Come on anon, you've lost most your weight. Have some pizza.
ok
god white women are so boring and fugly
Sorry, I'm vegan
Shoo shoo gains gobby
>>37097624
pizza say hello to the GROUND
>>37097652
I forgot about this skit holy shit
Okay, because I taught myself some self-discipline and won't fall off the bandwagon over one bad day.
>>37097624
This one time I took a girl out for ice cream. I bought her an ice cream but didn't have any myself. She went berserk asking why I wouldn't have ice cream. kek
No, that pizza belongs to Chad.
Yeah sure thing I have some babe, I just need to wait for some loser to walk into the gym first
>>37097678
I'M AN ADOOOOLT
"My cheat day is Friday"
no FAK U i'm fucking not falling for this one WOMAN. fukfukfukf
>not having foods like pizza regularly
just count your macros and eat at least 80% clean you autists
cheat meals are an eating disorder
>>37097624
Okay, but only if you let me ejaculate into your vagina, since that's really the only reason I'm losing weight in the first place.
>>37097752
>No, that pizza belongs to Chad.
Doing the lord's work anon.
>>37097817
suprisingly resonable
>>37097648
But it's natural for you to eat meat, why would you bite that Italian mid-game otherwise?
>>37097624
>Plenty of carbs
>Good amount of protein
>1 slice usually only 150kcal
Of course I'd take some pizza. I'm not autistic like /fit/
>>37097703
>>37097769
>>37097794
>>37097858
Chads please go
Sure, I'd just plan my meals around the pizza,
I'd just eat chicken fish rice and her ass for my macros that day
>>37097858
>good amount of protein
>shit tier fast food pizza 'only 150kcal a slice'
lmao, feel free to eat some but don't try to justify eating fast food because of macros, the macros are fucking shit
>will you 90
>+0 home coming
>wi+h me
> ?
And this is why you shouldn't clog your brain's blood vessels by eating fat pies.
>>37097624
if, and only if, it fits my macros
In comes Chad:
Hey babe where my pizza?
>tfw celiac
>>37097851
So barca could buy him at a cut price you pleb
>>37098228
Sorry chad, youre too late, your girlfriends pie was pretty good tho..
>tfw cucking chad.
>>37097624
>asking someone out with a pizza
wat.
>>37097624
I ate an entire large pizza by myself today. 2560 calories, over 100 g protein, it fit my daily calories easily. I went over on saturated fat and sodium, but that doesn't matter.
fivehead
>>37097624
No thanks, I'm already eating pizza right now.... while everyone else is at the gym.
>>37098831
This. I eat large pizzas every now and then, it fits my macros well except for sodium and saturated fat. I get my micros from salads the days I eat pizza. It's so worth it
>>37097624
silly pizza
you'll be all cold and tough at homecoming, imma eat you immediately instead
stupid pizzas always asking me out
>>37099278
>>>/reddit/
I'm a Chad so I eat all the pizza I want. Good source of delicious protons
>>37099062
C H A D
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>>37097624
No problem, I'm not cutting.
>>37097624
What if you just grab like 4 slices and scrape the cheese and toppings off and discard the rest so you get those casein protons?
>>37099278
Please fuck off and die
>>37099278
>>37099286
Srs
Worst fuckin joke ive heard all day. Makes me.feel sick and sad that somebody can find humor in such trash jokes
>>37099286
>>37099371
>>37099386
hold your horses samefag
no need to get your panties twisted over a stupid joke
Sorry I'm at the gym but Chad looks kinda hungry
I'll drink the protein from Chad's dick after he finishes an entire large pizza, if he wishes. No homo
>>37097624
Nah, don't crave that kimda stuff anymore. I can make my own pizza if I wanted to anyways, a lot healthier
>>37097624
I'd fuck the shit out of this girl. She makes me diamonds
>>37097752
i think you mean
>that PIZZA belongs to CHAD
>>37097747
tell her your teeth hurt if you eat cold shit.
