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cheating frauds general

>some bros like trannies
>some dont
>some bros like jailb8
>some dont

we're all cheating frauds at the end of the day - Edition

prev >>36978011
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Any recommendations for arm acne? I was off cycle for 6 months and it was taking forever to go away. It's just red bumps that come and go. They scar/take forever to disappear.

I think it's cystic? It's like only on my arms.

About to say fk it and hit accutane
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>>36985242
accutane
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>>36985242
I feel you m8. Is it the red spots, that are left overs from your acne(your skin that's healing) or is it really acne.

accutane will only clear the acne, not the red spots.

accutane can be REALLY harsh. I will never take that crap again. Yes, it's personal, the first time accutane i had nothing, but the second time i was suicidal everyday
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Did you guys get bad acne on cycle, during pct, or after pct? I'm on my first cycle right now and doing pretty good but I've had a few obnoxious pimples, want to know what to expect.
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>>36985280

Some of it like 1/2 spots per arm is actual acne. The rest is just red spots where it used to be I believe.

Just ordered accutane. Anything you found that works mate?
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I plan on gearing up big time when I'm about 50.

Until then I'm all natty.
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>>36985242

When I get acne on cycle I started using my asin real low dose and it clears up like magic.

>>36985309

When running just test-e I don't get sides but with other compounds acne creeps in.

There's a bunch you can do.

I cut out dairy and that helped massively. Also just eating clean and trenning harder.
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>>36985309
I never had acne on cycle.

The fun begins when you're in the 3/4th week or pct. You will be literally nuked with acne, if you're prone to it.

If you had acne in your puberty, it's most likely that you wil be nuked with acne if you're in pct. I have done 2 pct and both i was nuked with acne, even after doing accutane

prepare for the worst, hope for the best


>>36985338
accutane is by far the most effective counter method for acne. You will clear that shit in 2/3 months, if it's not crazy cystic acne. But accutane is NO JOKE. That shit can destroy you.

After that, you will be left with the fucking red spots. You can use all kinds of lotions to speed up the healing progress, but it will still take a shit load of time to fix that. I'am already 5 months busy with fixing my acne. which is almost gone now. First a couple of months accutane and after that the lotions
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>>36985218

Anyone here gymnast & roid. How has it helped you skill wise?
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>>36985383

Is his jaw photoshopped. Wtf is wrong with his face...
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>>36985383

Thanks bra, I have the worst skin for acne. So prone to it.

Gonna hit the accutane for a few months at a low dose, once it's clear I'll lotion up.

Til then here we go test/Tren a cycle. Yolo
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>>36985383
But the acne only lasts for those 2 weeks of pct? Fuuuck not looking forward to this but it's gonna be what it's gonna be. Does it help to use something during pct like Nolvadex, or does that have no effect in acne.

>>36985380
I'm just on test e. I have a pimple on my face every week or ten days but I think I had about half that much before cycle.
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>>36985383
Coming off tren was horrible for acne. Being on it wasn't that bad lol.

>>36985395
It makes you stronger
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>>36985413
Me too, my family genetics are shit-tier regarding to acne. Everyone in my family has them. Thus if you're prone, you're litterly fucked in PCT. You can fix acne during cycle with an ai, diet etc. But during PCT.. due the hormone imbalance there will be no escape button.

I woudn't take accutane for minor acne btw. That shit is no joke. Just see how your body react to that shit and taper up or down when needed.

The red spots takes really long to clear, but i noticted that some lotions that kept my skin hydrated, speeded up the progress.

good luck

>>36985407
Genetics and GH probably. No it's the real deal no PS.

Google it; frank mcgrath jaw

>>36985429
>But the acne only lasts for those 2 weeks of pct?
who told you this joke? lmao

I'am not aware of any cure you can use during PCT, against acne. Maybe take accutane preventive? I dunno really. There is not much you can do. You can maybe use HCG/nolva and clomid during your pct and hope for the best. Or taper down your dose till you hit pct.

All things you can try, but i can't guarantee your safety

>>36985449
Yeah tren is the worst. I had the same with coming off mast, but that was also during PCT.
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>>36985449
>>36985525

Coming off Tren wasn't as bad for me. Coming off Deca and Dbol gave me crazy acne
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I feel so off today.

Dreamt about fucking one ex, then woke up missing another. I guess it's okay the one I miss is a booty call but she's such a bitch half the time. Told her I thought the plants she arranged for me were a nice gift and she replies with "well thanks". Fuck this whore. I feel like it's playing into her hands but I just want to tear her apart and teach her a lesson about being a cunt.
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>>36985449

What about tumbling?
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brehs is 250mg test with pct for 12 weeks as a first timer 21 yr old dyel a good idea?

as in getting big fast vs health risks?
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>>36985622

250mg on Monday and 250mg on thurs day so each week you total 500mg i'd say is better.
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>>36985584
"True love will never die" JM(2016)

Just ignore that bitch, she;s playing with your ass. They all wanna play that mind game.

Never let them control you, otherwise you will end up like a cuck like Jerry

>>36985622
No, you begin with 500mg

250mg is a TRT dose, used for cutting purposes to keep LBM

Come one breh, a little research won't hurt you.
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>>36985395
I don't know about skill-wise but cruising on, say, 200/150/300 test/deca/EQ would jack your recovery and endurance way up.
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>>36985622

If you're a DYEL I'd recommend getting some experience, good form, dedication under your belt. But if you must, test should be OK. I started earlier. But I was happy with my current height, had been lifting for years strictly.
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>>36985659

Also 500mg a week sounds better m8
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>>36985649

Thanks bro I will keep that in mind.
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whos joining the dnp train next week?
this will be your last chance to register*
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>>36985649

When people blast and cruise do they do it continually year round or do people blast>cruise>blast>cruise>blast>cruse>PCT to hop off the gear and let their body reboot?
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>>36985638
>>36985649
>>36985659
Ok then.

Let's say 500mg T / week with PCT 12 weeks. I know how to lift. Dyel right now.

What about the risks? And how thick will I get?

5'10 135-ish.
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>>36985616
You'll probably be more explosive (because it's strength related)
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>>36985694
Also would cruising for 6 months, come off for 6, and hoping back on next year a good idea?
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>>36985696

if you're dyel I wouldn't advise frauding yet. You want to make the most from your first cycle so that means having you training on point but more importantly nutrition. If you're dyel you either haven't put in the time to get those two down not to fuck it up or you're doing it wrong.

Before frauding you should have atleast done one or two bulk & cut cycles with decent results.

You cant eat like shit and expect great results with your first cycle.
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I got 90 pills of original super-drol.
Besides clomid and nova what should be run on cycle and during pct?
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>>36985746
test
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>>36985746

Test-E
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>>36985641
Yeah I need to. She's putty in my hands after being ignored for a week or so. I'm just not sure though. I want her but I want her only if she's gonna behave. Stupid fucking teenagers.

