>Enter gym
>SOON I'LL BE SIXTY YEARS OLD
>tfw you're over 60
same shit in my gym
Same here, in fucking Japan. They don't even know or care about what the music is
>Enter gym
>No music, only the sound of men grunting
>>37125857
>enter gym
>put in earbuds and listen to my own music
That was hard.
>>37125989
I wonder how many people over 60 are on this board, and 4chan in general.
>enter gym
>already have my headphones in
>enter headphones
>play starts gymming
>>37126282
let's find out
http://www.strawpoll.me/10185320
>enter gym
>the music isn't nearly as loud as I want to
>enter gym
>HE SAID ME HAFFI WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
>>37126282
Not a lot.
They were born in 1956. Very few of those people were into technology.
But they are into being /fit/ and cars.
> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON
>>37126757
But so am I, and I am born in 1992
your move, atheists
>>37126078
how is gymming in japan? I saw almost 0 gyms when I visited two years ago.
>>37126099
Hot
La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da
La da da da dee da
La da da dee da da da da da
A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover
A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover
A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover
A ha ye heyee, wanna be my lover
>Enter home gym
>Heart radio club classics everyday
>CAN YOU FEEL IT
>AH, PUSH IT
Enter /fit/ for the 1825 day in a row
>SAME THREADS EVERYDAY
>enter gym
>30 something bald white man on tvs
>top 20 rock music
>enter gym
>"Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no Yeah! Some folks are born silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, oh But when the taxman comes to the door Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes" starts playing
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
>enter gym at 10 PM
>people there
>leave
>comeback at 1 AM
>enter gym
>let's see what music gym is playing today
>take off headphones
>"if you loved it then you should have put a ring on it"
>nope
>go back to listening to taylor swift dubstep remix of knew you were trouble
>headphones up to 11
> Enter gym
> Cuz I'm always reppin for that low life
>>37126794
I also am born in 1992 and have no direction in my life
your move brussels
>>37127391
oh god. That pic.
I'm dying.
Saved, friendo
>>37127001
I wish
>enter gym
>SAD PATROL
>>37127391
That's not even grammatically correct.
>enter gym
>"Back in black" by ACDC starts playing
pls stop
> enter gym
> he's so talllll and handsome as helllll, hes so baddd but does it so welllll
>>37129274
https://youtu.be/jErJimwom94?t=2m48s
>enter gym
>BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO OH NO HOTHEAD
>be at gym
>"I wish that I could turn back the time and make it all alright, all alright for us"
>"I promise to build a new world, for us twooooooo, with yoooou in the middle'
I came here to lift heavy weight, not heavy emotions
>>37126874
I wish they played 90's or early 2000 pop
>>37127297
What a massive fucking underage faggot.
>>37129176
Cyкa блят лoх
>enter gym
>pirate metal is playing
Nice
>enter gym
>late 90s progressive trance and eurodance starts playing
>>37126099
>he doesn't listening to "WOW: now that's what I call Men Grunting volume 37"
You faget
>>37125857
FFS anon you just triggered me so hard
>>37126759
WAAA UUU
WAAA OOOO
WAAA UUU
>Walk in gym
>panda... panda... panda..panda panda panda
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>>37127297
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here.
It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat.
None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here.
Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>37127297
Fucking faggot
>if you LIKED it then you should have put a ring on it
>>>enter gym
> PUMP IT UP until you can feel it PUMP IT UP when you dont really need it
>I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS
>home gym masterrace
>>37129986
RRRRRRRRRRRUH
Legacies, fem
>enter gym
>MONDAY LEFT ME BROKEN
>i have considered writing a /fit/ parody of that song, basically labelling a weekly routine of a sad /fit/izen.
>>37129156
>DIRTY DEEDS AND THE DUNDER CHIEF!
>enter gym
>based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8
>tfw home gym
>Enter gym
>DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP HERE YOU COULD FADE YOU COULD FADE AWAY
Hom gym masterrace reportig in
>>37126759
Fuck off, that was the best dance song that came out last year.
>>37125857
Try it being on your work play list.
It comes on like 3 times a day. I have zero control over it.
Thankfully I manage the place so I can walk out until it's fucking over.
>>37126759
oh shit I was thinking of the bill withers song and wondering why the fuck they were still playing it
>>37129938
This is the best feel.
The gym I go to now is just top 40 garbage.
>>37130336
>She got busted for juicing
DIDN' DO NOTHIN
>>37130143
One rep of this is going to decapitate him.
