I'll start with something that happened to me last night.
>poor man's holiday
>staying in 12 bed shared hostel room
> there's this fat indian guy sleeping next to me
> he's actually a pretty cool guy despite the fatness
> he keeps complaining about the noise at night
> tell him they give free earplugs at reception
> go to reception to get mine
> get another pair for him just to be nice for once in my life
> hand them to the guy saying nothing
> thanks me
"you're welc..."
> what the fuck, he's trying to eat them
> he quickly notices what's going on
> awkwardly puts them in his ears
> now he's watching a film on his laptop with wet earplugs in his ears
> laugh myself to sleep
>>36995270
I chew on my earplugs so i can make them smaller and wet. You can barely hear anything
TRIGGLYPUFF
>Be 260 ibs at start of last summer
>get down to 200
>fuck up and now back to 240
>has been like the 3rd time a weightloss plan has backfired
kill me desu
>>36996886
you can do it anon
remember, you need to make permanent lifestyle changes, not just go on temporary diets
>>36996886
chew earplugs when hungry lamo
>>36996950
I'm just getting so sick of getting to what I would consider the last hurdle and then fucking up. Starting over and over again is really taking its toll on my motivation, but I don't know why I keep making mistakes.
>>36997063
Before you make the mistake, reconsider and don't make the mistake.
>tfw your high school crush balloons and becomes chubby
>tfw your a virginfag
>tfw you still make our with her
>tfw I'll probably lose virginity to a fatty
>>36997063
what do you mean by "mistakes"?
>>36997063
Everyone makes mistakes. I ate 4 cornettos today. I'm not even fat, never have been either. Just really stupid.
>>36997267
Falling back into shitty eating habits or slacking on exercising.
>>36997451
Ah, ok. So how does your cycle of diet failure usually run? Do you just peter out and eventually stop, or is it more that one huge cheat day fucks up some of your progress and you give up out of frustration? Not trying to be a dick, just genuinely wondering what your issue is.
>>36997515
Oh, you're not being a dick at all, don't worry about it. Basically it's like I'll eat pretty clean and exercise for a while, then have a huge cheat day which leads to me quitting out of frustration, like you just said.
>>36997555
Yeah that's kinda what I figured. It's a pretty common trend. I used to have the same issue myself before I got on my current cut. I've found the best way to deal with it is to just accept that cheat days are going to happen from time to time, and that they're not necessarily a big deal. Just plan and account for them now and then in your diet. As I stand now, I eat at such a deficit that, if I so choose, I can afford about 2 big cheat days a month, or one smaller cheat day every week. Even with that, I've managed to average 2 pounds of loss per week since the beginning of January.
Remember dude, track your calories religiously and eat at a sustainable deficit. Eat lots of protein and fibrous veggies to help fill you up. It's a marathon, not a sprint, so none of that unsustainable crash dieting shit. You can do it, dude.
>>36996886
>weight-loss plan has backfired
No anon you have backfired
>>36997683
Well no shit, if my plan backfired then I by extension also backfired.
>>36996886
220 last summer
get down to 194
back up to 210
199 right now
im on those sub-200 feels right now
feels fucking good.
makes cutting easier.
>>36996886
>>36995270
>what the fuck he's trying to eat them
Top Kek actually.
>>36999229
>fat people actually think we're just making fun of them
>out with group to restaurant, mainly serves sandwiches and fried stuff
>I get salad and we all split a few sides
>table next to us, entire family of whales
>even the kid is fat
>cold day but they're all in shorts and tees
>stare at them, make a few jokes about fatties
>some guy plays a youtube clip on his phone making fun of fat people
>they may or may not have heard
>they order soda and enough food to feed an african village
>all of it fried and dripping in cheese and grease
>>36996886
>>36998090
>be 100kg
>down to 65kg
>up to 80kg
>down to 70kg
>73kg right now
Goddammit. I'm too fucking unstable to deal with this right now. When I'm stable, I'm fucking crazy dedicated. It's not a problem. It's not even hard. But when I'm not...
>>36995270
Here's fatbro's story.
>>36996886
Try again if every failed makes you lose 20 ibs you will eventually make it.
>work in ER
>So many fucking people come in with breathing/chest pains issues
>so many of them are fucking fat
>would hate my job if it didn't pay good
>>37000440
Fuck you, I didn't come here for feels.
>>37000545
Yes you did you god damn faggot. We all did in one way or another.
We all know what path we walk on, but not where it leads.
>>37001072
She has a chin instead of a neck wtf
>>37001072
lel @ niggers
>>37000577
I guess I'll dump
>>37001306
I don't have any OC; somebody post something interesting.
>>37001318
>>37001325
>>37001340
Like fatbro's story, this one's inspiring
I know there are a lot of posts about butts today buuuuut...
I'm a tiny, short, cute twinky guy with naturally wide hips, and I want a cute plump booty like pic related. Before you say squats, I already have large thighs from dancing for 18 years, and I can't afford a gym membership or weights. Body weight squats don't do anything for me anymore because of said dancer thighs.