My boss just gave my an addy tho
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tfw turk exposes your dirty secrets to whatsapp

no one believe what he says when he comes back to fraud pls

kknp?
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>>36985833
I can't even imagine a dirty secret you'd have.
Cross dressing maybe?
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>>36985870
>Cross dressing maybe?
lolno
guess again
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>>36985888
will soon be in jail with chem
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>>36985888
Into pegging?
Closet brony?
Secretly two midgets in a Yolo suit?
Nice trips btw.
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>>36985888

Trannies...obviously
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>>36985676
Dude us that yours? Nasty
Mine got way more yellow on 1g ED but I never thought to take a pic
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>>36985978

You were spot on....can confirm from Turk. Trannies
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Increasing strength/power with minimal size gains?

My legs grow really fast and big legs do more harm than good for acrobatic shit
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>>36986098
Is that a dirty secret? Like half of fraud likes trannies. lol
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>>36986103
??????

Who you replying to?
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>>36986103
practice the movement nothing more than that. Highly androgenic compounds actually only make you stronger because of aggression
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>>36986098
>>36985888
Trannybrah, we can bond over shared love of feminine penis
Nohomo
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Running 325mg test cyp per week back-to-back dosage for five weeks.

How should I PCT?
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>>36986103
Don't train legs
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>>36986116

Sure mate
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>>36985955
no

>>36985961
>Closet brony?
getting closer

>>36985978
ew no

>>36986041
>Dude us that yours?
no lol
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>>36986135
By not doing a dumbass 5 week cycle
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Thoughts on adding winstrol to a tren cycle? Or is there a better anabolic compound thats more synergistic
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>>36986139
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>>36985743
This guy gets it

>>36985780
It's quite unpredictable as you describe it. If it's not worth it, i woudn't bother it imo.

But if you really want it, she will know it and still play with your ass.

It's a difficult decision, but i know for sure you will make the right decision m8.

>>36985833
You're actually into elderly woman and using pedophilia to confuse the people of fraud.

gotta confuse the people of pedophilia . right babe
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>>36986140
Otherkin? Furfag? Beastiality fetish?
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>>36986184
>gotta confuse the people of pedophilia . right babe
right

>>36986192
>Furfag
WINRAR
or thats what turk thinks.
ima just stop sharing pix of gf with him then,,
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>>36986192
sister fetish
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>>36986184
Why don't you b&c
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>>36986153
What are you recommending?

God can you people give some real advice for once you guys are always aggressive assholes and are always cunts and not the sick kind
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>>36986227
incestbrah pls
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>>36986228
scared
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>>36986165

have you run tren & test before?
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>>36986271
Hnnnnnng
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>>36986228
I'am looking into it.

Currently on cutting dose of test, Might add mast the next week.

I might cruise after that and do 1 blast, see how that goes. Really sick of feeling dyel all the time.
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>>36986227
Can't blame him
>>36986271
>tfw people remember me
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>>36986254

We will tell you a good cycle and give decent advice but if you obviously haven't done the fucking research to find out what that is you haven't learned enough.

When I first hopped on I was reading research study after research study.

Learning about PCT and when to use an AI is probably way more important than learning what cycle to run.
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>>36986294

You feel DYEL?

Are you fucking shitting me Mast...

Is this the same mast or some other mast.
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>>36986224
Do you have a fursona yet?
Yoyo (You only yiff once)?

>>36986294
What happened to calling the blast and cruise people retarded?
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>>36986302
you caused quite a stir way back when
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>>36986344
rofl.

nah, gf just sent me pics of her in a animal onsie
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>>36986346
>you caused quite a stir way back when
Dark days.
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>>36986346
Yeah people dislike incestuous jailb8 more than regular jailb8, who'd have thought kek.
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>>36986339
Acutally when i was dyel, i felt big. But the bigger i become the smaller i feel. Roids make it worse, maybe, dunno? Can it affect body dysmorphia?

>>36986344
The acne during PCT and dyel feels made me think about certain things.
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>>36986434

Mate you're far from DYEL but I think if people roid they already have a psychological issue/dysmorphia related to size unless they're competing in a sport and roid for performance.

Maybe it's coming off the gear...I always feel like shit when I do mentally and physically.

Great highs come with greater lows.
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>>36986514
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>>36985767
>>36985768
cant get test atm
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>>36986434
>But the bigger i become the smaller i feel.
I think that's just natural.
Bulk and feel like a disgusting fatty.
Cut and feel dyel as fuck.
It's the circle of life.
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>>36986539
>>36986514
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>>36986559
I follow that guy. nice gyno btw
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>>36986586
I think his gyno us aesthetic af
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>>36986540

Then don't run the cycle until you do because Test should be the base
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>>36986605
no it looks weird
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>>36986254
If you typed in "good first steroid cycle" on Google you would know that cycles typically last a few months and that pinning for 5 weeks is extremely wasteful and inefficient. Not to mention you're thinking about running test C (which is a long ester) at a low dosage. With your current plan I really don't think you'd see any noticeable gains. You'd also be wasting a lot of money on needles, PCT, the test itself, and AI's.
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oh my fucking god it's like somebody threw a switch, I'm so much happier and all is right with the world

had some carbs earlier, going to have some carbs later, and probably some more carbs after that

then I'm gonna do like 2 hours of cardio tomorrow to blow through any glycogen stores I've rebuilt, but holy shit it's completely worth it

>>36986103

train like a power or oly lifter?
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>>36986642
Do you brew?
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>>36986706

why officer, I have no idea what you could possibly mean
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>>36986497
Thanks. Yeah it certainly can, but i agree with >>36986558 also. It's a never ending cycle of either feeling fat or dyel. Kek

I'am cutting right now and therefore feeling dyel all the time. And when bulking i feel bloated brick mode. Sm. H

>>36986642
Carbs make you happy?
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>>36986742
I mean do you hand over money to the SST jew or spend 15 minutes mixing up that anabolic koolaid.
>the stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood
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>>36986254
every single fucking /fraud/ thread has the same beginner cycle repeated multiple times

you're not even trying. stop with the retarded snowflake first cycles and just follow what experienced people are telling you to do. if you aren't going to, at least do some research and try to learn what you're fucking with before posting your stupid cycle on here
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so here we are, drinking again

kek
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>>36986706
I brewed a few cappuccinos, lungos and lattes today :)
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>>36986752

after a week of sub-30g carbs a day? it's like fucking crack

>>36986801

all about the grape drink, baby
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>>36986852
I thought you were the pretty face they use to represent the company, why you making coffees? Also I'm a qualified barrista and that's probably my favorite thing I've done so far
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>>36986870
>why you making coffees?
if people are interested I get to make them some.
literally just put a pod in a machine and press a button lol.
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So I have a checkup with my HRT doc to see how my body is responding to the 150mg test cyp a week. I forgot the appointment was coming up.

