Was Jesus ottermode? Why didn't he lift?

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:20:17 Post No. 36665866 [Report]

Was Jesus ottermode?

Why didn't he lift?

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:23:12 Post No.36665886
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:23:12 Post No.36665886 [Report]

>>36665866
Does performing miracles count as cardio?

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:23:18 Post No.36665888
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:23:18 Post No.36665888 [Report]

>those legs

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:25:06 Post No.36665899
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:25:06 Post No.36665899 [Report]

Throughout history its been noted that people who don't exist tend not to lift either. You'll notice that Santa and leprechauns don't lift either.

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:28:30 Post No.36665916
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:29:59 Post No.36665925
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 05:30:55 Post No.36665932
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:37:06 Post No.36667367
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:37:06 Post No.36667367 [Report]

>>36665866
More like tortured for reps and zero water
some kind of a heavy cut diet and shit

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:40:11 Post No.36667392
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>>36665899

what the fuck you say to me cunt?

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:41:37 Post No.36667402
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:41:37 Post No.36667402 [Report]

He sacrificed his gains for our sins

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:41:42 Post No.36667404
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:41:42 Post No.36667404 [Report]

>>36665866

Because lifting is the most selfish thing a human can do, this is why the only thing jesus ever lifted was the cross he was carrying across the city till his death, he was carrying it for the humans and therefor it was not selfish.

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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:43:43 Post No.36667423
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:44:31 Post No.36667434
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 08:44:31 Post No.36667434 [Report]

>>36667402

this