So... what bodyweight exercises can I do to get that cute, fuckable booty :3
>>37001418
fuck, i always wondered how people manage to fuck up this badly, and I just did it myself. Sorry :/
>>36995270
you're supposed to bite/wet earplugs so they constrict before you put them in your ears and they 'inflate'
dumbass
>>37001340
fucking rekttttttt lmao this is probably my favorite fat hate thread post. Every time I see this one Yugi Moto hits me with Exodia cause my sides get fucking obliterated
>>36995270
I enjoy watching my fat acquintances try and lose weight because their approach is so misguided.
>eating cucumber as a snack because it's "healthy"
>likely having no fucking clue what a caloric deficit is
>watching this 5'4 girl proceed to eat ~1400 calorie chicken dinner and wonder why she's not losing weight
>listening to them muse about how much they love shit food and lol about it because 'kek I'm a silly fat person!'
>>37001072
Man this actually kinda cruel, Yeah she is fat af but I feel bad for her.
>>37000510
I work in a homeless shelter and some of these people would rival any southern Walmart shopper. But this job pays like shit, so congrats on being better than me.
>>37001428
>>37001418
gimme that skype
>>36996886
do the whole 30 plan, nigger
>at gym working on pullups
>finish set, take a break
>see two landwhales on stationary bikes
>pedaling incredibly slowly
>watching television and gossiping
>spot huge McD's cups next to them
>overhear one tell the other that they're gonna reward themselves for their hard work with a McFlurry
I swear to god, I hate people sometimes
>>37000440
>>36998402
>fatty McDonut
holy fuck my sides
>>37000510
>>work in ER
>if it didn't pay good
How much do they pay you to push the trolleys around and empty the bed pans, can't be that much surely.
>In b4 I'm a doctor/nurse
Not with that grammar you aren't.
>>37001993
I want reddit to leave
>>37001993
is this even real? it reminds me of that one /fit/ New Years comic where the two landwhales are doing yoga and they say they'll reward themselves with a big mac afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCdHP1BBR_c
>>37001976
lel @ whole30 meme
>>37001140
My half brother doesn't have a neck and it freaks me out
>>37002237
>half brother
I'm guessing he ate the other half?
>>37002237
One of your parents has flawed genetics then. Atleast no one can slit your brothers throat though so hes safe from isis
>>37002400
>flawed genetics
yep not cake, genes
>>37000440
fuck I haven't read fatbro in months
so motivating.
>>37002054
it absolutely is.
I reward myself after a week of cutting. my reward is basically a cup of hot cocoa, or maybe a beer. nothing more than 350 calories
These people have no idea what the caloric content is what the put in their bodies or the amount of calories they actually burn when they toddle along on a treadmill for 30 minutes.
>>37001993
I had a similar experience once. I was in the gym on the treadmill, and two landwhales on their way to becoming planets got on the treadmills next to mine. They walked slowly while talking about how good they were for going to the gym, and they would go to Burger king when they were done. They were there for about 20 minutes.
Funny thing about the gym I go to is that Burger king is in the same building on the second floor as the gym.
>>37002555
>Burger king is in the same building on the second floor as the gym.
That did not make sense. I meant the gym is in the first floor, the burger king is on the second floor.
>>37002571
I bet Burger King wants the first floor location. All those stairs...
I see these went back to being Fat People Stories from Fat People Hate. I've been absent from the board for a while, how did you get the cancer out?
>>36997228
Hits close to home friendo
>be fatasfatass
>have crush
>never talk to her
>spend few years getting /fit/
>ask her out
>gotagirlfriend.gif
>didn't notice that she put on probably 40 pounds
She used to be so freaking hot but now I can't even convince her to excercise and she's falling for meme diets
>>37002522
I just rewarded myself with 5000 calories of pizza and cake
I want to die :-/
at least I set a squat PR today
>>37000440
Fuck I nearly teared up in the end
>>37000440
I've felt feels you people wouldn't believe. Land whales going into cardiac arrest outside McDonalds. I watched a man take a trip to Snap City at the Crossfit gym. All those feels will be lost in time, like gains... due to cardio. Time to lift.
>>37003770
dammit I was gonna quote Roy Batty. here it is anyways
>>37001318
Never fails to be a good read.
>>37001072
letting someone know they're fat is now cyberbullying.
what kind of pussies are you millennials, for gods sakes.
>>37004074
Dude. Is this OC? This is fucking awesome.
>>37004461
Shit nikka I need me some of those
>>37004461
These magnetic rings REALLY WORK and help you to LOSE WEIGHT and GAIN MUSCLE*
*As part of a healthy, balanced diet and supplemented by regular semi-intense to intense exercise
>>37002039
>commenting on someone's greentext grammar as if it fucking mattered
>can't inb4 right
>probably a fatty
>>37003064
Fats are still disgusting mongers of human beings.
