>"C'mon Anon, have some pizza!"
CHAD EATS PIZZA
are you a chad?
FACE
FRAME
HEIGHT
>>37019846
No kidding though, do these guys look anywhere this good outside of photoshoots?
Because if they do I'm beyond finished.
No fat faggots who refuse to stray from their macro religion coming up with a retarded comment?
>>37019804
sure, pass me a piece
>>37019804
> tfw this actually happened to me a couple days ago
> I ate an entire small pizza by myself like a dirty slut
freakin gains goblins
>>37019862
rarely, i know people with FB profile pics like this
>>37019862
just embrace your beta genetics
I'm sorry, lactose intolerant
>>37019804
Why not, I can eat whatever I want to as long as it fits my macros.
>>37019888
Found the weekend drag queen
>>37019888
his head looks pear shaped wtf. Looks like a swollen jaw.
>>37019804
Tfw female
Tfw cutting
Tfw went on a date and bought us icecream to look like cute carefree girl having fun
I want to die
Dates are ruining my diet
>"sure Anonette, I can eat pizza even on a cut since I'm not a manlet or dyel and have a 3500cal maintenance"
>>37020065
Yeah I bet it really bothers chicks he fucks on the daily basis
>tfw cutting
>tfw everyone at work offers me food
>tfw have to awkwardly refuse their food and tell them that I'm on a diet
>"lol anon, just have a little bit"
>tfw they all eat with a huge smile on their faces while I listen to music trying not to watch them eat
I want to punch em all in the face but I'm too hungry to do it
>>37019846
Is that a meme? Why do people use those words?
>>37020223
its the only things that count
>>37020091
That dude is pretty gay looking.
I'll let you in on a hint, a lot of male models are gay and I don't mean gay for pay.
>>37019804
Sure! I run an lift far too much to not enjoy myself every once in a while. Plus given the way I track my diet, two slices won't even set me back.
>saying no to pizza
>ever
>>37020242
whatever helps you sleep at night bud
>>37020242
>>37020065
>>37019879
>>37019862
Can't call a man hot when he's hot.
>>37020256
I'd fuck him
Don't get why people get so jealous of guys like this
Learn to be happy for other people dude
Sure it'd be nice to look like this guy but if you spend all your time being jealous of other people's looks or money or gf you will never be happy
>>37020253
>shoving your fitness-hobby into everyone's face and being smug about it
Let me guess, you doing crossfit?
Go back to your box
>>37020279
my life would be immensely different if I were born as chad
>mfw genetic failure
>>37019804
>lifting for women
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>>37020311
Your life would be different if you didn't have such a defeatist attitude.
>>37020430
it's all in the genes bro
there is nothing I can do
>>37020459
Look at Arnold, his name waist is wide as fuck. You're just small and justifying your lack of hard work by telling yourself you never look good. Just keep lifting and improving and you'll look great to the average person. Also
>just be yourself anon :^)
>>37020459
With that in your mind you will not success
I hate people like that... Kys
>>37020484
>Look at Arnold
Don't intend to roid any time soon
>>37020076
Stop fucking around then, roastie whore.
>>37020489
one day I may
I once fucked a fat girl who let me eat chocolate from her body.
Was my only cheat day in that month though.
>>37020498
Then once again the only thing holding you back is yourself. I pay $150 a year for gear and get free checkups once a month to look and feel better than 90% of people.
>>37020500
I am a Virgin
Just like you :)
>>37020516
thats fucking hilarious
>>37020314
that's the hottest thing I've ever seen
>>37020558
>those square skeletal shoulders
>hottest thing you've ever seen
Virgin pls
>>37020540
If you're a female over the age of 18, a virgin and you think eating ice cream makes you a spontaneous manic pixie girl, you're probably fat.
And take this tip from a non-virgin male, he probably didn't give a shit about the ice cream, he just wants to lay the pipe. Stay motivated on your cut and you can trick a beta into dating you.
>>37019846
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>>37020630
The lines ruin it.
>>37019804
>>"C'mon Anon, have some pizza!"
>Sure, why not
>>37020622
I'm not fat
And I don't want a beta, betas are they male versions of roasties
>>37019804
Only if you chew it up and spit it in my mouth.
>>37019888
>Puri Puri Prisoner's little brother
>>37019888
nah bruh this is bad genetics
>>37020630
can you even triforce
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>>37020076
>Tfw went on a date and bought us icecream to look like cute carefree girl having fun
3 Steps: Stop being a little fucking faggot, learn how to greentext and fuck off
>>37020076
You should marry him, eat as much ice cream as you can, then take half his salary when he divirces you for being lazy.
You could also say "I can't eat ice cream, I'm watching my weight", but that requires a little bit of effort and you might not be capable of such a feat.
>>37019888
>implying that jaw is genetics and not plastic surgery
Y-you too you f-fucking whore ha ha!
>>37019804
A cheese slice has 12 g of protein
Hell yeah bitch give me some
>>37019804
Only if you will let me put my penis in your vagina, since that's really the only reason I'm on a diet in the first place.
>>37019804
no
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37025093
shoo shoo gains goblin
>>37025093
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>>37025093
Shoo shoo gains goblin
>>37025093
Shoo Shoo gains goblin
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
I hate this guy
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
DON'T TAKE MY HAMSTRING GAINS!
>>37025093
shoo shoo gains goblin!
shoo SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37025093
shoo shoo gains goblin!
fuck outta here.
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37019804
I got excited, thought that was a MAGA hat
>>37019888
yeah, no. girls aren't into brick jaws
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37019804
>clippers fan
Daisy confirmed garbage
I don't watch nigger jolly ball.
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37020314
stahp
>>37021630
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Ha totally dude I did it!
>>37019888
>angular jaw
>angular hair
Ruins it. This guy needs a rounder haircut. He looks retarded like this.
He also needs to close his fucking mouth and stop squinting.
can you be pale and be chad? not deathly pale, but "that guy is probably computer science" pale
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37028521
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>>37028741
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Alright this time for sure
>>37025093
shoo shoo gains goblin !!!
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>37026260
Same here. Fucking OP with his fucking stupid fucking hat.
Sorry, I only like... Cheese pizza.
>>37019804
>eat pizza or anything really
>immediately begin fasting if non-lifting day
>slash carb consumption if lifting day
>look like this
sometimes it feels like no one even tries
>>37019873
omg thats like 900 calories better kill yourself
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37030903
what does your average diet look like on a lifting/ non lifting day?
>>37032381
something to the effect of
>one large meal with protein, carbs, and something green
>3 chicken breasts of varying size
>a smaller meal like the first, even a sub sandwich
for both lifting and non lifting days. no junk food or dessert and don't drink your calories. i just tend to cheat more on the weekends, but i respond in the manner outlined by my previous post
i really don't understand how more people can't get fairly shredded naturally. gains are generous once you have a mind-muscle connection. diet is just using judgement and not eating for a while sometimes.
this is not a meme
>>37019804
c'mff, 'n'n
Hff s'm pzz'
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>>37025093
Shoo shoo gains goblin
>>37020314
S-sauce?
>>37025093
Shoo shoo gains goblin
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>37027815
Thanks you immunity cat
>>37025093
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>37020087
I know a dude who lifts regularly and is 190cm 100kg at 15%. He eats 2,5k. You do not have that high of a maintenance, unless you are a roider or a fatass in which case lmaoing at ur life.
And yes, I am a dyel manlet.
>>37034057
>what is a physically demanding job
>>37020314
Stop that shit. I'm on no-fap.
