>"So Anon, what do you for fun outside of the gym?"
Video games
I legitimately dont know how to respond
>>36760709
argue about videogame I have never played and mock people for liking music I have never heard of in 4chan. Also, posting jojo
>>36760736
This.
Competitive gaming is where it'd at.
>TV
>Music
>4chan
just stuff to stall till the gym of course
>>36760709
I collect protein farts in a jar for later sampling. Would you like to experience my collection?
>>36760766
>competitive gaming
>Posting in a Liberian bush weaving forum
>video games
>range
>loathe self in shower
>loathe work
>>36760709
Play guitar
Ride motorcycle
Go hiking with my wife
Drink beer with friends
I scuba dive or snorkel depending on who i go with. I also train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but thats in a gym so i guess that doesn't really count
>>36760821
> 1.2m dollar prize for this year's tournament
>>36760821
Do you not playing fighting games?
>>36760879
>1.2m dollar prize for being in the porn industry and being a sex hole for groups of large black men
You can degrade and embarrass yourself in more ways than one, anon. Just because you get money for it, doesn't mean it's right.
>>36760925
And yet you keep your pride while holed away in a 1 bedroom apartment with no gf.
That 1.2m prize takes a week to earn. You can't make that cash taking it up the ass. Keep earning money the hard way instead of the smart way though
>>36760709
Partying, doing drugs, biking & hiking
>>36760709
dark souls 3
>>36760709
Nobody would ever ask me this
Rock shows at dive bars, hiking, shooting, martial arts, reading, festivals
>>36760766
>competitive gaming
Time to kill yourself.
>>36760943
Assumptions: The Post
Nice try. Want to try again?
I'm in the Air National Guard, Volunteer EMT, Brotherhood chair and founding father of my fraternity, member of the Undergraduate Philosophy Council, Cheer Member and frequently post on taiwanese cambodean anime forums
>>36760766
>making excuses to validate your childish addiction
You will never be a '''''''professional''''''' gamer. You will never win that 1 million cash prize. And you will never even qualify to try out for a MLG or whatever the fuck you cringy beta wimps call yourselves.
Stay in school and pick up a trade. You'll thank yourself when you're not 40 and still in your moms basement trying to go pro at Melee
Jacking it
>>36761015
>go pro at melee
I kek'd
>>36761053
its pathetic, I know.
>>36761015
I'm never going to be an olympic weightlifter or win any bodybuilding competitions either.
If you live with that mindset then why bother with anything?
>>36760879
>which you arent going to come close to getting
Most of my spare time is spent on 4chan and Krautchan. A few Youtube subscriptions, but they don't upload frequently enough for me to spend much time there. I've been learning German by myself and one day I plan on travelling Germany and Austria. I could probably do it now, seeing as I am currently unemployed and have some decent savings and can hold a conversation in krautspeak, but I get really nervous thinking about organising everything and what it would be like.
>>36761084
You lift weights for health. To strengthen your bones, to burn calories and fat, to gain muscle, to strengthen your posture, to keep yourself functional and your body working so you don't deteriorate into a frail old man. There are BENEFITS to weight lifting outside of going pro, where as there are ZERO benefits to playing video games.
Shit argument from a shitty little mind. Those games have fried your brain.
how fedora tier would it be to start talking about existentialism and philosophy?
When I'm not working on my MS in exercise phys?
>browse a Polynesian fruit fly breeding forum
>Dark Souls 3? Git fucking gud
>spend time with bros and gf
>why are you asking again, Samantha? Or Sarah? Kenneth?Whatever
>>36761126
>zero benefits
>having fun doing something while you recover from the gym isn't a benefit
>enjoying the story isn't a benefit
>playing with bros isn't a benefit
Fuck man, do you not read or watch movies for fun, either?
>>36761130
Depends on how many gains you have and what your 1rm bench is
>>36760736
>aww you're so nerdy!
>>36761126
How about enjoyment for one. What's the point of life if you don't allow yourself to have fun?
>>36761151
>Polynesian fruit fly breeding forum
Any reason for the Polynesian fruit flies? We just use common fruit flies (Drosophila melanogaster) in our lab.
>>36761126
Videogames actually keep the mind healthy, as many studies have shown, especially competitive ones.
What do YOU do outside of being a gym rat?
>>36761160
im chubbyfat but i look better than most chubbyfats. wide shoulders make me sorta look big while clothed, without being big.
bench 1rm 165 lbs.
>>36761181
Yeah, because they're more polynesian, we like an ethnic sample.
>>36761154
>sitting down (thus destroying your back) is beneficial
>staring at a screen is beneficial to your eyes
>blowing time away on absolutely nothing is beneficial
Go read a book. Go study. Go socialize. Go clean your house. Go learn a new skill.
