Perfect body for me, big thick build
How can i achieve this?
In this order:
>have a middling collegiate football career.
>show up at an NFL training camp unannounced, steal a jersey, get cut later that day.
>join an MMA gym and be glad the UFC is still a relatively young sport and not very lucrative so large elite athletes aren't drawn to it.
>be mediocre as fuck. Beat up on has beens and lose embarrassingly to some legitimate ones.
>start a podcast. Lift 2 days a week.
>become self-involved douche and pseudo intellectual.
>buy expensive beachfront property on the assumption that your successful t-shirt business will continue to sell like hot cakes because your podcast will miraculously maintain its appeal even though people only listened to it because you were a fighter. Which you retired from a year ago.
>>37058972
i dont care about all that but he looks amazing
>>37058984
What part looks best? The pudgy midsection?
>>37058913
why is he so based bros?
>>37058992
She got him for 18 years son. Poor guy.
>>37058972
Crocop detected
I think he'd fuck you up
>>37059019
Wouldn't be surprised.
>>37058991
nice big, strong body i am 100% sure women would take this over jeff seid or zyzz any day
>>37059037
I'm a woman and no, we would not take that fat fuck from your picture over zyzz and Jeff seid
>>37058984
he looks good in clothes; looks really fucking soft and out of shape shirtless
and looks clumsy af when fighting
>>37059046
>I'm a woman
sure you are dude
>>37059049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd7lMKPSjzQ KEK
>>37058972
> Joined UFC in 2009
He joined in the era of Cain, JDS, Werdum, Miocic, Jones, Silva, Might Mouse, Aldo, GSP, Hendricks, RDA to name a few.
It's not like he fought in UFC 1 or something, the UFC had top level athletes when he joined. He was good enough to compete with them.
>>37059078
>talking about heavyweights
>mentions 125 lb'er
>>37059081
And a light heavyweight, a middleweight, 2 welterweights and a featherweight, did you not recognize those names?
The point was that the UFC was not struggling to find elite level athletes, which I basically spelled out in the post.
Lrn2read.
>>37058991
i myself dont want abs, i dont know why everyones so obsessed with them
>>37059108
*tips fedora*
>>37059131
fuck you go fap to zyzz jeff seid gay videos more
>>37059139
Your fat, thats okay.
But stop lying to yourself you absolute fucking fat faggot.
>>37059139
>beng this fat & mad
>>37059161
im never gona be fat i am 6,7ft
>>37059187
>is fat
>doesent realize
i guess you are new here, skinnyfat cuck.
>>37059196
this is very far from fat i love gaining weight and going bigger dont give a fuck if its a little fat
>>37058913
back to /heem/ you fucking autist
>>37059221
Your not obese, but you are definitly fat.
>>37059078
Have you seen old ufc fights???? None of these fighters would stand a chance
>>37058913
He fell for the keto meme
>>37058972
Lulz anytime a good fighter was on the podcast you can tell their mentality was way different than his. He asked lawler and condit how they deal with negative emotions after a loss and they basically said they just keep training and fighting and no don't take a break, while schaub basically would go into depression and not train.
Man at first his show was funny, but then you realize it's the same shit over and over again
>>37058913
Just eat big and lift big. Getting max builtfat mode is pretty straight-forward.
>>37059187
I got some bad news for you bro, you're already fat. Nice angle, scene kid.
PS: I can tell when you're sucking it in.
>>37058984
lol I hope this is bait
sure he looks good to normal people but a joke on /fit/
I'm not saying you need to look pretty to be a good fighter or even take the gym seriously, he clearly doesn't, but looks amazing? get the fuck outta here lol
>>37059078
>Jones, Silva, Might Mouse, Aldo, GSP, Hendricks, RDA
None of those guys are heavyweights
>>37062553
Different fag here. I think he's good looking and fit, I just don't see him as anything special and DESU he's a low mark to aspire to.
>>37059049
Everytime I see schaub I laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpA-4_RZsjI
Yeah hes suuuuuper successful man its a beast, t shirt sales through the roof
>>37058972
Who /heem/ here?
>>37058972
THE AMERICAN DREAM!!
>>37059046
>Listening to what women say
all of you are pussy ass Jeff seid gay dick sucking fags
>>37060074
Yes, I think you have it backwards. The further back you go in UFC the lower the level of competition gets, right back to UFC one with the roided out idiots and the fuckhead wearing one boxing glove.
Jon Jones is essentially the greatest of all time, Chuck might have given him some trouble but essentially there is nobody who could beat him at 205 and he would beat most Heavyweights as well.
>>37062621
And you're an idiot who can't read in context.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>37059106
Not him but everyone knows HW is just bunch of old fat guys off TRT and struggling to find prospects.
You said Schaub was good enough to compete "with them" even though you listed guys not in his weightclass and heavyweights he never fought BECAUSE he wasn't good enough to beat dudes below them on the rankings.