>at gym without my headphones
>Adele is on full blast
>get up, change the gym stereo to a local station playing old school punk music
>gym owner comes out of his office and changes the station back to Adele
He's a really nice guy so i didnt say anything but god damn
>walk into gym
>religious shia zealots songs starts playing
Such is life in a shia part of Iraq.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5BzovaaHo
>>37126161
THIS!!!!!!
>>37126392
>more 60yos than 30-50yos
someone explain
>Up like Donald Trump, chain swings like nunchucks
>She gon' chew you up, twerk like she from Russia
>Don't get me wile'd up, soldiers at a ten hut
>Look what you done done, now you done fucked up
>Up like Donald Trump, chain swings like nunchucks
>She gon' chew you up, twerk like she from Russia
>Don't get me wile'd up, soldiers at a ten hut
>Look what you done done, now you done fucked up
>>37130498
Oh wow, where are you at dude? I'm in nedjef
>go into the gym
>realize Trump is going to be president
All smiles. Even the Indians can put down their differences and finally discover the invention of soap and compound lifts.
>>37130190
>Please be memeing
Please, Anon.
>>37131625
How many /pol/ memes could you fit in one post you fucking queer
>>37131672
What are you talking about? He's obviously praising the Dunder Chief in that song, just like that metallica song is obviously about summoning the sad patrol
>>37126161
>enter gym
>put in earbuds and listen to my own music
>they fallout of my ears and touch the dirty floor >then they get tangled
>>37126078
I heard "It's not gay if it's in a three-way" by Lonely Island in a shoutengai in Osaka once. Just on the fucking loudspeakers.
>>37126806
You didn't look hard enough.
>>37125857
>watch this short 30 second video and receive 30 minute of ad free music!
>ignore it
>get 2 30s ad instead
>>37130336
FUAAARRRRRKKK
>Enter the gym
>Partially deaf
>Some mumbling shit coming out of the speakers
>>37130190
>enter gym
>FEE-EE-EE-EED MY ASS
>>37132000
holy shit nothing triggers me more than being about to hit a set then the fucking spotify nigger commercials start
>Enter gym
>If I say something I mean it, she calls me, I scream I'm only fucking if it's convenient
>Home gym MASTER RACE
>>37126161
I'm too paranoid. I like to be aware of my surroundings.
>>37132018
nicely done sir, I've gotta think of some more
>>37132000
>>37132050
>spotify
Just download like smart people niggers
>>37132095
>enter gym
PON PON DASHITE
SHIMAEBA II NO
>walk into gym
>ABERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>37129403
I actually like this one.
>>37131927
>Same here, in fucking Japan. They don't even know or care about what the music is
Bluetooth headphones you facking fag. There are ones that are specifically designed to stay in your ear and they sound pretty good, I got mine for under a tenner.
>>37129832
>I wish that I could turn back time
>I promise to build a new world
>for us twooooooo
>with yoooou in the middle
>>37126729
beat me to it
>enter gym
>ONE DAY BABY WE'LL BE OLD OH BABY WE'LL BE OLD
>enter jim
>AHHHHHHHHH DADDY GO SLOW YOURE TOO BIG FOR ME
>>37127401
Are you me?
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OL DAAAAYS
>>37130005
Remember when I saw this first posted. Made me cringe then and makes me cringe now.
> I wish I could turn back time
> to the good old days
> mama sang us to sleep
Don't wake up life is a meme
>>37131606
>>37131417
Or people are lying on the internet
>>37132726
Underated
>>37132726
actually kek'd, fuck i've been up for 34 hours
>>37132726
Did Jim give you enthusiastic permission to enter him? boys...we might have a rape on our hands
>>37126282
Yesterday a guy posted on /tv/ claiming to be 39 and having started browsing at 30.
A truly disgusting prospect.
>>37133639
Yikes.
I'm 25 and have been here since I was 15...
I browse much less frequently than in the past though, but still a few times a week instead of being on consistently all day.
>>37129274
HEIGHT, FACE & FRAME
>>37130487
>not timing your reps to perfect match Hello's chorus
You know nothing anon
>>37131417
trolls, einstein
>>37131927
Over the ear earbuds.
>enter gym
>HAAAAVEEE YOU EVER SEEEEEEEEN THE RAAAAAIINNN
thanks dad
My gym plays a lot of Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, Fallout Boy kinda shit.