I've been in tren ace 350mg a week, but I dropped it a few days ago. My check up and bloods will be in 3 weeks. Is that enough time for the tren to not skew my results?
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>>36986926
what the fuck are you doing
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>>36986943
i lel'd
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>>36986943
Steroids
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>>36986966
alcoholic pls
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Will it be worth me roiding soon?

Started lifting at 17, weighed about 70kg (5'11" king of manlets then and now) now am 100kg(22 yo). Lifts went from: 70kg squat 5x5 to 190kgx1, 50kg 5x5 bench to 110kg, 20kg The Press 5x5 to 72kg 6x3, 70kg 1x5 diddly to 215kgx1.

Am not lean right now and have
Just started cutting (100kg down from 107kg) . I wasn't lean when i weighed 70kg when i was 17, more like skinnyfat. Yes i know my results are shit for length of time lifting but i trained stupid and inconsistent at start, bad form not eating sleeping right etc. Stopping gym for 6 months at time etc etc.

Plan is to cut until 85 to 90kg then lean bulk if I looked lean. Would it be worth roiding or should I wait a few more years?
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>>36986925
Cruisy af, I'm jelly
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>>36987011
its a p nice weekend gig, especially for a student
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>>36987010
if you think you now have your diet and lifting etiquette in shape, yes. you don't really need much else, and that much is just so you don't waste money.

you should be lean to start though, unless you want to go to gyno city. cut down to at least 10% bf.
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>>36986966
get on the IRC, cunttmuffin
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>>36987009
kek i'm trying this 7 years rum, i'm gonna get drunk as shit lol
>>36987064
what why wait a sec
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>>36987074
>what why wait a sec
no rush
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>>36987064
Nobody goes on the IRC mong
This isn't 2003
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>>36987085
Which is exactly why I'm telling him to come for a moment
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>>36987096
Just post it here
Regake us with the story of you losing your virginity
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>>36987112
Regale
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>>36987112
>>36987129
he's that guy from irc who's been trying to get invited to the whatsapp group for the past 6 threads

obviously
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>oldfags gonna old
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>>36987164
Old fart.
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>>36987151
Ah. That's kinda sad.
Thought it was common knowledge WhatsApp is for trip circlejerking only.
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>>36987176
he's an oldfag tho

the group is pretty cool desu
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tfw og whatsapp member
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>plank

Feel it most in delts.

Fuck you abz
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>>36987235
I know it is, I'm just jealous :'(
The blog posting is why I come to fraud but it's so infrequent now
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>>36987280
JM died, that's why
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>>36987151
only 3 threads :^)

>>36987176
>trip circlejerking only
I've been around since forever and I have even used burner trips a few times (nothing that anyone would recognize or remember though) but I can use a permanent one if that's your thing I guess. I just don't want to lose all contact with my fellow roiders if IRC crashes permanently. Using the thread just isn't the same anymore.
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>>36987286
No JM was always shit. Always the same thing day in day out.
Fraud died with WhatsApp, though you can't really blame them
Fraud was fucking cancer at that point
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>>36987305
MotherGoose?
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Bros 300mg Tren a/week or 525mg? Where should I start
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>>36987280
good ol' days seem gone kek i've been mostly off here for pretty long time now since i joined army and shit but i might frequent more now
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Where the hell do I find sources? People tell me Naps Gear and Alinshop are shit.

I ordered clen from Naps and it was fine though.
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>>36987280
I could have tried to fuck analgirl last night

was too tired and sick to go out tho.

she even ended up at my bros place with another girl, he didnt even try anything with her tho - cuz bro.

I need to see her again.
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>>36987343
drop your email, and I'll send you a funny picture :)
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>>36987355
[email protected]
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>>36987374
cool.
I sent it to the guy that produces funny pictures.
he'll hit you up in a day or two.
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>>36987322
Nope.
CHOCO!TACO was the last I used back when Fatlifts and Batlord still had a feud. Fatlifts used to think OralTren and I were the same person.
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>>36987391
>produces funny pictures.
Thanks man!
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>>36987407
he'll be able to sort you out
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>>36987396
FL thought everyone was OT
There's a collage of all his OT accusations floating around somewhere
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>>36986858
>after a week of sub-30g carbs a day? it's like fucking crack
i feel you man. I have my carb day on sunday.

It's literally heaven.

how does it treat you btw? The first weeks are quite shitty imo, but after that i always feel normal again.

>>36987308
the good old .. boss life, balding, black trannies, money, dent days

sm.h
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>>36987346
What ever happened to preggogirl?
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>>36987396
Chaco taco master race
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>>36987441
Ayyy you un-dyel yourself yet?
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>>36987439
she had her baby :)
she keeps posting pics of it on fb lol.

we're not seeing each other anymore, she's too much drama for what you get in return.
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>>36987439
>>36987460
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>>36987460
Is it cute? You should fuck her one last time while the baby watches
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>>36987427
In his defense he wasn't the only one who thought I was OralTren. A lot of people accused me of being OT so I just kind of rolled with it.

>>36987441
Daaamn if it isn't Slut himself. I would have never joined to the IRC if not for this man.
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>>36987502
>Is it cute?
meh

>You should fuck her one last time while the baby watches
tempting, but then I'll be stuck with her again
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>>36987455
He got back in shape real fast.
>>36987502
lol
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>>36987517
>but then I'll be stuck with her again
Why couldn't you hit it and quit it?
jelly by the way fucking a prego chick is on my bucket list.
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>>36987542
>Why couldn't you hit it and quit it?
cuz she's dependant af

>jelly by the way fucking a prego chick is on my bucket list.
never even p in v'd her :c
only other stuff
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Boss hit me with an addy. Not feeling feely.

I looked dope the other day, feeling watery past few days though. Bac to hard cutting.
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>>36987051

Thanks for response bro. Will buy calipers and once below 9% will maybe hop on just test for a cycle and see how I do. A mate is thinking of doing test for first time once he has cut enough so will get from him.

