>hey anon, have you heard of keh-toh?
>apparently all you eat are eggs and fatty foods and you lose weight!
>we have to cut out carbs though, so I dumped out all your rice and oatmeal, sorry!
>you're okay with that, right anon?
>>36948967
I would suck a fart out of that bitches ass and be glad for the chance.
>>36948967
Joke's on you, my gf knows keto is a meme.
"What a good bitch you are. I'ven been trying to get on keh-toh for a sec, but i'm too lazy."
But for real, i told my girl about keto and she said she would never try.
>>36948979
>bitches
Bitch's
>>36948967
No, you fat slut. Who the fuck are you, anyway?
That shopped ass though
>a human female
>not eating carbs
I've never heard of such a thing.
>>36948967
GET OUT NOW. YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>>36948967
FUCKIN SLUT GIMMIE MY CUM BACK!!!
>>36948967
looks like someones mom
>Told gf I was going to do keto for 2 month cut but she doesn't have to
>even though she's tiny cardio bunny does it with me anyway
>always has new keto recipes for me to try
BTW keto isn't a meme. You most likely have no will power to stick to it for more than a day so won't see results (bit like your lifting am I right champ)
>>36948996
>herp derp that mother fucker used a homonym wrong! I must quickly correct them lest the internet div/0!!!
Fuck off, cunt.
>>36949572
>sticking to a calorie restricting diet produces results
You sure about that, champ?
>What the fuck? Who are you? What did you do to my boyfriend (no homo)?
>>36949618
>possessive case vs plural
>same as a homonym
You sure told him, chief
>>36948967
>falling for the keto meme
you're paying for it all that flesh adds up
I'll eat your eg-NOTHING MOM!
>>36948967
>>36948979
https://www.instagram.com/missmiafit/
Thank me later.
>>36949654
Keto isn't calorie restrictive though, it's carb restrictive.
I have a friend who is on it because apparently it reduces seizures from epilepsy.
>>36950047
>Keto isn't calorie restrictive though, it's carb restrictive
Then you would lose nothing but water on it.
...oh, wait.
>>36949618
>homonym
>>36949572
>isn't a meme
>provides no evidence to back his claim
>ad hominem
You're the meme here, kiddo.
>>36950016
Jesus christ my dick
>>36948967
What you're doing there is cannibalism, porker. Now bend over this fucking counter.
>>36948967
Oh Jesus Christ how I would love to berry my fleischstick deep into that ass
>>36950047
Holy fucking shit that fucking face, pls no.
>>36950016
Jesus christ.... her face looks just like my mailman.
>implying my girlfriend can live without rice
she's Asian, if she doesn't have rice during a meal, she'll melt.
>>36948967
Bitch. You don't fuck with an Asian's rice.
>>36949039
>female
>human
don't cuck too hard, cuck
>>36949572
Or you could just not be a fat fuck and do a normal cutting diet that doesn't fuck up your vitals. Sure it might be good for fatties as a way to lose weight without losing the tasty food. But atleast i have the willpower to eat healthy and varied diet without having to resort to keto.
>>36948967
>wasting food
Only thing I have a problem with. Well that and
>all you eat are eggs and fatty foods
sounds like too much cholesterol.
Her body is amazing.
Why would you do keto unless you have a medical condition? At the end of the day it still comes down to whether you're at, below, or above your calorie expenditure.
>>36950016
>https://www.instagram.com/missmiafit/
I'm moving to denmark.
>>36950421
>dietary cholesterol=blood cholesterol
why are you fuckers still memeing this
cholesterol levels have more to do with activity level and muh genetics
>>36949618
What if it was him correcting himself?
>>36948967
That's photoshopped. Look at the towel. Look at the weird shape of her hamstrings.
>>36948967
I believe women should stay away from low-carb diets.
>>36952372
let me dream
>>36948967
i want to smell her sweaty shit hole.
