>what do you MEAN 6 eggs a day?
> 4 scoops!? Of what?
>>36662667
>A what-lift? Did you say deathlift?
>a what? "squat plug"?
>so mr anon it says h- no, that can't be right
>a GALLON of milk per day?!
>You want me to precribe you testosterone why? Because someone on an anime forum called you a 'low-test, stay-small beta cuck faggot'?
>you're still a virgin past 16?
>>36662667
>>36662745
>>36662760
Wait so I shouldnt be doing this stuff?
>Sir I can assure you that cardio is in fact greatly beneficial to your health and wellbeing
>So where did this Mr. 'Rippletoe', get his degree?
>>36662801
Do you want to get healthy, or do you want to get big?
>>36662831
BIG
>Sir, we've got a patient in room 302 in a critical state. He fell for the SS meme
>"You eat protein...... powder?"
>>36662667
>only 6?
>>36662667
>>36662667
>you caused this injury by.... now let me get this right, trying to leave humanity behind?
>>36662667
>GOMAD?!!
>>36662851
[spoiler]2+2 U[/spoiler]
Deadlift? But you're alive
>...z-zizz? Mirin? Isn't that a cooking oil?
>>36662910
That is quite the filename there bub
>>36662667
>3pl8? one plate is more than enough
oh no doc. that's just for breakfast
