>2016
>Not dancing for cardio
Started shuffling/cutting shapes recently and Ive been sweating like crazy
Also learning moves is always a good thing esp when you get out and be the king of the dancefloor
Ok?
>shuffling
lmao fucking wasteman
please stick to your shitty edm garbage
that being said, dancing for hours on end is pretty good fitness
>implying going to clubs isn't the most repetitive and boring thing ever
HAHAHAH. keep up the killer work, faggot.
>>36933044
Semi related
>go to rave in LA
>Kind of new to scene, so not sure what to expect
>Get drunk as fuck, guy in the back of club sells me some molly
>shit kicks in and I feel ridiculous
>Go to the dance floor and just start sperging the fuck out, all over the goddamn place, no sense of rhythm or coordination, like a autistic cyclone
>Girls dig it and start dancing with me
>wut?
>confused, I stop and some fag wearing the mad hatter outfit and some others come up to me 'broooo thay was sick, you got some moves, how long you been shuffling' I say 'wtf is that'
>scurry away to do more drugs and sperg to the wubs
Mfw they thought my cerebral palsy/epileptic jig was good dancing
>>36934960
>MFW you're actually autistic and didn't learn that THIS is the way to get girls not being on /fit/ everyday
you fucking moron
>>36933044
Shuffling and dancing is more suited to skinny fuccbois in tight pants who are flexible and wear nikes everywhere
clubs are boring if you arent drunk
cant drink if you drive yourself there
>>36935022
OR if you just don't drink period.
Shits dull as hell,drunk people are annoying.
>>36935030
unless you're drunk yourself
>>36933044
This is p much zyzz's secret. He claims no cardio but he raved for 4 hours each weekend
I like clubs but you cant go by yourself
>stand around awkwardly with a drink
>can't dance for shit
>drunk as fuck at club
>bros drag me to dance floor
>tell them i can't dance
>they say they can't either
>we proceed to do Call of duty reload animations while bobbing our knees up and down
>girls are so impressed they go further away from us to get a better view
not so bad if you're with your bros
>>36935108
yeah while doing cocaine.
Ended pretty good, didnt it? or should i say pretty...sooon.
>>36933044
>shuffling
>king of the dancefloor
are you in 2007?
>>36935128
>girls go further away to get a better view
Kek
>>36933044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa5mR4E_rM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ijprVSIx9w
These work for me..
>>36933074
>wasteman
kek
>>36933044
I've accepted the fact that I won't dance sober so my dance gains are offset by me drinking fifteen beers/shots during the night. Hella fun though.
>>36935197
>tfw 2007 was 19 years ago
>>36935372
>yesterday was tomorrow
I dance kizomba desu lads. Not great cardio but I effin love it.
>>36935395
today is yesterday's tomorrow. no excuses
underground house and cutting shapes will redeem edm
T B H F A M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJ6Jnr7CJo
>2016
>not repping your gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWXcFb6nW0M
It's not a dance, lads.
>>36935632
bK all day nigguh crippp cuuuuuh
>>36935127
>o by yourself
>>stand around awkwardly with a drink
Yeah you can. I do all the time. I look mysterious as fuck.
>>36935128
Who's got the webm of the guy doing that??
>>36935770
I dunno hope no one does because it's completely over meeemed
>>36935977
Sorry senpai
>>36935676
You mean autistic right?
