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you may choose only one muscle* on your body.
(if you choose biceps, you get both biceps, etc.)

the chosen muscle will grow to superhuman insane proportions

your other muscles will continue to see progress if you work at it, but only half as fast as normal

choose wisely
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is a weenie a muscle
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>>36850262
no
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My dick
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shoulders tbqh senpai
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Tongue
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Lats seems like a good choice. I will be Latman.
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Traps all dayyyyyy
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>>36850279
Yeah i wanna be wide as h*ck
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>>36850248
NECK
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>>36850279
>>36850304
Not a muscle but a collection of muscles
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Pecs. Mine are fucking pathetic.
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Glutes!
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Quaaaads
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>>36850248
Lats
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>>36850303
I'm going to tell your mom you're swearing on the internet.
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>>36850248
Cardiac muscle
>not picking the most used muscle
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>>36850378
>wanting an enlarged heart

Enjoy your early death
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the brain or heart

I be looking weird as fuck
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>>36850400
>>36850378
Lel rekt
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kegel muscle

i will use it to make superhuman, 15-yard, precise ejaculations, become world famous for lassoing porn sluts from across the pool
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>>36850433
holy fuck this is genius
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>>36850248
forearms

I want to be able to crush someone's skull in a fight like popeye
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>>36850404
> brain is muscle
I guess I'd want some brain gains if I were you
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Uhh.. Being disproportionate isn't aesthetic, so probably something like abs, they won't get too huge right?
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>>36850248
Lats.
Are there any other options?

>your other muscles will continue to see progress if you work at it, but only half as fast as normal

What about sterons?
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>>36850248
Core
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pubococcygeus for instant rock hard erections on demand
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>>36850248
my booty
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>>36850362

This
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i'm disappointed /tv/
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Neck or shoulders. If those don't count since they are groups of muscles then calves. Nothing else would look even remotely acceptable to the max.
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>>36851682
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Abs.
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>>36850372
Please don't
>>36851862
Lenny go home
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>>36850802
>Rest of your muscles grow at 1/2 speed
>Abs
Good luck being ottermode
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>>36850598
Flexor or extendor?
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brain - brain can't grow because of skull so it grows inwards and becomes super send and full of mass.
modify genetics with newly discovered gene therapy
Get money from insane brainpower
Fund trumps campaign and wall
Make America real again
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>>36852633
You're dumb as shit. The brain can grow, it kills you. It's also not a fucking muscle.

>Fund trumps campaign and wall

of course you're a fucking trumpster..
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>>36850248
Obliques or Erectors Spinae
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>>36850340
So the BIcep.
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>>36850248
Calves of course
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Forearms. Any other answer is objectively wrong.
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>>36852748
>>>>>back2reddit
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>>36852748
>can't handle the bantz
>can't stump the trump
Tell me anon, were you triggered because he's a white male?
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ITT: op knows nothing about muscles.
>just one muscle
>Bicep
>name literally implies it's two muscles
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>>36851682
>All four feet of Tom Hardy
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>>36850248
I choose my lats

With my superhuman lats and normal-human body, I will be able to return to my home country where the hot desert air creates mighty updrafts

I will jump from the tallest tower and strech out my enormous lats and soar on the currents

With a costume and the right kind of gadgets (probably faeces and big rocks to drop on people) I shall soar through the air as latsman and avenge the memory of my fallen parents who were killed by infection (unrelated)
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>>36851596
nice ass desu senpai, better than my gf's
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>>36856505
Nice post senpai
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>>36851596
hnnnnnnnng
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Lats since they never can get big enough
But biceps would be second choice.
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>>36850248
Delts. Or maybe quads, cuz I hate squats.
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My silver tounge
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