Would you rather be a 4'0 turbomanlet or an 8'0 megalanklet? There would be no differences in health or longevity.
i'd probably kill myself either way desu both are freaks
I see no con to being 8'0.
Only the delusional retards on /fit/ pretend there's something wrong with being tall and skinny. In the real world it's desirable. Here everyone would rather look like a fat permabulking retard.
>>36812064
8 foot lanklet, but what >>36812077 said, I'd probably off myself desu
8'0" masterrace reporting in, how do all you faggot manlets cope
>>36812064
Lanklet. Although you'll still be a freak, it's more of a novelty than dwarves.
I'd still feel better about myself if kids and shit said "look at that huge man" instead of "look at that funny looking short guy"
>>36812079
how about not fitting into any seat at any public place ever again? how about your head rubbing against all normal ceilings? those seem like some cons to me.
>>36812064
8'0 Megalanklet.
Would play professional basketball and get really rich.
Turbomanlet m8, I'd fucking be Wolverine
>>36812121
what about the one where you resemble a giant walking billboard
>>36812169
He's 5'
4' is legit nothing but a disadvantage, even if you have proportionate dwarfism you're dangerously small, weak and can't cover ground quickly
>>36812064
4'0 turbomanlet because at least then I could hang myself without the whole ceiling crashing down on me
>>36812187
>can't cover ground quickly
I just imagined a fucking manlet waddling and giving it all he's got just to keep up with normal people's walking speed
>also I don't know what is in the image I selected
>>36812212
surprisingly appropriate desu
Be 8' and just roid and lift till you become the hulk.
>>36812376
might aswell youre gonna die young anyways
manlet, i can trap
>>36812389
No health problems though
>>36812415
More height, more cells, more cancer probabilities.
>>36812443
>>36812389
did you not read the original post faglet? It says "there would be no differences in health or longevity"
>>36812064
It depends. If you were 8'0, and well proportioned, you would literally be a giant.
>>36812064
8'0" man. I'd bulk super hard and do some really aggressive roid cycles and be the best powerlifter the world has ever seen.
>>36812064
>would you rather be a whiny little shit stain or a god among men
hmm, I wonder
>>36812397
This. I'll be the little pixie boy.
>>36812503
Course, you wouldn't be able to afford that without a decent job. Which isn't going to be all that easy as an 8'0 guy.
>>36812551
Just join a circus. Tell the owner that you want to roid and become the world's biggest strongman and he'll support you solely based on potential future earnings.
>>36812551
you could fight bears and be a trillionaire, niglet
>>36812064
>that pic
>>36812577
Strongmen aren't a circus thing anymore.
One of the current WSM competitors was basically the last real guy doing that and he got out because failing to win WSM is a better career option.
>>36812460
i thought it meant no diff inbetween both heights since they both cause health problems
>>36812064
Nigga at 8' tall you could be the greatest NBA player of all time. You could dunk without leaving your feet. I fail to see how being a multimillionaire is an issue
>>36812064
are we talking 8'0 with no medical problems, or 8'0 with gigantism or whatever it's called? if i'm a genuine 8'0 giant then i'd jump on a cycle to make pianoman proud and completely leave humanity behind
>the year 1005*2+6
>not wanting to be true space marine mode
>>36812077
>be 8'
>take grams of gear for years
>be the biggest tallest freak anyone has ever seen
Worth
>or just basketball it up
>>36813200
at 8' you probably wouldn't be able to run or squat but yeah i guess
>>36812064
This pic hits home. 5"11 but god damn my abs be looking good.
>>36812663
apex kek
>>36813214
>no difference in health or longevity
>no difference in health
then neither could the turbomanlet
>>36812212
this goes in my animals/monkeys folder
>>36812663
absolutely hilarious