>>37004712
> people instantly think thing people are bitches of the highest order
> the majority of people who act like cunts to me are either overweight or obese
> the majority of people who are just chill as fuck are either healthy or fit
>>37004712
those people confused by the mirror at the bottom are worse
I used to work in a fitness center with a Physical Therapy clinic. I was the go-to guy for obese clients. Most of them were great people who were struggling with a genuine mental illness. I never hated my obese clients. I always took pride in the fact that I didn't talk shit about them like a lot of the professionals I worked with.
So that is one reason this story is hard to tell. This is me eating gravy-soaked crow, /fit/.
> Go to a Beltane celebration every year
> they have folkdancing
> they always open the festival with a big dance performance from several folkdancing/ morris dancing troupes
in before "this is gay as fuck, anon"
> anyway
> people are lined up before the sunrise to watch the dancing
> there is a woman there is a specialty camp chair, easily wide enough for trhee people
> she is overflowing it
> she has gone to the trouble to wear a full authentic folk costume
> She is wearing buttons on her dress with incredibly hostile slogans, basically all saying some variant of "yes I am LGBTQ and here to destroy the cisarchy, and I hope you get raped to death with a rusty chainsaw, shitlord"
> her hair is rainbow pastel colors
> her face is full of piercings
> She is splayed like a beached whale, not even willing to sit up or raise her head
> Just laying there like all her bones were removed
> She has a permanent scowl on her face
> this girl can't be more than 25, almost certainly younger
> Everyone around her is just wearing folk costume or sweaters and jeans
> little kids are playing and laughing in the grass
> adults are singing happy songs and wearing flower crowns
> everything is peace love and harmony
> why is this bitch so hostile?
> I realize that I am looking at Tumblr SJW HAES personified
> The strawwomyn you all make fun of
> She's real
cont
>>37001072
>Should of never went
>Should of never posted any pics
Should HAVE gotten an education.
How the fuck is this thing going to prom? Don't you need to graduate to go to prom? How the fuck does someone this illiterate graduate from even middle school, much less high school?
Oh, right. 'Murica. Land of the dumbasses.
cont from >>37004788
> Some people move in front of her, with a an obviously very ill man in a wheelchair
> I hear her complain that he and his oxygen tanks are blocking the view
> A bystander suggest she move over a couple feet
> Or just lift her head at a different angle, so she can see the dancing
> she scoffs at this and no shit
> she claims thin privilege
> "you wouldn't tell me to move if I wasn't a fat person"
> "you'd probably love it if I got up and ran around, wouldn't you?"
> "I don't need to change who I am for you assholes"
> bystander is silenced
> I feel compelled to stare, because she just defies explanation
> her dye job, the jewelry in her face, her carefully done makeup, her perfect manicure, the custom made dress
> this is someone who spent hours and probably over a thousand dollars on her appearance
> and yet she can't even sit up like a year old infant
> At this point the crowd is all dancing and working up a sweat
> volunteers come around with drinks and free breakfast for the attendees
> the volunteers pass right by the beached whale because she doesn't appear to be participating
> She starts making angry noises and is obviously waging an internal battle
> it is her desire to eat everything in sight
> against her desire to lay there like a deflated balloon
> a child runs by holding a plate of strawberry shortcake
> she growls in frustration, and makes a motion like she wants to knock thechild over and take his cake
> laziness wins out
> "You fuckwits won't win"
> she lays there for another two hours
I have an existential crisis realizing that if she walked into my clinic, I would laugh at her fat ass the same as everyone else.
>>37004860
Should've gotten some food, estimated her reach, and put it juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust outside that range.
>>37004755
This is shameful parenting.
Parents are supposed to care for the health of the kids. Just because your kids aren't 50 yet, that doesn't mean that you can feed them garbage. Age is irrelevant. Either you care about their health or you don't. If you love your kids, why feed them garbage at all? Give them some fruit, not a bag of Skittles.
>>37003064
There is also an active fat hate thread going on but the redditors who make these threads now don't understand the catalog
>>37004074
>would'nt
>>37004898
Reason cannot reach these people. What seems incredibly simple to you or me is not so simple for them. An incredible amount of idiocy, fear, and denial completely govern their thoughts. They are hardly behind the wheel at all to be honest.
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>>37004985
I refuse to give cracked clicks. So pls summarize or post screenshots of the article
>>37004455
This is why we need gulags or labor camps
>>37004881
kek
>>37005036
> it will never be legal to hunt these genetic abominations for sport
Goddammit.
>>37004985
Goddamit cracked you used to cool
>>37005044
All the good writers either left or got 'promoted' to editorial staff, before the fucking floodgates opened to allow random retards write about anything they want.
>>37005063
>Sean baby writing an article is rarer than most Bigfoot sightings
I want this ride to end
>>37004777
check'd and kek'd
>>37005080
I jump on each new Seanbaby article and comic like a starving chipmunk on the last acorn on earth.
