So how do I into Ben Affleck Mode?
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So how do I into Ben Affleck Mode?
Make your nips hard
>>36759762
dump your mexican fiancee for a low tier white bitch then years later fuck the maid, be a shitty batman and everyday contemplate suicide while the best years of your life slowly flash by.
BE ABSOLUTELY RIPPED JESUS CHRIST WHAT A MONSTER
>>36759787
>be a shitty batman
bait
everyone knows he is a god-tier buttman
>>36759787
>best years
>imply Ben Affleck was ever a good actor
>>36759762
Buy a tighter tshirt
Ben Affleck suffers from gingivitis.
>>36759762
SS and GOMAD would probably do it.
>Answer the call to prayer 5 times a day. EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>IF during Ramadan
>Infidel slays 5x5
take roids, lift crossfit style, eat cheeseburgers
Do nothing and smoke a pack a day to speed up the aging process to look 45
>>36759762
Get your parents murdered.
put oranges under your armpits
>>36759762
>1.Become a muslim
>2.Change your name to Bin al-Afflecki
>3.???
>4.Profit
>>36759762
get dyel
>>36762142
I wanted to upvote your comment. Just letting oyu know, wink wink
do SS or madcow 5x5 and get big
he just looks big and strong
>>36759819
>>36759762
>Watch BvS
>The scene where he's doing his bat-workout
>Weighted pull-ups with like 180lbs strapped on
>Think "He doesn't look very big"
>Realise the other people in the theatre probably see him as a muscle monster
>Think about Christian Bale
>"DYEL"
>Adam West
>"Hungry Skeleton"
tfw /fit/ has ruined your perceptions of what a person should look like
>>36762307
He was fucking massive and you know it.
>>36762307
>tfw you don't think zyzz looks very good
No fucking wonder we all have body dysmorphia
>>36762324
He was largeish
Bane was tiny, and not just because Tom Hardy's a manlet
You can fool Joe Public with big traps and standing with your arms out, but you can't fool /fit/
Fucking massive is Officer Swoleman or Grand Piano now, Ben Affleck doesn't cut it
Christian bale was better. He was in American Psycho. I like American Psycho alot. American Psycho. Mmmm
