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New fat hate thread fht, fpd fpt etc etc blah blah post fatties try make it something we haven't seen before
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Serious question: what will happen to fph threads when all the fat people die from heart disease and beetus?
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>>36695985

They'll be a fond memory, relegated to the pages of history. Just like Longcat.
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>>36695722

I call bullshit on that because I wear a size 6 and I am nowhere near as big as her.

On the other hand, she's still not really fat. Just the worst kind of saggy skinnyfat.
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>not wanting a high test gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58
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>>36695985

4chan will shutdown because America won't exist anymore
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>>36695722

She looks fat. She *is* fat. So what's she complaining about?

Or do I need to take Mugatu's crazy pills?
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>>36695985
New fatties will rise up and take their place
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>>36696144

She's fat. She's just not fat by American standards. So it's a language game she's playing. The same way that they've made dresses bigger but keep the size number on the tag the same.

>"Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8."

She's fat.
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>>36695985
fitizens will take turns to become fat temporarily for lulz and then cut back to the original weight
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>>36696187

CHRIST ALMIGHTY ANON I ALMOST RAN AWAY WHEN I FULL-VIEWED THAT SHIT
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>steals jokes
>delivers them in a shitty and unfunny way
>fat
>still the best female comedian
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>>36696238
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Does it count if I hate myself?
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>>36695722
God she has the face of a pig.
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>>36696490
Those shoes are about to give up but dam are they trying
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>>36696492
The down angle is a dead giveaway anyone who still falls for that isn't the brightest knife in the shed.
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>>36696519
fucks sake, get the hell back to farm, piggies
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>>36696526
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>>36696047
>tfw we might make it senpai
>tfw this is the only positive news you can find
>tfw when you left America years ago and find out that three quarters of people are obese now what the fuck
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>>36696486
I love how in an age where machines and home appliances have basically made it so anyone with any schedule can do house work, women still think being a homemaker is the same as it was 100 years ago.
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>>36696519
Clearly body shaming is alright once yours can be measured using pi.
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>>36695722

>size 8
>Amy Shumer

ahahahhahahahaha
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>>36696505
Hate to say it lads, but this is fake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyVt6rTNDLQ
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>>36696508
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>>36696529
>"It's not like I'm a closet eater."
>Literally keeps all of their food in her closet
>my fucking sides
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>>36696021
whatever you say, fatty :^)
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>>36696490
>>36696508
i'm in tears
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>>36695722

>There's nothing wrong with being plus-sized!
>...BUT DON'T FEATURE ME IN A PLUS SIZE ISSUE!!!

TOP KEK
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>>36695985
Nothing. As long as the idea still exists, there will be idiots who cling to it, practice it in their daily lives, and makes sure it spreads.
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Apparently fat people are not unhealthy they just have issues we should treat with compassion...
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>>36696893
I really dont get this "fat cant be unhealthy" trend.
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>>36696872
They want to have their cake and eat it too. Plus three other cakes.
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>>36696492
>with a kid
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>>36697346
I've heard this phrase twice in the last two days.
I want to say that "you can't have your cake and eat it too" is the dumbest fucking phrase in the english language. Why would you even have a cake if you can't eat it? It has no other function.

Why not something like: "you can't win the house AND the car," or "you can't have both sisters," or just fucking anything.
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>>36696331
>TFW no fit black gf to do hill sprints with

Why even lift
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>>36697421
The saying means you can't eat your cake and keep your cake.
Eating your cake makes you not have a cake.
Your sayings don't really make sense.
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>>36696486
Women's house work maybe.

Push mowing an acre of land and then weedeating it takes all day and is good exercise.
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>>36697421
It's meaning is that you can't eat the cake and still have the cake to eat later.
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>>36697421
If you eat the cake, you no longer posses a cake. You posses a bunch of mashed up sugar mixture that your stomach will turn into fat and shit. That's what the phrase means.
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>>36696551
>three quarters of people are obese now
overweight or obese.

It's bad but let's not exaggerate
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>>36697448
NOW I GET IT
ok thanks.

You know, like a lotto? One of the prizes is a car and the other is a house? If you win, you win one or the other.

Also you can't date both hot sisters.