That and John Cheese. He still puts out articles every now and then, but they've departed from his previous darkly comedic look at his fucked-up life and childhood and more about finding funny videos on YouTube.
>>37004781
Every fucking time with the tattoo shit
>>37004788
this is gay as fuck, anon
>>37004847
Fuck man, she was probably valedictorian.
>>37005112
What can I say, I've been under a lot of stress.
Sometimes you just need to say "fuck it" and go frolic in a meadow.
>>37004847
It's Ebonics.
>>37004860
dude, I'm going to PTA school this fall and I want to help fatties rehab themselves because I believe in the ability of all beings to heal themselves and that they are worthy of love and respect, but I also love these threads and contribute frequently. I have a darkness in my heart and it demands the shame of fatties. Thanks for sharing your struggle.
>>37005017
this
>>37005180
> standing while leaning on someone else is 'active'
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>37001306
word
>>37005097
> John Cheese
Nope fuck that guy he went full sjw a while ago
>>37005188
What the fuck is going on in that pic i read the text i cant tell what is what
>>37001790
Yeah me too, I wonder what happened.
Although I really don't see how she could have looked decent in anything. That chin, holy shit.
>>37005217
Yeah, but BEFORE then is when I'm talking, dude. He went to shit a few years back, but I mean like his pre-2010 articles. Hell, even pre-2013 were mostly alright, to a degree.
>>37001072
Fake, she said she had a great time.
Then when someone started using her as a prop against bullying she changed her status to that.
>>37005238
red is blood
the dots are a slipper with a foot in it
above the right angle is the cankles
>>37005241
Ok then bro i can agree with you on that his guide to suicide was pretty noice
>>37005281
Did it shatter a knee? what the hell man i thought the dots were leopard print underwear
>>37005310
no the ankle snapped
>captcha gives me super blurry small as fuck numbers
>makes me enter this shit multiple times because I can't read it
fuck you google
>>37005310
No. Her foot literally snapped off when she fell, due to her weight, and she almost bled out.
My ex gained 40lbs before I left
>sex was bad
>smelled
>started smoking cigarettes which smelled worse
>lazy and quit his job because he "felt like it"
>expected me to work and bring money home
>did drugs
Hardcore stuff like meth, cocaine, and from what I hear, heroine
>hygiene was disgusting
>asked me to make him a bath. He proceeded to pretend to be a baby and I be the mommy who washes him. It was autistic af.
I noped the fuck out
>he's currently in jail
I'm okay for that
>>37005329
>Hardcore stuff like meth, cocaine, and from what I hear, heroine
how the hell was he gaining weight then?
>>37005324
>>37005321
Fugggggggg
>tfw childhood me believed in humanity and the good of people
>>37004755
This is what probably happened
>niece heard something on tv about healthy eating
>mommy, are skittles bad food?
>skittles are a sometimes-food, hon
>kid eats skittles and goes about her day
>fat fuck aunt rages on tumblr
>>37005329
jesus christ, are you my sister?
This isn't about anyone else, but rather me and my stupid delusions.
>be otter mode and pretty attractive freshman year of uni from track and lifting
>keep lifting, things are good
>sophomore year my mechanical engineering degree stops being easy
>I begin to largely neglect lifting and sprints but I'm eating right and biking to commute so it's ok
>junior year I put on a few pounds, but no big deal, until I turn twenty one
>I've always been depressed, so discovering the amazing feeling of alcohol ruins me
>22 now, and put on about fifty pounds over a year
>still convincing myself I'm "strong fat", until today when I'm going out with my friends and gf
>look fat as fuck in my nice clothes, with my gut hanging out when Ituck them in
>finally realize what alcohol and depression have done to me, and pour out all the beer in my fridge
>start counting calories again for dinner
I know it's just started, but I've done it before and I can do it again. Fat logic is real though, I can't believe I fucking thought I was bear mode at one point. I'm almost scared of how delusional I became. I'm hoping to drop at least ten pounds by the time uni ends for the summer, wish me luck.
>>37004860
>>37004788
This makes me sad because my city's European folk festival wasn't held this year, and I didn't get to partake in any folk festivities :(
>>37005336
>no exercise
>no job
>no hobby
>drugs and food especially honeybuns and ramen
>>37005390
strange I just know crackheads and methheads are usually pretty skinny because they just tweak out all day instead of eating
>>37005387
;_;
>>36996886
consistency is key
>>37005378
Stressors are a legit thing. I've got ADHD and am barely maintaining a 60% community college courseload despite having an IQ of like 120. Gone to the gym like 20 times in the past half year.
Also
>Mechanical engineer
>67k median
lol
>>37004461
>i wore them at my toes
bitch sees her toes so little she gets dressed up to go see them?
>>37005510
Well, glad to know it's not just me. I actually love working out, but after work and school I'm so burnt that even things I enjoy that require effort sound horrible. I'm trying to make through for now though.
