ITT: gym rage
> lift at uni gym because it's super cheap for students
> mental health initiative by the school makes the gym free during exams for anyone with a valid school ID
> new guy comes in
> loads up 2.5pl8 squats
> takes a hugely wide stance - we're talking feet flush with the end of the power rack
> quarter squats 1x3
> audibly chuckles and smirks at me as I start to struggle on my ATG sets
> doesn't rerack his weights, just moves to the benches to start shoulder pressing 40s with half-ROM
> resident big guy (4u) wants to use the squat rack he vacated
> politely asks summerfag if he's done
> summerfag gets uppity, starts subtly implying big guy (4u) is too dumb to figure it out himself
> mfw
>paying to use your own uni gym
>>36842100
$20 CAD for the entire semester ain't bad fampai
>>36842367
What the fuck? They make you pay? I guess they build it into the cost of tuition at most schools so it's "free"; you should check to make sure they aren't making you pay twice.
>>36842401
use of the gym besides the rec room is free for all students, but you need to buy a membership for the weight room
all in all it ain't bad, especially considering I'm American and Current Year Man hasn't unfucked the Canadian dollar yet
I used to go to a uni gym with my mates for free and I didn't even go there. Fuck paying for that
>sexual healing is on my gyms playlist for some reason and usually plays atleast once during the time i workout
>im at the gym, only other person there, its cute yoga pants girls
>were both in the dumbell section so working out not far from eachother
>sexual healing starts playing
>i look over, she looks at me both sort of smirking oddly at this weird as song
> i say ''i usually dont get this far on the first date"
>she looks away angry, ignores me
>later she her talking to gym staff, as i walk by they both stare at me
wtf it was just a fucking dumb joke..this cunt is going to get my membership revoked fuck me
>>36842500
>dubs don't lie
She sounds like a frigid uppity bitch. This is why you keep your earbuds in and don't talk to strangers at the gym senpai
>>36842500
kek that was a pretty good line anon.
>>36842500
> "i usually don't get this far on the first date"
>>36842500
you're not attractive. if you were, she would have laughed at that, maybe even replied with something funny
My university pisses me off. They have a fucking sea of cardio equipment and only a few machines are ever in use. Then only like 3 squat racks and 3 or 4 bench presses. The squat racks are always in use. RREEEE
Luckily most of the guys are scared of looking dyel as fuck in front of the girls so they don't do bench lol, they mostly just do curlbrah routine
>>36842436
What uni?
>>36842500
That's a pretty good line actually, she sounds like a cunt. only ugly guys are creepy though, so maybe she thinks you're creepy. Either way, she should have appreciated the creativity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
>>36842436
>have to buy membership for weight room
Let me guess, UofT? Fucking cucks lmao
>>36841912
>two roided chavs always trying to stare me down in the gym for no reason
>goes on for ages, they do little shit like move my weights when i'm refilling water bottle
>getting changed one day, they walk in, see me and laugh
>ask what their problem is
>one calls me a faggot and tells me to stfu, tells me not to go to the gym anymore
Now, being a weak pussy at the time, I started training early in the morning as opposed to late at night to avoid them... six months later I had becmoe a lot bigger, but more than that I'd spent a few months training in boxing and Muay Thai. I realised I shouldn't be afraid of some wannabe gangsters, so I started going late again.
>a few weeks pass without me seeing them, wonder if they switched gyms
>leaving gym one night, see one of them walking to his car alone
>late at night on a saturday, car park is empty and the gym was extremely quiet
>run up to him, push him then kick his leg out from underneath him
>look around, can't see anyone plus we're partially concealed on one side because of two huge bins
>start calling him all the thinks i'd wanted to, now he was the girl hair, the faggot, the bitch
>he's protesting, saying he didn't mean to, trying to scramble away
>start kicking his ribs and stamping on his chest
>he looks like he's reaching into his jacket for something for something (he's slow as fuck so not really worried) so I stamp on his face
>at this point i think he's in no position to fight back
>suddenly get a great idea, need to piss pretty bad
>unzip my jeans and let fly all over his body, laughing as i drench him
>he's lying there hunched over gurgling in pain
>kick him hard 5 times in the ribs, laughing like a maniac at this point
>tell him don't fuck with me again and take his gym bag, shoes + phone, throw it all in a river near my house on the way home
>>36842500
Lol, brutal. The worst thing is that if you looked like a male model she would've laughed and asked for your number. Women literally HATE sub 8 men.
