>walk into gym
>SOON I'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD
>walk into gym
>nothing on
>pull out my phone and blast my best patrician taste in an attempt to purify all these plebs
No one reacted. One guy asked for the band name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOvy2ivZDOE
Post shit that helped you break PRs.
>walk into gym
>it aint me starts playing
>>37059658
> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON
> enter gym by using my PERFECT 20/20 VISION to perfectly grip the doorknob with my monster HANDS, opening it swiftly and beautifully
> can barely fit my massive FRAME through the door
> immediately every woman in the gym begins to STARE at my amazing FACE and FRAME
> my HEIGHT also makes them wet
> female staff member asks if I need any HELP
> 'is it your first TIME HERE SIR?' she says looking UP at my perfect FACE
> 'does my FRAME look like it is need of any help?
> walk my 6'7" FRAME to the squat rack using my LONG LEGS
> there is a guy there training his "LEGS"
> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
> he takes one look at me and LEAVES
> i don't know if it was the HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME that did it. How should I know? I have it ALL
> Do a 225 OVERHEAD PRESS AS A WARMUP
> MIRES FROM ALL
> Keep working up to a 4PL8 OHP, last SET
> get it UP FOR 6
> cheers from EVERYONE
> I gesture to my INCREDIBLE BODY
> "HEIGHT,"
> I place my palms on the top of squat rack
> "FACE,"
> I smile the nicest smile ever
> "FRAME,"
> hoist up two blondes on my SHOULDERS
> "WHAT CAN I SAY, ITS ALWAYS MY DAY"
> leave the gym with 2 BLONDES HANGING OFF MY ARMS
> PEOPLE ARE ROARING WITH PRAISE
> GENETICS are LITERALLY EVERYTHING
> EVERYTHING
>>37059658
>IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY
Reminds me of something that happened last week
>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES
Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao
What an awful song. It isn't good no matter the context. Absolutely lacking in every way imaginable. Mindless drivel.
>mah numbah is no mah sign is no muh weight is no
>>37060040
I always use earbuds, especially if there's already music in the gym. It's usually crap, and I want to listen to my own stuff.
>>37060110
No. You're an asshole. You don't go to someone else's house party wearing earbuds, same goes for the gym. House rules bro. Have some fucking respect.
>>37060126
Wat. It's a gym, not a social event, youard.
>>37060126
Youre definitely a bigger retard than the guy youre greentexting about. Kill yourself.
>>37060126
>houseparty is equivalent to gym
>gym is a social gathering
Not going to make it, get out pleb
>>37060141
>>37060151
>>37060152
Whatever you have to tell yourself buds, I have 6 sets of curls left, no time for you fuckers.
>>37060161
0/8 b8
>>37060040
Holy fuck youre autistic
>>37060110
>>37060141
>>37060151
>>37060152
>newfags
i want summer to end.
>>37060181
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'4" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.
What do you weigh... 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.
Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.
Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.
>>37060498
>21st century
>physical violence not for self-defence
get the fuck back into the jungle you stupid ass roid monkey
>walk in gym
>ignore radio and put in-ears in
>finest nightcore playing for pushing it to the limit
>>37060498
Pictures, Faggot.
>>37060110
>>37060181
Your new is showing.
>Struggling with last rep
>YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD
>>37059919
kill yourself
>>37060605
U mirin
>>37059658
>I get emotional over music
LONDON
>>37060680
>roiding for this
>>37060040
>SS is a meme pasta
every goddamn thread
>>37060498
>bragging about physical strength past the caveman/stone age
hell even then some skinny motherfucker could lob a spear at you and properly fuck you up
nowadays the tiniest skinniest little girl could end your life in the blink of an eye
if you don't consider weapons when confronting somebody you're either retarded or have a deathwish
>>37060126
I swear you get people to bite on this every fucking thread. Well played m80.
>>37060634
Trim those claws. Cats shouldn't be able to stand on a wall like that.
>>37060040
this pasta is hilarious because newfags always fall for it
>>37059919
4 mins of white noise is patrician?
>>37060736
>>37060691
>>37060605
>>37060531
>Falling for the obvious pasta
Newfags get the fuck out of my board REEEEEEEE
ITT newfags arguing over pasta
>>37060691
>>37060680
>>37060915
>Also not knowing how to image search
Seriously fuck off
>>37059658
>WHEN THE NIGHT HAS BEEN TOO LONELY
I wish I was joking.
>>37059964
underrated
>>37060974
>pasta
>underrated
>>37059964
Had a laugh, thanks.
>walk into the gym
>ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
>every single time
fucking sirius xm classic rewind
>>37060040
Could be me t b h f a m
>take bike to gym
>already warmed up and wearing workout clothes
>spend 15-20 min stretching and foam rolling
>go to squat rack
>squat the bar
>squat 1 pl8
>squat 1.5 pl8
>squat 2 pl8
>rest for 5 minutes
>working sets 2.5 pl8
>deload bar
>OHP the same bar
>load up 1 pl8
>3x5 OHP
>deload bar
>take bar out of rack
>load up 1.5 pl8
>3x5 pendlay row
>put everything back
>stretch a bit
>leave without showering
>get home, browse /fit/, still don't shower
>fap
>cry myself to sleep
>>37061052
god damn it mine too. And the live version of Life in the Fast Lane. Fucking hate that band.
>>37061216
>mfw pendlay rows instead of power cleans
>>37060040
i always use the same bar for squat, deadlift and overhead press.
what else do you guys do?
>>37061884
Use the right fucking barbells for the right exercises you complete degenerate.
>>37061894
we only have two types of barbells in our gym - short and long .
i use the standard long barbell for all exercises
>>37059941
kek
>walk into gym
>The Sweet Escape plays
>hit a PR
>>37059964
> "HEIGHT,"
> I place my palms on the top of squat rack
> "FACE,"
> I smile the nicest smile ever
> "FRAME,"
died
>walk in gym
>do a 360 a walk away
>because it's my HOUSE
>>37059964
nice
>>37061300
>not liking the Eagles
Fucking kill yourself
>>37059658
that fucking song is so annoying
Mfw i actually play d1 rugby for one of the best teams in the US rn, is that actually impressive to a normal person? Just wondering
>>37059964
My first time visiting /fit/ is going pretty good so far.
>>37059964
ebin
>>37063707
i think so
>>37064965
You've been blessed with all the pasta in this thread. Save this shit.
>>37059658
Cheer up butter cup. It is just some faggy song.
SO WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVER
>>37059941
lel
>>37059964
Legit laughed harder than I have in a while on this place. Good job
>Doing overhead press at the gym.
>This song plays.
>>37067166
Whoops, forgot to post like a retard.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQdqS4jH058
>>37059964
my favorite pasta on this board
>Richest nigga in my hood: call me Donald Trump. The type that count my money while I smoke a blunt
>walk into gym
>Receptionist: "weren't you here just 3 hours ago?"
>>37059658
Soon I will be 6'0
>>37063707
what team?
>>37059919
My dude