>>36697457
>>36697460
Got it

It'd be a lot less confusing if it was flipped around: you can't eat your cake and have it too
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>>36697477
not making me feel better senpai
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>>36697481
>you can't date both hot sisters

Wanna bet? And I'll fuck the hot milf mom.
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>>36697111

It's an offshoot of feminism, so yeah it's basically lunacy like the rest of modern feminism and the modern liberal.
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US size 6, roughly equal to 27in

yeah there is no way this chick has that smallof a waist
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>>36697537
I wouldn't call it an offshoot of feminism- more like a virus that infected feminism.
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>>36696893
>collapse the binary

this.

this right here is what is killing America.

this is what happens when you don't keep score in teeball and give participation trophies out to everyone.
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>>36697437
name?
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>>36696597
hnnng imagine waking up next to her moonface everyday and she (after breakfast) straddles you to completion, bleating all the way. fuck she does it for me, why, i want her to make fun of me. homo amy schumer homo.
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>>36696490
I feel so sorry for those shoes
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>>36697745
I think dualistic thinking (I'm assuming that's what they mean by "the binary" but I'm not sure and it's probably more stupid) is harmful and fosters animosity, but "good bodies/bad bodies" is not up for debate when the topic is health. It's an objective classification.

How come HAES and SJWs are so fucking effective in destroying movements and turning them from sensible ideas into joke movements and insults?

I'm starting to think that they're actually doing it on purpose.
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>>36696597
She looks like eleanor...
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>>36695722
reminder that Amy Schumer
> shamelessly stole jokes almost verbatim from other comedians
> publicly admitted to raping a drunk guy (with zero repercussions)
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>>36695722
When will people learn that if you give these people an inch they'll take 50 fucking miles?
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I use these threads as motivation, being a lard ass myself who wants to be the active person I've always dreamed of being

Getting more supps and a new weight set in the mail tomorrow, buying more tupperware and related stuff since I've been borrowing my brothers food scale.

http://www.amazon.com/GoWISE-USA-approved--Measures-Capacity/dp/B00CZPF5L2/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1460126418&sr=1-6&keywords=body+fat+scale

Need a new scale, go with ^?
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>>36697946

>Eleanor8.jpg
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>>36698125
That's her name son. She's my chipette waifu
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>>36698184
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>>36698184
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>>36697476
Not really.
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>>36698230
>>36698230

>generic file names
>all pics from first page of Google image search
>all info found with a 10 second search
>throw around the term waifu
>getting so many (You)'s
>literally this easy
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Does anyone have that "Don't do this, it'll only lead to this" comic? The one where making any effort at all to manage your diet or do any exercise (or even thinking about doing exercise) will inevitably result in you being depressed and stressed, because the desire for physical fitness is harmful for you.
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>>36696505
>>36696519
>>36695722
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>>36698329
>tell people that you find an animated chipmunk attractive
>people think you're retarded
>HURR I WAS JUST BRING HAHA JOKES ON YOU FAAAAAAAGS

Yeah ok
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>>36698329
You do realize that many people here actually have kiddie show non-human waifus, right?
I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually serious
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http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a14989/jennifer-lawrence-interview-news/

>"I would like us to make a new normal-body type," [Lawrence] says. "Everybody says, 'We love that there is somebody with a normal body!' And I'm like, 'I don't feel like I have a normal body.' I do Pilates every day. I eat, but I work out a lot more than a normal person. I think we've gotten so used to underweight that when you are a normal weight it's like, 'Oh, my God, she's curvy.' Which is crazy. The bare minimum, just for me, would be to up the ante." That earthy laugh returns. "At least so I don't feel like the fattest one."

Does she have a point, or she still memeing?
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>>36698844
>I eat, but I work out a lot more than a normal person
What constitutes "eating" and "working out" in America is not the same as in the rest of the world.
I'm not saying America is a bad country but the standards of acceptable health and fitness amongst some groups are fucking mind-boggling.
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>>36696187
holy shit its john goodmans daughter
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>>36698783
>can't even google the appropriate image macro
>posting on an Indonesian image macro board
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>>36698844
Jennifer Lawrence is a meme in herself
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>>36697476
A real man couldn't find every inch
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>>36696505
>literally being thrown out

I'd like to see how that was accomplished. A catapult?
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>>36698842
This

mine is twilight
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>>36696519

Yes, yes it is. And it always will be.
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>>36698995
I don't have one, but I like top cunt the most.
Would cum inside many others too
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>>36698844
>I work out a lot more than a normal person
>normal person
Protip: Average american woman is borderline obese.
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>>36698329
Even if you are joking that's definitely an above average play and you deserve the (You)s
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>>36695722

Get ready to cringe, everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ui2XV-LfAg
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>>36699063
Americunt here... Can confirm. The average person is close to obese now and the fat positive shit i see on cuckbook is infuriating.
>Dont tell your daughter she has lost/gained weight
>Tell her that her three chins are bootafool and she shouldnt stride to better herself
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>>36698184
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>>36699147
ah fuck.

