Why don't you have a gymbro yet /fit/?
Why do you still lift alone with your head down and earbuds/headphones on?
>>37106085
The guy who convinced me to get my membership got lazy and stopped going. He is obese now. And non of my other bros care enough to work out. I met a guy at the gym lately who is starting to build muscle, but can only bench 5's on a 45 bar. Let's hope he commits.
because I have a gymgf
lifting with my friends is so fucking gay
>constantly interrupted to chat about stupid irrelevant shit i wouldnt care about even outside the gym
say bb to getting in the zone
are the two fags in these pics huge attention whores or is it just a joke, I can't tell. Yes I'm relatively new.
>>37106129
I'm on the other side. I started lifting with my best friend but he's not going everyday with me anymore. I'm the skelly who benches 5's and there a guy on he's 40's lifting heavy who helps me. Feels good so far.
>>37106202
They're just gymbros
I lift with my two gymbros. One's a gay dude, the other's a lesbian. We all live together. We were going to put a gym in the spare room but we're in a condo and the board somehow knows what deadlifts are so they veto'd that shit, but there's a boss gym down the street that our work benefits mostly cover anyway.
We cook meals together every Sunday and compare green smoothie recipes over breakfast. Go out to the bars together and fight over just who was the one scoring on the kitchen counter because that shit is depraved. Sometimes we stay in and cuddle and watch Netflix; currently on the third season of Downton Abbey.
It's getting pretty close to being half homo, I won't lie.
>>37106301
Dude, if you get drunk, start cuddling and shit happens that is a true definition of a genital jamboree.
Fucking love it.
>>37106301
sounds hella comfy 2tbh
my gym buddy got me in, then i flew out of the nest
and music makes workouts 100% more fun
>head down
bad form
I pretty much just started 3 weeks ago and limit myself to machines only now to gain some muscles before actual lifting as I'm almost Auschwitz mode and hope every time that senpai notices me and offers help.
It will never happen though. I'm always happy when I get a bye in the changing room though.
>>37106505
heyyyyy just ask someone how to do a certain lift (of course research it first to get as much of an idea as possible), just start out with one, get it down and add more. machines are useful in the beginning but free weights are so much more fun.
>>37106625
I will do that once I get more confidence. In a month or two.
Because I assume that anyone that's trying to talk to me isn't doing so to be helpful.
Leave me be and we'll both be better off.
my gymbro stopped going to the gym...
>>37108026
I'm sorry.
I had an awesome gymbro. We were both dyels but I was a bit bulkier and he was stronger, so we both were pushing each other. We complimented each other if our lifts went up, or we saw changes on our bodies. Sometimes we sent progresspics too. But he got ill and had to stay in the hospital for 2 month and he wasn't the same after that. He lost all his gainz, moved away and now we're both lifting alone.
I have two gymbros, we all live in the same house. One is in school to be a Firefighter so he Needs to be in the gym on the regular. He's about 20lbs heavier than I am but he never really gains or loses, he just eats like a horse. Gymbro 2 is my business partner and he's pretty much twice my body weight and over half a foot taller. That being said, we've helped him go from 412 to 325. I myself started at 145 and have fought my way up to 165.
They make the whole process better, I just have to keep pushing them.
>>37106085
>>37106259
wh...who are they???
no homo
I just need to find out for purposes
>>37108618
Always add research or scientific. It's for scientific purposes and n-no homo.
>>37108618
Paul and Andre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ElIBWY3DAc
>>37106085
But I do have a gym "bro"
>>37109342
are you the dyel manlet?
>>37108618
Google Paul and Andre's Health Club
They online fitness trainers/personalities. also a married couple.
>>37106085
because i prefer to lift on my own, being tied down to when someone else is there would piss me off
i see the same regulars whenever i go and i'm fine with asking them for a spot, i don't need a gymbro
>>37108953
Dear God that was sexually charged.
[spoiler]I wish they had more. I'm not horny, just bizarrely entertained[/spoiler]
>>37106301
Jelly af desu senpai
>>37109357
Yup were manlet's who are only 6'2 and 6'0 feet tall.
Everyone at my gym is massive do I can never lift with them.
I'm the bigger one with the scars.
Sadly the bro doesn't live around here any more, so whenever he comes down we get a good session together, I'd train with him everyday if I could.
We got this picture after our last arm workout.
>>37109430
How'd you get those scars senpai
>>37109549
Before lifting I didn't know how to deal with my head. So I spent some of my teens in hospitals for cutting my body a lot.
I never thought one day I'd want to build and enjoy it. So I really screwed the pooch on that one.
