You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
>>36821178
He can't even touch his arms to his side, he looks like he just waddle like a penguin.
EIGHT SCOOPS SIXTEEN TIMES A DAY C'MON EAT BIG TO GET BIG
hes a pretty big guy..."RIGHT BABE?"
>>36821178
well i live in canada, so the second i touch him im equally guilty if shit goes down. so id call him a perverted fucking douche bag, and report him to gym/police. exciting isn't it?
slap my gf's ass, twice
gota confuse the situation, right babe?
Would she still be alive?
Pop his biceps and the steroids will pour out.
>>36821178
sniff his armpit, take six scoops, slap his ass, whisper in his ear 'bust.....ed' as I run my index finger through his butt crack #realniggawazzup
Tell him he is the ugliest piece of mutant shit out of all failed science experiments ever in history and then slap his ass.
>>36821178
Put a sticker on his back.
>>36821365
No homo, right?
>>36821178
4 SLAPS COME ON
>>36821355
this is the only answer
I'd do an 8 hour arm workout
Put a "Kick me" sign on his back, he won't be able to reach behind and take it off
>>36821178
Slap his ass
Call animal control.
>>36821178
Honestly I am jelly, but arent thise sillicone?
>>36821873
no, he's natty
>>36821881
Daymne
>>36821881
well memed
>>36821178
Unlike you fucking betas, I`d at least try to fight him. May get fucked up but Ill still have my pride intact.
>>36821932
if you saw him in person you would not try to fight him
>>36821939
Firstly dont type like that to me. You are nothing but another piece of boipuccy to me. Secondly, I would no matter how big he is. Looks a bit of a manlet too.
>>36821952
i'm more than just a boicucci and if that's all you see me as then i don't think it's work
>>36821952
he does this for cardio obviously he doesn't spar but this is what you'd be going against if he doesn't successfully grab you and crush anything in his grip first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6cBdP323g
>>36821952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCbR843Z_zE
>>36821952
shut up you fucking faggot i'll kill you if i find out where do you live
Hardcore fans baka
Seriously you could straight up jack him right in the jaw. He'd be out like a light. Drop like a sack of potatoes.
Id take two scoops
>>36821355
n-no homo
>>36822032
Even if he wasn't, he can't really move. Can you imagine how slow he is and how bad his punching technique is?
>>36821178
I'd leave humanity behind.
And we would battle deep in the cosmos for eons.
>>36822082
Yeah but if he grabs you, you're pretty fucked. Gotta be nimble.
Give him a cookie
>>36821965
Fuck off.
>>36821970
>>36821977
Firstly that fighting video gave me cancer. So gay. Secondly that vid about him being about expos, I'm not an AMERIFAT plus this all presuming he slapped my ass. Which I don't think he would.
>>36821988
Boi you better delete that comment, I am trained in guerilla warfare and can kill you in over 700 ways.
>>36821178
Pull my gun out and cap his ass, apparently Rich is very afraid of getting shot.
>>36822633
Imagine putting all that hard work into your body only to be ended by some nigger with a hi point
Take out my knife and pop him.
>>36822685
in the nigger defense behemoths like Rich are scary to normies that have no idea how challenging is to walk around in that weight
>>36821178
his shorts are way too long
Suck his dick
>>36821178
>You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass.
Why would I be at the club with my girlfriend?
I only date wholesome women who aren't into that degenerate shit.
>>36822633
>Pull my gun out and cap his ass, apparently Rich is very afraid of getting shot.
Of course he is.
Even if he survived, he wouldn't be able to lift for at minimum two-three weeks while the wound heals.
I'd imagine, for him, that's a living Hell.
>>36821196
He's flexing, moron.
Watch his video on stretching. He says if you can't put a shirt on and touch your toes you're a dysfunctional human being.
>>36821196
>being this stupid
I can't do nothing against He who has left humanity behind.
>>36822175
Even if he grabs you I don't think he could get a secure grip with that much mass
Shoot him till he stops twitching.