>>36842659
Gym fees are built into UofT tuition, like with most schools.
>>36842712
Then OP probably goes to a shitty community college
>>36842698
wow nice roid rage
>>36842500
Pretty funny, anon, I would have chatted with you.
>I'm a homo dude tho
>>36842500
Dude that's fucking hilarious. Great line, sounds like she's crazy stuck up. 4 out of the other 5 times you'll get a laugh
>>36842602
mcgill
>>36842720
when i went to my community college all you had to do for the gym was swipe your ID and you're in.
>>36842698
>autism: the post
Go roleplay on /x/, they're used to it over there.
>>36842698
I remember seeing this before, fresh pasta?
>>36842774
Isn't /x/ like 99% fat weeaboo shut-ins asking how to summon a succubus?
>>36842788
Yes. That's why blatantly made-up shit fits in so well there.
>>36842768
I'm so sorry
>>36842828
I'm doing my master's here after staying for all of undergrad
in retrospect, awful decision
>>36842749
>>36842774
Nice posts newfags
>>36842698
>this shit again
>>36842768
McGill is fucking meme-tier. What do you study?
I'm at UWaterloo. Not an incredible weight room but it's usually pretty open and is 100% free.
>>36842894
pharmacology m80
> muh harvard of canada
fuck off
>>36842894
>implying waterloo is any good
enjoy DYEL asians and poo in the loos
>>36842894
PAJEET POO : IN THE UWATERLOO
>Push Day
>Just finished Bench, DB OHP, need to isolate dem dere triceps with Skullcrushers
>Move into larger weights room as there's 2 EZ Bars in there
>Osama using one, some shoulder fucker of an exercise with bad rom. Other bar is on preacher rack with 10lb on each side, no-one using it
>Take it
>A random panjeet appears - "We're using that".
>It's Osama, explaining he's using both bars, whilst his bruv takes a drink.
>MFW
>Ask him if he's being serious using the only two EZs in the place
>He is
>Guve him benefit of the doubt. Swallow my rage. Go grab a straight barbell and load up, start reps
>The entire time Osama and Gaddafi are operating some bullshit circuit, using the only decline bench, 2 other benches, 6 dumbells, rope pulldown, both EZ Bars and the preacher bench
>Two sets in to my rage filled sets, decide I've fucking had enough.
>Grab one of the EZ Bars, replacing plates. Just waiting to be interrupted
>Ready to fucking explode
>It never comes
>Proceed to wrench out the angriest set of reps I've ever done
>Strip bar and rerack the shit
>Stare at Osama whilst I find a bench to incline some DBs
>>36842835
What's wrong with McGill? Isn't is one of the top schools in Canada?
>>36842894
>waterloo
>>36844796
as an undergrad
> soulless, mind-numbingly stupid bureaucracy
> incredibly difficult to speak with professors because they're constantly busy
> horrific winters the city makes no effort to clean up during
> SJWs everywhere - was told I'm culturally appropriating for taking Persian as a language when I have family in Iran
> food is very expensive - 6pack of chicken breasts will run you upwards of $12
as a grad student
> soulless, mind-numbingly stupid bureaucracy
> facilities and labs are complete shit, my lab does synthetic chem and ran out of syringes for nearly a month
> no clear guidelines for anything - I had to cobble together details for a massive presentation I have in May myself because no one in the department even told me it was coming up until a month ago
> professors with tenure are insufferable pricks that just want to see you squirm
> food is still expensive
it requires a special type. Definitely a demanding school
>>36845408
Im here for undergrad right now and I actually quite like it. At least its not assfuck nowhere small-town Ontario. Cheap tuition also makes up for the food expenses for me. Theres a Costco up in mile-end, try buying a bunch of shit there and freezing it.