This guy died some time ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

2muchplinket4him
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>>36699203
The...The sounds he makes are just repulsive. This guy walked (or shuffled, really) to his death if this was a staple of his diet
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>>36699147
Not gonna lie, that pizza slice he pulled up looked tasty. Made me hesitate to take the next bite of my chicken, beans and rice desu
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>>36699265
>chicken, beans and rice desu
>no vegetables
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>>36699293
What the fuck do you think beans are?
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>>36699302
Beans are beans
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>>36699302
Carbs

Potatoes are veggies too ya dingdong, but you have to have your leafy greens
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>>36699147
>>36695722
While I'm at it, let's have another cringe video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ynZowsDtU&nohtml5=False

I'm a cringe connoisseur, so I may have more in store.
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>>36696021
Aww the fat chick thinks she isn't fat
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>>36699352
It's a legume. If I was eating peas or lentils, would you be giving me shit?

>>36699384
It's also fiber and protein. And it's one fucking meal that didn't have a leafy green (I had spinach as part of my breakfast).

You guys need to calm your autistic asses down
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>>36698184
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>>36699147
That intro... oh jesus...
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>>36699433
>one fucking meal
>one meal
>ONE MEAL
Strive for perfection is all I can say brother. If you're ok with failure, you will fail.
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>>36697832
No
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>>36698184
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>>36698275
>that attitude could use a routine as well

This chick sounds rad as hell.
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>>36699418
>I'm a cringe connoisseur, so I may have more in store.
Did you know you could change your life by waking up by 0430 every day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOEB1Fr0_MM
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>>36696505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJfDdd5A8pQ
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>>36699527
jesus fucking christ why
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>>36696490
Does it have knees?
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>>36696578
Kekeroni. Fatties won't get it.
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>>36699418
haha literally "die, truth! die!"
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>>36699175
just a heads up so you aren't called retarded in real life, its definitely 'strive'
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>>36697481
>less confusing if it was flipped around
While I understand the original phrase, I agree. It would make more sense since you must first have a cake to be able to eat it so at first hearing it can be confusing.
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>>36697963
Pretty sure if the guy doesn't press charges, nothing will happen. Not sure though cause the state will press charges for murder, but in that case the victim is dead and can't press charges.
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>>36698275
britty gud
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>>36696508
Not accurate at all, you need to photoshop the faces of the HAES ladies from the fat fighters insight show
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>>36696551
>OBESITY RATES IN PRESCHOOLERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36696505
>it's a the Simpsons episodes become reality episode
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>>36696331
Wait. Teriyaki? Is that some kind of crazy super calorie dense food?

All I've ever seen it as, has just been a way to describe flavor in a product, never seen it as a stand alone thing.
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>>36696893
I still have trouble understanding how someone can show great intellect through proper grammar that outshines that of most people, and yet be too stupid to understand that being obese is extremely unhealthy. My brain cannot fathom such a scenario.
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>>36699841
and he should yell LONDON at the end
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I'm a guy with a 30" waist, and her waist could almost fit two of me.
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>>36699981
>Grammar = intellect
I'm pretty sceptical about this idea, people seem to believe that someone who uses fancy words has greater mental abilities than the average person and will make better decisions/retain more information etc. However a familiarity with archaic words and the proper construction of sentences is a result of familiarity with these concepts and how to practice them.
People consistently tell me I'm intelligent because I use large words that they haven't heard, but these people always have some area of expertise in which their knowledge far outshines me, whether it be rugby of the maintenence of a particular armoured vehicle they will know a great deal of words that I don't know but still hold a very strong belief that I was simply born more intelligent than them, and my knowledge of fancy words is something that will forever be out of their reach.
tl;dr if you practice something a lot then you will become good at it.
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>>36696551
>we might make it
Texas isn't included. We're not going to make it.
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>>36700070
Well, I think it at least shows that the person is capable of understanding the concept of words (and hence should be able to understand the concept of visceral fat) and logic through the structure of grammar.

