goal body thread? natty female edition
I just want a curvy bod
>you will never be a hot girl
Does it count if I want to be inside this body, not have it?
I can never skip a leg day
You know that this entire thread will just be all 100% males, 50% with legit mental disorders who actually want to be female, and 50% memers who think its funny/edgy to pretend to want to be female.
When will this imageboard die so I can move on with life?
>>37016224
u r forgetting about the other 50% that is just horny and creepy as fuck
>>37015790
ur hot, no change need in my view. wanna hump?
I am of the smaller boobed variant. I just need to shed a little more body fat and I will pretty much be whatever mode she is.
>>37016582
My dick twitched
>>37016582
Doubt it
>>37015410
This
>>37016582
In the nicest possible way, damn anon you got it going on.
>>37015828
>natty
>>37016208
But constantly skip cardio and dieting appariently. What a fucking lummex.
>>37016670
>don't be intimidated. I'm not your stereotypical guy =]
>>37016819
I am sorry about your low testosterone brah
>>37016895
It's the face that ruins it
>>37017494
I can agree with that actually.
>>37015821
>see 'feels' meme
>mentally preparing a 'don't give up anon, if i made it you too can get a hot girl!' before I even finish the sentence
>want to BE a hot girl
sorry mate you're probably right.
>>37016208
I wanna fight her, not fuck her.
>>37015790
>I want curves
What the fuck are you doing on a fitness board then
>>37018745
she means real curves you faggot
>>37016682
Hey girl, this is me - >>37016670. I just need to warn you about something, and get all these feelings off my chest.
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>37016224
I'd love to be a hot girl. Do I need to go to a shrink?
the two body types i find hottest are high-test hourglass shapes like christina hendricks or kim kardashian. i can't achieve that because while i have a big ass, i have small boobs.
so instead i'm going for the second body type i like on women, which is muscular.
>natty
Lmfao
>>37019247
Too long, work on making it shorter, 6/10 pasta
>>37015410
>natty
>OBVIOUSLY fake tits
is anyone else going to post or just me
>>37019956
>>37019986
>implying crosshit chicks are natty
>>37019956
>tapes thumbs
>uses mixed grip
>>37015410
What the fuck is wrong with her tits?
>>37016582
This
Without the fat thighs desu
Please post routine and how long have you been doing it
tfw not Instagram model core
This is my ultimate body goal
>>37020056
My goal body is very similar to that as well.
>>37015790
both pictures look like shit
and im not referring to you being a sand nigger
roasties get the fuck out ree
my body is kind of this already, since im fit but chubby with huge hips but i'm having trouble building muscle on ass.
my thighs and calves are already big, and butt is sort of regular i suppose. advice?
>>37020133
Ironically she looks Indian
>>37020159
You're fat
>>37018699
What's the difference?
Why women these days want to have huge butts?
I never understood this
Nice round toned butts are just fine like this one >>37020056
>>37020254
i dont want it to be huge, just a lil bit bigger... but wutever
>toned
>Today I learned women have shit taste in goal bodies
>>37015410
looks like female tone abbot
>>37020341
Are you black or a coal burner? Kylie Jenner is disgusting stop looking up to her young girls
>>37020254
women are generally fame/status seekers and have a mimetic desire for qualities that are glorified in women famous for physical characteristics.
>>37015790
NANTES
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>>37015828
Tfw a grill was born with better ab genetics than you
What a cruel world
>>37020133
She's clearly east asian
>>37020478
I have to wonder who posts this. Someone serious or someone who thinks it's funny?
Good luck getting on with the rest of your life whichever you are.
>>37020478
I hate when ribs stick out like that, her body starts looking like the alien.
>>37019875
Pear body type is just as high test as hourglass t b h
>>37020159
Post pic first, "fit but chubby" sounds like you are fat HAES.
>>37020530
Wah wah
>makes fun of fat people everyday
>gets mad when someone posts someone anorexic cause she used to starve herself
>>37020543
Pear is disgusting
They look stumpy
>>37020550
Fit but chubby is basically >>37016208 missmiafit tier
Perfectly possible if girls get too into bulking
>>37020555
Get a boob job then
>>37020569
Then guys will bitch at you for getting a boob job and you insecure
>>37020562
Yeah, but she's a pro athlete and probably on gear, I doub't that the poster was any close to that.
>>37020585
Only if you get huje unrealistic G cups, C or D wouldn't make you look insecure.
>>37020589
She's a pro athlete? But her lifts are shit
>>37019956
Oh man, this is what I will look like if I keep going. She even has thick eyebrows like me. But it's probs too muscular for my goal body.
>>37020643
Let me put it another way, her whole life is sport and fitness and she puts much effort in looking like that, you just don't get born "fit but chubby" like that.
>>37020550
no way jose
body's really similar to cbquality but i assume im taller than her since im 5 ft 7
any advice would be appreciated tho :P
>>37020731
She's 171cm, which is 5'7" for ameritards, she weighs 80kg beeing fairly lean, how much do you weigh?
>>37020779
wtf she's 80kg? source pls
i weigh 68kg (as of 5 days ago) but not really concentrating on losing or gaining weight at all tbqh
>>37020926
https://www.instagram.com/missmiafit/?hl=ru
Most of that weight is muscle, muscle are heavier than fat. Also 68kg @ 171cm - you are probably just fat, the heaviest gf I had was 65kg @ 175cm and she was pear shaped high test, but borderline fat.