>Lift at my college gym
>About to do dumbbell rows
>About to grab bench
>see stuff at the end of the bench that belongs to some chick at the other end of the gym flirting with some guys that will give her the attention
>Grab her stuff and put it on the ground
>she comes back and rollers her eyes at me/gives me dirty looks.
>mfw
I know it doesn't sound like much but it just got me riled up. If you're going to go to the gym to workout than workout, don't use the place as a social club.
>>36845624
yeah the cheap tuition is dope. My dad's French and there's some sort of agreement France has with Quebec that all frogs pay in-province tuition
>1 months into lifting
>been going to gym at 11pm to avoid crowds sometimes 5am
>go in at 10am one day because more confident with what I'm doing
>weight lifting room full of dyels, power racks are all free
>go to power rack where guy is watching himself do db flys in its mirror
>ignore and load up
>start squatting
>guy screams loud and drops his last dumbell and hops off his bench
> “scuse me m8 just noticed your form there and your back is slightly arched”
>”oh really I was actually wondering about that because I can't see myself”
>”yeah and you're going too low”
> computer switches itself on at home
> double clicks angry pepe folder
>”just see your head there pointing down.. what you need to do m8 is to have your head u-
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>-p and don't go so low, i'm only telling you m8 because I got a really bad back injury from doing squats and my pt at the time showed me proper form, I don't do them really because my injury was so bad, im just looking out for you m8, here can I show you?”
>proceeds to squat with the most horrifically concave back, head pointing skyward, presumably towards god, it wont be long now
>go to pic related as a 24 yr old graduate student
>pretty sizeable gym, even during peak hours theres always room to get whatever workout in you need and people are always pretty friendly
>but
>people will camp out next to squat racks waiting for one
>literally will just stand behind you waiting for you to finish occasionally glancing at you
>DYELs, Indians/Arabs, and womenalways come in packs and take up uneccesary amount of space
>god help you if you if you try to workout in the dumbbell section
>people just jumping in front of your mirror space
>Indians/Arabs will crowd around you while you workout and generally be in the way
>Theres always a very loud group of arabs playing volleyball
>blonde whore with her giant tits hanging all over the place getting filmed by her posse of staceys
>asians always in the swimming pool with their families (dont know why but theres so many asian families that use the pool
>dyel hipsters using the rock wall all the time
it may seem like a lot but its not too bad of a gym tho
>>36845624
wait anon do you go to mcgill? come lift with us bro
>>36845408
>student
>> soulless, mind-numbingly stupid bureaucracy
>> facilities and labs are complete shit, my lab does synthetic chem and ran out of syringes for nearly a month
>> no clear guidelines for anything - I had to cobble together details for a massive presentation I have in May myself because no one in the department even told me it was coming up until a month ago
>> professors with tenure are insufferable pricks that just want to see you squirm
>> food is still expensive
At least you have me to cheer you up at 6:30 AM everyday r-right?
>>36845764
You did nothing wrong.
>>36845962
Laughing hard
>>36842989
>every uni in Canada
>>36845853
fuck man that's awesome. Queb tuition is like 1K. Im Canadian so its like 6K but it's still better than anywhere else.
>>36842500
top bantz
>>36846060
I do, yeah. My parents got me a gym membership at a 24 hrs place this year for my birthday so I haven't been to the school gym in a while but Ill be back there next semester. How is it? When do you lift?
>tfw 8:30 class in the gym building and I can lift right after
>>36842500
Odds are you're ugly or have a really creepy demeanor if she didn't laugh at that
>visit my Uni gym for the first time, planning on doing SS
>see a notice posting saying The Press with barbell is forbidden
>see a notice saying all DLs must be done inside the rack, can't take off the safety pins
>super crowded, a line of people waiting for the squat racks
I didn't go back, got a membership in a gym in the town
>>36846354
Why the fuck can't you OHP? What do you do?