I am not saying that someone has to be of vast superior intellect because of their grammar, but it at least shows that they're not complete imbeciles.
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>>36700070
Yeah those guys are clearly mistaken as you aren't intelligent at all.
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>>36699861
>The Simpsons did it
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>>36700070
You can pretty easily tell how intelligent someone is in real life after 10 minutes of conversation. We do it all the fucking time. You can at least put people in quarters.
Someone from the bottom quarter knowing shit about cars while someone from the top corner doesnt, does not make them equal. You know that and i know that. Its just this meme where intelligent people pretend theyre not that different to not be assholes and humble brag. And somehow everyone believes if someone thinks theyre smart, they cant be smart, cause smart people are all nice and humble and not that different and there are all kinds of IQs bla bla etc.
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>>36700129
Well the limbic system gives a bit of an explanation as far as that's concerned.
There's a saying I quite like, "You have a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to use one at a time." It's not literally true but it is very close to the truth.
You have a prefrontal cortex, responsible for thinking logically about your long-term goals and the eventual consequences of your decisions now, and you have a limbic system that makes your decisions based on emotion and instant-gratification without thinking about actual facts or consequences.
The limbic system works 5 times faster than the logical prefrontal cortex and is responsible for those times when you follow your instincts and impulses without really being able to clearly explain why they seemed like such a good idea at the time, this will cause you to cheat on your wife with a woman who cannot keep her mouth shut, it'll cause you to try to "win" a pointless argument with an emotionally upset egotist, it'll jump to conclusions and feed your paranoia, it'll give you excuses for hy you should sleep in/eat that cake, and it'll make you feel that you're part of a particular tribe, and that other tribes are enemies and that your problems are caused by these enemies so you must prove your loyalty to your own tribe by attacking these outsiders.
Hence, HAES, people don't have the self-discipline to work for their long-term goals so they look to their paranoia for excuses as to why it's not their fault/it doesn't matter.
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>>36700158
That's my point.
>>36700221
Well people can have a pretty amazing ability to memoriese analyse and debate particular features of their tv shows but these talents often fail to help some of them who struggle to find a way of paying for their hobbies, and they waste a lot of time and attention pointlessly.
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>>36699418
>omg that's better than sex
when the fuck was the last time she got laid?
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>>36700248
That actually makes a lot of sense. I guess, coming from my own perspective, being a very logically driven person who has the emotional depth of an autist, it doesn't make much sense. However, when going by emotions alone as a lot of women tend to do, it makes more "sense" that these people would come to believe some crazy shit that makes no logical sense.
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>>36700297
Considering how pathetic the average guy is in today's society, and women having all the power when it comes to sex (unless you're Chad of course), it wouldn't surprise me that some really pathetic and lonely guy had sex with her at some point. There are a lot of hamplanets with kids.
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>>36697963
>zero repercussions
Even worse, she got praise. She said it at a feminist event about empowering women, and they all clapped for her and used it as an example of how hard it is to be a woman
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>>36700301
The limbic system works (apparently) 5 times faster than the prefrontal cortex, so when you see/hear something (people of a different skin colour, someone asking if you're feeling ok because you look tired, an underling questioning your decisions) the thing is often examined by your limbic system first, it assigns a feeling good/bad to the thing and then often (especially if you're feeling quite emotional) you'll react first and then try to rationalise later. This can be demonstrated by how much blood is flowing to which part of the brain when you're making a decision.
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>>36698426
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>>36696486
Depending on what exactly you're doing, gardening and lawn work can take a fair amount of elbow grease. Especially if you're landscaping.
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>>36697832
You're gross.
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>>36699203
That's not the same guy, but yeah Justin died a little while back. He was like 600+ pounds at the time.
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>>36699418
>safety first
>not taking measures against the literal number one killer in the U.S.

Makes sense. She is a woman, afterall.
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>>36699527
Cringe coneisseur here; that video was awkward as fuark, and I've seen Jake Barnett's speech.