Better than top 40 I suppose
>>37125857
i like that song man
>enter gym
>FASTER HARDER SCOOTER
>playing at full fucking blast every fucking day by some fat tall dude
>>37126392
fucking old farts, tech me live, cause I had no father.
>>37125857
>Gymbro finishes an intense set of squats
>starts leaning on me for support
>'ALL WE IS SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON!' starts playing
>>37126759
>BLOW A KISS
>INTO THE SUN
>ALL WE NEED IS SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON
>>37127001
>Vietnam Vet asks how many sets I have left
>'It ain't me' starts playing
>>37136603
kek
>>37130487
>Not being swell for Adele
Low test beta manlet confirmed
>Enter gym
Generals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerer of death's construction.
>Nice.
>Homegym master race
>>37130487
You get up and change the radio station without checking? Think you're the one in the wrong here, bro.
>>37131927
Put the earbud wire under and through your shirt. Pretty hard for them to hit the floor then.
>Enter gym
>NOW THE CATS IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON
>LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN ON THE MOON
>enter gym
>But when you call me baby I know I'm not the only one
Literally the worst, this faggot and his stupid as faggot voice can absolutely kill any lifting mood.
FUCK THIS GUY
am i a faggot because i listen to podcasts while lifting?
>>37126874
My jam bro
>enter gym
>exit light
>enter night
>take my hand
>we're off to never-never land
>>37130498
>Enter Gym
>Nasheed is playing
That's my jaaaamm
>>37126759
I told my gym I thought the song was shit. They never played it again. Gym receptionists are beta as fuck pham.
>enter gymnasium
>immediately exit due to my overwhelming intellect which renders me unable to perform anaerobic maneuvers within the vicinity of the obnoxious grunting neanderthals who inhabit the area
>>37136911
Wake up, you need to make money
>>37136911
Enjoyable post
>enter gym
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
>>37130005
Pssssh....
Nothing personnel.... Kid....
>>37126078
>>37131975
>tfw I walked into a shoe store in the Haneda airport and they were blasting NWA Fuck Tha Police
>>37136971
THROUGH THE NAZI LINES
>Enter gym
>MANN GEGEN MANN
https://youtu.be/_EVKy35L7MM
>>37132726
Underrated
>enter gym
>windmill windmill for the land
>turn forever hand in hand
>>37126806
Sup. Well, the place I go to (Joyfit) is a 24h gym, and the Joyfit where I live is pretty much normal, but you seldomly see someone that looks like roiding. Most people are natty, old dudes, hot cougars or dyels doing spotted 10kgs bench press in smith machine.
I have a jap friend who's kinda versed in gym and stuff, he's been working out for like 2 years and kinda knows his shit.
That said, Im happy with my gym and eager to wake up tomorrow and go there~
>>37131975
>Osaka
>heiminna city
>>37137750
But yeah, it's pretty funny. Once I went to a school interview and in the waiting room they were blasting the I like big butts song. Never change Japan
>>37137907
Sweet
>>37136894
>Turban
>Bangle on wrist
>Alqaeda
>Nasheed
No,that's a sikh lad.
You could've posted poo in the loo or
>tunak tunak starts playing
>enter gym
>THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED
>WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES
>BUT THEN THEY BURRIED HER ALIVE
>ONE EVENING NINETEEN FORTY FIVE
>>37130190
I wish that played in my gym
>Enter gym
>Palästinalied start playing
>>37138376
kek
>>37138213
>>37126078
>lifting in Japan
You're literally living the dream, m8.
>>37129986
>Walk in gym
>panda... panda... panda..panda panda panda
>I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>mfw i'm wearing headphones and i play this wong on purpose
>>37138283
be a sikhcunt
>>SOON I'LL BE SIXTY YEARS OLD
This fucking shit is why I started wearing headphones for lifting.
I'm a 24 year old male and never worn them for lifting, ever, but the radio is just so fucking shit at my gym I have to drown it out.
>enter gym
>AAAAALL OF MEEEEEEEEEE
>earbuds
>THOR, ODINS SON! PROTECTOOOR OF MAAANKIND
>>37125857
>enter gym
>MASTER OF PUPPETS IM PULLING YOUR STRINGS
>>37130093
I fucking love this song
>>37133548
Not anymore.
>>37137772
PRIMOOOO VICTORIA.
>>37136567
ITS FIRE A GUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>enter gym
>*DUN dadadadada DUN dadadadada*
>HOW DID IT FEEL
>WHEN IT CAME ALIVE AND TOOK YOU?
