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>>36957479
tfw when no qt 3.14 maidenh
>tfw i can't OHP a battleaxe
>laughingmaidens.jpg
why even crusade
>>36957479
> tfw noble
> fucking serfs always using the bitch weights
>>36957479
>cardio suit
No gains
>>36957479
>my heart yearns, a lonely man with no fair maiden, verily.
Will wearing full plate help my gains
>>36957522
if you haven't done Sir Jasonius Blaharino 5x5 Starting Squire you'll just be wasting your time
>>36957522
Verily
SS+GOKNAVE
MAKE HASTE
Gallon of mead a day
> seeth a high testeth wench while i'm at the gym.
> wanteth to procreate lovingly with her with lustful vigor.
> rememb'r I already has't already a wife who's fath'r funds mine own miltary campaigns.
its just not fair bros.
>the wizard hath brought me a potion'o'strength
>the feeling of vigor
>can hoist half o' cow over mine own head
>distraught as I remember I've yer to court a lady
What sorrow hath hell brought upon me.
>>36957260
There isth already another thread of posts of the same subject.
>>36957589
Scewer thyself
He who hath leff humanity behind
>>36957626
Hallowed be his whey
>>36957637
Keketh
>m'lord requested all the pigs in the land
>harvest is over
>m'lord keeps thee bound to thy field, no chance to work till the next harvest
Peasants, how does one maketh advances with no fields or food? Farmers Force? FF seems but a myth
>>36957724
>FF seems but a myth
'tis not true, however expect thine lower half to resemble the legs of a mighty dragon
>>36957479
Thou a fool to train without potions, he hath train for many years beateth by magic. Remindeth my why potions are outlawed?
Ay fitizens a royal decree hast been hath sent out by House Piano, i requesteth 15 scoops to deliv'r'd immediately. Sendeth scoops this way 'r beest f'rev'r be curs'd, replyeth anon with right babe to this posteth 'r thee shall beest small'r by the day
>>36957812
fifteen s'rvings, cometh on
>>36957522
Will wearing full plate help my gains
Nay, lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc
>>36957854
This always bugs me in RPGs... Full plate is much, much LIGHTER than full mail.
>Thou art me
>Thy supper is naught but cabbage stew for many a fortnight
>Thou hast just slain thy first knight
>Feeleth good gentleman
>tfw still hath no comely wench to warm thy bed
>tfw Ser Chadwick feasts upon mutton and ale daily and yet enters into carnal relations with many maidens
while you're in the FIELDS harvesting, Chadrick is consuming PASTRIES, yet all lustful maidens still associate with HIM and not with THOUEST.
it's because Chadrick has FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT.
Kek
>>36957637
our neighbours worship a false prophet, and must be destroyed, lest their worships seeps into the hearts of our young
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