>>36699418

A true fat-cringe classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA&nohtml5=False
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>>36698907
Lol
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>>36696216
Bulk and cut cycles kek
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Not a fucking chance she's wearing a 6-8, she's easily a 10-12.
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>>36698910
>implying i had any desire to know if you were really retarded or not

It's not exactly a question I would have pondered for life desu senpai
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>>36697767
Halle Berry
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>>36697450
The point is that it's not comparible.
1 hour of yard work is absolutely less effort (calories burned) than 1 hour of LISS or HIIT.
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>>36700592
>over 500,000 views
why
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>>36700661
It's been in a metric fuckton of cringe compilations.
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>>36696187
God I hate Amy schumer so much. She's so damn frumpy looking not to mention she's unfunny and self absorbed as fuck. Hur dur muh vaginer lol renew me for another season and give me another comedy special cause I'm a modern empowered womyn.
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>>36696526
lol
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>>36696893
The amount of self delusion seen here is uncomfortably close to my justifying my alcoholism. This pic literally just made me hit rock bottom. Can cognitive therapy help me fix myself or do I have to put myself in the hands of a higher power I don't believe in?
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>>36698844
Daily reminder that Jennifer Lawrence is a hypocritical skank
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>>36696513
That angle makes attractive people more attractive as well. Not sure what's there to "fall for"
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>>36699885
I mean teriyaki sauce is really sweet so it might be more dense but I'm assuming this dumb bitch is referring to a specific trashy resteraunt called that or something
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>>36698995
Gtfo ponyfag.
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>>36697437

TFW ran track and XC in college and had lots of black sprinter girl bros to do hills with and lift with and drink Hennessy on the weekends with.
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>>36696238
Women aren't funny
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>>36696014
I miss longcat. Longcat was long.
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>>36698275
enjoyed/10
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>>36696490
those aren't fucking socks

they're dog sweaters
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>>36696597
I'd fuck it
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>>36696505
> literally thrown out

Who the fuck threw him, the Rock?
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>>36700399
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>>36699147
>>36699418
>>36700592

I'm going to go ahead and dump my personal stash of fat people being idiots that I found on YouTube:

Fatty likes to eat rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MaglPJKSmU

Fatty likes to eat bricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YOSzUSEmoQ

Fat betalord fakes a seizure to get da pusi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQohIb-_7vs

Joey's World Tour (literally all of his videos are repulsive)
https://www.youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour

King Curtis, the miniature Obese Robeast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERENCqOHJCA

You've been breaded!!1! El Oh El Ecks Dee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ai2c5vZGOs

I'm sure there's more, but in the mean time, feel free to enjoy the cringe.
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>>36698275
>>that attitude could use a routine as well

There is goodness in the world after all.
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>>36697697
Feminism is the virus that infected feminism
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>>36700399
Thanks man I appreciate this, whenever I want to skip a gym day I like to pretend Ronnie Ritchie is swhispering the idea into my ear like Grima Wormtongue.
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>>36698844
>>It's okay to be fat because it's normal now

For most of humanity's pre-civilization existence, rape was normal. Murder was normal. In the 1800s child labor was normal. In the 1950s having different laws for people based on the color of their skin was normal. "Good and right" isn't defined by what's normal, it's defined by determining what is good and right as objectively as possible and then testing what we have against what should be. I think that a good and healthy body should have low blood pressure, a low resting heart rate, and it shouldn't get diabetes. It should be able to run a 5k without demanding a literal medal. Healthy should be able to squat with a barbell and some weight, swim a few laps in a pool, haul a big bag of mulch around a yard, and play with a child for more than 5 minutes without getting out of breath. Healthy and good shouldn't be insulin resistant. And if what is normal isn't those things, then normal is wrong, and it needs to change.
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>>36700928
>seizure guy pulls his shirt down mid-seizure
every time
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>>36699302