You have ZERO excuse. You're just lazy and worthless.
>>36761188
>video games are healthy.
>no links or studies to back up this ridiculous claim
>mfw
>>36761218
I'd really appreciate it if you give a serious reply.
>>36760925
what's so degrading in playing vidya in tournament with monetary prizes? are you retarded?
>>36761121
What's so goood about Germany ?? You're not another refugee are you ?
>>36760943
You keep talking like you're actually in the running for winning that.
I'm not going to discredit you anon, but you don't sound like your going to be making rent money off sponsorships anytime soon.
>>36760709
The fuck do you care?
>>36761222
>Go socialize.
What if I have no friends?
>>36761015
>go pro at Melee
I feel old
That came out 15 years ago
>>36761222
>being this socially inept
Must be weird not having any friends you can invite over for a beer and some Madden. What do you do other than go to the gym and jerk your boyfriend off? I'm curious.
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>>36761222
>help i dont know how to gogol!
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=video+games+mental+health+benefits
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34255492
https://www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/amp-a0034857.pdf
https://www.youngandwellcrc.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Videogames_and_Wellbeing.pdf
> Compared to control participants, those in the shooter video game condition show faster and more accurate attention allocation, higher spatial resolution in visual processing, and enhanced mental rotation abilities
>mfw you got btfo
Convince me not to play melee with a group of college friends who take it seriously and enter tournaments
I dont see it as that different from poker night.
Also very related question: how do i expand my friend group?
>>36761293
Fucking rekt.
fashion, making music and partying
>>36761154
Anon
It's time
It's time for the ultimate red pill
All forms of entertainment is wasted time
>>36761222
>If I play a videogame that means I can't read, learn, talk to people, I live in a dump and I cannot function as a regular human being
>>36760883
Not a nigger or an autist, sorry
>>36761307
Start playing another video game
>>36761313
>>>>/fa/ggot<<<<<<<
>>36761324
but melee is in-person only, I'm not interested in solo gaming and its the biggest scene here
>>36761333
dw i already go there bby
>>36761275
Go make them
>>36761277
>being this socially inept
>mfw
Let's see, what do I do other than (insert buzz words here) ? Socialize with friends. Whether it's at the gym, at a restaurant, at the cinema, on a hike, or just at my house which I bought myself.
When I'm not socializing with friends? Reading novels, hanging out with my girlfriend, having sex, taking our dogs for walks together, playing board games together.
On top of that I do Jiu Jitsu 5 nights a week and compete regularly. I've also taught a few classes and will only be teaching more regularly as I get better.
You could learn a thing or two from me. Don't feel ashamed. I naive kiddies like you NEED role models like me.
>>36760709
Hang with mates (the bros on the 'ch0n)
I like listening to music and watching tv. hbu?
>>36761345
You can do all of those and play video games. People have different interests. The problem is being an addict.
t. someone who doesn't play videogames.
Drugs
>>36761345
This is a solid pasta in the making
>>36761226
Sorry. The thorax in females tends to be a bit larger with these. We just like the extra girth.
i watch anime and play untranslated japanese video games and jerk off to hentai
>>36761293
Yep. Just as I thought
>playing games can slightly increase your ability too keep track of multiple objects at once
Absolutely nothing. Meaningless. Zip.
Well. there you go, kiddies. You've found something to justify your pathetic junkie addiction. Do you feel better now about destroying your back sitting for long periods, along with destroying your eyes and blowing time away into the nether? I sure hope that slight increase in your ability to keep track of multiple objects at once is worth it, because when you're 40 with glasses and you look back at how you wasted your youth, it won't seem worth it.
>>36761382
lol. fucking rekt
>>36761382
10/10 best bait ever. How much do you DL again? Since you must have such a strong back and core from not sitting as much
>>36760709
I wait for death
>>36760709
Well I don't have too many hobbies but I like to read and watch movies.
>the boring normie answer
>>36761345
Not sure if pasta or actually serious
>>36761345
This NEEDS to be pasta
>>36761391
bro, video games are a waste of time. just accept it and quit while you've still got time left to pursue more productive hobbies
>>36761407
>the admission
Stay pleb
>Texas Hold 'em Poker
>studying foreign language - Mandarin
>internet porn
>hiking / traveling
>fucking my wife
>>36761345
>stop enjoying things I don't like
wew lad...
