the ancestor of all mankind
literally the most alpha thing possible
I like your style
>>37221451
Mien schwarz bruder
>>37215474
cept dat belly button tho
>tfw she's old now
Emily Sears, wouldn't even need the time travel.
Not wanting to fuck Mother Gaia, the creater of life as we know it.
>Imagine as you travel back in time, to where she still visited earth in her humanoid form, never encountering another creature like you before.
>Your modern cloths and exotic temperment allow you to swoon her with the slightest of effort
>You spend your days, frollicing about, teasing her to no end.
>As you lay her down in the valley of purity, you take her virginity, giving yourself a fraction of her powers
>With this...
>You can kill off the Jews, Niggers, and Doon Coons.
>>37221539
Gracias
>>37208282
5'11", 135 I.Q......Her only child was born a tard, but that's probably because she had him so late in life.
It would have to be Cleopatra.
A Roman Emperor chose her, and he could have anyone
>>37210818
you just fully described my current existence
>>37208282
Including both historical and mythological figures in no particular order:
Mary, Queen of Scots
Audrey Hepburn
Eve
The Virgin Mary
Cleopatra
Queen Elizabeth the First
Jacky Kennedy
Helen of Troy
Medusa pre-gorgon
Circe
>>37221717
Cleopatra was fat
The chick at the beginning of The Mummy in this particular outfit gave me the lewdest pre-teen boners.
>>37221537
She knows that she needs to hide her granny hands.
>>37221892
>not wanting a warm handy-jay from a soft frail veiny glove while she smiles at you
what happened to your test, anon
>>37221845
This. Or 90's Denise Richards or even young Angela Bassett are my votes.
>>37221984
name a better pair of Bond girls because there isn't any
perfect nice girl
>>37222053
Fuck off mate shes mine >>37221126
>>37222077
she was posted before you too nigger
>>37222083
Where bitch boi? You dare defy my dubs?
>>37217512
Prove it
>>37219309
>>37222109
here you go, mong
try ctrl f next time
>>37217099
>did she ever get fucked on camera?
don't think so
Can we get some Lacey Chebert
Muhammad's wife. Ruin his life. No more Islam.
Fuck Mary Todd Lincoln during the gettysburg address
>>37221418
Lol image is from eBay by the file name
>>37209624
Ancient Greek women waxed their pussies anon, Aristophanes mentions it in Lysistrata
>>37222578
If you had the opportunity to fuck any slut in time why not just get prime JLH? I mean Lacey is a younger version of her but I'd rather have the original.
Although either women I'd nut so hard in them that their ancestors would feel that shit
Hayley Williams before she went miley-mode.
>>37208282
Gloria Guida when she was in her prime. Anyone who's seen her films will understand
>>37222659
they're not remotely the same
>>37220990
Before or after Keith Richards fucked her?
>>37213394
Wasn't she also in some kinda child porn thing?
>>37220153
my fuckin nigga, always had the biggest crush on her
>>37221617
Woah. Okay my dude I'm goin with you.
>>37222647
I'm happy someone on /fit/ started with the Greeks
>>37222647
>Lysistrata in /fit/
Fuckin' nice.
>>37222789
It's called art faggot
>>37222789
SAUCE
>>37208282
An unnamed blond girl from my great grandmas hs graduation photo.
my high school crush
>tfw I got /fit/ and actually have busted a nut in my high school crush
it was worth the wait
>>37222770
She was hot young and as a milf. So both.
>>37220276
Tfw fat Kelly Clarkson is basically my ex. I miss her.
>>37210621
That's Jennifer Connolly and she's still fire hot. Marisa tomei is good now but would have been a great cum sponge in the 80s
Some really nice patrician choices ITT. I'm impressed /fit/
Mine would be prime Paulina
Mid 90's kylie minogue
You just know she loves the cock.
>>37218095
Looks like they she was using the wrong shade of foundation. Hard to match dark skin tones to make up, even now.
I want a young bardot
Anne Boleyn. Would ATM and nut long dick inside her ass
>>37224927
I considerd that but she is aphroditie and I fear laying my hands on her would remove her godess statues from my mind
btw I count my lifts in how many kylies i could lift
my deadlift is kyli holding a emperor penguin btw
>>37213394
shes insane tho
Cameron Diaz in The Mask
>>37213013
I WOULD care about the political shit
and I'd teach her to go beyond that hippie bullshit and be a real gommunist
>>37208282
Grace Kelly, no question.
Pam Grier
all day everyday
it'd be so badass to show up in social meetings with such a smoking hot niggress
>>37208282
>>37208282
From the thumbnail this looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger if he went trap as a teen instead of roids
>>37219801
you know what's up
this is the girl from taxi driver right?
I'd fuck mother Mary and become a literal god since I'm Jesus father now
>>37221539
what would have happened if a 21st century homo sapiens sapiens banged Lucy?
would humanity reach our mode way faster? would it be even possible to get her pregnant? aren't we too different?
dude this is a really interesting topic
>>37221418
>using a sponge
>>37225274
I was thinking the exact same thing. It looks like Arnold as a girl.
>>37224927
That's not Kylie.
>>37224659
Chav detected.
>>37220842
Wow!
No Bond girls? Shame...
>>37208282
Veronika Zemanova no contest
I just watched The Cincinnati Kid and Ann-Margaret was teh sex in it.
>>37221408
>mfw I see juicy Lucy
>>37210621
My fucking brethren
>>37213803
Saved By the Bell was so fucked up. Looking back on it, every episode seemed to be giant sociopath Zack Morris throwing his friends under the bus for a chance to put his dick inside Kelly.
>>37225803
Wouldn't you?
>>37208282
Grace Kelly and empress Theodora
>>37213493
She's deliciously high test af now.
>>37219152
only season acceptable, she turns into shit later along with the entire show
>>37220834
you're weak. Natalie in Leon would be my favourite
>>37221408
anon won. thank you, O Progenitor Forefather
>>37221451
fifth element Milla is the best Milla
>>37225915
only fuckable in this movie
>>37226376
THICC
>>37226376
HNNNNNNG
>>37225262
Finally, someone with taste.
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>>37220153
I was mad as fuck when they gave her the make-over.
>>37221455
UNDERRATED
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