>>36821178
Stare in confusion as he reaches through the inter-dimensional void to slap the ass of my girlfriend who doesn't exist in this reality
>>36821178
i-i have a gf? yey
Take sixteen scoops (C'MON) and ask if he wants to work it out over a friendly session of 8 hour arm workouts
Seems like he might be down for that sort of thing
>>36821249
what a bitch country.
Put a Bernie Sanders 2016 sticker on his back where he can't reach and watch the whole room point and laugh at him for being a fag.
>>36821178
Well, first I wonder why the fuck we're in a club to begin with. Really. I'm almost 30. If you're "in da club" by my age chances are your life is pretty hollow.
Second I call security and have him removed.
>>36821355
Fucking kek. Love you lotus
Machoke?
WHATEVER IT TAKES GODDAMNIT
OC piano btw
>>36821970
>>36821977
He would get his fucking clocks cleaned by somebody who actually knew how to fight. He's so bulky and slow how is he supposed to move around? Also the 10 or so pounds of fake muscle in his delts and arms would probably get punched out of place.
>>36821178
Did he leave the Dickies tag on his pants? What a nigger.
>>36821178
poke him with a needle
Slip him a bunch of LSD and go home to watch the local news.
I would ask my girlfriend if she felt okay and if she wanted to go home to cuddle.
>>36821178
How doth thou slapst that which doth naught exist?
Does he think he looks good lol
>>36821178
I'd try to catch him but i am a mere human so...
set this oil humanoid on fire
>>36821178
ask humanity
>>36821178
I'd squeeze his nipples until he apologized.
>>36822016
wow some next level mirin
>>36821178
nothing because he slapped only 5% of the ass
take his synthol away and laugh like a hyena while his "muscles" rearrange themselves in funny patterns over the next few week
With that much muscle he'll be really slow because he decided to go for size instead of symmetry...so I'd go for pressure points. 3 or 4 good hits would make him useless as an oponent. Than I'd go for the head and teach him some manners.
>nobody posts the video of rich getting btfo by someone half his size on that gameshow
>>36830787
https://youtu.be/NEwUeZo5PwY
> you have the infinite dedication and the dangerous chemicals necessary to shape your body in any way you want to
> you decide to look like a monster
why
>>36821249
I get into bar fights all the time in Canada you just dip as soon as it's over or you see the bouncers heading your way
>>36821398
Kekd
>>36830747
Half of that isn't muscle but some sort of weird-ass implant anyway. Look at some of his recent videos, even when he's flexing, that huge lump on his triceps is just flabbing around like a chunk of fat. No idea what it is exactly.
>>36821178
Slap his ass, take him by the hand, and leave humanity behind with him.
I wouldn't be at the club in the first place.
>>36821178
>me
>gf
Id fuck him up
>>36821178
How come he gets 5 inches taller when he turns around
>>36821178
>shoot him
>>36821178
Why does he still have the tag on his Dickie shorts?
>>36821178
She would already be dead due to my love for her, so there would be nothing to slap because I follow everything Mr. Piano says, including "Love it, kill it"
>>36821178
Find his trailer and make him fight my Haunter. If he's wild I would take him down with my squirtle and grab em with a heavy ball.
>>36830747
is that after you sheathe your katana like a true gentlemen and lay your fedora down to show you mean business?
I'd call scooby and ask what he as a roider would do
>>36830747
Slap his ass back. Gotta confuse the mutant right babe?
>>36821178
Let's just say my Glock 19 would speak for me.
If he did it if I was in an area with different laws/another state (and thus not strapped) i'd use physical melee.
>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, killing him instantly
Slaps my girl 5 Times' as hard over the mouth, looks him dead in eye, thats all u got bitch? try again :)
>>36834948
Things that would never happen: the post
>>36831241
It seems like his cardiovascular system is not very well equipped to handle compound movements.
>>36821178
he's 5 foot 7 ????
I'll punch him in the face about 10 times. hope my Tae Kwon Do comes back to me mid fight.
>>36821178
>going to a club
>with your gf
>>36821347
don't you mean synthol
Pull out my glock, see if your muscles can stop 9mm faggot
>>36835425
>He's a Tae Kwon Dork