How crazy can I expect strength and aesthetic gains to be on an 8 week test cycle? Wanna be big and lean but don't wanna have to blast and cruise or do loads of cycles...
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>>36987561
>never even p in v'd her :c
Dam it Yolo, what's the point of keeping you around if I can't live out my bucket list vicariously through you.
>>36987571
Merlin
>>36987600
>8 week test cycle?
I'd probably shoot for 12weeks. By the end you're probably going to wish you'd done 16.
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>>36987571
This was taken at work fasted no pump but it's watery as fuck and I hate it. I cropped my legs tho but they look pretty swole since I started squatting eod.
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>>36987431

this is end of week 1, the deficit from psmf with 600mg dnp is fucking bonkers

did the same shit last sunday to kickstart it that I'm gonna do tomorrow, zero carbs plus 1-2 liss sessions to hit ~2hrs total, that plus the dnp will completely wipe out glycogen stores and make the transition back into it much easier

>>36987641

iktf

I've stopped looking in the mirror outside of the post-shower check to make sure my hair doesn't look fucked, just biding my time until I'm off dnp and the water weight drop + glycogen rebound makes me look 10x better
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>natty
>5'7
>170lbs
>look swole
>planning my first cycle

feels glorious man, probably the only perk of being a manlet is you can look big by normie standards naturally

and im about to shit all over that, cant wait
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>>36987733
that is like the /nattylimit/ if you are LEAN, post pic pls
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>>36987733
you're more than likely a fat fuck bro.
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>>36987626
I made a 15yo (now gf elohel) squirt (or piss?) all over my dick / leg.

was that on the list?
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>>36987762
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36987762
Yolo stahp u r turn me on
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>>36987772
>>36987784
>o-ouch
what?
>yolo it hurts
,,, want me to stop?
>n-no
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>>36987733
Nice. Time to see if you can get as wide as you are tall.
>>36987762
Naw.
So far the list is:
Fuck a pregnant Chick
Have a threesome with sisters/twins.
Win a competitive eating contest.
Bench twice my body weight.
Get a dog.
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>>36987719
>the dnp will completely wipe out glycogen stores
You must be flat as fuck especially with zero carbs.

Like bostin loyd did, he litterly looked like a natty again. That shit was scary

That will fuck with your mind.

good luck breh
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If I pump myself full of enough androgens can I pull 3 day no sleep meth binges and still recover? Provided enough protein and calories of course
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>>36987809
>Get a dog.
I use to have a dogbro,,, but then she got poisoned.
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>>36987850
No.
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>>36987850
Ask chem, the next time he's got visiting hours.

>>36987859
>then she got poisoned.
Damn. That's rough.
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>>36987868
On test already, have a binge like once a month or and manage to not get too fucked up from it. I just wanna be a super soldier desu
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>>36987887
>Damn. That's rough.
yea

we stayed on a farm atm, and she found a stick they used to mix poison with,,, was a sad day.
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>>36987809
>So far the list is:
>Fuck a pregnant Chick
>Have a threesome with sisters/twins.
>Win a competitive eating contest.
>Bench twice my body weight.
>Get a dog.

#2 is the holy grail, #4 is like three months away from happening, and #5 might be sooner than that

>>36987811

had one douchebag try to say something about coming off of steroids and deflating, was just like k hit me up middle of next month you fucking welch's bitch

I just accept that I'm going to look like flat, bloated shit for a couple weeks then metaphorically pop out of a cocoon looking twice as big and lean
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>>36987922

oh fuck you unicode

I think you can fill in the gaps and figure out where I was going with that before this bullshit ate my neat little checkmarks
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>>36987922
>#2 is the holy grail, #4 is like three months away from happening, and #5 might be sooner than that
Nice. What's your bench at now?
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>mfw jeniffer's body on tv
>mfw megan fox
>mfw drunk
>mfw life is weird af
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>>36987978
>mfw thinkin bout you drinkin
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>>36987978
It's the toethumbs.
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>>36987626

How much gains could I expect to keep coming off a 12 week test cycle? Would it be hard to restart endogenous T production with sensible PCT?

Appreciate the advice, gonna buy a book on anabolics and study like fuck while i am cutting.
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>>36987922
Kek, that feel

>I just accept that I'm going to look like flat, bloated shit for a couple weeks then metaphorically pop out of a cocoon looking twice as big and lean
I know right.

We're gonna look like pretty butterflies when we pop out.

>>36987978
Are you an emotional drinker?
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>>36987989
>>36987994
she's so hot man what the fuck
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>>36987943

~400

had an easy double and just missed the triple at 365 last month but I was on 400mg dnp with a 500cal deficit

plus I fucked up my pre-workout meal timing so I felt like I was going to vomit every time I went heavy during that session, add in apocalyptic hamstring and unilateral back cramps from my lats to my ass, it was a complete shitshow and I'm still amazed I managed to somwhat push through it

same week I cranked out my most recent 605 deadlift pr with better speed off the floor and hip positioning, while my hip flexor was still fucked up sooooo...

magic?

>>36988024

had some errands to run, coffee place was dead when I got there so I spent a little time flirting with two of the chicks there that dig me, had the urge the entire time to be like STOP LOOKING AT ME I'M FAT AND SMALL RIGHT NOW OK?!
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>>36988024
>Are you an emotional drinker?
wuts that
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>>36988033
Yeh but the toes on her thumbs.
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>>36988123
who cares i wanna lick her butthole (*)
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>>36988084
It's creeping on you already. Watch out breh, it's a cruel thing

I have the same feelings s.mh


>>36988087
Drinking because you feel emotional about stuff.

Or is it just out of boredom. I'am happy i did cold turkey on that crap
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>>36988144
oh no i just drink cos i like it

i like decadence

im just sitting here drunk
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>>36988144

s'all good, only like another week then however long it takes the slants to get me my shit
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>>36988200
2 inches off that mop and she could have real curb appeal from the scalp up.
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>>36988155
>>36988200
It's all cool brehs, all cool
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>>36988200
I love your not so subtle racism
It sounds edgy coming from anyone else but you make it very casual
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10th day on 100mg tren/day and I feel really really great. Like something great is about to happen in my life. I really wish it continues this way, literally I can't remember the last time I was feeling so euphoric and optimistic.

Also Rest In Peace grandpa.
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whatsup guys, about time i have a weekend to myself. My wifes at work tonight, and im just gonna be sitting around relaxing for once in my life.

Lets chat. Get at me.
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>>36988367
Boobs or butts?

Are tranny fuckers gay?

Will bimbos nipple rings give him an edge in g4p?
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>>36988367
Sup
>>36988397
Yea
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People who have experience cycling, if you were to do your first cycle again, what would you do?
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>>36988397
butts,
tranny fuckers are a weird kind of medium. Dont want people to know theyre gay so they fuck girlish looking fem boys, but at the same time like to have a dick whack their legs when theyre in pound town.

bimbos nipples rings will give him an edge
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>>36988420
Tren Ace, test prop, primo, Masterone, winstrol, HGH, slin.

aka this was my first cycle.
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>>36988420
3gram TREN-A ED

YO
LO
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>>36988437
How long it takes for you to feel the tren a kick in?
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>>36988467
A week
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>>36988437
Woah, that sounds like a pretty brutal first cycle to go for.

