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/fph/ - Fat People Hate General


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>>36969747

Last one hit the limit
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>>36978784
I don't see the problem here
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>>36978847
fucking legit lol'ing irl
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>fat girl I know brags about going to planet fitness for the first time
>"I went on the treadmill for 30 minutes"
>all I could do was go "DEM GAINZ" and laugh and leave
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>>36978847
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>>36978847
This is a fat people hate not ugly people hate thread
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>>36978879
I think my bf's brother just did pretty much the same thing
>I burned 155 calories at the gym today
I laughed and I think it hurt his feels
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>>36978879
>mate's flatmate starts going to the gym
>making okay progress
>go out to club and she's doing wallsits and shit
>"Gains, bro! Getting gains!"
I don't know what the fuck she was thinking.
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video of one of the protestors at the triggering:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I

note also based asian girl behind her
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These threads inspired me to stay the course and keep losing weight. I'm a disgusting slob but I've lost 75lbs since October. Just started going to the gym and my weight loss has stalled for 3 weeks now despite not eating any more and on some days eating less than I did without exercise. Disappointing but looking at this >>36979953 foul pig keeps me going.
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>>36980798
>foul pig

the funny thing is she accuses the speaker of being a 'rape apologist'.

bitch nobody is ever going to rape you
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>>36980868
hmmm
rapists go after old women 80+ some go after sheep
some them really dont seem to have control they just need to fuck somthing

kinda like a those ppl who just need to eat and will pretty much shovel anything resembling food down theri gullet
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>>36979953
So do people like this seriously have no self awareness? Or at least an understanding of hypocrisy. Seems to me that they end up doing everything that they are apparently against.
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>>36979953
i love this sloppy cunt. i love how as soon as she hears a feelgood phrase she gets on board and parrots it. Realtime processing of tumblrinas.
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>>36980937

No one ever sat her down, calmly explained why she is a failure as a human being, and beaten the shit out of her.

I blame the welfare state and a lack of fathers.
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>>36979953
fucking kek
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>>36981540
This actually made me feel crippling sadness.
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>>36981182
welfare state? really?
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>>36979325
it's hard to remember how little we once knew about how this stuff works.
most people still think crunching will get you abs.
shit, I remember telling a friend, as a teenager, that if he wants a six pack he should just crunch everyday. fucking cringe.
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>>36978847

Topkek
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>>36980798
we all gonna make it breh
keep on lifting
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>>36981630

>that complacent oblivous face

fucking irritating
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>>36981630
>scooped up some free snacks

Fuck this.
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>>36978800
Fat isn't a description of your personality it's a description of a class of organic chemicals your body carries a >50lbs excess of.
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>>36981540
Omg I can't stop laughing imho tbqh senpai
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>>36979986
With every frame Julius dies a bit on the onside
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>>36981630

fucking cunt
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>>36981540
Fat acceptance=laziness
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>>36981540

I think if it ever took me over a minute to stand up from a seated position, I would just kill myself.
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>>36981540

At least she is already at the fucking graveyard.

Saves the logistical nightmare of hauling that fat fuck.
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>>36981540

If there was ever a time to have a moment of clarity about how abhorrently obese you are it's when you fail to stand up in a graveyard because of your own fat weighing you down.

Probably just rolled home and had a laugh about it over a bucket full of lasagne though.
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>>36982438

Jesus Christ, I feel claustrophobic trying to imaging myself in her position. The nog didn't go to jail, she brought jail to herself.
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>>36979191
now he's not going to go to the gym anymore
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>>36981630

>thank you for trying!

Gets me every time.
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>>36981540
I decided to lose weight several months ago when I was like 220 pounds because even that was too much.

How do people become rolling lard balls and not feel a need to lose weight?

How do they even manage to GET that fat?
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> did a great workout tonight
> ate a great healthy but filling meal
> fat hate thread on page one

it's a good saturday
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>>36981630
Out of all the images posted here, this one pisses me off the most
Just look at her fat smug face, as if she actually did something good that day
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>>36982569
>How do they even manage to GET that fat?

It's all genetics brah.
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>>36979953
Is this how guest lectures/debate/whatever is going on American Campuses?
No-one can even hear what the speaker is saying because of retards constantly yelling and shit. There is absolutely no respect for the speakers or their opinions. Critical thinking and debate is going to shit this way, goddamn.
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>>36982671

Tell me you wrecked her with facts, anon.
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>>36982671
>health is NOT a moral obligation
That's true, but I'm not morally obliged to support it
>nor is it entirely within our control
Niggah wat?
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>>36982720

But it's true. Health isn't entirely in your control, you can get cancer or an auto-immune disease out of sheer bad luck.

That does not mean that obesiy doesn't directly cause bad health though. These fucking fatties are intentionally giving themself diseases.
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>>36982696
This is a picture of trigglypuffs class (she's in the video posted above flipping shit at the college lecture)

She has been getting annihilated over the Internet since it happened last week. Shit is gold.
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>>36982735

Ah, I didn't recognise her right away. When they get fat enough, all fatties look alike.
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>>36982720
Dont mix healt and weight/being fit or not.
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>>36982733
>>36982740
She is framing that statement around fatness, so I'm using it in her context.
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>>36978879
Translation : I walked on the treadmill for thirty minutes, grabbed two free bagels and then drove home.
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>>36982739
Very true. That being said I kinda wish I could sit in on this just to watch, shit must be mad entertaining.
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>>36981837
>aku ankka pls

>tfw en ymmärrän suomea
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>>36982735
> trigglypuffs class
Wait...so is she presenting...or fucking teaching?
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>>36982619

>a cunt and a cuck pop out a kid and name it pweshus snowfwake
>snowflake can do no wrong
>never teach it manners or discipline it, just praise it for its "creativity"
>laugh and clap when crotchfruit screeches over people who are trying to talk
>giggle when it runs over and hits people and calls them foul names
>pamper it, never make it work or study, but it anything it wants
>send it to college
>???
>be surprised when colleges devolve to preschools

They made spanking illegal and this was the result. Spare the rod, spoil the child. Thanks libshits.
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>>36982784
She teaches a class on body positivity lolz
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>>36982517
Should have gave him a packet of crisps and told him that's what he burned off kek
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>>36982807
Holy shit.

Some super /fit/ guy or girl should stand up and be like "I'm happy with my current body. Do you think I should change?"

