>tfw spent another weekend inside fapping to lesbian porn while chad bangs my oneitis
>>36991600
>tfw roaches are in my protein powder
>you hit the gym HARD while CHAD EATS PIZZA
>>36991600
>chad
I want to feel with you anon, but you're evading your responsibilities of being a functional male by creating this figure that represents all that you can't do.
>>36991613
>tfw I hit the gym hard AND eat pizza
chad btfo
>>36991641
>and I look like shit
>>36991600
Shit was so cash bro
>>36991600
> HF&F
> GENETICS
> PIZZA
> NEVER
okay boys threads over I think I got everything
>eat as much as I want because of my alpha metabolism and rampant stimulant usage
>don't care about what I eat because I don't lift
>don't lift because I'm not a little girl who is insecure about their body
>don't lift because I have 9/10 facial aesthetics and don't need to overcompensate by gaining muscle
>don't give a shit about not having a gf because relationships and emotions are for women, not men
>don't give a shit about not having a gf because prostitution is both legal and a massive industry where I live and I have enough money to fuck any 10/10 escort whenever and wherever i want
at 5'6, I am literally more alpha than all you kek
>>36991615
Fuck senpai. This was much deeper than it should be.
Lel fucked a girl that was basically cucking some dude that loves her last night
Rva breh?
>>36991764
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>36991615
Oh shit I fucking felt that one
>>36991615
wha-..thats impossibl
>>36991862
>has to wear two shirts to hide the gyno
lmao
>>36991862
>that tryhard haircut
kek
fucking chad
>two chads taking up powercage
>about to ask if i can work in
>dude is doing 6.5 plate for reps, today is my squat day fml
>takes 30 minutes of me awkwardly doing accessories waiting
>they deload, im about to step in
>guy starts front squatting 4 plate
fuark this
>>36992317
dl'ing 6.5 plates for reps*
>>36991600
I want /r9k/ to leave.
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36991600
>at least you are still emotionally capable of loving someone
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>he still has oneitises
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>not banging someone else to forget your oneitis
Lmao op you cuck
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36991615
you called?
>had my fair share of casual sex with women of varying attractiveness
>realise you just want a nice wife to raise a couple of kids with and get a mid-range job in IT and go home to them every night and give them a happy life
>tfw not sure where this feel came from
Life is spooky brehs
Why are we here?
>>36994033
Making gains for our reptilian overlords to use as sustenance
>>36991600
N O F A P
>>36991648
If you're getting your protein and minerals you'll look exactly the same.
>tfw lost virginity last night
I'm just glad I didn't make such a huge fucking deal about losing it, going down the redpill road of getting involved in PUA shit etc, because once it happened I mean it was really nice but not worth obsessing over.
>>36991764
>friendless no-gf dyel manlet skeleton who can only fuck prostitutes because he's too autistic
>somehow convinces himself he's alpha
Wew lad
>>36994033
By pure, catastrophic coincidence
Might as well have fun while you're here, right babe?
>tfw when I missed my early morning swim as I stated up late helping sort my brother's phone out
The swimming pools schedule is so retarded
>>36994459
>swimming
enjoy your fucked up shoulders
>>36991610
>not eating the roaches for extra protein
CMON EAT BIG TO GET BIG A PINT OF ROACH ICE CREAM EVERY NIGHT CMON MAN!
at least Chad is banging your oneitis. A man who is objectively less successful than me, and less attractive than me is pounding mine. He's a good lay I guess.
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36991641
>walk into the CLUB like the ALPHA MALE i am
>all the girls are instantly MIRIN my GOD like HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
>all the gymcel manlets are JELLY as FUCK
>jump STRAIGHT into the MIDDLE of the DANCEFLOOR
>look a CUTIE straight in her fucking EYE
>strike the ZYZZ pose and SAY
>"HEIGHT"
>do the DOUBLE BICEP POSE and scream
>"FACE"
>THROW my ARMS and LEG IN THE AIR, striking the BRUCE LEE FIGHTING CRANE POSE, and YELL in a HIGH PITCHED CHINESE SHRIEK
>"FRRRRRAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE!!"
>cutie FAINTS
>everyone ROARS
>FUCK ALL THE GIRLS IN THE CLUB
>everybody MIRIN
>GENETICS is EVERYTHING
>GENETICS is EVERYTHING
>>36993951
>>36993951
not OP but
>implying i'm not a virgin
>implying i can get any girl to sleep with me
>implying my oneitis isn't one of the few girls who has actually talked to me
;_;
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36994463
Shit you're right! I'd best bubble wrap myself and do no exercise at all!
>>36994419
what the fuck am i high?
>>36994733
you'd best lock yourself into a solid gold vacuum chamber with 3 feet-thick walls and bury it 100 feet underground so as to avoid UV & cosmic radiation, oxidation and general chemical reactions with the outside environment.
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36994755
what do you mean?
>tfw I'm a chad to a bunch of degenerate faggots
>>36994800
the picture changes when you click it
>tfw i can witness my mental trasformation into a chad
>half of days i walk around like i own everything/ the other half i feel depressed and think i'm a piece of shit
>slowly winning myself and accepting my new positive self-image
>the anxiety becomes less and less
>>36994033
me too m8. but finding someone to be compatible with for the long run is so fucking hard for me. especially since i have trouble trusting women.
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36993951
I have actually banged someone else, 2 people, and I still have oneitis.
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
>>36994820
ok yeah you are actually high
>>36992379
AYY LMAO
