>wake up
>weigh self first thing
>201 lbs
>don't eat shit all day
>only drink coffee
>come home, weigh self
>206 lbs
How is this even physically possible? I don't think I drank 5 lbs of coffee.
>>36769488
Your mum cheated on your pop. You're actually half plant and fix CO2 steadily throughout the day.
Why are you trying to measure weight loss progress within 12 hours of "dieting"?
You woke up dehydrated, then you weighed in later while you were hydrated.
>>36769488
Maybe your scale is inaccurate
ITS FUCKING WATER WEIGHT DIPSHITS
sleep tight, soothing skeleton
>>36770966
reading comprehension
>>36769488
It's not water weight OP. Dieting is a fake science, the scale is broken and/or gravity has increased over the course of the day.
>>36771096
This. I think OP's own gravity pull is disrupting the measurement
>>36769525
Hahaha
Im always heavier after taking a shit
>>36769525
>tfw not photoautotrophic
Can you imagine lads? Going outside and making gains just by taking a walk ,hand in hand with a red headed qt.