Just to see what ol' Triggs says.
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>>36982720
>That's true, but I'm not morally obliged to support it

If you live in a country where you pay into healthcare, you are morally obliged to be healthy. At the very least you should try.

Healthcare should exist for people who need it because they got shit luck, not people who need it because they can't stop eating McDonald's.
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>>36982820
I definitely see this happening in the future if she teaches this class again. Becoming a meme has its consequences
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>>36981785

Physical education is in a pretty fucking abysmal state in the public school system these days.
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>>36982836
People just need to troll the fuck out of her and turn her into a bigger joke than she already is.
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>>36982807

How the fuck does someone like her get to teach? Jesus America.
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You know, if people are really comfortable with being fat, it's kind of their prerogative. Kind of like how people smoke even though they know it'll probably shorten their life. Doesn't make them any more appealing to look at, but whatever.

The fat acceptance movement in general and death fatties can take a long walk off a short pier, though. Talking people out of healthy lifestyles and even harassing them for "subscribing to mainstream standards". Spreading absolute fucktons of misinformation about how the risks of obesity are greatly exaggerated and that the entire medical profession is somehow just too lazy/fat-shaming to get familiar with "fat bodies".

Sorry for blog. Pic related, girl I know on the left is so large she can't walk without the assistance of a cane but complains that her doctors are discriminatory and fat-shaming. And denies that her chronic pain condition has anything to do with weight.

>>36982835
> If you live in a country where you pay into healthcare, you are morally obliged to be healthy. At the very least you should try.

I live in a place with universal healthcare and have to agree with this. I wish more people realized.
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>>36978847
>i fap to cp all day long it feels great
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>>36982849
It's absolutely sick. I think we are starting to see the beginning of the end of all this bullshit through the growing popularity of these triggering talks across america
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Just matched with a lardass on tinder with only MySpace angles
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>>36982877
Her bio and another pic
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>>36982870

I mean I'm a PhD and I'm supposed to be teaching next year, but there are so many rules at my uni. If you're not an officially funded PhD, you're not even allowed to teach. And you're damn well not allowed to design your own courses yet.

The quality of education at American universities is loathesome. And they make students pay so much for it!
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>>36982802
Jesus Christ, how prevalent is this shit?
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>>36982877
Well, at least you were a bit more diplomatic about it than most people here would be.
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>>36982889
I agree wholeheartedly. I also don't think it's every school being this bad. I graduated with two degrees a couple years ago and never had to take any SJW bullshit classes. Probably the worst I had to take was a business ethics class where our professor focused only on women/feminist leadership in America (so basically nothing about ethics)
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>>36981540
>no respect for herself
>no respect for the dead
This triggers the religious in me
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>>36982913
You and me both.
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>>36982608
kek
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>>36980798

You might be adding muscle now which is weight gain, but good gains.
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>>36982905
>I also don't think it's every school being this bad.

Yeah, fair enough. But man, if I had a kid on their way to college I would make it clear I would only pay for schools I approved of.
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>>36982891
she unmatched me lol
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>>36982877
and you sound like a tosser. why'd you bother to message her in the first place?
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>>36982889
fuck dude. pay over 30 grand a year and your TA doesn't know the material and needs to google it. or the prof or ta cannot communicate and ends up contradicting himself. or fucks up the questions on your exam. fucking horrible.
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>>36982979

kek
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>>36982979
I enjoy how she implied she's nice/has a kind personality and then equated being thin with being fake/a bitch in the same breath.

Some people really don't have self-awareness.
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>>36982979
Telling it like it is, my man. Good on you.
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>>36979953

All of my keks


>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
>KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
>out of breath
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>>36982979
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>>36983007
Not to mention she's fat girl angling to look thin on pictures
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>>36982981
because I swipe right to everyone and like to have some fun from time to time?
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>>36981785
>2016
>doesnt understand crunches are a perfectly fine exercise
But muh deadlifts r all i neeeeddd!!!1!1

Dumbass
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>>36978433
Just like a fatty's scale
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I'm a fat fuck in rehab but I've been stalling lately and I need to keep my eyes on the prize every morning. So if any of you guys or grills with a good voice are feeling angry today can you record a clip telling me to wake my fatass up and get to work?
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>>36983085
Thanks for sharing this. I needed it.
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can someone please post the image where the fat guy sees some motivational post and then throws out all his junk food (several boxes)
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>>36983118
>record a clip telling me to
No, fuck you. You're a loser, and you're never gonna make it if you need daily ego strokes.
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>>36983118
I'm too lazy to record anything - and I hate my voice - so words will need to do. And I'm not making guarantees as to how motivational they are.

As it is, it all needs to come from you, dude. Outside motivation to get you going is alright to begin with, but if you've already started, and it sounds like you've got a goal in mind, you need to get to it yourself.

It's not easy. The best things in life never are. Doesn't matter. Do it anyway. Get up early. Go to gym. Spend the ten minutes making a good meal rather than ordering take-out. You need to look at yourself in the mirror and dislike what you see. Hate what you see, if it helps - I know it helped me. Look at yourself and pick out every little flaw and imperfection, and know, with absolute certainty, that you're going to get rid of them.

People on here like to say 'You'll make it if you do X' or 'If you do Y, you'll never make it'. With all due respect to those people, who are way more fit than I am, fuck that noise. Anyone can make it.

The ONLY thing that will decide as to whether you make it or not is how much you're willing to put in and put up with.

Personally, I don't give a fuck what you do. Sleep in. Eat shit. Stay fat. What the fuck ever, no skin off my nose.

You'll have no one to blame but yourself. And you'll look back at one or two points in your life and wish with all your heart that you could go back and do something different. But you won't be able to. And by then it will be far too late.
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>>36983085
I guess I'll dump what I have
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>>36983252
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>>36983264
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>>36983276
and holy fuck >>36983275
that's absolutely horrid famalam
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>>36983215
>>36983218
Thanks for the 3deep5me lectures, honestly didn't think I'd have hard time finding someone who's pissed off at fatties on /fit.
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>>36983264
Goodbye sides, I will forever remember thee
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>>36983286
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>>36983302
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>>36983290
Get off the internet and go outside ffs
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>>36982671
Is there a video??
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>>36983308
BASED GRANDMA
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>>36983313
Think I'm out, so I'll leave with muh husbando
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>>36983290
I'm not even pissed off at them. I just feel a deep sense of pity for them.