I have a 96 k starting job in wastewater when I graduate. Half the reason I got into the degree is because of the connections I had for a high paying job later.
>>36995339
Huh
>>37005510
You don't have ADHD. Those pills are only hurting you. The truth sucks.
There is no such thing as mental illness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOScYBwMyAA
>>37005658
>There is no such thing as mental illness.
Lol
>>37005666
You're not even open to it? You failed before you even got started, bud.
>>37005673
Lmfao
>>37004788
this is gay as fuck, anon
>>37005658
I don't have any pills. That's the problem.
>>37005036
While I'm not sexually attracted to her one bit, I have to say that as long as she's Ok with being fat and ugly I don't really mind her.
>>36995270
>>37000440
fuckin' feeeels m8
>>37001340
>what the fuck is your malfunction
>>37005354
Interested to know if she was.
>>36997228
>>37003103
>Get kinda chubby
>Reconnect with a friend I had known for 7 years
>We liked each other but never acted on it
>Go for it
>She's kind of plain Jane but has a body like a young Mila Jovovich and I love her
>Things end up a disaster
>I'm a wreck
>Get control of my life, lose weight, school, have a comfy job
>Been almost three years
>She looks like she took all the weight I lost and then some
It's kind of funny, all the cute girls I knew that got ugly, are tumblr third wave feminists and have let themselves go pretty bad.
Still though, while it feels like a huge weight has been lifted I can help but mourn for that pretty little thing that's gone now.
>>37004344
Just saw this and kek'd audibly though
>>37004847
No? Prom is for literally anyone that wants to go. I mean, I'm all for fat hate, but there's no way telling someone they're horrendous on what is supposed to be a special day will help them become better. This one's just...sad.
>>37005180
>Men would still catcall me in my scooter
>>37005036
RIP in peace endocrine system.
>>37005510
Iq doesn't mean shit anon. Get vyvanse and get your degree. AdHD or not, might as well.
>>36997063
I fucked up my cut man, but you just got to power through it. It is not a problem if you gain 10 punds back, as long as you notice and stop it right there.
Thing is, you need to realize that unhealthy food is not tasty. It makes you sick. 1 piece of chocolate is ok, 1 bar or even more is NOT okay.
>>37002522
exactly man
there are a ton of sports classes you can take for Little charge at my university and most of the girls go to some aerobics or fitness thing
which basically is fine, because if you just practice with high intensity, even in one hour of fitness you may be able to burn somewhere between 400-600kcal
but no, these girls keep talking all the time, not even performing the exercises correctly and with maybe 30% of the motion range
and after that, yeah, they say shit like "omg we did sports to lets have some cake" and then complain they are still fat after I have seen them for more than a year going to that class
>>37002053
>>37004170
Don't hate me! But fuck in hell, in psychology class today we watched a Norwegian show about young 8 young people, 17-26 or so, suffer with mental issues. One of them, a gal 19, seriously had no other issues than wanting to fit in and having lots of schoolwork. So fucking self-obsessed. Her issue was that she felt she had to be perfect because her friends would make fun of everyone with any sort of imperfections..
>she didn't just find non-cancerous friends
>>37003224
>/fit/ in a nutshell
>>37002039
You seem to be mistaking the position of an orderly and a nurse. Nursing is a very well paid profession. ED nursing more so because of the vast amounts of overtime. At least this is the case in Australia.
In English class the other day, brought a smile to my face.
>Wrapping up the course with presentations
>Only 3 dudes, including me, other people are feminists
>Only 1 fattie though
>Problems walking at 18yrs old
>Waddles up to front of the room
>Her pants almost burst, the strap slips
>hold my breath so I won't drown in the lard, but it doesn't happen
>OBVIOUS nervous ticks, probably triggered by the presence of men
>Or social anxiety, w/e
>In the middle of presentation she stops
>Breathes heavily
>mfw the whale fucking jumps, twice
>Not exaggerating, the floor shook, my water rippled 5 meters away
Was a decent presentation though
>>37004641
That get's me in a froth. I once actually saw that in a commercial once: "I started taking FATBGONE and exercising, and I lost 12 pounds in a month!"
No shit, fuckface
>>37006246
>girls who were hot when they were young lived life on easy mode
>adulthood came around
>being pretty no longer cuts it
>they start blaming everything but them cause they were always perfect
>let themselves go in depression
>ugly fat girls who got hot
>learned early on that the world will piss on you just for the sake on pissing on you
>learned that you have to work for life
>adulthood comes around, time to go from a fat catterpillar to a beautiful butterfly
>lose weight and keep it off cause they already knew nothing is a given
>girls who were uggo cause of fat are now hotter
Atleast that's my theory about it
>>37005378
Yeah that's just dangerous tho, you turn 21 and then suddenly BOOM everything is accessible.