Legumes, though plants, are not generally thought of as vegetables in the colloquial sense of the word due to the differences in their respective nutritional profiles (though both are good for you, and should be included in your diet). Vegetables are usually seen as a source of micronutrients and fiber. Beans, though possessing copious fiber and a fair number of micronutrients, are generally consumed for their protein content.
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>>36698275
>that attitude could use a routine as well
I would love to go to a mom and pop's gym
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>>36696490
I'm pretty sure those aren't socks, those are orthopedic brace. Those look like straps at the top, which would support this. Also they look like they're made out of plastic which also supports this.
She might be fat because she had problems with walking and therefore couldn't get exercise as easily as others.
However the opposite is also true. She might have problems with walking due to her excessive weight, and therefore needed braces.
My sister has disabilities. She had these as well, albeit not in this size.
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>>36698329
this is the life you chose anon
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>>36698844
>I work out a lot more than a normal person
>a normal person who has a 9 to 5 job
>me, a bimbo actress that dresses up as an adult and gets oscars
>not even coordinated enough not to fall when receiving them
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>>36700928
>the "seizure" one
Sweet Lord I can't take it
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>>36699056
I hope that guy didn't get into any trouble. His only crime was being too beta.
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>>36701394
>crying because they saw a homeless guy
dat shit cray
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>>36700248
my pre-frontal cortex must be fucking ripped.
Someone have some limbic system routine?
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>>36701394
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>>36698844
>>36700766
>>36698934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_zja9pepgU
the word you're looking for is cunt
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>>36700689
>>36696187

I'm actually a degenerate who wants to fuck certain fatties (as long as they actually have a skeleton/body that promotes wide hips, a comparatively narrower waist, thick thighs, large breasts, and no more/less than one chin), and I hate Amy Schumer.

As mentioned, she's not funny. Her anecdotal comedy punchlines always fall somewhere between "I fuck a lot of guys" and "I'm not as hot as I used to be", which seems to betray all the critics raving about how she's such a positive female figure. And her observational humor just either falls flat or to forced, awkward laughter. Basically, she's your typical female comic, but with an extra dose of celebrity.

And then there's her body. I mean, I tend to like chunksters, but Schumer just doesn't have a body that holds weight well. Her upper arms are bigger and jigglier than her tits, her waist has about the same dimensions as her hips, providing a wooden-barrel silhouette, her thighs aren't all that thick compared to the amount of weight she has on, and she has a serious case of white girl ass (which is not to say all white girls have white girl ass, but when I say white girl ass you know what I'm talking about). The only nice thing about her body is that her skin seems rather smooth and I have yet to see cellulite on her, but jesus, that alone doesn't count for a whole lot. Oh also I guess she doesn't have cankles.

In the end, she really just has a body that would look better thinner/fitter. That extra weight just seems to go to all the wrong places, and could get out of hand quickly if she doesn't do more for her fitness than just walking once in a while.
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>>36701434
I dunno man, on rare occasions I get emotional as hell after a really damn good workout.
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>>36700689
>>36701483
And lazy as well
https://youtu.be/Qv0eWN8v_tg
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>>36696187
Oh lawdy, what a disgusting cow.

I swear this cunt could be a stand-in for Francis if they ever remake Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
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>>36701556
das gay
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>>36700592
>>36700592
These superfat bitches probably get laid more than I do, why even live
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>>36701394
>walking home from work
>work at a catering deal, they let employees take some foods that don't sell home
>grab a couple muffins on my way out
>lmao dirty bulkan
>parked for cheap because my usual place is like 3x price for sports games
>walk by a homeless assisting shelter area
>some fellow comes up and asks me for a dollar
>offer him one of my muffins
>he takes it, doesn't seem thrilled
>get to my car
>slightly grumpy because I kind of wanted that muffin

maybe I'm a bad person but I can't really spare a lot of money either. I try not to make eye contact when I have to park around there, it's a surefire way to get hands out wanting something from you.
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>>36696597
I'd say she's more like a size 12 or a 14.
Source: I work in a women's clothing store that sells up to size 20 in store so I have to size up a lot of female burgerbeasts.
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>>36696238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
the intro is shit, but still
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>>36696508
What movie is this?
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>>36696238
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>>36700902
This some giant turtle that was ripped out of it's shell or wat?
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>>36701768
limitless
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>>36696492
This shit drives me up the walls.
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>>36701394
pls post some more good feels anon
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>>36696039
Only counts if they actually are high test, breh.

