>just ate an entire thing of garlic
>feel like I'm gonna pass out
What happened to me fit?
why
Clearly, you're Dracula.
>>36875445
Nothing's gonna happen, garlic is good. Why did you eat an entire thing though?
>>36875445
>>36875512
>an entire thing of garlic
You mean a clove?
>>36875531
Thing.
>>36875531
No, he means a head of garlic.
The whole fucking thing.
>>36875546
clove
>>36875552
>Remember that the large bulb of garlic you buy is NOT one 'clove'. The whole garlic is called a 'head' or 'knob'. Each small, individual segment of a garlic head is a clove.
>>36875563
clove
OP HERE
I laid down for a while and feel better. That was intents
>>36875563
>eating a knob
Sounds like /fit/ alright
>>36875747
Intents.
OP just stop.
>>36875445
>current year
>not cutting out garlic and onions out of diet
>not having delicious sweet cum
>>36875445
>just ate an entire thing of garlic
OP is either a troll or he can handle the worst burning sensation know to man kind
>eating pleb whitey garlic
>>36876700
inb4 I do this and die
>>36876640
Garlic is delicious.
>>36876745
that makes me feel really uncomfortable for some reason. I do not know.
Like some weird irrational fear, what the fuck
LOL you're aware that garlic contains "Chlocederine" which can be toxic in high amounts! RIP OP, you truly were a faggot
>>36876745
Its healthy as fuark but i struggle to eat a single clove, guess its different with patrician style bulbs.
>>36876730
Better than acid mang, all natural.
>>36876757
>irrational
They're going to hatch, soon.
Soon.
Garlic will give a god tier taste to anything if you throw a clove in it, but it will make you fucking repulsive for at least 24 hours.
The problem with garlic is that, unlike things like onion and cheese, it doesn't simply make your breath smelly.
It hijacks your bodily functions. You breathe garlic, you sweat garlic, you pee and poop garlic.
It's like nature wanted to say fuck you to humans for daring to want something that tasted good and was also nice for your health.
>>36876757
It's Trypophobia nigga
>>36876757
There is a type of phobia for objects with small holes in them like that. Look it up, its speculated that things in nature that look like that are often poisonous, and the only humans who didnt eat things that looked like that were the ones who were scared of it, so somewhere down the line your pussy ass monkey grandpa saved your ass by not eating that garlic.
>>36876803
hahahahahahaha
>>36875445
its the feeling of sucking really bad at food leaving your body
When I have a cold I press 3-4 cloves into a small cup and down it with a bit of water. It works wonders but you'll feel nauseous for a while and you'll stink. And I don't mean from your mouth, you'll feel like garlic is oozing from your pores, so avoid other humans.
>>36876640
That's ginger. Homo.
>>36876757
u like?
>>36879245
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>36877379
You might be using too much garlic.
>>36875512
Garlic in that amount is actually toxic.
https://examine.com/supplements/garlic/
>Garlic can be toxic if consumed in very high doses, so supplementation should never go beyond 5% of the diet. This results in the following maximum dosages:
17.0 grams for a 150lb person
22.7 grams for a 200lb person
28.4 grams for a 250lb person
>>36879637
Makes me wonder if it's actually 5% of diet, as in 5% of calories, or actually a body weight related thing. I would expect a toxicity to be based on body weight rather than calories in diet.
I assume this article arrived at their body weights by assuming a 150,etc pound person consumed some number of calories.
I mean, imagine if toxicity were actually based on food intake.
>oh no I just ate a toxic level of something
>I know! I'll eat cake and ice cream to make sure I don't get sick!
It doesn't work like that I'm sure.
>>36875781
>>36875445
Do not eat chinese garlic, its unhealthy.
>>36875445
Hows that cut going ?
>>36879704
>The lowest estimated 'toxic' dose associated with raw garlic consumption has been noted to be a human equivalent of 400mg/kg (or 25g of raw garlic), which resulted in testicular toxicity
>>36879245
this is surprisingly beautiful
>things have been on the shitty side and it feels like I haven't really laughed in ages
>this thread is the thing that makes me lose my shit and start cackling til my eyes watered a little
What happened to me fit?
>>36877379
>you sweat garlic
I can confirm this.
I smell like a Chinese restaurant when I got a sweat going.
Onions and garlic for days doe
>>36875781
Kek
>>36877445
>muh fear of little holes
Literally meme phobia
>>36875445
Do you mean a bulb?
>>36877379
>this
I sweat garlic and onion for days.
Op confirmed for vampire
>>36875445
Are you romanian, OP?
>>36875546
A metric thing or an imperial thing?
>>36875445
You know garlic is poisonous right?
>>36876745
this shit is great, ate it for the first time a while ago. 10/10 would eat again.
>>36880907
>sola dosis facit venenum
In Hawaii they sell garlic cloves with some sort of vinaigrette or soy sauce that is fucking delicious. It's like a little container that you can buy at most stores. Along with poke. God damn I love poke.
>>36879622
>if you throw a clove in it
he isn't using enough m8
>>36875781
top zozzle.
>>36875572
RABBIT SEASON