>>36841912
this is something i too have noticed since switching to atg
>tired and can't really be bothered with squats
>doing 2pl8 atg pause squats
>spoopy skellington wearing a snapback and a wifebeater loads up 2.5pl8 and does half reps with backbreaking form (what is it with half reppers and 2.5pl8? it's always 2.5pl8)
>racks his weight and looks pleased with himself, see him looking smugly at me when i'm pausing at the bottom of the rep (i don't close my eyes when i'm doing sets, faggot)
>this continues for about 3 more sets
>he decides to load up 3pl8, i was going to do a set but decide to watch the show instead
>for some reason decides to try and do full rom with 20kg more than he was struggling to half rep
>fails rep, bar clangs on the safeties and everyone in the gym turns round to look
>rubs his back, obviously in pain
>he immediately leaves the gym and doesn't come back
fucking kek, maybe if he's snapped his shit up he won't egolift next time
>>36846375
Not sure, I guess they thought it was dangerous. I think you could still dumbbell OHP.
>>36842500
You're ugly, or she's retarded. Either way, great line.
>>36842698
Seen this before, try again
>>36845408
>SJWs everywhere
It's a college dude
>>36842500
>Cracking witty line
>Not 9/10 Model therefore a creep
Literally just get on the gay train mate.
I'm not gay but recently having left my GF and getting approached constantly by men at the gym I might just give it a go. I think the pro's might even outweigh the cons.
Literally one guy invited me over to hang out and his apartment was fucking awesome; 52 inch Bravia, PS4, Xbone, fucking monster PC rig. Had a crap load of decent music, plays/paints 40k and we spend four hours just talking about his comic collection.
It only got awkward when he asked to suck my dick, but I politely declined and he wasn't even pushy.
>The saddest thing is no woman has ever asked that.
>small as fuck, only squatting slightly more than l m a o 1pl8 atg
>tfw the only people in my uni gym who squat correctly are me and some of the mutants
>no in between, everyone else does 2-3 pl8s with the shittiest half rep form ever
>except that one 6'5'' skinny fat autist with the weird haircut squatting 4 fucking plates atg
unrelated, but i saw that guy squatting and just started staring at him. Some girl next to him was squatting and looked at me thinking i was myron her ass.
>implying im not looking at the second coming of rippletits next to you
>>36841912
Wow, made me angry desu
>with gf at gym
>doing our thing when this chick loads up 1pl8 for deadlift
>spends I shit you not 20-30 minutes stretching
>proceeds to do 1 rep and let go of bar every minute after.
>everybody eyefucking this bitch
>crashing 1pl8 for 10. Fucking. Sets.
>mfw body wasn't even sculpted well, flat ass, no tits
>finishes sets and starts stretching again while we're leaving
Apparently she does this all the fucking time. I don't really care about weight smashing, buttfucking Christ at least have some impressive pounds on the bar.
>>36844793
Yeah, never let some circuit fag think he can monopolize any piece of equipment
>at the gym
>some teen is doing standing BB curls (15kg bar)
>complete with bouncing, humping and front delt activation
>literally finishing curls with humerus at 45 degrees away from the body
>I decide that as he is probably new, I'll offer some advice
>I advise him to use preacher to isolate biceps and do something else to train delts
>"yeah but I'm trying to get stronger and my delts need work too"
>you will get more from isolating both muscles doing different exercises properly
>"well I'm in a rush"
>ok mate sorry to interrupt your session
>10 minutes later he approaches me
>"do you take any supplements? I got some stuff from bodybuilding"
>no mate, just eat more, I bulk eating peanut butter, you only need supplements when you struggle to eat enough
>"well I want to stay lean"
>kid is stick thin, doing isolation lifts with baby weights with terrible form to train multiple muscle groups
>he says thanks and walks off
>this was in January
>I saw him this evening, shitty curls, now with the 20kg barbell
>increased cheat curls by 2.5kg per arm in 3 months
>I spoke to some friends, they had tried giving pointers too, got similar results
I don't feel rage any more, just disappointment.