>>36949618
>n-no homonyn
>women today think having thunder thighs is sexy
>>36953220
Dumb frogposter.
>>36953220
tiny penis bitch spotted.
>>36953409
Sorry I prefer fit women
Name op??
>>36953457
>sorry i prefer "women" that look like pre pubescent boys
FTFY
>>36950313
>>36950336
>implying you would ever look at her face
>>36948967
What is the name of this woman?
>>36948979
I love her so much that I would swim out into a shark infested sea with oily fish bits tied to my genitalia, just to smell the hand of a Chinese businessman who shook hands with his Mexican cleaner who accidentally brushed his hands against her breast. I would then strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to her. After that I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with her over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception and then I would belly flop into a pool of Aids infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress her beautiful legs while wearing gloves. I would also let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters. Finally I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to be able to eat a crusty piece of dried vaginal secretion from a pair of her 6-year-old panties that had never been washed.
>>36953457
more like women that already tasted that juicy BBC.
>>36948993
Why?
>>36955234
Please have sex
>>36953220
>>36953457
L O W T E S T
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>>36953457
>weak women with shit posture
>>36953220
I like huge asses but the thigs looks better when normal
>>36955234
No way, I can't even imagine doing that
>>36955331
>>36949086
I wish it was my mum
>>36955278
Sex?
>>36955234
Kek
![[caffeine] Koufuku Graffiti - 06 [720p][61491EFD].mkv_snapshot_22.03_[2015.12.27_22.21.17].png](https://i.imgur.com/txY3sp4.jpg "[caffeine] Koufuku Graffiti - 06 [720p][61491EFD].mkv_snapshot_22.03_[2015.12.27_22.21.17].png")
>>36955234
>I would also let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Chauncie, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the guy who have had touched the receipt that she handed to him during her shift at hooters.
Fucking get help
>>36955234
New copypasta material, right here.
>>36955234
I absolutely died.
>>36955234
this is excellent
>>36955842
>new
>>36949618
You shouldn't take pride in being a moron
>>36948967
Looks like I'll need a new carpet and a new GF
>>36950016
>single mom
EVACUATE THE THREAD
>>36955234
>10,000 volts
>implying
>>36953220
it's more of a coping mechanism because they're all so fat
my ex had glorious tree trunks and would say "thick thighs save lives" one second, and start crying the next
>>36949012
don't be mad just because you don't have the 8x6 to satisfy her breh
>>36955234
>>36962600
>>36961900
back to back dubs, check'd
>>36948990
Keto is a meme is a meme
>>36959827
>being so autistic that you wont take advantage of slutty single moms
I want to spank her until she cries.
>>36948967
fat
>>36948967
Only a gigantic faggot would pass on fucking that booty doggystyle.
Holy shit my fucking wiener.
THAT FUCKING COUNTER IS NOT LEVEL WITH THE STOVE!!!
>>36950388
you are an uneducated idiot.
>>36950092
bullshit. calorie restriction leads to a lowering of your metabolism and muscle loss during an ordinary diet. keto aims to protect the muscles and the change to fat as fuel prevents the metabolism from slowing down, even wehen on a deficit, bc there's that sweet body fat.
no wonder all you guys are either fat lardasses reading about fitness all day or hairless twinks with an inflated ego.
>>36951867
Blood cholesterol and dietary cholesterol are the same molecules. Eating dietary cholesterol increases the amount of cholesterol in your blood. The amount of dietary cholesterol you eat is not solely responsible for the amount of cholesterol in your blood though.
>>36955234
keto is such a bad meme i hope everyone stops doing it, please stop dying earlier than you have to
>>36955234
>>36949080
Finally a /fit/izen with his priorities straight.
>>36952372
Nah bro, she really does have a massive ass and pair of legs.
>>36948967
i love to let a stinky protein fart and then look at high test girls and pretend it's them that farted. Gets me rock
>>36965264
She claims to be a lesbian now
>>36948967
If I already have a gf, I have no reason to lose weight.
