>find girl on tinder
>shes dtf from my pics
>agree to meet at club
>she's chatting up 6'3 swole dude, I'm 5'9 dyel
>swole dude disappears, she comes after me
>"you're smaller&skinnier than i thought"
>she's still interested though
>decide i don't want aids and ignore her
>see her kissing up on another dude
I have money and good looks but i wasn't prepared for these feels /fit/, so I decided to start lifting.
Eat a fuckton of protein rich foods and lift !
>>36969998
Lifting won't burn away the beta my friend. Browse around and you will see
>>36969998
Gross, tinder rats. Seems like more trouble than it's worth.
>>36970021
They are.
Unlike OP I do fuck the tinder sluts I meet up with.
Gave me a positive look on life, HIV positive that is. Fml
>>36969998
>You're a lot stouter than I expected. Guess we both lose.
>>36970038
owned
>>36970038
> gave me a positive look on life, HIV positive that is
gave me a hearty kek anon, sorry about the aids tho
>gf is tall and thick
>loves when I pick her up and carry her around
>I get ill
>lose my STR
>she leaves me
I'm better now. Lifting again, but I can't lift those feels away.
>>36969998
we need a a name for the opposite of a gains goblin for this woman.
>>36970117
OP HERE
GAINS GIBIGIANA
GAINS GARGANTUAN
GAINS GODDESS
GAINS GUIDANCE
GLOWING GAINS GIVER
personally I like Gregs Gains Goddess
>>36970106
You serious?
Where do I go to fit pls help
>>36971027
One way ticket to Friendzone City
>>36971027
something that gives you both an experience, e.a. something active.
Movies suck, coffee sucks.
people keep posting this pic of lucifer and it really bothers me
it almost looks exactly like me. Face, hair, nipple size color location, vascularity on arms is identical, ab asymmetry is identical
>>36969998
>i...its not like i wanted anything with you...
>I decided I didnt want anything with her, she was TOTALLY interetested even who im a dyel manlet...
>>36971062
Like what?
>>36969998
> dtf
> meet at club
If she's dtf you meet up at either your or her house retard piece of manlet shit
>>36971059
How?
>>36970428
Do you think I'd come to fit and tell lies?
>>36971146
ice skating, petting zoo, swimming, biking, some local activities in your city
just sitting and talking is pretty much the shittiest thing you can do
>>36969998
How do I into Lucifer mode?
>>36971062
Find a milogna in your town and learn Tango with her or some shit. It doesn´t matter, just something she does not expect really
>>36971062
what a hassle lol just invite her over and fuck
>>36971027
"You"
>>36971148
nah dude, it was probably more of a "if i dont find a huge nigger dick tonight I will settle with this manlet"
She got her nigger dick though
>>36970007
this, it's just made me even more insecure
>>36972520
Wait. So she met you and this tall guy at the same time?
>>36972606
this convo was before the club
I got to the club after she did and she was already hugging up on some dude, so I did my own thing and we eventually crossed paths, she is dancing on me and says im small kek, then I say fuck this bitch and walk away, then shes kissing up on another dude minutes later.
I looked around after an hour of watching her bounce around to diff dudes after I ditched her and was thankful i dodged a bullet watching her walk out with a melanoid that most likely had aids.
>>36972520
How can anyone use a font this fucking ugly what is wrong with you nigger
>>36970062
Thanks anon, got a good gf that doesnt mind now. Just sucks I'll never get to fuck or get blown without a condom thou.
>>36970055
We decided to meet up when i was out already and didnt have a condom on me, she die but it was a latex one and I'm allergic to latex. For the one time i fuck without condom because of circumstances..
>>36971181
Look at this retard
Take her out for a drink, near your place. 2 beers in, go for the kill nukka