I was also over 300lbs, something I'm still fighting to undo.
>>37106085
Fatty here. None of my friends want to be gymbros. Only guy I know is a coworker who goes too, but I don't really like the guy so if were both at the gym we acknowledge each other and work out.
Never really wanted one anyway, heard they were gains goblins.
>>37109599
mirin dedication on the scars desu
you shoudl play in a dsbm band
>>37109342
Tall guy's feet look small af, what the hell.
Jelly af, tho.
>tfw no bf for the past 5 months
>>37109357
Clothes proportions are weird, that's why they look short desu.
>>37106085
How do I get a gymbro brahs? ;_;
>>37110341
We have the same foot size, love sharing shoes with my brofriend.
When I'm lifting, I'm in the tunnel. I can barely scrape together more than short answers like this:
"2 sets"
"Yeah"
"Nope"
"5 minutes"
>>37111179
Sharing clothes in general is great, if you happen to be the same size.
>>37106085
Because home gym and friends are all DYEL
>>37111276
>he can wear my clothes
>I can't
>>37106085
Because I'm huge and ugly so nobody likes me.
>>37111470
Then get fucking huge. All those people that think that you're ugly, including yourself, prove those motherfuckers wrong and get sexy as fuck. You can do it, I believe in you anon.
>>37108953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2im-Ev-QC2Y
>>37111470
I'd work out with you
>>37111793
Straight women are insufferable, holy shit.
>I don't like male butts
>2mins later
>HOLY FUCK THAT'S NICE BUTT, 10/10
>>37109363
th-that's so fuckin' kawaii....
>>37106505
You wont make it
Stop being a little bitch. Go over to the freeweights, pic them up and copy what the big guys are doing.
>tfw no kawaii husbando gymbro
N-no homo. Thanks /fit/ now you've given me another reason for feels other than no gf.
>>37111470
me too. Can we live together?
>>37109363
so gay. but I'm kinda jealous 2bh...no h-homo...
>>37111941
>>37109363
>Paul and Andre's Health Club
They need to upload moar videos to jewtube desu, i enjoyed those
>>37106085
I enjoy having one of my friends join me in the gym once in a while, but they usually slow me down. To be fair, they're nooberts. So solo I go.
>>37111997
>>37111978
Paul's booty:
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/13093639_271741126502555_923212194_n.mp4
>>37111901
you need to realize that woman always says what is socially aceptable for them to say
they don't care to show you what they like or don't, they just want to be socially accepted
>>37112064
jelly
>>37112064
Lucky cunt
>>37106136
She's the communal gf, anon
>>37108766
Fuck off reddit >>37108766
>>37106085
I don't want aids bro
Aids kills your gains
>>37106085
Holy shit I look exactly like the guy on he right from the side, except the I'm smaller
>>37115857
post pics for mires
>paulfags
>>37106301
That's bretty sweet anon
>>37117694
They're better than stevefags desu
>>37117694
>>37117784
>tfw justin will never make you a protein shake
>>37117963
i miss his videos breh ;_;
>>37117963
>tfw justin will never fill you with his protein
>>37111978
>being jealous of the mentally ill
>>37118028
I could jerk off to this if he looked at the camera more desu.
The same reason I do not have a qt3.14 gf.
I cant into human interaction.
>>37118066
>you and justy will never have a mutual jerkoff session
i bet all this homo posting made justin stop posting videos
>>37118397
nah, he was consciously baiting homoviews, you retard.
>>37118427
and then he realized what he got himself into
>>37118474
yup, getting free fag ad money for taking your shirt off on jewtube must be really tough on a vulnerable straight man's psyche.
>>37106673
Late, hope you're still around. You make your own confifence, bro. Working up the courage to ask for pointers will help you feel more confident, and it all snowballs from there.
>>37118542
you sound pleasant
>>37118600
thanks
>>37109599
Some deep cuts bro, not the scraping shit usually see. Ever think about getting full sleeves?
>>37118623
hey guys.
>>37118672
heyyyy hunty
I do. Though gymbro has a gains goblin gf.
How do I convince him of dropping her fatass. He already told me he was considering it really hard
>>37118820
Don't meddle into other people's relationships.
If he's already considering, he'll probably gonna do it eventually.
>>37112064
Where can I find them? I want to be spitroasted by them so bad
>>37106085
But I do have a gymbro, anon. That's what the mirrors are for.
>>37118641
Could you clarify the sleeves you're referring to?
Tattoos or shirts?
>>37106085
>tfw no Andres gymbro
>>37120089
Edinburgh
>>37123834
Yes.
>>37123834
we all collectively wish he were
but he's married to a chick