>>36842500
This is the greatest story ever told, and dubs, Fucking hilarious.
>>36846921
>needing to be impressed by others lifts
>bitching about stretching
>Body wasn't sculptured... Small tits is a result of this
Wew
>>36846968
There is no way someone like that is self aware enough that he thinks he's training delts by bringing them in on purpose in a curl. He probably didn't know what you meant and just didn't wanna add whatever scary exercise you were gonna suggest so said he was in a hurry.
>>36842698
PASTA
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>>36842500
this is absolute gold
>>36846251
I lift at 6:30 AM usually; but sometimes I come after class, or at night
follow on insta ? Stats? Curious senpai
>>36846251
My stats for reference; binch 240lbs, SLDL 345, and uh no squat because im shooting for anti t rex mode to piss off powerfats
Just kidding, working on my squat.
>>36845624
uni towns in ontario are the shit senpai have you never been to western or Guelph to party? Way better than that shit in the city
>>36842894
>Usually pretty open
There were 5 people lined up to use the squat rack last time I was in PAC, fuck off.
>>36842500
Girl here, it was funny. Some people just have issues that have nothing to do with you. Just be cool.
>>36848227
Can confirm, Western is tight for parties, the gym here is pretty dope too.
>>36842500
Someone screencap this
>>36848227
London is hardly a small town. Guelph's agricultural campus is in a small town.
>>36848227
>>36848614
drunk middle-cass kids
just say no
>spotify at gym pick your own
>alpha fag with ugly asian slut comes in
>uses the panel to select chris brown or pitbull
>keeps doing it
>I sit there silently hidden behind a row of machines like in the office show
>I look into the cameras
>eventually leave
>Im only 3 hours into my workout
>only person in gym
>play eminem for the next two hours while I slam weights loudly like the bodybuilders
>>36848648
>Im only 3 hours into my workout
>>36842500
Wow wtf thats actually pretty smooth
>>36846439
always nice when they get their comeuppance.
you should try and sync a deadlift session up with him. see if he'll try and egolift something that'll really fuck his shit up
Start lifts
>feelsgood
>week into gym taln to gril over fb
>'hahaha anon you are so funny ma friend ;) xo'
>we aren't friends facebook says so...? I reply
>seen sunday
>>36842500
pretty cool line anon, it's her problem she got angry, just be urself
>>36846572
sounds pretty cool
>>36844793
did good, could have just told him to fuck off if he came at you, pretty sure there's something in most gym rules that forbids this kind of "circuit" stuff
>>36846439
Kek, I love it when shit like that happens.
>>36841912
>When someone posts up right fucking behind me when I'm doing squats without saying anything and I can see them in the mirror just staring and waiting until I'm done. Fuck me.
>>36842500
if you weren't ugly there's a 99,99% chance she would have responded positively.
sorry bro, but you're ugly af
>>36849484
fuck the goddamn lurkers
>too autistic to ask to work in
>too autistic to ask "hey bro, how many sets you got?"
>glares at you for 20+ minutes
>>36842100
I only pay 1k euros for uni so I guess it's fair to pay for the gym. Don't know about OP.
>>36846206
Queens may be filled with Chads and subpar education but at least it's 90% white. Plus you're pretty well guaranteed to be hired by a Queens grad.
>>36849673
Pretty much, just why man? Incessantly staring isn't going to make me go faster.
>>36842500
i don't get it
>New guy at the gym for the past 3 weeks
>Literally there every day for one hour
>Never touches a single weight or machine
>Spends the whole hour doing bodyweight squats, pushups, sit ups, jumping jacks and other bodyweight garbage
>The entire time he's walking around and doing them in front of the machines
>Large open space with mats for that purpose in the gym
>Never goes there
>Constantly apologizing for getting in the way of others in the gym and bumping into people
Makes my blood boil.
>Guy camps out at the dumbbell chair next to mine
>Smells like he shit himself
>Can't move because there's only one chair I like because I'm autistic
>>36848634
K
>>36842859
Tee hee you sure told them, that's what they get for being the new guys around town!