Reminds me of the current drinking problems in my country
>tfw my country beer used accessible at 16
>everything stronger then beer only at 18
>most kids learned how to handle alcohol before they got access to vodka tequila etc
>some minors (<21) developing drinking problems, oh well can't save them all
>government thinks they can
>decide it's a good idea to up the beer age to 18
>now kids get access to beer and strong liquir at the same age
>drinking problem among young kids tripple
>kids who were 16 and of legal beer drinking age who suddenly weren't allowed to drink beer anymore went full for hard drugs
>mfw yuppy leftwing rubber tile politics again fucked up reality with their forced idealism
>>37004755
>5 year olds should not be worried about health
true, their parents should be the ones to do that
but it's always nice to know some kids are ahead of the curve before they become a curve
>>37004914
oh god dammit
>>37004261
it is. Well the caption is. I didn't make the feels guy to look like Roy Batty. I'm not that talented.
>>37004455
>>37005036
> you will never be this fuckugly
>>37001072
I remember when these threads used to be about Fat jerks..
wtf did she do to you? she can be fat all she wants if she doesnt ruin your day. And if she IS ruining by just being there, then you're a twat
>>37001340
>dat comeback
>>37004074
>>37007368
Netherlands?
>>37004712
Are these people really stupid and don't know what a mirror is?
>>37005329
Damn, you gotta nope the fuck out earlier than that. Why would you even go on a second date with such a person?
>>37001340
fucking brutal
>>37007368
Idk in America the only people who support the drinking age being as high as it is are the conservatives, because conservative logic = government regulation is bad! except when it's for anything I don't like, which is everything besides guns.
>>37007924
>mixing power rangers with harlan ellison and 21st century internet memes
...that's it. i'm trashing my computer.
>>37005020
Or a Madagascar Plan.
The jews weren't going to be exterminated, they were supposed to be deported. The damn British navy sealed the Jews' fate.
>>36999818
why do stories like this always have to include "I, am eating a salad. In fact, I only had one piece of lettuce. Then I threw it up. I don't eat. I swear I'm not fat"
so fucking annoying.
Ive been a binge eater. Im talking ballpark of 2,000 calories in just soda and snacks just because I was bored.
Ive always been somewhat over weight for my height and have always struggled with it, but as of yesterday after eating less and drinking more water and eating less salty and sugary foods, I finally weighed in at 100lbs. I lost 20 lbs in a couple months. Im still flabby but now its time to gain some of that weight back in muscle.
>>37009022
>I go to restaurant that serves fried food
>Ugh these people next to me ordered fried food how disgusting
>They should eat a salad like me
>>37005329
>>sex was bad
Would have dumped him there, honey. I been there done that with a lot of guys. Bad at sex usually means they have other issues. Sounds like this one was a lazy, incompetent fuck. /areninegay/ will flip a shit at me, but really the best guys ARE the best at sex. It's not an either you look good or you are smart. Usually people have all or nothing. They're either attractive, smart, successful, good personality, and skilled at sex, or they're fat, stupid, ugly, mean, lazy, and shitty lovers. Always.
First time you do something harder than an occasional drink or sometimes weed, you're gone.
>>37009163
Your cunt stinks.
>>37005188
>>37005238
I kind of get it but if someone could draw a clear picture of the positioning it would help.
>>37009022
What was I gonna do, get the 1200 calorie fried sandwich and fries combo basket? Salad was banging mang. I got the salad because I got the fucking salad, you want me to lie and say I got a sandwich to avoid triggering you?
>>37009223
Your story was boring either way.
>>37001790
Then she should change her lifestyle. If she does not like the way something is and is entirely in control of how others view and percieve her, then it is entirely her fault.
>>37005673
Heehee your bait is slower than a person with a developmental disability
Down to 215 lbs from 230. Quit smoking, quit junkfood and at the end of the week I doing the morning PT. Is there any routines for an utter beginner to build strength and stamina?
I've look at a few but they all are "THIS IS ONE I'VE MADE, IT IS THE BEST." Can I get a suggestion?
>>37006358
*fatcall
>>37005036
Like, an actual bearded lady or a mentally ill man who thinks he's a lady?
>>37004308
Jfc...
>>37005658
>mental illness doesn't exist
>the moon landing was faked
>9/11 was an inside job
https://medium.com/@thefatshadow/on-tough-love-and-your-fat-friend-s-health-bec20b13af78#.ao6vxn2gf
>society forced junk food in my face
>getting picked on made me overeat
>it's over people's fault I can't control myself
Fucking rage
>>37004777
Probably also blowing lots of shit out the ass, too. Hopefully she has a rag on a stick.
>>37009560
>Dinners at home were usually fish or chicken, rice, and steamed vegetables; breakfasts were cottage cheese and cantaloupe. After all, I was the child of a 1980’s Weight Watchers mother.
I'll take Thing That Never Happened for 500, Alex!