I'm by no means thin myself at 92 fucking kilograms, but I've dropped from 105 and I'm still going, along with bf% now at 18 down from 28. I was never a hambeast, but holy shit, I see all the people being happy with themselves at like 250+kg, and I have to ask myself HOW. Like, walking from the bedroom to the toilet at 5am is hard enough when you're fit and sleepy and bumping into walls, let alone when you have to lug that much fat with you.

On a related topic, I would totally watch a TV show about a fatty hambeast who is paired up with a personal trainer - or just a fit person - and they cede everything to their trainer - diet, exercise, sleep and awake times, grocery shopping, everything. Just watching them be forced to make good choices would be great.

Like yeah, they'd spring back to being a fatty as soon as the show finished, but you know. Some of them might enjoy being able to walk without shaking the earth.
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>>36983348
Can we have more Hoodloom fat hate? shit is always savage.
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>>36983316
Please just ignore my posts if all you have to offer is shitty unsolicited advice
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>>36983369
>unsolicited
>literally asked for motivation
>wah don't motivate me!
Die before breeding.
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>>36983325
Not of that picture, I don't believe. Just of Trigglypuff herself going full retarded at that speaker.
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Ok I'll dump some
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>>36978765
>stolen
that is wrong
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>>36983412
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>>36983412
> "OHDA JOBO LOBA HODO HO HO HO"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sanNIcQPPiE
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>>36983388
Shitty and boring life stories are neither voice recordings nor motivational though
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>>36983439
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Just got done with cardio and cutting, ready to hate on some fatties. How you all doing?
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>>36983458
Posts got me raging but the op's pic is making my stomach growl, that looks really good.
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>>36983471
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>>36983085

This brought a lump to my throat. Dem feels..
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>>36983440
Too bad, fatty.
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>>36983480
On a DNP-assisted cut, so fucking fantastic.
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>>36983484

>>36983480
Quite sick sadly, no gains for me in the next days I guess
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>>36983482
Ill quote an anon from yesterday "Remember if you ever feel tempted, just ask yourself do you want to be a failure or a testament to human willpower"
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>>36983502
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>>36983503
I'll remember that, it's a good one.
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>>36983491
No problem, nest time try to contain your autism if you feel the need to post something irrelevant to a specific request
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>>36983502
Yeah man im the same, winters getting close in Aus and I've been sick ever since its started getting cold. Shit sucks but im alright to work out when the afternoon heat comes in thankfully
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>>36982733
I have MS dude. Though it's true that I couldn't control grtting this condition, I do control how well I feel 90% of the time. If it wasn't for my chouce to start lifting and running, I woud be bedridden by now. Me execising has saved me from a life of misery.

We all have choices. You take life as it comes to you. Fatties choose to continue their addiction by rationalizing it. They are the makers of their own fate. My MS woll eventually cripple me, but I'm glad it's not now due to my choice to accept healthy behaviors.

This is the reason why fatties and addicts piss me off so much. Their addiction make it harder for people like me to get attention because doctors think we're med seeking or we have something erong mentally. It took me going to many dpecialists until one finally did a CT and found all my lesions. The doctor verbally reamed my regular doc and told him that he'd start being my primary care doc instead of him. My regular doc catered to fatties and addicts, but never to people who truly was sick. I'm glad he got his med license suspended and is now having to take a bunch of classes before his med license is reinstated.
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>>36983515
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>>36978765
you cant steal something you share, you fat retard
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>>36983538
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>>36980798
>tfw we're all going to make it
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Who /neverbeenfat/ here?
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>>36983480
what's that from??
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>>36983519
Aww, don't be upset.
Go eat some donuts. It'll make you feel better.
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>>36983562
Are you really tryin to tell me you were never a baby anon

Infants are fatasses around the 1 year mark
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>>36982569
Because they're depressed, have almost no will to live and the only happiness in their life is food.
And some are just full on retarded.

I have no idea why it was so difficult for her to get up though. I probably weighed almost as much as her and I could still haul myself up without rolling around on the ground like a grub. Although I have strong legs from being on my feet all the time.
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>>36983596
You know what I mean nigga
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>>36983302
my sides
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>>36983604
Yeah sorry being a smartass.

Anyway, depends on your definition of fat, I guess? I've been bigger but I've never taken up a doorway or anything.
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>>36980988
I'm pretty sure she's blogging or tweeting or whatever as this is going on.
>just shouted about #freespeech!
>just yelled at speaker that his #hatespeech isn't welcome!
Followed by a multitude of hashtags regarding 3rd wave feminism and fat acceptance.
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>>36983583
You sound like a prepubescent girl trying and failing to be a bully
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>>36983615
>I've been bigger
Sounds like you've been fat
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>>36982569

I was super poor as a child and both my parents were physically abusive drug addicts. We ate the shittiest of shitty food and cheap calorie laden snacks. I was 104lbs in 3rd grade. By the time I graduated high school I was probably 300lbs and eating was pretty much the only thing that temporarily made me forget about my shitty home life. Moved out, had a terrible concept on how to eat and portion control, wrestled with terrible, mind numbing depression for 10 more years until something broke in me and I decided I needed to stop being a bitch and lose the weight. I got fat because of growing up in a shitty environment and poor coping mechanisms which led me to gluttony. In the past few years I've improved ten fold but if I'm stressed out I still want to gorge myself. I usually find other ways to deal with it now though.
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>>36983355
>On a related topic, I would totally watch a TV show about a fatty hambeast who is paired up with a personal trainer - or just a fit person - and they cede everything to their trainer - diet, exercise, sleep and awake times, grocery shopping, everything. Just watching them be forced to make good choices would be great.

You mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbBDscG7f0
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>>36980798
Probably way too late but incass you read this im also a recovering fatty, some weeks Ill lose 1kg on a 500 deficit, sometimes I wont lose weight for a month then all of a sudden im down 4kg, just make sure you count your calories properly and you will get where you want to be my man. Good luck
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>>36983660
Kind of, but I was thinking like, the two of them living together, and the trainer being allowed to do anything when it comes to health-related things. Like if they're at the grocery store, the trainer lets the fatty pick the food out, but can just fucking veto shit and order them to put it back. If they don't, the trainer lets them buy it, and then tosses it all out in their sleep, and they don't get the money back.