>people that take the weights from your rack without asking
i get irrationally fucking angry at this. why do people think this is okay? i have to worry about it every fucking session.
>doing shit at highschool, years ago
>couple months into lifting, doing deadlifts
>gym is literally nothing but DYELs, including me but at least my father trained me on form and shit
>some other fucker in a wife beater that's like 5'5, doing armcurls
>notices me doing 225 dead for 5x5
>he starts deadlifting to now
>keep in mind this is the tiniest shittiest gym ever made, barely enough room for 2 people to deadlift
>loads on 1pl8
>barely makes it, i can hear the bus to snapcity pulling up outside
>gets cocky for some reason, puts another pl8
>herewego.png
>looks me straight in the eye as he pulls 2pl8 off a rack, not the floor, lifts it to the very bottom of his thighs, and puts it back on the rack
>gives me some weird smug look as he leaves
>next day him and his DYEL friends are all complaining about how their back hurts and how they are never squatting again
and that's how I stopped going to the school gym.
>>36850188
funny, because we have a guy with legit autism, not 4chan autism, that just barely makes the high-functioning class. He is pretty annoying sometimes and has 0 social skills, but absolutely nobody fucks with him because he has a 7pl8 deadlift or something.
>>36850042
Is he overweight? If the dude is trying to drop some 30+ pounds then the only real offense is him not using the designated area. I lost 50 to cardio room + that sort of bodyweight shit before I actually started with lifting.
>>36850188
I do this if there's like ten available weights on your shit, I can see why you get mad if there's only a couple but pls
>>36846083
I know that. She is just some dumb bitch that doesn't know gym etiquette.
>>36842712
not only that you have assess to all the gyms across all campuses, downtown has like 4 gyms alone, one in scarbs one in Mississauga. get on their level
>>36842367
CAD? What Uni?
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
No greentext for you guys, but the PTs in my gym wouldn't know what "rerack your weights" means if it bit them on the ass.
That should be part of their fucking corporate code of conduct or something. I'm THIS close to filing a complaint.
tards abounded today
>old man doing pelvic thrusts in smith machine
>Curl bro curling in squat rack for 30 minutes, swaying like buildings in an earthquake
>1/4 ROM's everywhere
>Guy doing wrist curls on the bench press
>>36851264
AYY LAMO
>>36842500
all these people defending the frogposter
>about 3 years ago
>skinny 16 year old dyel
>doing some pull downs on the cables
>only pulling about 40kg because dyel
>two douche looking mid to late 20 year olds working out beside me
>start laughing and calling me a pussy bitch because of my low lifts
>I shake my head at them(had earphones in but they were turned down pretty low)
>they laugh some more, stare at me for the rest of my workout and make jokes every time I go to a new station
>quit my gym and start running for the next year or two
Seriously, why do assholes do shit like this? Took me years before I had the balls to go back to the gym, and I've been going past 11pm when there's no one there for the last year and a half
>mfw starting to make it and want to find those guys and beat the fuck out of them
>>36850027
>>36842500
Same here:<
somebody please explain. The first date was listening to the song in the gym?
>>36842500
That is one of the wittiest things I've heard since I saw the last mad Men episode
>>36842500
fucking kek, she's just a bitch
>>36842500
I DONT GET IT
>>36852759
>>36851870
>>36850027
I'm pretty sure it's because 'sexual healing' is the meme song people play when you are about to have sex.
>>36846439
2pl8 is about where you plateau if you aren't eating properly/going to the gym enough. so they compensate by reducing their ROM to lift heavier, and just hit another wall at 2.5
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>>36846572
Fair play to you m80. As long as you enjoy the sex, I don't see a reason not to do this.
Living your life with your best bro without any of the woman troubles and problems sounds pretty good except I think kissing dudes is nasty. I'd still suck a dick though, if it was clean.
>>36842500
That was funny. Don't feel bad. If you said that to me I'd laugh
>>36842698
Reading this the first time I had a chuckle.
