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>be black
>britbong
>walking back home from gym
>take the alley by the park
>see 3 Somalians trying to rob a white boy
>feel sorry for him
>even post-gym I could probably take them on
>get closer, they notice me and look tentative
>Tell them "Oi you man, allow him init"
>One of them agrees
>"l-let him go"
>white boy gets released, scuttles past
They probably robbed him after I left to be fair.
It's all well and good lifting for sloots, but I tell you lads, you better train to protect yourselves. I won't lie, it was an eye-opener for me too...
Is I'm a nigger btw the new I'm a girl btw?
>going out at night in Bongistan
Shiggy
>>36673367
Wait, there are white people in the UK ?
>>36673378
Maybe, but I'm black not a nigger, and you're still a cuck.
>>36673416
Well, there's the Scottish, but they're just white niggers who talk funny.
>>36673367
>allow him init
Are you saying this translates to "let him go" ...??
Or are you also part somalian and know some of their language?
>>36673695
London vernacular.
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>>36673367
>be mixed-raced
>AMERICAN
>going on night patrol keeping my neighborhood safe
>sees urban youth in my neighborhood
>knows theres not many 'Urbanyouths' in my neighborhood cause I know all my neighbors
>walks up to him
>he smacks his lips together before taking a sip of watermelon Arizona tea and throws a skittle at me
>again he smacks his lips before swearing at me
>tells him to leave
>he attacks me
>shots him dead
thank god I'm American.
>>36673788
>Shoots him dead
fixed.
>>36673727>>36673695>>36673367
Srs though. What's "allow him"?
Allow him to pass freely? Does this sort of street mugging happen so frequently that there is a shortened version for saying this?
init means isn't it, right?
>Allow him to pass freely, isn't it the right thing to do?
Nailed it.
>>36673367
allow me to slay this bird init bruv
>>36673836
Nah you dizzy cuz.
Allow it means nah pretty much
"Oi rudeboi you want to go co-op nd get some munch famm?"
"Nah allow dat famm, coop bare far innit"
>>36673898
I can't even imagine white person saying that
>>36673913
I can't even imagine you speaking properly.
Come to London. You'll see every white boy talking that way. Even the "scene" faggots who were into alt just a few years ago, are now Skepta and Justin Beiber cocksucking fuccbois.
>>36673913
You ain't been to England then have you wasteman
>>36673943
>Come to London
ignore this anon, london is a grade A shithole
>>36673695
I'm Somali and I find you retarded.
>its fucking SOMALI GOD DAMMIT. GET IT RIGHT
Brehs how does a bong make good country gains?
>>36673367
Thank you for your service my esteemed melanin rich gentleman. We must all syamd together to resist the Mali infestation.
>>36673607
>I'm black not a nigger
Isn't that an oxymoron?
>>36673972
> I'm da captain now
Who /devvo/ here?
https://youtu.be/KJz79HoY_dU
>>36673607
>>36674005
No, it's your wife's bull.
>>36673367
>britbong
>walking through underpass to get home from the supermarket
>a group of cheeky kunts are waiting half way
>they say "you man whats in the bags init"
>tell them "oi you leave it senpai yeah?"
>they don't leave it attempt to look inside my bags
>too close for personal comfort and outnumbered
>tell them "oi you lads think yous the bad mans yeah? no bad mans here senpai, i'll show what is a bad man if it what you want init"
>I say this as I'm walking away so there is no confrontation and they don't really reply. It's a mumble that I didn't hear.
Close call. I'm not quite big enough yet to calm shit down like OP
>>36673913
Das cos your butters and prolly bare bats too innit bloodclart
>>36674019
>implying I would ever fall for the marriage jew
>>36673945
>wasteman
Fuck I haven't heard that in a while. I used to live in Dalston before I moved out to the SW. Jesus raze that place.
>>36674020
did actually say senpai?
>>36674020
Jesus you sound like a wetty, you sound like some old cunt imitating their yoots
>>36674063
Yes. They were all Yakuza wannabes.
>>36674063
>senpai
>>36674020
Jesus you sound like a wetty, you sound like some old cunt imitating their yoots
>>36674063
Don't do what that batty said he did, you'd get sparked
At what point did the English stop speaking English?
It's like Dr. Seuss made up a language for you.
>>36673367
How do blacks in the UK like the new surge of Arabic and African immigrants?