There wouldn't be any binges, because if they snuck something into the trolley, if the trainer sees them eating it, he'd be able to snatch it out of their hand, call them a fat fuck, and throw it out.
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>>36982671
>Fatness has little to nothing to do with health
Yeah, tell that to my knees you bipedal hippo.
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>>36983637
Better than sounding like an angry fatty looking for excuses to stay fat.
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>>36983085
I've gone from just under 300 to 279 as of this morning, in about two months. I am hoping to get to around 200 by next spring.
Basically after some toying around found a manageable diet and have been eating the same things at the same time each day.
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>>36983704
Debatable, never gave any excuses the entire time either
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>>36982619
The only time I've seen a beast like that at my California university is in my communication between the sexes class (slim pickings at registration, only one left). Fat like that girl, hideous, typical fat logic and femnazi bullshit being spewed, even told our professor "fuck off" as a response to a question (like dumb chick in video, she can't articulate proper thoughts). Got stuck in one of those stand alone desks she was so fat, took the whole desk down with her as she landed on her fat ass. And that moment I cringe when she says she's lesbian and I'm signboard right next to her. Had to stop sitting in the front just to avoid it. It smelled, it would wear shorts exposing more skin than a whale ever should, bad dyed hair, ugly glasses.
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>>36982735
trigglypuff is a fucking teacher??!
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>>36983719
>I tried to lose weight but /fit/ wouldn't motivate me! :((
>people are sooo mean
So stay fat, no one cares.
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I like to think that I'd like talk to a fatty to see how their mind worked, but in my heart of hearts I know I'd get so fucking frustrated with their cries of 'JUST BECAUSE I'M FAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT HEALTHY' that I'd end up punching them in the fucking face.

>>36983730
If her class doesn't start calling her that, I will be sorely disappointed, hey. It's exploded online, so it's not like they - and she - doesn't know about it.
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>>36982807
>meanwhile in america
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>>36983734
Never said anything close to that. I asked for a voice recording and instead some douche started telling me their boring ass high school musical story and now I'm just enjoying myself because you're an autist that always wants the last word
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>>36981540
Reminds me of my mother. God I don't understand how that bitch is still alive, she's been like that webm her whole life, yet I haven't received a phone call yet with the good news yet, and she's already pushing 69. Pissing me off she's wasting money on shit diets like Jenny Craig and medifast as I speak /my whole lifr when that money could be going towards a good cause, like my PhD. Also pisses me off females like my mom outlived people who deserve to live way more than she does
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>>36983579
Its from the movie limitless iirc (obviously whats on the gif isnt what the people say in the movie) but I saved it from a previous fat hate thread
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>>36983690

Sounds like gold, you should be a TV exec.
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>>36983828

I eat 1400 calories a day and I'm 295lbs (yes, I'm huge and losing weight) and some days I don't even eat that and feel satiated. God damn.
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>>36983007
This happens quite often, fat chicks equating thin fit=stuck up fake bitch. I've had many of them automatically treat me like a bitch, ignoring me, getting snappy and angry if anything health diet or exercise relates comes up, etc.. The dumb bitches are too stuck up themselves to actually talk to me and realize I was the fat kid my entire childhood and I do know first hand what its like and where they're going wrong.
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>>36978828
them amateur hour highlighting skills senpai
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>>36983813
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>>36981540
>USES THE GRAVESTONE TO GET UP
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>>36983828
I ate probably around 5000 calories twice within the past week and it was just way too much. There is no way that could ever be a normal range. Hell the rock eats that to purposefully bulk on his retarded workout.

Even 3000 is a lot. If I didn't have 2 massive protein shakes every workout day I doubt I'd get near that most days. And I think I eat a lot.
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>>36981540
leave her there until she can stand up
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>>36982569
>Manlet detected


220lbs being too fat?
Nigga wut?
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>>36978796
That's because you're part of the problem.
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>>36982780
Et sä hiffaa mitä mä bamlaan?
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>>36983368
>Hoodloom fat hate

Blaha pls go
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>>36983964

And keep in mind this is probably a woman saying this. She needs even less calories.
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>>36983821

This pisses me off so much. The spoiled fat cunts have never even met anyone with severe autism - the low IQ, non-speaking, beating your parents daily and crawling on the floor like an animal kind.

If my child has autism like that, I will personally put it down. These people and their families are in hell, and this fat whore is talking about 'acceptance'. 9/10 would rage again.
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>>36983964

The problem is that they're eating food thats not only incredibly calorie dense, but utterly unsatisfying.

Who ever stops at 1 cookie? So what if its 150 calories or suger and carbohydrates per cookie.
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>>36984035
Yeah that's crazy. Both days I had food after about an hour after a protein shake and I just shut down. First time for the rest of the day. Second time for a couple hours though that was way less combined food. And I'm trying to bulk too, not just eat to fill myself up.

It is a ridiculous amount of food that you'd have to be extremely obese or The Rock sized to find normal, and even The Rock knows he's eating a lot.

These people are disgraces.
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>>36983964
They drink their calories. It's a lot easier to drink your calories in soda and juice
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>>36984115
>>36984182

That makes sense. But let me ask you guys something:

Do you think they even count or add up the calories in juice and cookies?
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>>36982802
This, I am so glad my parents hit me when I was growing up. Parents have been using that as a form of discipline for hundreds of thousands of year and children have probably evolved somewhat to respond to it yet we think we know better these days. I was never beaten but I was given a quick smack and I knew what I did was wrong and didn't fuck with it anymore. Beating is definitely wrong but nothing wrong with a good smack
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>>36983308
How is this not a fucking wake up call???? An old lady outlived her daughter purely because she couldn't stop eating burritos
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>>36978847
Is that the dude from that Techmo Bowl Christmas video?
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>>36984252
I would be surprised if they even knew what a calorie was
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>>36984252

No. To be fair it is quite surprising just how many calories are in juice. I never gave it a thought before getting /fit/ either.
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>>36982979
I don't know you but I feel like we would be friends anon.
You're doing god's work.
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>>36983275
nice gucci flip flops senpai
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>>36978765
that picture was an antifeminsi fat shaming meme to begin with

OH SNAP
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>>36983085
That made me tear up anon. That guy sounds fucking amazing. Sounds like he could accomplish great things.
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>>36980798

Shit bro you're doing way better than me. Recovering fattie myself and that's pretty damn inspirational.
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dat bulking breakfeast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4
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>>36982802
Nah load of shit if you need to hit someone to control them specially someone smaller than you just says you don't have any authority or true control.