>>36842894
I'm at Windsor and the gym us free, but it's always busy/full and it's not 24 h, so I got a membership at a fit 4 less
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
Why is his hand smeared in shit?
>>36842698
Thingsthatneverhappened.txt
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>black chick working out literally in front of barbell rack
>ask her to move to get warm up set
>do set
>she returned to the spot right in front of the weights
>ask her to move to get working set
>do sets
>she returned to the spots right in front of the weights
>asker to move to rerack weights
>she gives me a coy smile because I keep talking to her
>bitchIwillcutyou.pepe
why not just move to a different fucking spot, Jesus Christ
>>36850483
Why not just buy a fucking $10 mat instead of signing up for the gym then?
>>36856211
She wanted the dick fambalam
>>36851264
Ayy lmao
>>36848680
>play eminem for the next two hours while I slam weights loudly like the bodybuilders
>next two hours
>>36856211
>>36856551
>captain autismo strikes again
>>36854023
that makes a lot of sense actually
>>36842500
You literally did nothing wrong
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>>36842698
Stories that didn't happen for 500 Trebeck!
>>36850188
lol fuck off autist.
if you have 10 45 plates on your rack and there's none where i need them i WILL take some plates from there.
you aren't going to use 10 plates you faggot.
>>36842367
SFU?
>>36851264
AYY LMAO
>>36851264
ayy lmao
>>36842401
My fucking uni gym only lets athletes use it
>>36848719
What the fuck kind of autism do you subscribe to?
>>36842500
>>36858314
why is he jewish tho
>>36858314
RIP my sides
>>36858314
Kek
>>36842698
This is pasta but it was about an anon's old high school bully last time.
>>36842761
>that guy who does chest on monday
Is there something wrong with that, or is it just a meme?
>>36858314
Holy Fucking Shit!!!! I died laughing! Fucking KEK'd
>>36842500
Bitch got no sense of humour
>>36858457
Nah bro! Monday is international chest day, bro!
>>36858314
I'm fuckin ded
>>36854718
Faggot you forgot to say no homo
>>36858314
>wait till /fit/ hears about this
My sides are burning
>>36842100
lol bro my uni gym is more expensive than others in the area and they sell way too many subscriptions so it is rammed from opening to close
>tfw
>>36842551
This.
Ugly=creepy
Attractive=spontaneous/cute/funny
>>36858314
This is good
>>36846375
First gym i went too they allowed everything and had literally no regard for safety (letting DYELs squat without a rack etc) but for some reason wouldnt let you OHP....
>>36846972
>taking a bar
>then spending time stretching once you've claimed it
everyone knows that's shit-tier behaviour
>>36858340
This kek
>>36842500
i dont get it
>>36849755
My whole career cost 250 euros, and gym is free, wtf with america
>>36842500
What a cunt. Bitch has a syndrome. That was funny as shit. I would have laughed if I heard that
>>36845962
>it wont be long now
kekd
>>36846572
This is why I want to be gay. But for fucks sake these genetics that make me run after stupid fucking whores.
Can you train yourself to be gay ?
>>36851781
Insecurity mostly. You get quite an ego mocking other people with a friend.
I did that during all Highschool with my best friend when we were asocial fat angry kids. After we started losing weight we were laughing with people ,instead of at people because we had much more self confidence.
Whenever I see someone do that (I take care of difficult teens through sport as a volunteer,and that happens often) ,I just remember how insecure people that do that are ,and how sad it is.
Don't hesitate to step in now that you feel better if you see something like that. You'd be surprised at how uncomfortable people are when you confront them about this kind of shit.
>>36859109
>forgot
![Not+me+but+_9cbb4af3a0132f040780a16645a8c67c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EaMYZta.jpg "Not+me+but+_9cbb4af3a0132f040780a16645a8c67c[1].jpg")
>>36858314
>>36842698
Nice try, seen this before.
>>36842698
stale pasta is stale
>>36842698
The Karate Kid: Parallel Universe