>>36761345
>at a restaurant
DONT YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST WASTING TIME? YOURE NEVER GOING TO BE A FOOD CRITIC OR A "CONOSUUR" OR WHATEVER YOU CRINGE KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS
LEARN TO COOK YOUR OWN FOOD YOU DEGENERATE FUCK
> at the cinema
YOURE JUST MELTING YOUR BRAIN WATCHING DUMB MICHEAL BAY MOOVIES
WHY DONT YOU TRY WRITING A BOOK YOU DEGENERATE FUCK
>on a hike
WHY WASTE YOURE TIME WALKING OUTSIDE IT DOESNT BENEFIT YOU ANY MORE THAN A TREADMIL
YOURE RUINING NATURE YOU DEGENERATE FUCK
>on a hike
YOURE GETTING JEWED BY THE BANKS YOU DEGENERATE FUCK
> I do Jiu Jitsu
YOURE NEVER GOING TO USE IT IN A REAL FIGHT
>and compete regularly
YOURE NEVER GOING TO WIN THAT 1 MILLION CASH PRIZE
>hanging out with my girlfriend, having sex
YOURE JUST A SLAVE TO A BIOLOGICAL IMPERITIVE
>taking our dogs
>BEING A BETA SLAVE TO A TINY ANIMAL
DEGENERATE
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GENERATEDE
NERATEDEGE
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RATEDEGENE
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TEDEGENERA
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just stay in school kid
>>36760709
>other forms of excercise
>cycling
>running
etc
>>36761415
i'm not that dude btw
>>36761443
wew lad
>professional video gamer
>professional virgin
Listen to Mein Kampf on audiobook in my dark room and wait for the day of the rope.
>>36760883
Fighting games like mortal combat bore the hell out of me. Smash Bros is the only on that doesn't.
>>36760709
I read about what else i can do in gym
I eat and sleep well to be able to perform better in gym
>>36761222
KNOWLEDGE
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>>36761121
Do it now you fucking pussy while you have the chance instead of holding off and regretting not doing it sooner
sleep, watch youtube videos, listen to music, make music, eat, 4chan, cycle through social media apps, swipe on tinder even though I won't get any matches, masturbate.
>not owning this shirt
>>36761345
Fuck, someone save this pasta.
masturbate
>>36760943
>he thinks he's going to beat some gook with absolutely no life outside of gaming to get a 1.2m prize
you're a funny guy anon, i hope your obsession doesn't ruin your life
>>36761345
>has a completely generic, insipid life
>naive kiddies like you NEED role models like me
jej, you shouldn't be mocking anyone
Why I enjoy a whole host of hobbies and interests such a reading, playing the guitar, rock climbing, playing ice hockey and some other things like video games and hanging out with my friends. Why do you ask good sir?
>>36760766
>competitive gaming
>>36760709
>Well, I hang out with friends, I read, I play vidya, I watch old movies and I'm working on my degree. What about you?
>>36763228
> he doesnt know that im the gook
I attempt to build shitty robots to do mundane tasks around the house, get bored of it take it apart and build another on to do another task.
>>36761345
>>36760977
I love dive bars. Any time there's a heavier show, I'm there. But how do you control diet in bars? I've slowed my drinking a lot, and have been avoiding the shows for just this reason. What are the /fit/ approved libations?
>>36763336
>i watch tv and play video games i also go to university
she is so wet right now
>>36761345
saved
I go to university, and lIke to work on old peice of shit american V8s and Jeeps. wanna go for a ride in the Night Rider?
>>36761165
>>36763406
Sorry, I meant to say I'm a former SAS operative with my own security firm. I also play the guitar, paint, rock-climb, study semiotics, work part time as a tattoo artist and work with disabled orphans.
Read books, watch movies, listen to music, play games, cook, nature walks. You.
>>36763499
>not being the top sniper in the U.S Armed Forces
>Not graduating top of your class in the Navy SEALS
>Not having over 300 confirmed kills
Goddamn, Anon. Even when you're lying you manage to be subpar.
>>36761316
Explain to me Please. Teach me the red pill, i don't want to waste my life consuming Web content
>>36763679
lel
>>36760709
I'm usually either going fast or in the garage preparing for the next time I will go fast.
ride motorcycles, go bowling, masturbate, try new recipes, put women in the back of an unmarked van.
>>36761015
but i actually do make a living of playing video games, I stream a variety of games on twitch and have about 1-2k viewers every day for 6 hours. Make about $300+ a day from donations and spends my other time lifting/running/rock climbing.
so check mate, enjoy having back problems by 40 because you get a trade lol stay pleb
>>36764131
Loser
>posting in a Vietcong personality disorder assessment forum
>arguing and memeing
>Actually caring
>Wew lads ass
Calm down, the culture here is toxic, any good coming from this shitty conversation?
>>36764131
Twatch is for teenage girls
>>36761317
This.
>>36763499
>Let's see, what do I do other than (insert buzz words here) ? Socialize with friends. Whether it's at the gym, at a restaurant, at the cinema, on a hike, or just at my house which I bought myself.