>>37020969
oooh i thought u were talking about cbquality.
idk if there's such a big difference in appearance between 65 and 68 but ok.
Can any of you grills post what you're working with now? I keep seeing "so close but"
I'm starting to think this is a troll thread
>>37016582
Mein benis :D
>>37020779
>fairly lean
No she's not.
>>37019986
>>37020031
I swear women have legs on easy mode
>>37020779
>fairly lean
She's literally obese
>>37020159
never gonna make it
>>37015410
fake tits aren't natty, tho.
>>37021003
3kg heavier and 4cm shorter makes a noticable difference.
>>37021132
>>37021096
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDtGZ3lw8Ou/?taken-by=missmiafit&hl=ru
I don't see much bodyfat on her, check other pics too.
>>37021236
u think so? im sure ur ex and i have different body shapes and everything but ok. as well as the fact that im a 10G but i doubt boobs have that much weight lmao
>>37021284
Anongirl was originally taking about cbquality not miafit
>>37021236
u think so? i'm sure ur ex and i have different body shapes and everything but ok. as well as the fact that i'm a 10G but i doubt boobs have that much weight lmao
>>37021284
You're kidding right
She's super doughy
>>37021318
sorry about posting twice OZinternet is bad
>>37021318
10 is not a real bra size
Stop trying to elevate yourself on an anonymous image board
Specially since you don't even have the guts to post a picture
Deep down you know you suck
>>37021340
10 is australian sizes (10,12,14,16 etc.)
>>37021318
Stop advocating your weight, just post a faceless pic if you're so confident.
>>37021397
im not going to but i get what u mean.
i guess u guys dont have any advice? i get that i should squat more and everything, so i guess i should just work on that instead of posting lmao
>>37021392
Oh you're Australian
Guess that explains the shitposting
>>37021418
Advice on what exactly? We don't know what we're working with you dumbass
>>37021430
lmao i asked ages ago but wutever
>>37021475
Yeah, and someone asked for a pic, because your description is unclear, the reason for bad proportions can be bone structure, fat, fat distribution, muscle insertions, etc.
>>37021562
well idk how to describe most of that so dw about it lol
>>37021606
So basicaly I don't post pic because you know, that you will be told to loose weight and that shatters your "fit but chubby" world.
>>37021639
o im sure people will tell me to lose weight since heaps of people on /fit/ seem to prefer how skinny girls look and stuff, im just not interested in posting pics of myself
>>37021688
Are you serious? Have you not seen the voluminous high test threads? Most of us like thick girls.
>>37021688
Yeah, fit loves skinny girls, we have special hightest threads dedicated to skinny girls, oh wait...
>>37021791
still sounds like a bad idea desu senpai
im not really concerned with whether any of u guys think im attractive or not, just dont want any people i know who lurk here (like me) to know that i do lmao
>>37016582
stubby arms, would not bang
>>37021132
It's because a woman's center of gravity is lower they have more power in the hips/legs as opposed to men who have their power in chest/shoulders. Even when I was a fatbody in high school I was still out squating and legpressing all the guys in my gym class.
>>37015828
her ex cheated on her multiple times rofl
>>37016208
>>37016895
I hate this cunt so much. Basically the Danish Kardashian everything about her looks so fake and out of proportion.
>>37020016
Maybe her thumbs hurt? But then she should be using straps instead of flip grip.
>>37016625
Who's this?
>>37022009
some nigger
>>37021892
No, it's because women store a ton of fat in their legs.
>>37021892
>>37022390
REKT
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>>37016208
She looks exactly like a girl I fucked my first semester of college. Needless to say I want to fuck her as well.
>>37019875
Maybe there is a way you could make them bigger? like massage them or some special diet
>>37020555
Yeah, nah.
>>37023188
wut. no, get fit, not skelly pls
>>37023407
Disproportionately fat stumpy legs
Thanks for illustrating my point
>>37023911
Well, that' like your opinion, man. Most men find this body type attractive.
>>37023911
yep
>>37016208
Shawn Michaels went full sex change?
>>37016582
L O N D O N
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my goal
>>37019936
The filename should be mama bear mode.
tfw weak af
>>37026148
tfw i will never be as deliciously curvy
>>37026159
she looks fake af though
>>37025200
All she's missing is the pyro
>>37026258
yeah likely fake tits
it just sucks that you have to get plastic surgery to look great
I really dont know the difference of prostitutes and the pics of woman i am seeing on this thread. Who here is also brazilian know what i am talking about
>>37026663
I'm brazilian
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>37016582
This is the kind of girls I lift for
>>37023407
R E M Y
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>>37016582
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>>37026689
Mulher gostosa = puta; 99% dos casos
>>37027113
Mulheres são putas em geral
>>37027124
mind = blow
>>37020009
>being this mad because a girl is stronger/fitter than you
you do know you're never going to make it, right?
maybe one day...
my dick is crazy here, shit, it just cant get soft again, so pls, post moar
>>37021892
This is some retarded shit I'm reading right here, nice job whore.
>>37027456
I'm built like this, maybe a bit leaner/bigger, and I'm a dude. You will have to roid to look like that as a woman
>>37019915
Nasty
>>37020478
thanks ms skeltal
>>37021928
Guess she made him feel small.