>>36674119
to be fair american southern "english" isn't much better
>>36673836
quality post kek 10/10 underrated aswell my sides are travelling at relativistic speeds atm desu lad senpai
>>36673836
allow you right now
>>36674294
no one likes arabs and somalis you cheecky cunt
>>36674050
the fuck are you even saying
>>36674386
Ur reading crutterz u dizzy cunt
Not knowin talk from ends shame on u fuckin moist
>>36673367
>Oi you man, allow him init
what does this mean?
>>36674461
Hey you, leave him alone okay
>>36673972
You live in the Twin Cities?
Who /Dorset/ here?
>>36674474
Thank you. Your guys slang is just completely undecipherable to midwestern Americans.
>>36674514
The Slang used mostly in this thread is generic Roadman slang, which is a mix of city slang, cockney slang, chav slang, and jamaican slang.
>>36673367
>approaching 3 somalians
>ever
the only things that you will come out of this situation is AIDS, TB or a aids invested knife through your gut
>>36673367
is that Matt Hughes on the screen?
>>36673913
lol you will be suprised when you see the next generation of teenagers in london.well...i mean the 13/14/15 year old white kids in london are ALL speaking like this now lmao..the worst word has the be uckerz which refers to getting head
>>36674543
>aids invested
>oi blud you man got got any dem aids invested knife tings for me now how much it cost innit
>>36673367
What ends you from senpai?
>>36674577
Depends how much of the 16th letter of the alphabet you willing to give cuz
>>36673367
Have some UK grime lifting music
https://youtu.be/3awpTfbpyyc
>>36674577
nah senpai aint got that still...shout me tomorrow though mans gonna have that in..dunno hold tight g
>>36674451
This lad fukin top boi bate road man
>>36673643
Celts and nords are the only non nigger whites.
Get fucked angloshit
>>36674671
ur typing all wrong g
>>36674615
>senpai
You talking boffin shit cuz
>>36674673
>scottish
>white
See this video and say they're white
https://youtu.be/scNLfr1EP08
>>36674678
I grew out of the typing when I was a younger still.
Never grow out of the ends though senpai.
>>36673643
My uncle used to say that the Scots are the niggers of Britain.
Don't know why he moved to Scotland though.
>>36674692
That guy is welshman. He's doing a character.
>>36674702
He has a thing for blacks
>>36673643
>>36674673
Ha, ye's gonnae start a britbong thread wae aw the slang ye's hink is so edgy tae show aff tae the americans but yer probably gonnae complain aboot bringing in the wiy folk speak up north ya fuckin dafty wafties hinkin "bad mans" and somali scum can square up tae the young teams? Haww
>>36674738
Northerners make me sick with their imaginary divide.
The south is better because we have jobs.
>>36674738
Fuck off ya cunt ned
Bet yas come down ere n be a grockle nd not say shite like that ya ned wanker
>>36674763
>imaginary devide
Look at google maps. It shows you the divide you muppet.
>inb4 you thought I meant north england... North england isn't in the north. It's in the fucking middle lmao. So "northern"
>>36674673
>celts
>white
https://youtu.be/3hk3SOnqPfo
>>36673972
i don't know why but I've always had this image in my mind that only caucasian males were on 4chan (except the odd camwhore on /b/ and the other autist boards like /soc/). Where did you learn about /fit/? So funny thinking that a black person would browse /fit/... I always thought you guys had other things to do and it would bore you to be on here
>mfw reading this bread
>>36674702
Some in the British Army call the Scots in the Scottish regiments "porridge wogs".
It's mostly the Irish that have been the butt of such jokes though, due to attempts to dehumanise them and compare them to beast-men (caricatures of black people) - hence the 19th century British Empire joke "What is an Irishman but a nigger turned inside out?"
>>36674924
Also see signage in 1960s/1970s English pubs saying "no dogs, no niggers, no Irish"
>>36674294
they have gang wars sometimes
>walking cousin home, he's half my age
>see 2 guys pounding on a 3rd on the ground
>>shouldnt we help him?
>you see those kids. Theyre all friends. They ate together and played together. Now the other 2 are beating him up for fun. You have to be careful who you acquaint yourself with or that can happen to you.
>we walk on
Hope he learned his lesson
>>36674539
A lot of that - the cockney slang/chav slang/jamaican slang/city slang etc mixed together is known officially as "London Multicultural English". My cousin lives in London - her dad's a white Englishman, London born and bred, her mum was Venezuelan and she talks LME, using clearly West Indian slang at times.