>>37001418
London?
not a story, but muh cankle gains after 6 months/80 lbs down (300 to 220)
>>37009443
>>37005658
Mental illness is real. The problem is that we're categorizing things as mental illness when they aren't. By patholigizing natural, meaningful responses to external stimulus (such as depression or anxiety) as diseases, or categorizing personality traits as mental illness or even the regular traits of boyhood (ADHD) as mental illness we create a really disgusting outlook on mental sickness. Schizophrenia, Alzheimer's, and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are all mental sickness. Depression and anxiety are natural, normal things. ADHD might not even be real.
>>36996886
Please tell me you were just dirty bulking.
>>37009815
I have ADHD and I've suffered with it for years.
When some jumped up redditor has the audacity to imply that I just imagined 20 years of trying and pleading and hating myself because I can't do something as simple as focus, I'm personally offended. Get fucked.
>>37009873
> I am mediocre and I have built my identity around a surface-level mental illness (that may not even be real) because it excuses my mediocrity
> I am a victim of a broken society and flawed education system and I have allowed this system to pathologize my natural behavior
> I think people on 4chan give a shit that I'm personally offended
>>37009921
Don't be an ableist senpai. Society is at fault for the unrealistic mind image they live up to
>>37009921
>I am mediocre
>implying
>>37009815
>Depression and anxiety are natural, normal things
The diseases of depression and anxiety aren't natural or normal. This is you just misunderstanding the colloquial usage of the words. Also, calling anything "natural" is retarded. Every disease is "natural".
>>37009389
5BX
An old, complete program made which has very reasonable and sensible progressions.
You're welcome.
>>37009968
I know your baiting, but society isn't at fault for making you not want to be fat, society is at fault for making you fat. The food environment that we've economically and culturally developed in America is a fucking abomination and every obese American is a victim of growing up thinking that our disgusting way of eating is normal.
We are born with neurologically ingrained means of detecting patterns, we can see the difference between a real, healthy human and a deformed, bloated mockery of our form. You don't have to be brainwashed into being disgusted by the sight of a wheezing, shapeless blob.
>>37000440
This... hit me so hard. I could never do the monkey bars as a kid. 6 months ago, after lifting for a year, I took my 3 year old son to the park. He wanted me to do the monkey bars for some reason.
I nervously stepped up. Although I have gone from 0 pull ups to 13 now, I didn't know if I could do it. I jump up... and make at across. I felt a huge sense of accomplishment, but tried to keep it hidden, since I'm not making the same mistakes my parents made and bringing up my son to be /fit/.
That story felt a lot like my own journey, desu
>>37009995
Show me then faggot. What have you achieved in your life? Do you have even one thing worth being proud of?
>>37009815
The reason depression and anxiety are pathologized are because THEY AREN'T responses to external stimuli. That's what makes them an illness.
It's not depressiom if you're sad someone died. It's not anxiety if you're nervous about an exam. Those are normal responses to external stimuli.
Depression anf anxiety don't have a concrete cause or trigger, which is why they are considered pathological.
>>37010058
well, I made this gif
>>37000440
I legit cried
http://www.upworthy.com/this-is-what-its-really-like-to-go-to-the-gym-as-a-fat-person
As a fat person that goes to the gym I can verify that none of what this bitch says is true. The only stares I get are from other fatties walking by on the way to or from a movie theater next door. Not sure if she makes shit up as an excuse to avoid improving herself but there's a lot of bs in her posts
>>37004755
>Allowed to be happy
Eating seems to be the only source of joy these people have
>>37010153
Pretty sweet brah
>>37006358
Niggers wilm fuck everything to show that they have fucked more women than everyone else.
>>37009255
This tbqh
There was no punchline.
>>37009806
Dude way to go.
I couldn't even imagine having to lose 80 fucking lbs. Keep it up m8
>>37010222
>stock images
>what it's really like to go to the gym as a fat person
aka she never really went to a gym, this is what she thinks would happen.
>>37001790
At least she will actually have to lose weight and do some exercise to hang herself.
>>37007899
fatty detected
>>36997228
>tfw your high school crush balloons and
Hmmmm that feels so good
>the rest of what you posted
You idiot
>>36999875
r u sure ur not putting on muscle mass?
>in Las Vegas for work
>go to Encore Beach club pool party to see Avicii and excited to show off winter gains
>kinda shitty weather, but still go
>having a good tiem with my bro, chatting up some qts
>suddenly my left periphery is filled with a pasty large mass
>turn and see a hamplanet with a "bachelorette" sash and a 2 foot tall plastic drink, retch inside
>she reaches over and grabs my nipple and twists it hard
>I jump back and yell "wtf are you doing?!"
>fatty fatty boom batty responds "Lemme grab it! It's my party!" and reaches again
>slap her hand away and she tries again, saying "Lemme grab your nipple!"
>slap her hand away and say "No means no! Leave me the fuck alone!"