Being made to make it right is a far better method of training for a child if they are rude they need to apologise if they break something on purpose need to pay for it to be repaied or replaced if you truely have authority and power then any act of violence is unnesecery
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>>36982881
she looks like IT clown or whatever god damn
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>>36984252
do you think they count any calories lmfao
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>>36983308
Old bitch wisdom
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>>36983471
Fuck this image
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>>36984477
double dubs
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>>36983355
I started at 105kg like you too, down to 98 as of today. Already my breathing has improved so much and i sleep way more comfortably now. Also, i don't get out of breath going up flights of stairs and squatting is actually kinda comfy now. Can't wait until i get below 90kg. I'm thinking once i reach either that or 85kg, i'm going to start bulking. I should've done this from the start. Oh well, the strength/muscle loss can be made up later by eating right and lifting.

Also, the increase in push-ups and dips is quite welcome. I barely did a pull-up the other day after years of failure.
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>>36978847
The alpha thing would be to thank her for her interest and politely tell her that you aren't attracted to her. Very beta to give her a cheap shot.
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>>36982671

Thing is, these delusions should be supported by us. They will kill off the fatties sooner. Only the fit will remain. Why impede natural selection?
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>>36982807

But that's not a registered class with the university. It's just a workshop she put together thats not worth any credits. Anyone can do that. It's just a talk.
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>>36980798
Don't get discouraged. Stay the course anon.

Former fat here too.
Life is much better on the other side.
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>>36983275

Third world Murica
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>>36984055

There was a kid at my highschool who was severely disabled. Like mentally and physically fucked, had a motorised wheelchair he could barely steer, only communicated through strange noises, basically has the intelligence, if any, of a 2-3 year old.

He needed a carer 24/7, which most of the time happened to be his dad. Seeing the soul-crushing defeat in that man's eyes was such a depressing sight.
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>>36983348
Why the random ひ in his name?
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>>36983813
>I use low fat mayo
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>>36978765
what's the story here
does the headlline not impart enough information
is there more to this dense narrative
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>>36982877
>swiping right on disgusting fatties

I never understood why guys do this. are you that desperate to get laid that you'll man the harpoons?
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>>36982913
Tfw she will soon be there permanently
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>>36981540
>watch this
>assume she's injured, you can't be so fat that you can't stand
>say "just get up" out loud several times
>realize that i am wrong
>leans on the grave marker
>assume that it will crumble and am disappointed when it doesn't

that was an experience
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>>36981630
Thank you for trying!
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>>36983118
You need internal motivation, or barring that, just some goddamn self respect.

You know who you would like to be. Would that person bitch and moan and avoid responsibilities? Well go be that person today.

You don't become the person you could be tomorrow, you do it right fucking now.
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>>36982802
>Spare the rod, spoil the child.
Truth.
>>36984457
No.
Eventually the child will be developed enough mentally, that you can explain what they did was wrong and they can internalize it and learn not to do it again.
But until they reach that point of development, children can only be trained through positive and negative reinforcement. Corporal punishment is arguably the easiest and most effective way to do so.
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>>36983604
I was 250 and lost 80 lbs. After bulking and cutting twice im sitting at 188 and almost fully dialed in for summer.
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>>36983276
Oh my fuck. Where did you get this shit from. If its outer banks north carolina, i know exactly who this is
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>>36983412
Those poor unfortunate souls...
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>>36983264
>the jar must weight over 200g at this point, far beyond her maximum bench

I love these stories
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>>36983085
Based Fatbro
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>>36983085
Call me a faggot but I teared up at this. We're all gonna make it.
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>>36983783
>obviously whats on the gif isnt what the people say in the movie

u sure they werent talking about /fit/?
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>>36978796
Well, I think the "problem" is the whole victim complex wrapped around being black and fat, and that not liking fat people = racist cover for hating Black women (a conclusion she draws presumably because Black women are the fattest demographic in the country).

She is correct that "who fat people love" is their business. Which is why I don't hate people who are fat because they are fat. I hate people who refuse to believe why they are fat, or people who encourage others to be fat, or people who cause strain on our healthcare system BY being fat.
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>>36984005
I don't see how
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>>36983458
"Could you please tone it down with all the fitness stuff you post? I don't really follow you for fitness content"

Lol wut. Does this waste of space think that all other people are like the Burger King counter workers for him?

"Yeah no tomatos and salad in my whopper, I don't really eat here for salads"

Sure be as fat as you are, but being stupid and fat is just sad and generally a nuisance for everyone.
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>>36983660
I swear to god fatties are the easiest to start crying at having to do ANYTHING holy FUCK
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>>36978433
very well said for a 4chan autismo
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>>36984055
>I will personally put it down
Enjoy your 20 years/life/death.

I agree with you though. If I ever had a child and it would be known in advance that it will be born with a crippling mental disability, it IS getting aborted, even if we have to drive down to Mexico or whatever. If my partner refuses then she is going to wake up one morning and I'll be so far gone she'll never find me.

The people you see who raise these kids are on the border of suicide. They tell themselves and society that their kids are full of love and inspiration, but they have to delude themselves with those thoughts to combat the crippling depression.

Fuck people who support the existence of mentally disabled people. They should never be born to see the light of day, and their entire lives are agonizing.
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>>36980798
godspeed anon
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i have been thinking, how can these fat tumblr whales afford eating so much shit?

like do they only eat the same exact thing min/maxing calories and money

i mean, i could probably find some kind of junk thats really unhealthy and dirty bulk by only eating that one thing, but i assume they eat a lot of different things

is it because tumblr, usa and low prices combined?

if i had to eat like 4-5k cals a day from mixed food i would go broke, is it because of where i live and the prices or what?
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>>36978784
Ok I'll bite.