>>36675139
not really
the only people who talk like this in london are fucking teenagers wanting to fit in with the crowd or morons, or just drug dealers
no one with self respect and the knowledge of proper english speaks like this...the only people i know who still speak like a roadman are fucking retards
>>36675185
or middle class white boys
>>36675196
This.
I know so many middle class kids who think they're roadies.
They just wear expensive tracksuits and listen to stormzy. All while going on a holiday each year and getting their parents to buy them cars.
Fucking cunts.
>>36674009
I'm losing my shit over this post lmao
>>36675228
its just a matter of time before they run into a situation what makes them re-think their pretend roadman personality
>>36675245
Well a cheeky few of em have died from dodgy mdma and ket, but most of em live away from the council estates so only a few get mugged
if any of you americans want to see the average teenager in london watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcO8Raf3tAE
cringiest shit ever just listen to that last fucking kid..he actually said ting
>>36675185
>Not really
Yes really, fucking google it. I'm not saying everyone in London (or Greater London) speaks like that, I'm saying people have studied it and classified it and given it a name.
My cousin talks like that because she lives in Tower Hamlets and she's working class.
>>36675307
This. You can tell he uses it naturally tho and who forces it to sound like a Roadman tho.
>>36673607
>burn
>>36675307
thats unfortunate for your cousin because if she is speaking like that she is probably a disgusting street rat that gives head to all the local jeromes in tower hamlets
>>36675351
She probably does, yeah. People seem to think she's really attractive though, so I like to think they're at least the best looking Jeromes.
>>36673607
>im black
>not a nigger
God damn
>>36673607
s a v a g e
gj lad
>>36673607
DESTROYED
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I have lived in Chatham all my fucking life. Literally no one talks like this.
>>36675366
>Tower Hamlets
Either she's Muslim or she's sucking off Muslims
Or both
>>36675435
You were oblivious.
Now that you're aware you'll notice it everywhere.
Sick
Senpai
Peng
Ting
Those are the most common
>>36673367
Good for you anon. Ithe makes me happy there are people out there. Continue to keep the streets safe.
>>36675435
>chatham
>london
>not kent
>>36675459
man
bare
g
i really hate how people have started calling out eachother g
>>36675443
My uncle is a bodybuilder though and a total fucking lunatic, I think he keeps her in check at least most of the time. If I was a Muslim boy, I'd be scared to approach her because of who her dad is
>>36675469
It's the birthplace of the English chav you fucking numpty. If no one speaks that way outside the fucking job centre they don't speak that way anywhere in the country.
Fucking London poser cunts.
>>36675483
I've heard many people speak like this and I'm from a town.
England doesn't revolve around you
>>36675483
m8 no one even knows chatham u pleb
firstly you live in kent
och wheesht and get oan wae it
>>36675482
Except they probably know some refugee cunt who's killed US soldiers or they're in some Muslim gang who genuinely don't care about prison because they hate western society.
You need to remember what a dump Tower Hamlets is...they had an Islamic Road Show in Whitechapel last year that was just an anti Britain March.
Do you think they care who her dad is?
Plus she's probably just a slut not like her dad can stop her
>>36675520
Bolt ya rocket, fucking numpty
>>36673367
Somalians aren't black. They are some hideous Arab knock off.
>>36675531
My mum grew up in a London ghetto though in the 60s/70s and she wasn't a slut. Somehow I can't see my cousin doing stuff like that, but frankly if she does that's her decision, she's a very smart girl and she's got a lot going for her, if she wants to go with Muslim lads that's fine, just as long as she's safe.
>>36673836
No, "allow" means like "fuck that". Or "stop that" depending on context. It's a nigger word but everyone in London who is under 35 and not rich speaks like a nigger now.
>>36675576
They're Cushitic, like ancient Egyptians and the Ethiopians.
>>36675621
>we wuz kangz
>>36673607
top burn friendo
>>36675432
>>36675390
>>36675341
>>36675669
Completely average post desu
>ooo mr black man pls accept me!
C U C K S
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>>36675704
>implying we're not blacks who are just webcucking you
How does it feel do have my e-BBC inside your internet whitey?
>>36675704
I'm half-pic related and have half-Jewish blood. How does that make you feel? Friendo
>Freshers
>Blink
>Mid-20s
B A K A
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>>36675797
>freshers
>blink
>21 years old dissertation due in a month
Can some Britbongs fill us in, what the fuck happened to your country?
It's going from empire dominating the world to shithole so fast it's making my head spin.
Churchill must be rolling over in his grave at what his country has become.
>>36675837
Lad you're a naive cunt. Slang and lower class crims have existed since civilisation began.
