>one chance at life
>5'9
>brown eyes
>bald at 22
I want off this ride
Do better.
End it my man.
>>36750199
meanwhile, younger brother (19years old)
>6'3
>green eyes
>hair full of hair
Why is life so unfair?
>>36750215
Do better.
>>36750215
pop one in his pooper
>>36750199
>one chance at life
>vivid green eyes and 6'1"
>fluffy, curly brown hair
>>36750199
What's wrong with brown eyes you bald midget.
>>36750199
>One chance at life
>Wasting it whining
Boo hoo.
>>36750199
>brown eyes
brown eyes are cool anon, really
>bald at 22
i'm so sorry.
>>36750389
This. Brown eyes are a sign of good health. Lighter eyes are more prone to photophobia and a decreased ability to discern fine details in poor lighting. Now nigga, I've been through the works OP and I'm a pissed off black man. You aren't a midget and if you put on a fucking wig, you can go out and get laid as much as you like. So get the fuck outta here with your shit OP.
>>36750414
>Typical poo-eyes trying to talk up having uninteresting features as unique
>one chance at life
>5.5" penis
Fuck.
>>36750674
Why are whiteys so obsessed with poo.
>>36750199
>who is Patrick Stewart?
Brown eyes are best eyes.
>One chance at life
>Only 6' tall in the netherlands
>>36750414
Poo eyes ffs
>>36750239
>>36750389
>>36750870
Brown eyes are the worst color eyes to have, but they're still not that bad.
>>36750674
Step up your gene game. Good luck with your night driving and your up'd chances of being a fuckup that kills someone, faggot.
>>36750950
How does that statement even make sense. Brown eyes are better than no eyes?
>>36750850
>>36750961
>I'm insecure about having inferior coloured eyes, and get mad when people don't fall for the bait that eye colour has anything to do with visual acuity
>>36750215
Ask him to hook you up with his leftovers. Bros make the best Eskimo bros.
>>36750199
>one chance at life
>one opportunity
>will you capture it
>or eat mom's spaghetti?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
One chance at life
>6'7" non lanklet
>brown hair, eyes
>white
>hair thinning a little bit in the front
the last one cancels out everything else
>my 24 years old cousin is dying of lung cancer
>my life is terrible my god i'm 22 yro i don't have many hairs left
>>36750199
>tfw no qt boyfriend
>Me and friend want to bake hashcakes for the last party at the school
>We dont know where to do it
>I ask one of my grills
This is the convo
the "-" sign is me and the ":" is her
- YOO GRIILL PLEASE ANSWER QUICKLY NEED HELP
:Yes?
- Can I, Anon use your kitchen this friday.
: The Fuck?
:I ain't home this friday.
- I know this is totally random
- I need it because I have to make some hashcakes to my class for our last party at the school.
- If you're at work, I'll get your keys to your workplace
- But yeah, it's up to you and your limit, if you will let me - who've never stepped a foot inside of your apartment - bake illegal brownies.
: I don't have an oven, sorry.
- Faaarq
:This is really weird.
- The fact that you don't have an oven, or what I'm asking for? (I'm guessing on what I'm asking for)
: What you're asking for.
- I'm sorry if it was over your limit, but I just thought that it would be funny if we made some brownies together, but yeah, u aren't home.
: Yeah, srry
5mins later
- But one question
- How did your test go the other day
And there the conversation ends.
>I don goofed
I do see my fault, but how the fuck can I make my wrongs right? Should I just wait for her to snapchat me, or anything alike. Because I already planned to go and eat at the restaurant she works at, with some of my friends, but I really don't want to after this situation.
>>36750871
Word.
I'm 6'2 from the Netherlands.
But also bald so it doesn't matter.
>one chance at life
>white
thank you god
>>36752163
Lmao you're legitin a tell pathetic buddy.
>>36751876
I'm 24 and bald on top. Like really bald.
Basically destroys all my other features.
>>36752064
This sucks and I feel really bad for him but you can't make comparisons like that I think..
Otherwise you could just think "Atleast I'm not a kid in Africa or born in Syria" whenever you have any kind of issue.
>>36751876
Are you me?
Except how are you 6'7" not a lanklet
Teach me
>>36752163
>I ain't home this Friday
You respond with
Ah, alright, i'll talk to you later.
/end
Notice how she never asked why you needed to use her oven yet you explained anyways? Notice how she said she was busy on Friday yet you asked again anyways?
>>36750199
>buzzcut
>color contacts
>insole lift shoes
STOP WHINING AND START WINNER
>>36752554
it's just that you have only one chance, and b age 24 you are forced to leave everything back
against
i'm losing my hairs.
you just have to be full of shit to don't understand that here, in the first world, one is a real problem that can bring you to suicide while second it's just a bitchy whining.
like, wtf is wrong with you people
>>36752615
I was panic attackin for them brownies
>I'm stupid