>PRs all around
>>37126794
>I am born in 1992
Noob.
>>37136567
>into the sun
> walk into gym
> it aint me starts playing
>>37133690
Same here. What is life.
>prepare to exit gym
>CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
>enter gym
>SLAVES
>hebrews born to serb
>to the pharaoh
>>37136462
>enter gym
>DANCE TO THE HEARTBEAT
>WOAH OH OH
>>37125857
>HEY
>I just met you
>And this is CRAZY
*BOP ALONG IN TIME WITH IT CAUSE ITS YOUR JAM*
>>37136462
>enter gym
>BEAT OF THE RISING SUN BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
>Enter gym
>First thing I see are India dead-lifting 10 Lbs pl8s
>>37136868
do you even need an answer to that
>Enter Gym
>Queue the gay porno music for the next 60 minutes.
>Enter gym
>I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW
>>37129274
the only reason I like that song is because I'm tall
>enter gym
>all benches taken
>squat rack taken
>weights not organised
>cardio room full of old people
>at gym
>have no energy
>few chubby high test show
>get massive test boost and finish my workout.
>>37131461
read my lips
i do my own stunts
>enter the gym
>IIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOVEEE YOOOOOUUUU JEEEEEEESSUUUUUUUUUSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST
>enter gym
>classic rock station is playing
>all the old strongfat blue-collar white guys are rocking out
>metallica comes on
>they all sing along and tap their feet during their reps
It's extremely silly but I fucking love it tbqh
>I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>PANDA PANDA PANDA
>>37136603
>>37127001
>go on /tv/ to shitpost as per usual 2 weeks ago
>"It Ain't Me" literally starts playing
>>37126350
Iktf
Enter Gym
>Hello darkness my old friend...
>>37136971
Was thinking of
>On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as we go
In fire and pain, and once again we knoooooow
for some reason
>>37138376
that's my favorite song by them teebh
second is ghost
>enter homegym
>IVE SEEN FOOTAGE- I STAY NOIDED
>enter homegym
>going the distance from rocky
>feels good la
>>37136911
I love this meme
>>37129947
Volume 36 was the best. "I shit my pants squatting" and "snapcity" were my favorite tracks
>>37137822
Leave it to the Germans to make something as simultaneously gay and manly as Mann Gegen Mann.
>work at 24 hour fitness
>graveyard shift
>8 hours of the same 90 minutes of cancer
>GO BIG OR GO HOME
>IM STILL BREEEEEETHAN
>HABADAJABADA FRIBADA SHIBATA
>WE COULD BE HEROOOOOOOOOES
>WE AH WARRYUHHS
>dr scholls insert commercial
>YOU SAID HES YOUR BOYFRIEND
>>37147402
Once I clock out, the headphones go on and its a glorious 45-90 minutes of
>HOPE RIDES ALOOOOOOOOOONE
>WHATEVERS ON THE TABLE PLAYS
>LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
>>37125989
hey scooby
>>37147444
Wait, scooby works graveyard at a 24?
>>37125857
Not having those new wireless bluetooth earphones
Wires are a thing of the past
>>37147495
Bluetooth audio quality a shit
No thanks Tim
>>37147505
Stop living in yesteryear gramps, sound quality has only one way to go
>>37147525
Go to /g/ and ask them. Bluetooth degrades audio quality like smoking degrades lung health.
>>37127391
fuck you man
how do you not work out to Future.
>>37130487
bruh
you dont like Adele?
do you have feelings and emotions, you robot
>enter gym
>MY NAME IS NO MY SIGN IS NO MY NUMBER IS NO
>>37138880
Panda is like the best warm up song
just play it and dance to it
make sure you dab and do the running man.
you just got a good warm up
>>37147402
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
>>37147578
I can't help but wonder if the ex she whines to in all of her songs dumped her ass because it started causing tsunamis every time she went to the beach.
>>37131733
Pajeet pls
>>37130480
>Juicing for that
kek
>Not listening to Top Gun soundtrack on International Top Gun day.
>Making it.
>enter gym
>some indian guy doing yoga on the back
>stretching all over the place
>across the fucking gym ryu does a crouching strong
>hits indian guy
>instantly hit confirms him with shinkuu hadouken
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>WHAT JUST HAPPENED
>Enter gym
>YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
>>37142871
I enjoy RB too anon
>>37125857
WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
[spoiler]I actually like it when it comes on in the gym though[/spoiler]
>walk into gym
>HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>enter gym
>I WORK OUT