>she huffs and puffs and waddles off, cartilage in her knees struggling to keep up
Fuckin fatties, man...pic related is what I wanna do to them
>>37010222
I was fat, I went to the gym, people literally just leave you alone unless they need a spot or you ask them for something. I hate this toxic gym culture people have made up
>>37009389
SS+GOMAD
>>37010231
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
Every time I read that, I kek
>talking to fat friend
>they complain about back pain
>asked them if they went to the doctor
>they say "yeah but doctor only told me to take Tylenol for the pain"
how do u do it /fit/ ... how do u tell your friend that maybe if they lost a little bit of weight they will feel better and their back pain will disappear
>>37010504
This. Sure there might a few bad apples that make remarks or stare but unless you're so big that people's eyes can't escape your gravitational pull, everyone minds their own business.
>>37010587
"If you lose a little bit of weight you will feel better and your back pain will disappear."
>>37010587
Make sure that's the actual problem though. Otherwise if they lose the weight and nothing changes they'll resent you and possibly balloon back up
>>37010702
meh. I can almost guarantee it'll at least get better. Less weight on the back means less stress on the back. If it doesn't get better, he probably has MS.
>>37010587
>"Maybe gravity would stop affecting you so much if you stopped being a ham-planet. You fat fuck."
>>37010040
>society is at fault for making you fat. The food environment that we've economically and culturally developed in America is a fucking abomination
nigge fucking please. its still your fucking choice you fucking dipshit. if you were trapped in a cave WITH a clear way out and you have a table with a gun on one side and a shovel to dig youself out with on the other side even if someone tells you "hey bro shooting youself is just easier man why take the hard way" youre not gonna pick up the gun and shoot yourself are you? thats fucking right, nigger. no one is grabbing that gun and pointing it at you but yourself. again, someone can say "dude shoot urself its so easy!" but youre not going to do it are you?
stop blaming people for what you do. fat adults KNOW whats good and whats bad so you cant say "oh they dont know that shooting themselves is bad" thats for kids, but a full grown adult fucking knows that its bad, be it deep down, or up front they fucking know its bad but they choose not to do anything about it and pull the trigger until the hammer falls in the chamber with the bullet because its easier.
>>37010587
>be 33
>in good shape
>right knee starts bothering me with exercise
>worse when kneeling or biking
>talk to doctor about it
>"you're just getting old, take an Aleve every day"
>>37010916
age is the real gains goblin
>>37010222
I have been working out in gyms for over 10 years and I have never once seen anythinget rude other than hogging equipment or not putting away weights.
>>37010940
I'm terrified of getting old.
Then I listen to Haus am See and I feel better.
Then I feel even worse than before.
Then I drink.
>>37010222
>See http://www.upworthy.com/29-pictures-of-people-refusing-to-accept-the-status-quo?c=reccon1
>Author of article is fat, has dyed hair (http://www.upworthy.com/heather-libby)--is interested in "movements"
>"MUH ART!!!!"
>Fell for Emma Sulkowicz's claim of being raped despite it being debunked over and over again
>Advocates disrupting everyone else's lives just to send a message
>Advocates defacing everything in the name of "art".
>Takes focus off of awareness of men's week and makes it into something about women
>etc.
>>37010916
Always an easy answer
>be 28
>big guy but work is pretty active and I can keep up with everyone else
>hurt my knee at work, like chunk of skin missing
>heals but still have knee pain
>doc says because of my weight I would've had knee pain eventually anyway
>says lose about 100lbs and it'll go away
I'm at 60lbs and there's no difference at all. Aside from wearing out my other knee from compensating for the injured one that is.
>started as a 190lb permavirgin months ago
>now a 155lb permavirgin
Now if only I could make height gains
>>36998402
>screencapping your own posts
>>37000440
This is one of the best feels stories I've saw on this chineese traitional medicine site.
>>37000440
We're all gonna make it brah. Stay motivated. I cone from a pod of landwhale slavs. Had bitch tits until I was 12. Then I heard about Jack LaLanne from a fellow sperg lord who was autist as fuck about Pokemon, music, and most of all: fit. Worship Jack for 15 years. Still not at his level, but no more bitch tits, married, climbed up a rope for first time in my whole life at age 26 last year at muscle Beach CA. Never felt so good. Still so much more to do.
The road is long, and the higher we go the harder it gets.
But we're all gonna make it brahs
>>37009163
>>honey used, fat opinionated vapid cunt detected
>>37009163
Most of what you say is probably true, but that last line is ridiculous.
Just anecdotally, my body has been host to many a chemical cocktail and I've got lots going for me. One to two marijuanas is not the devil.
>>37010222
can someone summarize the article pls?
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/02/health/biggest-loser-weight-loss.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
Fuck everything, I get to continue my weight loss and be forever miserable because I'll never be as stable as people who never became fatfucks, or be stable but a fat fuck.
>>37010153
you can make a gif, but can you make a gf?
>>37001340
every fucking time