Next thing you'll be getting both your nipples pierced.
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>>36988435
Feminine qualities are feminine qualities dogger
>feminine penis
Weird play tho
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>>36988397

I gave in and trimmed my front down to a #3 (#2 is mia, need to order another)

doesn't look too bad, def makes the pec separation stand out more

#2 is the absolute lowest I'm ever going though, no way in fuck I'm ever shaving

>>36988419

reminds me to order some tanks

someone give me some good places, talking no turbodouche designs or nipple stringer bullshit but actual tank tops

I mean bimbo here can get away with wearing that shit because he's upside down triangle man, lean as hell, and probably starts every conversation with "fe fi fo fum"

>>36988437

I always forget about the bugfuck crazy first cycle you did
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>>36988467
tren ace about 5-11 days, depending.

>>36988481
it wasa brutal first cycle, but look at my results.

>>36988520
Never forget...

Love it though, boy did i feel ontop of the world.
I left out IGF-1 in that mix, forgot i had been getting it at the time. after that cycle i lost my hookup for legit IGF.
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So I have to pin a day early before vacation and then a day late when I get back.

How fucked are my levels gonna be? Should I pin a little more than usual before I leave
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>>36985218
FAGS
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>>36988535
Look at that poor bastard on the left, so unhappy.

Looks like someone beat him up, stole his belt and his girl.

Makes me want to cri
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>>36988482
They're clinging to one a word to make a feeble attempt at not sounding homo.

>Mossad sucked feminine cock
>mossad sucked cock

It's an adjective that changes everything about the act in these peoples minds.

Homos don't throw around these fruity adjectives because they have come to terms with sucking dick.

>>36988520
Mah nigga. Been using #1 mostly on chest stomach and legs. I loved it most on legs no homo. Quads and calves really started to show more definition.

At the end of a cut give a 1 a try for shits n giggles. If you dont catch yourself mirin I'd be surprised.
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>>36988535
I am 10 days in and my libido is very high, strength hasn't go down at all even if I am on a very low kcal diet, I am more vascular and I am going out of breath very fast, but no night sweats, and no trensomnia. Is that normal?
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B R E H S
R
E
H
S
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>>36988520
I do okay
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>>36988562
dude, i was a shithead back then.
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>tfw drunk to the point want drugs so bad
>tfw no drugs in sight
life is suffering
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>>36988535

if I really had my way (no worry about money/availability) this blast would be completely different

instead of 700 vet tren/600-800 mast e/900 trest deca/20-30 sd, I'd swap the trest for dhb and add 1g pharma test with 6+ iu gh, maybe some slin and igf-1

either way I'm going to look like the red hulk, but there'd definitely be a difference between the two

>>36988566

I might try a #1 for lower body, that's what I manscape with besides clean-shaving the meat and two veg

>Quads and calves really started to show more definition.

I don't know if I would survive the flood from all the honeys mirin my calves, already got clear separation just standing around with these turkey drumsticks unflexed

>>36988639

I SEE THOSE GLASSES

NNNEEEEERRRDD
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>>36988674
Damn dude. How's the loose ears now?
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>>36988679
>tfw 120 etiz, 5g 4-fa, 5g hex-en in the mail
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>>36988693
They got sewn up after one ripped in half. you can see the ripped lobed in this photo.
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/fit/ im scared of needles and i hate this shit, i just pinned a vessel a little bit ago

can i fucking dump the test inside my asshole and absorb it or some shit? pls help
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>>36988703
im ordering 5 grams of molly soon cant wait
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>>36986926
>So I have a checkup with my HRT doc to see how my body is responding to the 150mg test cyp a week. I forgot the appointment was coming up.
>I've been in tren ace 350mg a week, but I dropped it a few days ago. My check up and bloods will be in 3 weeks. Is that enough time for the tren to not skew my results?

Bump on this
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>>36988712
I love Molly but hate how infrequently you can use it
Went through a heavy period of use and by the end it was just speedy feeling and a little bit happier
Had to take 10 months off and load up on nootropics to get it to work again
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>>36988680
Fuck your calves!!!!!

Anybody got extra synthol lying around?
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>>36988680
Yeah always crooked too 6 years old seen some shit
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>>36988704
I used to have a bridge and septum too, as well as eyebrow. Glad that shit healed but now I'm stuck with a dick tattoo.
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>>36988751
Tren shows as e2 on ecla tests?
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>>36988751

probably be good

lh/fsh levels would be borked anyway, only thing that might've been different would be e2 and only if it's using the roche eclia test, but 3+ weeks should be enough to completely clear it anyway

>>36988786

they've shrunk like 3-4 inches from not running and rucking constantly plus being less fat

I seriously couldn't get my trouser bottoms down over them after pulling them up to fix my socks and boots

this nigger >>36988704 should be able to understand just how fucked it was if I had to cut slits in the things just to get dressed

>>36988796

custom wavefront prk is relatively high on the list of big ticket shit I'm going to spend money on
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>>36988811
Lol a tattoo on your dick or a tattoo of a dick?
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>>36988823
>>36988830
Thank y'all.
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>>36988830
I have insurance I'm just too lazy to get a checkup and new script I want contacts but I think the glasses are disarming when you're confronted with a 6'4 ripped monster
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>>36988833
The first one
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>>36988830
>they've shrunk like 3-4 inches


>>36988852
Did you at least get something funny?
>>
How the fuck do I get rid of stretchmarks besides laser surgery? Can't afford it right now. Do those derma roller things work?
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>>36988865
No it's like some shitty mutant tribal cringe shit
Was gonna an hero
Now trying to find someone who does laser removal on gentitals
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>>36988841

half the trouble for me is finding frames that make my fat fucking head look good

def feel you on the disarming thing though, but being able to wear sunglasses beats out not looking like a scary motherfucker by a decent bit

>>36988865

I love trolling people that ask me advice on how to get their calves to grow
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>>36988884
What drugs were you on when you thought this was a good idea?
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>>36988870
Time and vitamin e oil. My fatty teen stretchmarks are almost invisible after 4 years
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>>36988892
Various psychedelics, benzos, opiates.
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>>36988893
Yeah I'm 19 and I got mine like literally 5 years ago at least, and they used to be red, now they're just silvery. They are still pretty visible though.

Do derma rollers work?
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>>36988757
i have been off a lot like 9-10 months also so this gon be good
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>>36988884
Smh. I could understand tatting your willy for a laugh. But a tribal? Shiiiit. I don't even have to bust your balls on that.

>>36988889
>how do you grow calves
>reincarnate as a steer
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>>36988913
No idea, theyre cheap so its worth a try
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>>36988547
pls
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anyone here get on gear because they actually struggled making gains natty/decided to self medicate low test?