What I don't understand is this whole "fat people should be equally loved to thin people," shit. Like, you can't just force someone to be attracted to a body type, or a race, or a gender (no homo). You just like what you like. If the majority of people find thinner/fitter bodies more attractive then that's just the way it is. You can't 'equalify' physical attraction. It's impossible. These fat people, mostly women mind you, are literally fighting an unwinnable war because they are mad that more people don't find them attractive. Now I'm not saying they should rather be spending their time bitching online in the gym, that's totally their prerogative, although I think it's a better use of time, but just because people buy magazines with who they find attractive doesn't mean that that's wrong. Take the porn business for example. I feel like no one really touches it because it's considered a degrading "art." But the standards in porn are absurd. Big tits, fat asses, blonde hair, big lips, shaved pussies, humongous dicks, hairless men etc etc. This is just what people want to see. We aren't putting unfair pressure or standards on society, we are just giving people what they want, and what they want is apparently thin, fit bodies. I feel like this fat acceptance shit has gotten so far up their own ass that they don't realize why exactly magazines, movies, and whatever feature these thin people. Its because its what people as a majority are attracted to. I'm sorry but this is like walking into a sushi restaurant and complaining that they don't sell hamburgers. Being attracted to overweight/obese people is a minority attraction. It will never win.
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>>36979986

"moral obligation to be healthy"

i hate america so fucking much
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>>36985013
>this whole "fat people should be equally loved to thin people," shit


She's not saying they should
She's just saying they can be, and they are, and that's her point
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>>36985028
They're Australian
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>>36984494
but that wouldn't be funny.
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>>36983355
>>36983690
I've thought of something like this too. PT and a fat person, track their progress for like 6-8 months. The PT has ridiculous authority in the relationship to prevent the fat person from self destructive things and the goal is just to work on losing fat. Maybe have a condition where every month, the fat person can decide to keep going with the show or back out.
Get a whole bunch of these situations running at once, and you could have a pretty enduring sort of reality show.
I think it'd be pretty funny to have some /fit/izen PT and a bona fide HAES scooterblob as a pairing.
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>>36982453
>logistical nightmare

ill acknowledge this man. i lol'd
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>>36982671

Once more, america giving it's best to the world. What a shithole srsly, I hope they all get nuked by, iran or whatever.
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>>36981540
if other people didn't exist or weren't so compassionate, people like her would fall and eventually die because no one would help them up
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>>36978784
>>a shackleford trying to logic away their shitty choices
Where have I seen this beforw
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>>36985059
It wasn't funny as it is.
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>>36985013
i somewhat agree with you, but the media really has more power than you think

they can really affect young peoples weak mind and confuse what they think, that beauty models are the standard of what the modern woman look etc

that being said. The internet has really given the retarded people a voice, before the internet everyone just ignored the freaks, but today they have an equal voice compared to normal people, which in my opinion is ruining society - not only fat people, but retards in general

also the fat whales are living in a time where they are given a chance to fight for their survival. Modern society is a sanctuary for the weak, they are defying the meaning of nature

back in the days those weak fucks would be slaughtered
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>>36985069
Extreme makeover weight loss edition has the coach living with them for 3 months and they track the fatty for a year.
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>>36984280
Goddamnit. You think excactly as I do.

I was working in HR function in Germany in a large corporation and had discussion with my colleagues about upbringing and children. I told how I was brought up. The people thought I was some sort of messed up fuck-up with abusive parents. And get this: I think my father was a bit of pussy when it came to discipline and where I come from, this sort of thing is quite common.

No wonder women and muslims run that country now. The quote from Fight Club came to my mind. "We are a generation of men raised by women"

By removing discpline and physical abuse, you castrate a part of masculinity.
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>>36983458
>bad knees
gee, i wonder why
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>>36985105
excellent reference fampai
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>>36978784
>we are magical resilience

WHAT
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>>36983085
this sounds so fake. no real conversation in history ever went this way. this was a fat persons fantasy of what they think would happen if they went to the gym so they have an amazing motivational story. but instead of actually going to the gym they just vacationed in their own head and posted it for (You's)
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>>36983275
full picture? Is this a dead body or is it an actual human? I ask because there was a picture of a fat woman holding a sign and her leg looked like it was starting to rot.
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>>36983548
That's absolutely beautiful
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>>36984576
You dont really want to read the crap in the body of the article. What I got from it was

>hahahahaha
>fatty took pic to get attention that was intended to fight a stereotype and is mad that everyone thought it perfectly fit and justified the stereotype so now fatty is buthurt and seeking attention again
>hahahaha
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Theoretically do fatasses(that are still mobile) have more muscle than skelingtons?
I mean wouldn't they have to in order to carry all that weight around?
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>>36983275
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>>36985282
basically, yes

have you ever seen the calves of a fat guy who got skinny?
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>>36985002
>if i had to eat like 4-5k cals a day from mixed food i would go broke

nah.. you're thinking of it like they eat a well balanced diet but twice as much for twice the cost. Mostly it's from eating cheap total crap with high cals and then never moving around.

I have a 99 cent store right across the street from my gym and while that's great for scoring some budget saving deals it's the devil's playground of food temptations. They get in entire boxes of Twinkies, cookies, frozen cookie dough ready to cook, pop tarts and tons of candy
>oh.. I could try that, it's only a $1

the only thing stopping me is will power..
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>>36982569
I'm 6'4, 350 pounds. I've been this fat for maybe six or seven years, but I've been a fatty since I was 8. I honestly have no idea how people that are any fatter than I am manage to gain weight. I still have to eat an obscene amount of food to maintain the weight that I am.
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>>36985030
but they can't obviously. the majority of people don't find fat attractive. she's trying to manipulate an instinctual mindset in people. its like telling a straight person that they should like the same gender because "who cares we are all equal?" that's just not how the world works. i know this shit is way more prevalent in retarded micro-online communities but i feel so ashamed to be sharing a generation with people who express these ideals so loudly because of the internet. its just an absurd ideology.

>>36985119
funny i didn't read your post before typing out the one above. but i obviously 100% agree. the internet is a megaphone and now every retard from every city can find each other and form their little circles and apparently have a voice, albeit a tiny one.
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>>36983010
Is that what she was saying? All I could hear was
>AAAWAWAWAWAMPUH x3
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>>36978800
>be careful
>not all men are comfortable being called male
>that word triggers memories of the absurd faggots and bitches who identify as male
>for others the word male is a sense of empowerment
>I was born with a penis, I know how to use it and I will fuck the shit out of you
>however true men are men
>and being called a male now belittles the true meaning of masculinity
>so call me a man you faggot, if you call me a "male" I will beat the shit out of you, then when I finish I will fuck the shit out you
>I am man, hear me roar
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>>36978828
Oh god, I have the same Nirvana tshirt... need to burn it now.
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>>36978800
they're right.

Nigger is to African American as Fat is to Obese.

Please refrain from using body image slurs. only call them by their scientifically derived names: "Obese individuals." When we speak in public it is politically correct to say, "He or she was African American." So in the same way we can with total political correctness,

"You are obese. You are an obese person. Your BMI puts you in the obese range. Your obese BMI is an unhealthy one according to doctors. You are unhealthy. You are an unhealthy obese person. Your obese condition puts you at a higher risk for heart disease and diabetes. This means you are more likely to die before the average person. You are an unhealthy obese person who will likely die before they are 70."