>>36966748
Women claim all sorts of things.
>>36955234
that's dedication
aw how sweet
>>36948967
Who are you? How did you get in my house?
>>36955234
top kek
>>36950016
>single mom
>steroid face
>180 pounds
>comical proportions
interest lost.
>>36966748
probably a temporary thing caused by all that testosterone from the steroids she's very obviously taking.
>>36953457
She could be nymphet material if not for those disgusting breasts.
>>36955234
Canadian?
![Princess_Fiona[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GJ1biBc.jpg "Princess_Fiona[1].jpg")
>>36950016
>https://www.instagram.com/missmiafit/
>>36948967
some pictures her face is attractive and in others she is an ogre.
>>36950016
HIGHTEST
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>>36948967
You're disgusting. But I don't have rice and oatmeal bitch that was yours.
We can also just do dnp, meth and have a crapload of sex. Works better.
>meat
>eggs
>fruit
>veggies
>dairy
>>36955234
>>36948967
shes a dyke, meh
>>36952372
ass so phat it tears up space/time fabric
>>36950016
Thanks anon. I'm cutting, and I needed to barf out my last meal. This helped.
Keto is the best diet there is though
>>36948967
how did you get in my house you gross monster
>>36966085
>being this mad
eat a snickers. you're not you when you're hungry
>>36969970
Are you really such a non-personality that you quote commercials in your life. Read a book, Anon. Free your mind.
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
>>36948967
Hey, poorly photoshop grill, I hope you aren't going to pour that shit in your hand over the fucking eggs
>>36971355
th is overrated but that joke isn't
>>36955234
pls include me in screencap
yo lanks how do I tell my coworker who thinks he's 6'2 while he is 5'9 max that he's full of shit without breaking his average sized heart
>>36950016
My dick could cut through a bank vault door right now
>>36971446
How tall are you?
>>36971518
5'8 and we're at eye lvl
coworker who's 6'3 looks like a head taller than him
>>36965988
hello sir i go to r3ddit too haha nice reaction pic rage face :D
>>36971424
Dude, This Must Be The Place is the greatest pop song of the 80s.
the heads are underrated if anything
>>36971584
thanks man XD, i have a lot "desu" :)
Check this!
>>36955234
Capped for future generations.
>>36950627
Isn't Sophie from Denmark as well?
>>36953457
>Has to grocery shop with music constantly playing because real life is too boring for her
>>36953213
Add homomeme
How does this shit even work, ain't it all about thermodynamics, calories in calories out..etc?
There's no difference between macro's calories and it sure doesn't raise your metabolism, I already acknowledge the fact it keeps you more satiated, but from a pure "fat burning" perspective what's there to it?
>>36973087
Ketones
Do you even adapt, bro?
>>36973128
Nice buzzword bro, almost as good as
>Burning 8gr of ketones is like burning 16 of regular macros
>>36973087
There's this field in medicine called endocrinology; it's slightly more nuanced than 'calories in, calories out'.
>>36973087
>How does this shit even work, ain't it all about thermodynamics, calories in calories out..etc?
That's the white nerd narrative.
Obviously it's ultimately true but the body is a lot more complex than a fucking car engine.
Calories in/out is still most of it, obviously.
>>36973161
>Eat at a deficit
>Burn deficit as fat
>Eat at a deficit, while in keto
>Burn deficit as fat
>VVVVVV
>WHATS
>THE
>FUCKING
>POINT
>^^^^^^^^^^^
It's like you retards kept spitting the buzzwords at each other till' they become common knowdge or some shit.
>>36973220
Eating at a deficit doesn't exclusively burn 100% fat. The human body is not a propane tank. Hormones largely dictate where it will draw energy from in the body. Lifters use dichotomies because anything more complex than A or B is too much for people to wrap their heads around in one sitting, and they don't have time to re-explain thousands of pages of biology research literature to them.