All the people I've trained with have surpassed me, despite that they eat whatever they want and drink every weekend. I just can't seem to recover, no matter what I do, and I often regress instead of progress. Like I can do my 3x5 sets all good and come in and struggle to even do 1x4 next session, with the same weight (sleep and diet in check).
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>>36988944
>how do you grow your calves
>reincarnate as someone with good calves

Both of these are literally the only ways.
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>>36988999
Yes. I could never figure out wtf was wrong with me. My diet was good, my routines were the same as others, I was getting stronger, but I never grew any mass.

Jumped on and I'm still barely above otter but people actually notice I lift now.
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>>36988999
Are you trying to ethically justify going on juice? Who cares bro, if you want to do so-do it. Roided since the very begginning here. No regrets, I should have done it younger.
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>>36989008
Nope. My calves grew like weeds on 1g tren just from walking around.
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>>36985218

How long does it take for Femara (Letrozole) to kick in and start taking affect?
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>>36988999
Mirin trips
Do whatever you want
Stop acting like you have to justify roid use to a bunch of roiders
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>>36989043
12 hours. Nobody knows.
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>>36988966

(pin a) + (pin b) = (pin a+b) / (7, assuming twice a week pins) = (ed pin amount)

(ed pin amount) * 2 (day early + day late) = (2 * ed pin)

(pin a) + (2 * ed pin) = (new pin a), corollary would be (pin b) - (2 * ed pin) = (new pin b)

FUCKING MATH, HOW DOES IT WORK

it's not going to be perfect but it's the best solution you have

>>36988999
>>36989022

lifting, programming, diet, rest

one of them is fucked up

>>36989036

I naturally walk more forefoot than mid or heel, that + amazing calf insertions is what makes the magic happen
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>>36989062

Is .025mg enough to get E2 at 390+ng/dL at good level without fucking myself?
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>>36989068
I dropped out of school in grade 9 and even I can do that math.
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>>36989068
Was actually recovering from a broken ankle when I started the 1g blast so I had one severely atrophied calf, that one obviously responded much better to the stimulus of walking around and got significantly bigger than the uninjured one. Had to play catch up and add in some direct calf work for the lagging one.
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>>36989068
>>36989084
I was wondering more if it was worth it to adjust my pin amounts or to just pin as usual and hope for the best. I get the math, thanks.
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>>36989068
Is there an uncensored version of that photo?
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>>36989124
Isn't it pretty simple logic to pin more if you can't pin for a while?
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>>36989127
Image search
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>>36989036
That was my program when I took pic.

Lots of tren and walking
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I literally can't get over her brehs. We've been hanging a lot lately too but told me yesterday she doesn't love me, doesn't want to give me a chance and blocked me today. I don't know what to do. This shit is fucking with my mind. How do I kill feelings for her? 1 mg of adex ed?
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Fuckbuddy is having me send her nudes while she chills in the airport with her guy friend. She's being obvious making sure he sees.
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>>36989161
kill yourself
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>>36989075

how about you use asin instead of being retarded

>>36989133

well to be fair that only works with longer esters, if you're using anything lighter than cyp/enanthate/etc you're kinda fucked because the fluctuation if you try to pin more to compensate are going to be massive

>>36989127
>>36989144

it feels like defacing a timeless classic in the middle of the louvre when I post the censored ones

>>36989161

stop putting the pussy on a pedestal?
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>>36988999
iktfb, and I do actually have low test. Just haven't gotten to a doctor about it yet.
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>>36989174

Ok but how?

Oh and side question, how do I hide roids on a piss test? I was gonna try and get back into boxing to get over her but I would want to compete and they test to fight even at amateur level. I would assume I could just come cycle a few weeks before testing but is there anything else? Especially since it is getting stricter. Better yet could a trt 200mg dose of just test be low enough to avoid detection?
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>>36989222
me neither, gonna get it tested in july when I get home from uni. So fucking frustrating regressing in strength, getting fatter all the while friends are getting bigger while partying...

and then some girl asks "oh, you're gonna start training with[friends], real nice of them TO TEACH YOU"

fucking kill me
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>>36989161
Oh sounds like my ex. Just text her saying you're going to facefuck her. Works for me.
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>>36989267

Can't, blocked breh
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>>36989161
>How do I kill feelings for her?
Stop being a little bitch.

As brick said you're putting pussy on the pedestal. Imagine this girl taking a nasty shit or getting destroyed by a bbc. If you still have feelings you got some real problems.
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>>36989277
Then tough tiddies fuck off about it shouldn't let negative people bring you down. She doesn't want you an how you feel about that won't change anything why put effort into someone who clearly has distaste for you? Find someone to worship you
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>>36989161
Just remember what Alfie said

Behind every beautiful woman is a guy who's sick of shagging her.

They're nothing special. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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>>36989253
That's rough
>>
Damn my fuckbuddy is such a good girl. Shouldn't have wasted time on my ex.
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>>36989457

>shouldn't have wasted time on ex

Teach me senpai
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what happens if u snort an analgesic? kek
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>>36989339
>They're nothing special. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Some are definitely above others though. But this is right, I tend to sperg out a bit when I care. While if I keep that bit under control, well...

They're just people. Don't be careful. Don't go too far out of your way. I've been tiptoeing out of fear of hurting current girl I'm dating. Or scaring her off.

Done with that, I would not care and just throw my exgf over my shoulder or scare her a bit or do shit that embarrassed her plenty. The worst I got from doing that was a slap in my face or an accidental critical hit in my balls.

They like it, they won't break if you are sorta rough. Be like you are with your friends but make it more physical.

If my 5'8, 110lbs ex didn't break from me being rough I hardly think others will.

Tl;dr, stop being a pussy and just have fun.
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>>36989561

Moar pls.

What particular analgesic?
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>>36989579
metamizol magnesium
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>>36989561
Opioids work, generally less effective than oral or plugging.
Benzos are fucking stupid to snort they aren't absorbed by mucous membranes so you have to wait for it to drain down your throat and get absorbed by your stomach.
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>talking to girls
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>>36989622
That was actually a really good show
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>>36989507
Nothing to it. Just realize that there are women wanting to milk your cock everywhere. Or at least there are women wanting to milk my cock everywhere.
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>>36989596

Sorry, dunno.