>>37097624
>that forehead
>>37097624
SHOO
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O
O
>>37097624
No thanks, I have never ate pizza and don't plan on starting today.
holy fuck, the autismo ITT
>>37097624
Thank you fivehead.
I would eat the fucking pizza, no quibble.
Sorry, I had pizza yesterday
>>37099278
go fuck yourself faggot
whats wrong with pizza?
i had problems bulking so i opened a pizza restaurant and ate pizza everyday. no problems with weight gain since. true story
This is why I don't schedule cheat days. They happen all by themselves.
I'm allergic to wheat so unless that pizza is gluten free Imma have to pass
>>37099717
fukken underrated post right there
God I hate that autist so much
>>37100183
>No thanks, I have never ate pizza
>>37102147
haha nice one leddit
>>37102215
yeah fuck me for something completely out of control right
>>37102361
out of **my control
>>37102361
>I can't control my bullshit fashionable disease
Sure you can, you just have to learn to live without the attention
>>37102361
Not the guy your responding too, but you should go back 2 plebbit.
Get ye gone foul temptress! Show thine bosom or be gone with thee!
>>37102407
>>37102437
>brb going back to constant bouts of diarrhea and constipation because /fit/ said so
I mean the last few days have been warmer than usual but is it summer already? fuck
>>37102147
>allergic to wheat
>gluten free
Retard. Gluten sensitivity is not an allergy.
>implying I'm not dirty bulking and didn't eat most of the pizza
dat 4head tho
>>37097858
Not gonna make it.
>>37102662
I can't tell who's worse, the vegan faggots or the gluten-free faggots. All they do is whine and whine like little babies.
>>37102704
post a pic of yourself so I can see what "making it" looks like
Only if we can sing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
>>37099278
I thought it was funny...
>>37097624
>Sure. If I avoid fat for the rest of the day, I can fit some pizza into my cutting macros.
Why is /fit/ too autistic to accept this?
>>37099717
kek
>>37102704
Two slices of a large Dominos hand-tossed pepperoni pizza is about 25 grams of fat. Post a pic of that "making it" body that you can't fit 25 grams of fat into.
>>37097624
OK just have to make sure I stay in caloric deficit to cut or work the fuck out to bulk
>>37097624
Pizza is not the killer of gains soda is
>>37105711
Not Diet Coke, m8.
>>37105347
Fat is rarely ever the issue. You must be new here.
Shit grains, starches that come off that Pizza will set you back no matter how thin crust you make it. In return, the pizza offers no fuel and is terrible for digestive health.
Pizza...not even once.
>>37097624
I've been eating pizza everyday for 3 months and LOSING WEIGHT consistently.
From 102 kgs to 91.
You're all FUCKING FAGGOTS.
CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT, YOU MOUTHBREATHING RETARDS!!!
>>37097624
that's a big fucking forehead
>>37097624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nRAozrSER8
>>37105879
You might be losing weight, but eating that garbage still fucks with your body. You are not healthy.
>>37097648
>tells his vegan
>puts a pic of Suárez
Smooth irony, mate.
>>37097858
>tfw cutting
>went to dining hall to eat dinner
>nothing left but pepperoni pizza and vegetables
>checked mfp and 3 slices fit my macros PERFECTLY with a little calories leftover
>mfw
>>37105746
Lol what. Stop posting this Dr. Oz tier bullshit. If the pizza is within your macros it doesn't matter beyond the high saturated fat and sodium, and most people don't have to worry about those.
>>37105879
>CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT
This meme.
>>37109584
Oh look, another fattie defying thermodynamic laws.
>>37109584
retard
nigger i can eat 1200 calories in twinkies everyday and i will go skeleton mode within a year. although, i'd probably die from malnutrition
>>37097624
Sure, I'm on a year long bulk because I just tarting lifting. What are you going to eat though?
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