>When I'm not socializing with friends? Reading novels, hanging out with my girlfriend, having sex, taking our dogs for walks together, playing board games together.
>On top of that I do Jiu Jitsu 5 nights a week and compete regularly. I've also taught a few classes and will only be teaching more regularly as I get better.
>You could learn a thing or two from me. Don't feel ashamed. I naive kiddies like you NEED role models like me.
>I read a lot
>I own a business that keeps me busy
>I go out and listen to live music a lot
>I smoke weed on the reg and go out to drink 1-2 times per week
>>36760709
i like to read and i really enjoy music.I play guitar and bass. Oh i also like to cook and bake even though i rarely eat sweet foods .
>>36761021
Just jackin' it. On the phone.
I own my own business, have a PhD in computer science. In my spare time I like to build furniture and have a discussion about where it can be placed in a room.
>>36764131
How do u get money? Like say I take this up and get viewers how do I turn that into cash besides banner adds?
>>36764588
whats your business do anon
>>36765303
Dad, get the fuck out of /fit/, this is MY shitposting territory
>"Anon, whenever I call you're either in the gym or studying...are you getting out?"
>>36760766
cs ftw
>>36761419
>Has wife
>Watches porn
Jesus you are a beta
>>36760736
>>36760766
LIFT BY DAY
GEARS OF WAR BY NIGHT
ALL DAT
ALL DAY ERR DAY
>>36765768
Never talk to me or my wife's son again
>>36763175
I do actually own this shirt. It took like 4 months to get delivered because dan was a lazy piece of shit. Currently losing weight and fitting into this shirt again will be one of the benefits
Work and drink
>>36761015
>go pro at melee
fuggg
>>36760864
what kind of bike you ride?
>>36760977
Not gonna lie, I mainly want to have a 10/10 bod so I can take off my shirt and dance on some e and feel even better about myself
>>36767251
One with wheels
>>36767399
KEK LMAO BTFO
Wew lad. So funny. Bitch.
>>36768076
Thank you i am at this location weekly on the day of Wedsnes
>>36760709
Gardening, woodworking, diy stuff, trekking...
>>36761181
It's a meme, dude. A play on "Chinese cartoon forum"
>>36760709
Dank beats
https://soundcloud.com/privytofiction
Muay Thai. Because I wanna look like a beast and fight like a warrior.
>>36768836
> mfw i just shoot u and u get died
kek
>>36768847
>implying I also don't have my cc
>>36768862
> implying im not wearing armor under my trench coat and a helmet under my fedora
>>36768881
Tbh you prolly need that helmet m8
Fake thug,no love,you get the slug.
>>36763296
>ice hockey
>compared to what
>its just called hockey
And dont say field hockey because thats literally for girls.
>>36764131
Is this one big bait thread?
KEK'd
>>36760864
Do you also enjoy playing with your wife's son?
>>36761121
do it now, do it while you're the youngest youll ever be you fucking pussy
>>36767399
ha ha ha ha, nice nice nice nnice nice nice nice nice nice nice nicennieciecniec
>>36768971
what about air hockey
>>36760766
>competitive
>gaming
>relevant
pick 2
>>36760741
just find a hobby you like doing besides exercising. literally ANYTHING, its not that hard.
kayaking
hiking
flim buff
cooking
dancing
painting
singing, LITERALLY ANY INSTRUMENT
building things with wood or metal
working on cars
shitposting on 4chan
breeding dogs
gardening
if you cannot literally answer anything to this question you should try to find some new hobbies
>>36760766
make sure to put that on your resume
>singing, LITERALLY ANY INSTRUMENT
want to play an instrument, but realize it's kind of pointless without having a good voice to sing along with
>tfw terrible voice
>>36760709
fitness is my greatest hobby. at least at my gym, i have MMA clases, yoga, tennis sessions, and a pool where I swim. It expensive, but I got all of that and I go almost every day
I also play chess, lol and guitar from time to time. I also go skydiving sometimes. Every year I travel to another country in yurop. I also admire different forms of art, namely : music, literature, cinematography, horology, perfumery.
All of that is nothing too extreme, but I've tried a bit of everything to the point where I can hold a conversation in most subjects and I also found out that general fitness makes me the happiest.
>>36770645
not even kidding here, take voice lessons. they're fun, i liked them while i took them, but i already had an OK voice for no training.
hell, you could probably get better at singing by yourself if you just pay attention to your voice (isolate it) and practiced.
singing is just like any other instrument, some people are born with it and are naturally pretty good and others may have to work harder, but it doesn't mean you can't be just as good.
>>36770755
shit, are you me?