Would try it for giggles if it were available here.
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>>36989622
>not brutalizing Fujiko
Okay I lied I have a waifu
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>>36989692
Lupin was awesome

The recent series was pretty good too

>>36989753
fujiko ruins every episode shes in
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>>36989783
Because lupin has the balls to take whatever he wants except fujiko
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>>36985218

my left tricep is half an inch bigger than my right. pls halp
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>>36989800
because fujikos a self serving bitch

I mean goemon peaces out sometimes but hes still a bro
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>>36989803

Do a cycle of dumb bell only tricep exercises. Anything that is a push Dumb bells. Will help bring it up.
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>>36989803
Unilateral exercises, only do as many sets as the weaker side can handle. How is this difficult?
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>>36989845
Because lupin doesn't brutalize her
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>>36989870
he should shoot her
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>>36989924
Lmao
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>>36989712

There are. In fact it's part of the problem, my now ex seemed to always think I would cheat and couldn't get over the fact I had talked to a previous gf (should have banged prev gf, smdh)
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>>36989849
Anyone that needs lifting 101 advice shouldn't be in here or on gear 2bh

>a lot of people come here because it's comfy as fuck so I guess maybe it's ok
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>>36989569
>Some are definitely above others thoug

yeah people have to stop confusing what people mean with do not put pussy on pedestal. it means cut your losses short, its not really true.
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>>36990012
Yeah I had the same issue. Is your ex young?
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>>36990035

Yep 22
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>>36990122
Yeah I feel it fuck it just stupid insecure little girl go make $ lift hard forget about it
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>>36990210
You been drinking tonight bro?
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Almost broke up with my gf of 2.5 years over a slow text response. Its a bit more complex than that but thats what it boils down to. Wew tren.
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>>36990210

It's hard breh. As I said earlier though I want to get back into boxing to get over her but I don't know how to pass a piss test. It's not something I ever researched. Any advice?
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>>36990250
Pick a sport that isn't controlled by jealous natty Nazis
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i paid $110 a vial for 3x vials Watson 200mg/ml test cyp 10 ml vials from western canada source. dude shipped it in a cold pack overnight for $35 and gave me a blister pack of 10mg x 20 pharma anavar. just pinned the test in my quad with no pain, smooth as silk through a 28g pin. never taken var before, i only have 200mg total. thats like 4 days worth lol??
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>>36990300
Pharma var is effective at as little as 10mg/day
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>>36990300
Why in the blue fuck would either you or the source find cold pack shipping necessary for either testosterone or anavar? With that big of an oversight I'd be concerned about it being fake.
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>>36990300
>lol??

You must be over 18 to post m8
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>>36990263

>not fighting a guy for fun
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>>36990250
Amateur boxing doesnt test nerd
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boxing is gay

you fight for both the belt and the purse
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>>36990453
Jerry pls.

Don't make me dempsey roll you.
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>>36989849
some spaz told me to do pushdowns with both hands until my right tri catches up lmao.
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>>36990426
>giving up roids so you can do one of 20+ sports where you flail your appendages at other gay men
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>>36990441

Yes it does

>>36990453

Kek

You also fight for adoration of millions and millions of dollars

Well hundreds at beginner level
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>>36990218
Nah I'm at work: cruising addy all day tho
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>>36990477
.. No it doesn't. Between everyone in my gym we've had dozens of fights and not a single drug test for any of us.
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>>36990473
nah boxings fine

but I love that joke
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>>36990506

Maybe not on a local level but in competitions there are at least urine tests
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>>36990490
Mirin. Addy is goat for getting shit done
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>>36990531
All sanctioned amateur matches are competitions. We've all competed at least at state level and, again, no tests. Technically they can but they very rarely do unless you give them a reason to
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>>36990551
I should also mention this is in the US. Thinks might be different elsewhere
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>>36990346
cuz i was asking about his cold pack for sending peptides and gh in the summer and wondering if it would stay cold the whole way here across country and dude said he would just send it anyways so i can see... good customer service . the watson cyp is as legit as it can be. it comes with the box and leaflet and you can see where they scratched off the pharmacy sticker
with the prescribing info on it.


>>36990324
dope, ive never run var before and will pop one as a pre workout

>>36990350
im 30 years old bro
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>>36990566
how do you get into boxing actually

whats a good way to find a gym
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>>36990640
Look for the twinkiest guy in your gym and ask where he trains
Twinkiest guy beside you I mean
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>>36990551
>>36990566

Well uk here. I know small local bouts aren't tested but competitions e.g national championships is tested
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>>36990656
>he doesnt have a homegym
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>>36990640
I googled around, didn't find anything except MMA. So i went around to all the MMA gyms i found and asked about boxing till i got a number. Most fighting communities are pretty close so you should be able to find something by asking around
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>>36990764
cheers, thanks m8
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>>36988786
this is the most i've seen of coach.
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Lean bulking, test only for now and starting var around week 6.

75mg ED for 7 weeks, or 100mg ED for 5 weeks?
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>>36990988
75 for 7, personally I find over 50 to give diminishing returns for me.

Unrelated, time to try and get laid tonight. Girlfriend isn't home and I'm bored as fuck and hitting my test peak.
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>>36990988
Just run 50
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>fasted
>chug 600mg of DNP
I have a can of tuna left, maybe I should eat it instead of hugging the toilette for the rest of the night.
>>
So I fucking skewered my hand with a 20g needle
There was a steady stream of blood pissing down my hand
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>>36991187
bro fucking hivemind in this bitch, i just downed 750mg dnp

let's fucking go
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>>36991200
GOML 1.2g or nothing
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>>36991200
>750
600 is already hell for me. I don't want to know what it is going beyond that threshold, honestly.

I already downed that tuna can btw. Hopefully it is enough for me to not puke all over the place.
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Currently on 750mg/week of test E. And about to add Tren in a week. How much aromasin per day do you think I should do? Or EOD or e3d.

I don't wanna be bloat face but I don't wanna ruin my gains with killing all my estro
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>>36991238

I'm topping that with 1g.

Fucking normies...
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>>36991257
I dose 1mg asin ED.

I literally don't need an AI on 750 test at all, guess I'm lucky. I just take it to keep bloat minimal.

I would say start with E3D
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>>36991200
Ew. I ran that ED for almost 6 weeks but never took it all at once. Your poor guts.
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>>36991258
Fatlifts, why are you using notop's name?
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Clen vs DNP vs ECA stack?

inb4
>all 3
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>>36991196
How does that happen. Missed the draw?
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>>36991238
one time I frontloaded 1.25g on an EMPTY STOMACH, I couldn't move for over 24 hours because I would vomit.

even the slightest movement or rotation of my stomach would instantly make me vomit.

I think I must have vomitted at least 200 times that night.
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>>36991283
DNP and ec
Fuck clen
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>>36991298
I'm glad you're alive but that's some darwin award shit, man.
>>
Talking about DNP. What happens if you mix DNP with Cocacola? Does it make some kind of mentos reaction or what? I'm drinking a lot of Cocacola zero lately because it makes me feel full and I didn't think about what problems mixing both things could bring to the table.

>cocacolas being shown in the captcha
Stop spying my posts, Google.
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>>36991283
eca stack is useful with dnp

depending on your dose you can increase your TDEE by 55-110% with DNP(55%-80% is relatively safe, over that you might die)

ECA will increase it 3% or so, clen 10%

they're worthless compared to dnp.