This is all ok. It is politically correct. Do not call them fat, please.
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>>36982866
I came to write this
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>>36985393
You should have burned it when you stopped being a 15 year old angst tard and cut your hair. Thats when I did.
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>>36983075
>crunches are a perfectly fine exercise

I always kek when someone tries to mock a comment but ends up proving the comment true instead.
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>>36983276
> mostly healthy
> large soda
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>>36983075
>>36985465
250,000 crunches = 1lb of fat burned
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>>36983527
>monkey scrotum

keks
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>>36983515
What Joe Rogan said about actors is 100% true isnt it
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>>36985499
>250,000 crunches
>only 69 hours of work
>1 lb
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>>36978737
Sensible kek
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>>36985524
exactly lol its a retarded exercise. the sticky even says if you are going to do ab shit then use weight and do reps like you would any other lift.
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>>36985394
I like how all these hambeasts make claims like this, but never back it up.
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>>36982802
>clap

What's re you trying to do, trigger the poor child? You must snap your fingers instead
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>>36983773
>mommy spent her money on things other than me

It sounds like the worst part of her will live on in you. Please an hero and dont breed, thats the only way to show your mom how much of a bitch she is.
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>>36985547
>Tfw know a guy who only does crunches
>Like 20 a night before going to sleep
>Says he wants to be "toned"
>Has the puniest arms and chest you will ever see.

I don't understand.
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>>36981837

suomi please

what the fuck is going on in this comic

I don't speak Mongolian
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>>36985718
misinformation/ignorance is the unknown bane of most people's existence.

>i had an amazing walk today, better treat myself to ice cream because i did such a good job!
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>>36983302
>-50 upboats
God redit really is a shithole
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>>36982889
im in the middle of my doc in canada, and its vile. the students are barely able to put a coherent thought together,
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>>36985804
source on this?
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>>36981630
The sad thing is she would be really fucking cute if she shed the weight.
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>>36985871

Secret Eaters. Good show.
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>>36982574
>tfw you just tore up the gym
>stuffing your face
>still looking good
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>>36985303
Stop doing that. Gross.
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>>36985608
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>>36985899
thanks anon
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>>36985303
Its posts like this that make me wonder whether anybody on /fit/ is actually /fit/ or its just one giant troll.

...wait a minute
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>>36985499
Who does crunches to burn fat?
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>>36984444
jesus christ
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>>36985329
>but they can't obviously

They can
Fat people have relationships
That's just a fact dude
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>>36985103
>liberalism, making the collective species weaker one generation at a time.
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>>36979986
Healthism

Cringe overload
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>>36982453
ah sweet sweet meegs. How I miss the days of eating 4 packets at once goin gym and not getting fat.
I wanna teenage again
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>>36985941
when the doctor puts the stethoscope to her heart he must hear "Help me".
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Based fat chick tells good story about being fat and making it.

https://themoth.org/stories/fat-girl-interrupted
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>>36983302
fuckin wrekt bitch
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>>36985406
>Give me my FUCKING chicken, boy!
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>>36983424
>A
>FUCKING
>WHALE
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>>36982905
Establish dominance
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>>36981540
Lol the camera lingers on the grave stone at the end. Real life foreshadowing
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>>36983308
>TFW it was probably my granny
>TFW Mother died a few months ago because of the fat life style
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>>36983515
Man this upsets me. So fucking duplicitous. I really like Jennifer Lawrence as an actress but holy hell if she thinks this she's a retard.
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>>36986209
>"I got connections..."
>You're connected to a fork you fat fuck!
>His skin was a thick as his neck.
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>>36983538
This is on BART.