>>36675837
To be honest these guys are making slang out to be like a cancer, it's just a way of young people expressing themselves in different ways. I admit the UK has gone to shit in many senses but grime and slang is not one of them
>>36675837
we were in decline until the mid-80s, now we're on the ascent again. Watch out.
>>36673972
Abdi please go
>>36675748
the eternal pig nose
>>36675837
87.1% MATE
WE'RE ALSO GONNA TAKE OVER EUROPE LAD
HAHAHA HAVE WE'RE AT IT AGAIN
>>36674386
Tru talk yeah, I seen you lipsing bare mandem doe innit, brrraps gunshot
>>36675865
>This is what Tories actually believe
>>36675903
>he's a labour supporter
UH OH
>>36675748
Indifferent
>>36675856
>my slang is not shit!!
mate you sound like a fucking moron when you speak
you DONT speak like that to yur family, co-workers...you only use this shit around your gay friends who are as gay as you..women DO not like that shitty slang and you will get BTFO if you ever try to speak like it...you will look especially more retarded if you are white
>>36675723
Internet was genuinely better before black people and women started using it, you have to admit this.
>>36675929
You're just mad cause you ain't got any links with the gyaldem lad
>>36675887
Nope. The jew half makes it even out perfectly
>>36674577
Rah f.am, you gassin bare, dun know you gwan have to properly diversify your portfolio across multiple asset classes if you want to ensure consistent capital gains, rahtid blud. Kiss my rassclart teeth, cha
https://youtu.be/5Ou-YJ3XfQ8?t=13m12s
how every white person who speaks like a paki sounds
>>36675942
y-you dont know me
>>36675890
>White Mexican
What meme is this?
>>36673607
>rekt
>>36673607
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>36674009
Don't you mean european
>>36675983
Jheeeze!! you went in f.a.m BMT
>>36673367
who are these sluts tho
>>36675837
Economy went to shit after WWII and the socialists and union scum have tried their hardest to ensure Britian never recovered
>>36675918
>"Labour Supporter"
New Labour doesn't count, you fucking Mondeo man cunt
>>36676005
Have you ever noticed how spaniards look different to most Mexicans?
>>36673898
>"Nah allow dat famm, coop bare far innit
I literally have no idea what that even implies, let alone means. What the fuck, britbongs?
>>36676047
They're headed by an Oldie though, and guess what?
THEY'RE STILL GONNA LOSE THE NEXT ELECTION
YOU CAN'T TAKE THE NUKES YA BASTARDS
>>36676067
No i don't really feel like that buddy. 7-Eleven is too far away, you agree?
>>36676049
Yeah, but if you look at the picture, the "Spanish" person looks like a Mexican.
I can understand white Spanish people because Spain is in Europe.
>>36676067
"No let's not do that close friend, Co-op (a store) is very far away, isn't it?"
>>36674805
Whatever you say, oik. Us real Englishmen know that anything north of Hertfordshire is for all intents and purposes untamed wilderness inhabited by barely literate hobbit folk. I'm surprised you have a functioning internet connection; I expect you stole it. Toodle pip.
>>36676158
>Northern monkeys will never know what it's like to be southern
>>36675748
>most powerful race
>literally every one I've met is transgender
>>36676224
How do they even breed? Their women are like dwarfs women - a legend.
>>36676049
yes
spaniards look alberto barbossa-tier
>>36675942
Innit doe.
>>36673367
>three somalis per brit in london
UK YES
>>36673607
R I P
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>>36675985
>white person who talks like a paki
So... Welsh people?
>>36676341
click this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ou-YJ3XfQ8&feature=youtu.be&t=13m12s
>>36676276
Mr Flip cums from his reach-around while getting pounded by bbc and then Mrs Flip scoops it up and pushes it into her vagina
>>36673898
Conor?
>>36676821
Ruben?
>>36676821
you are conor are both wet pussyholes from moist ends
>>36676848
>moist ends
Yeah your mum's gash lad hahahahahaha
>>36676839
So close
>>36676865
good one mate
*punches you in the face*
>>36674884
>Doesn't know redwood
>Doesn't know steam rollan
>>36676962
Whoa there edgelord, don't go getting violent
*throw imaginary hurts at you*
>>36677010
thats almost oldfag shit now right? Havent seem them post in years. redwood was super athletic
>>36675139
aka 'Jafaican', fake jamaican
>niggers and anglocucks
fucking non white scum just burn
>>36675985
>girls in hijab cheering a song about getting head