If their face is noticeably affected by the fat, it's fat, not high test.
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>>36696486
>housework as exercise fatter than others
>exercise fatter
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>>36696492
Is that even the same fucking girl as well?
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>>36696893
Like pushing them off a cliff?
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>>36701886
this always makes me feel.. good.
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Americans so pathetic.
Even your gratest athlete was fat.
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>>36702025
>baseball player
>athlete

try again faggot
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>>36702019
I'm dying.
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>>36702019
kek, not the good feels I was thinking of but godamn stupid motherfucker!
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>>36701611
No homo bro
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>>36696893
I'm seriously struggling to come up with a statement that addresses how insane the denial is. I mean everything hits all at once, and likewise you're with with all the potential rebuttals and gobsmacked reactions that picking one would drive you down some rabbit hole of insanity as each point builds on another. I have to go lift now in hopes that I can settle my mind down. I think I'm done with the internet today
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>>36702019
>two extra large pizzas
>30 wings
dat bulk tho
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>>36696597
she looks like a retired drag queen
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>>36699063
that trend line is full of lies
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>>36697476
the only men that "love" every inch of that, are the ones that at first married an thin-average size woman and now are stuck with a whale
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>>36700399
>10 minute walk

Lol more like an hour
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>>36700782
makes women more attractive

an upangle makes males more attractive
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>>36702019
I remember this thread
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>>36701629
I've been homeless

Never went hungry. There are tons of places that give out free food. Not a lot of places that will give out free beer.
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>>36700902
discovery of a new species, news at 11.
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>>36700950
kekd
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>>36696187

that's just an unfortunate body layout right there.
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>>36700399
nother one
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>>36695722

i identify as skinny please dont oppress
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I remember using memories of this one to fake illness.
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>>36696505
In the actual 600 lb Life episode he loses a bunch of weight and gets a former-fat qt gf.
What's you losers excuse
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>>36698275
Lady G is pretty based
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>>36698184
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I'm 28

On January 4th this year I weighed 380lbs
Today I weigh 330

My plan is to be less than 250 before I turn 30 (1.5 years away).

Even though I'm still fat and disgusting this is the best I've felt in years, and the lightest I've been since 2012.

Believe it or not, threads like this help motivate me.
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>>36702582
nobody cares fatty go blog somewhere else
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>>36702582
If these threads helps even one person to make it, it will all have been worth it.
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>>36697476

only marine biologists
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>>36702582
Good job, buddy. Keep it up.

>>36702637
And yet you reply
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>>36702637
Fuck off, reddit. This isn't r/fatpeoplehate or whatever the fuck it was.
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>>36702504
Sorry, fucked up the screen.
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>>36702637
>Something positive comes out of these threads
>Anon mad
But why? I kind of like the thought of reaching through the internet and helping someone achieve their goals.
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these threads are why i work out
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>>36701053
Just wanted to say this is a good speech.
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>>36699418

why didn;t she just stand on it?
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>>36699055
Please don't refer to Dashie as top cunt

She's a good, virgin horse who dindu nuffin
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>>36702653
>>36702686
>>36702748
not a personal blog

tho the CBT is basically made for posts like his

welcome to /fit/
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>>36702791
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>>36702650
Im a MARB major and i think this is out of my league
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>>36702717
>*Of course, my current size is the actual American average, not my previous sizes.
No please, no more of this one. The cutesy twee ignorance and the refusal of genuine introspection and criticism is too much for me tonight.
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>>36702796
That's odd, because I'm fairly sure there are posts like this fairly often in the FPS/FHG threads, but what do I know, I am only an eel
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>>36698275
I love happy endings!
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>>36699527

TEDx has always been shit, but I have a feeling TED is also going down the loo.
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>>36702517
This is it. The definition of cringe.
No matter what I do, no matter where I go, the mental image this gave me will never leave me be. When my cold, dead flesh touches the pillow of my coffin I will still think about this post. It will be the last thing on my mind as I lay dying. After the apocalypse, aliens will use their superior science to fish memories out of our bones, and this post will be all they can get out of my remains.

whylive.png
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>>36702717
at least she is donating clothes
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>>36702812
yeah we need to make FPS great again and you should help
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>>36696490
>>36701218

Used to work in a place that makes these. I have no clue why she's wearing shoes; those braces are like boots, and should encompass the entire foot with shoe soling material adhered to the bottom.

Also, judging from the swelling, she could have some sort of liver disease that's dropping her serum protein.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ahdjSkXx2cc

To the anon who posted this homie earlier in the thread: thank you for helping me stay on track with my cut today. I was really tempted to eat some junk out of boredom but I've been watching this kid's videos as I work and the combination or cringe and amusement is too much to bear.

>it's like I'm at a 5-star restaurant!

Sweet Jesus.
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>>36696519
Except for the first and the last one who looks like a witch they would all be qts if they were a normal weight
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>>36702861
>21,000 views
how
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