Goddammit I live in the BAY and now I have something new to worry about.
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>>36982905
>19
Shit she looks at least mid-20s
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>>36983828
I barely eat 3000 calories a day and I'm Bulking! WTF is this person on about??? That's a tremendous amount of food!
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>>36984252
Or hell, chips. A whole big bag of chips can sometimes be a day's worth of calories!
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>>36984490
Start lifting now. It'll help slow the process of muscle loss. Plus, the more muscle you have the higher your metabolism.
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>>36983821
How the fuck is trying to find a cure to autism BAD???? I thought feminists like this were all into the mental health shit.
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Gather round /fit/, and I shall sing you the song of Fatty-Lee
>Work at my local KFC since I was 15
>See dozens of fatties every day, work with a couple
>All the fat ladies that work there are really nice, hardworking people who have families and several kids each
>Stark contrast to the fat cunts who bring their squalling children in to smear gravy all over our tables
>Anyway, around the end of 2014, we were looking for more staff, because at the end of each year, we lose a bunch of young workers who go off to study
>Restaurant manager (We'll call her JT) is a tiny skinny super awesome 30-something lady
>JT gets the pleasure of interviewing Fatty-Lee
>Fatty-Lee arrives at the store for her interview
>She must be at least 330lbs AT LEAST
>I mentioned we have fat women at work, but this bitch was WIDE
>So JT and our big black gay Assistant Manager (Call him AssMan) invite her to sit in one of the booths for her interview
>She just barely squeezes in
>Remember, this is a booth at a fast food joint, so we're built to accommodate fatties
>Wasn't personally present for the interview, so I have to assume she answered all the questions reasonably well, because she ended up getting hired
>JT concludes the interview and gets up from the booth to get back to work
>Fatty-Lee is seriously wedged in there
>AssMan glances at JT as if to say, 'No fuckin way am I helping her get up'
>Fatty-Lee works her way to the edge of the booth and dislodges so suddenly she falls onto the floor
>AssMan and JT do a 360 and moonwalk back to the kitchen as Fatty-Lee is dusting off her immense bulk as if nothing has happened
>As soon as she leaves the entire kitchen bursts into laughter
>To this day I don't know what prompted JT to hire her, but within a couple of weeks, Fatty-Lee was a official employee of Colonel Sanders
>cont
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>>36987504
So?
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>>36987504
cont pls
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>>36987504
>The arrival of Fatty-Lee causes some serious logistical problems
>The floorspace in the kitchen is largely taken up by fridges, fryers, warmers, and packing stations
>The walkways are wide enough that two largish people can pass each other with minimal effort
>Not Fatty-Lee, though
>The tightest spots in the kitchen are the Front-Counter (FC) tills and the two tills on Drive-Through (DT)
>Fatty-Lee gets her start serving on FC
This immediately blocks off a significant portion of the store and forces staff to take a detour if they want anything in one of the fridges
>One brave soul of a Supervisor tries to time her movement past the beast like a trap in a Mario game
>She spots an opening and tries to dart past...
>Fatty-Lee takes half a step back to allow her till to open, slamming the poor woman into the fridge with her numerous folds
>From the DT area, I only hear the dull thump, muffled squawk, and mumbled apology
>have a giggling fit that lasts me the next 5 minutes
>Fast-forward a couple weeks
>Fatty-Lee has had several complaints laid against her about her terrible attitude
>She serves every customer as though she takes personal insult at the fact they walked into the store
>She's also slow as a barge and handles even worse
>So she's been 'promoted' to DT window (Literally repeating orders, taking money, and handing out food)
>It's basically her dream job because she just gets to stand in place for the whole shift without needing to walk anywhere
>Our plucky young Supervisor from the previous incident has the misfortune to be on DT with her today, taking and packing orders
>There are two DT tills, one for ringing up orders, one for taking money
>They face each other and are about 4 feet apart
>Fatty-Lee's gigantic ass is parked on the money till, so the poor Supervisor has to squeeze behind her to ring up her orders
>All is proceeding smoothly
>Then Fatty-Lee drops a $20 note
>cont
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>>36987693
go on...
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>>36987693
>She BENDS right over to pick it up
>Our poor Supervisor has the misfortune of already being wedged in behind her
>She has no time to react before she is slammed into the till by Fatty-Lee's superlative ass, winding her
>Fatty-Lee doesn't even offer an apology this time, just carries on as if nothing had happened
>Supervisor is understandably pissed off with her at this point, and starts trying to convince JT to do something about Fatty-Lee
>By this point JT refuses to put Fatty-Lee on the Supervisor's shifts
>She gets moved to our other supervisor, who is a close friend of mine, and the only other guy who works there who isn't a cook. He can be B
>B's first shift with Fatty-Lee
>She starts at 4:30pm
>at 4, I sidle up to B and whisper 't-minus thirty minutes to impact'
>He doesn't click
>4:10 't-minus twenty minutes to impact'
>he still doesn't get it.
>He will soon
>'T-minus ten minutes to impact'
>'Five minutes'
>4:30 rolls around, but Fatty-Lee doesn't
>Fuck this bitch for ruining my joke
>B tries to call her, no response
>at 4:40, I spot her coming in the front door
>Where she promptly LINES UP to order a fucking meal
>Scoot round to tell B what this unbelievable monster is doing
>B sees red
>Storms out to the counter and tells Fatty-Lee,
'Your shift started ten minutes ago, get your ass in here and start working'
>Fatty-Lee turns red, either from embarrassment or anger, it's hard to tell because her face is pretty much incapable of expressing emotion
>Comes back into the kitchen and sulks for her whole shift
>B gets a phone call from JT later that night, after Fatty-Lee leaves
>Apparently Fatty-Lee called JT up on her break to complain about B being abusive
>B blows her off, doesn't give a fuck, at this point nobody likes her or cares about what she has to say
>JT tells him that she has requested not to work on any of his shifts again.
>B and I exchange hi-fives
>Now the only person left for her to work with is AssMan
>cont
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>>36987853
cont
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>>36987853
>AssMan is basically a bitchy black woman in the body of a 6', 250lb black guy
>He is more of a drama queen then the entire female staff of the store combined
>By the time I get a shift with AssMan and Fatty-Lee, they've already had a couple shifts together and I swear you could cut the tension with a knife, smear it on a crumpet, and Fatty-Lee would eat it.
>Our hapless Supervisor is working tonight too, not managing the shift, just serving on DT
>Fatty-Lee reprises her role as DT window/dimensional anchor
>It's summer now, and it's a hot night
>Supervisor sees Fatty-Lee overheating from the immense effort it takes to stand in one place
>Decides to try and be diplomatic
>'Hey Fatty-Lee, I'm getting a bit hot in here, d'you wanna leave the DT window open for a bit?'
>Fatty-Lee bertstares her and continues pouring the customer's drink
>Supervisor is a little confused
>'Fatty-Lee? D'you wanna get that wind-'
>'I'M DOING IT'
>Not gonna lie, my nutsack jumped right up into my stomach at that, it triggered some primal fight-or-flight instincts, and I knew there was no way I was going to beat that in a fight
>Luckily, I wouldn't have to
>'DON'T YOU SPEAK TO MY STAFF LIKE THAT'
>Nobody likes it when AssMan's pissed, and Fatty-Lee turned white as a ghost
>AssMan rounded the corner and demanded an apology from Fatty-Lee
>Fatty-Lee mumbled sorry and continued working, while I was working out whose shifts she'd be working on now
>But the drama wasn't over
>Fatty-Lee was sent on her break not long after that and she asked to speak with AssMan in the office
>Again, wasn't present for the conversation, but Fatty-Lee basically accused AssMan, and all the management in the store of bullying her
>She went on this big tirade about how she could hear us laughing at her as soon as she left the store (because she never actually left straight away, she would always line up to buy food)
>cont (last one)
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>>36983925
Good thing they use low-fat mayo or i could see that becoming a problem
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>>36985941
that shit blockage jesus christ
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>>36988043
oh boy
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>>36988043
>She cited me as one of the ringleaders of the bullying (because I was infamous for hating fatties at work)
>Said she was going to the Union and then quitting
>AssMan pretty much just said, 'What is wrong with you?' and left her sobbing in the office
>The next day, JT hit me up about the whole thing
>I reminded her that I've spoken directly to this monstrosity maybe three times, and it was all work-related
>Know that B and AssMan will have my back and I remind JT that since she refused to work with Fatty-Lee from the start, that she's could get done for favoritism (our Union is just a pack of assholes)
>JT's self-preservation instincts kick in and she asks me to apologize to Fatty-Lee
>'No.'
>'OK.'
>JT manages to convince Fatty-Lee not to go to the Union somehow (Still don't know exactly how she did it)
>Fatty-Lee leaves Colonel Sander's employ with much celebration
>On her last day, AssMan tells her, 'We're having a leaving party for you this Saturday'
>Fatty-Lee glares at him, 'I'm not interested'
>'That's good, cause you're not invited'
Fin
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