ECA stack suppresses appetite which makes it useful running with DNP though
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>>36991314
What? No. Why would that happen. Don't mix DNP with booze, that's about it.
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>>36991313
1.25g front load is only the peak concentration of ~400mg ED, hardly retarded.
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>>36991326
Don't know man, just wondering.
I've never drank booze while on DNP, not a single drop, but the truth is that I don't really know why you shouldn't drink while on DNP. What's the possible outcome of mixing both alcohol and DNP?
>>
>>36991349
I've seen it plenty. You just get drunk.
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>>36991349
afaik the issue is that dehydrates you heavily, which combined with dnp is a very bad thing

supposedly it's okay if you drink a lot of water
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>>36991272

Gotcha, on my last cycle I think I just bloated up because of DBol
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>>36991349
DNP and alcohol both dehydrate you. Dehydration and overheating are the biggest immediate risks of DNP intoxication. You'll probably be fine but it's not really worth it. That, and if you're on DNP, you're cutting and you shouldn't be fat-fucking yourself up with booze anyhow.
>>
>>36991326

Yeah.. No.

The booze thing is mostly for dehydration. Just chug nosugar sports drinks as well.
>>
>>36991359
>>36991371
Meh. Not worth the risk then.
>>
>>36991385
Thank you for restating my point.
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>>36991371

>fatness
>0 sugar carbonated water, lemon flavor syrup, 20%+ appleflavoured spirit.

Mix 2/3 carbonated water, 1/3 booze. Add lemon/citrusy shit for flavor.

Only 6% alcohol and 15g sugar for about a full liter for me.
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>>36991406
Not bad. How many calories out of your 1200-1500 for the day does that consume?
>>
>>36991403

Hadn't noticed other replies.

I carry 18 0.5L bottles of 0 sugar sports shit with minerals and such in my car when on dnp.

They were all gone after drugnight last Wednesday. Fairly popular amongst... Everyone.
>>
>>36991422

Oh I'm likely on mdma when drinking over a liter. And only 60-70kcal. And taking drugs suppresses appetite for over a day.
>>
>>36991437
do you think FL will be able to lose his vcard before he reaches wizard mode?
>>
>>36991447

Didn't he get some fake virgin wapanese grill to turn into his ideal fantasy 2d woman for money?
>>
How do you roid on TRT?

Just up the weekly T does with some Arimidex for 12 weeks and skip any kind of PCT?
>>
>>36991445
I personally wouldn't risk dnp and mdma, as much as I love the later. So fucking glad I'm done cutting. Sounds like you're trying to be safe, good.
>>
>>36991460

Well, yeah.

Or you add other compounds with trt as a base.
>>
>>36991413
>>36991447
doubles for FL will remain a virgin forever
>>
>>36991460
Sounds about right to me.
>>
>>36991462

To be fair, the weather just dropped about 15 degrees in 3 days. Overheating isn't much of an issue.

Also, I prefer 2cb.
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>>36991469
dubs and FL loses his virginity at the bar hes no doubt at right now
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>>36991356

makes hangovers like twice as bad too

also holy fuck if you think the heat flush from an energy drink or candy bar is bad, alcohol is so much worse

>>36991437

feel so much better when I'm drinking 2 20oz zero cal gatorades a day, fill a shaker to the brim with ice and gradually pour the rest of the bottle in as I drink

>>36991462
>>36991483

let's be honest, you're not exactly the best person with evaluating risk with retard to your health
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>>36991503
Who would be? I've done my research. We're all making calculated risks here.
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>>36991503

>let's be honest, you're not exactly the best person with evaluating risk with retard to your health

ahaha, how the fuck did that come out as retard

TOTALLY NOT A FREUDIAN SLIP, NOTOP
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I took some cialis for that dick an bp gains. Now I can't use my nose. It's.fucking shut can only breath throw my mouth. How the fuck can I get rid.of those.side.effects?
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>>36991492
Doubtful tonight, unless some drunk chick digs the fat authority figure.

>this guy slaps your ass and asks for your ID, what do you do
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>>36991349
i had like 30 shots and some other random shit on DNP (don't remember i had too much) and i was fine the next day
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>>36991297
Was brewing
Went to pull the big ass syringe out of the caulk gun without pulling back the metal thing that was holding it in
Came out with a bit too much force and straight through my hand
>>
Can you guys seriously not avoid alcohol/drugs for the two weeks you're on DNP? Like, I get it, but you can't just have an easy night while your body is heating up?
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>>36991679
Weed makes DNP so much more bearable.
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>>36991679

I've only done it while on low (400mg) doses for an extended period of time, like turning into a hermit for 2-3 weeks is fine but longer than that and I make no promises to be 100% strict
>>
>>36991701
Do you find DNP shortens the half-life of the weed?
>>
>>36991701
Dabs would not.... dab sweats are real.
>>
>>36991679
No.
>>
Ded thred
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383 posts page 9

need new thread
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>>36991503

I am not. Agreed.

Though I had perfect bloodwork last check up. That's something right,
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>>36991701

>weed

you're a cretin anyway

>>36991709

How excessive do you actually binge though? I was mostly referring to >>36991580 who has no fucking reason to be using something like DNP if he can't moderate his shit and similar people. Taking something like modafinil - sure, no real physiological effects. Getting blitzed by drinking stupid amounts or downing a few shards - not so much.
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>>36992018
I mean, I've done it, but I suppose I agree, shards on DNP is no bueno.
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>>36992018

Oi.

I had the equivalent of 4 beers and some drugs while I chugged 4-5L of water and sports drinks. Not healthy but, yeah.

Oh, i think I had 7-8 shots over 4 hours last friday but wasn't on m.

Unless you're referring to someone else.
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>>36992046

4 beers is nothing, tho

I mean getting fucking blitzed out of your mind to the point of actual physiological effects of drugs hitting you. Aside from whatever it might directly do to your body, the indirect effects (not monitoring hydration, body temp correctly, eating bad food choices etc.) are also pretty rough
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>>36992018
>>36992145

rough equivalent, maybe 12-15 of a 7% beer in like 3 hours which given my tolerance is like mid-high buzz

it really is one of those do as I say not as I do kind of things with dnp and booze, but I've got a hell of a lot more experience with both than the vast majority of people

plus from a natural predilection towards awareness of my own body as well as all of the medical training and subsequent experience with being hypervigilant about hydration and hyperthermia from exertion, I'm intimately familiar with all of the warning signs of bad shit and the habits/methods needed to counteract them
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>>36992282
>rough equivalent, maybe 12-15 of a 7% beer in like 3 hours which given my tolerance is like mid-high buzz
It goes straight to your calves
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