/fit/ humor thread?

If I wanted humor I'd just look in the mirror and then kill myself.

>>36661733
If humor was my goal i would ponder your trials of gravitational battle

If I wanted humor I'd look at your bicep peak.

ONE

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Inb4 1RM

>>36661952
REP

singular reiteration maximum

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>>36661733

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xII2hLTLrs

>>36662751
hahahhahahahah this is amazing

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>>36662306

>>36662306
yeee

>>36662961
I never fucking understood this, what the fuck is the point of this?

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>>36662903

MY FOOKIN SIDES

>>36662982

Powerlifters, in bench, only have to lower their bar to their chest. Raising their chest shortens the distance they have to move the weight

>>36663009
So they're literally cheating themselves?

>>36661973
MAX

>>36662982
Powerlifting. Under some competition rules only the feet, upper back and head need to be touching, so they will arch like that to raise the chest, decreasing the distance the bar has to travel. This lets the lifter pull heavier weight because they don't have to do the full rom.

Banp

>>36663037

Yes

>>36662774
Jeff pls go

>>36663049

Weighted crunches are actually a great way to be able to suck your own dick

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>>36661733

>>36662903
top fucking kek

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>>36661733

>>36663211
I cringe everytime it's posted.

>>36663125

Firstpump.png

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>>36663228
i got the full set

Saved this thread from a while ago
https://archive.is/FBQAO

many keks

>>36663267
>that gains goblin by the front door
Kek, never saw that before

>>36663252
remember not to hit 7 because it won't do anything

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>>36662306
I lost
have a pic.

>>36662961
A guy at my gym does this.
Who cares if you bench 2pl8 if you only move it 2 inches?

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>>36663319

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>>36663388

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>>36662969

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>>36663388
Kek

>>36663211
>>36663267
>>36663388
>>36663413
>>36663439
>>36663493
Why post sir comics? At this point they're only funny to noobs

>>36663408
what?

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bamp

>>36663627
:|

>>36663050
I've been thinking for ages for a new short story, this is it. Thanks faggot.

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>>36661733

>>36663515
You answered you're own question

>>36663665
Y-you too

>>36663037

They don't cheat in training like you fuccboi, just during competition.

>>36663515
The moment he makes new comics, I bet your limp dick you'll still check it out.

Fag.

>>36663791
>you will never be this new ever again

>>36663670
lmao

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>>36661733

>look
>if you had
>one shot
>or one opportunity
>to deadlift all the weight you wanted
>in one moment
>would you chalk your hands?
>or just let it slip

yo
>His palms are sweaty
>calves thick
>lats are natty
>the lunk alarm's going off already
>bar is steady
>hes nervous
>gymtimidating he looks thick and heavy
>doing banned lifts
>good form hes not forgetting
>fatties look now
>judgement free ass pained so loud
>he lifts up the bar
>the manlets are crying now
>"he's repping, HOW!?"
>everybody's mirin' now
>his set's run out
>bar slams
>PR
>BLAO!
>Yelled at by an employee
>Oh, pizza monday's free
>Oh, some more calories, cuck.
>he's so swole but he wont
>GOMAD that easy
>no more SS for me
>no straps to go easymode
>he's all callused
>"he dopes"
>say the fats, but he's yoked
>takes his stacks that he knows
>when he goes back to his mobile home
>that's when it's
>back to the lab again yo
>bein big aint easy
>better go ham on this chicken, brown rice and his broccoli

>YOU BETTER DRINK YOUR SHAKE
>anabolic
>you want it
>you down it
>you'd better not-miss-the-window
>you only get one shot
>do not miss your chance to grow
>this opportunity comes
>after you work out, yo

>YOU BETTER DRINK YOUR SHAKE
>anabolic
>you want it
>you down it
>you'd better not-miss-the-window
>you only get one shot
>do not miss your chance to grow
>this opportunity comes
>after you work out, yo

>>36663844
Kek

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>>36661733

>>36663844
breaddy guuhd

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663267
Requesting the "cousin 'solid'" copy pasta

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36663844

10/10 kek

>>36663716
That's some fierce competition in that empty gym.

>>36663332
If only it were that dangerous.
7 reps is actually the vertical asymptote of fitness.
It's undefined at 7, but if you only get CLOSE to 7, then you actually have minus infinity gains.

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664161
Kek

>>36662982
Arching your back can increase bench power or somethin, but das a lil extreme

>>36662961
BiG ol' SUCC's GReAT

>>36663012
God, I miss those lads. Shame about the family drama.

>>36663050
Oh fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a long time

SOMEONE POST THE /FIT/ MODS MEME WHERE FIT USERS ARE SHACKELED TO A WALL BEING WATCHED BY A SECURITY CAMERA

OR THE MEME WHERE THE KID FOUND A RAT IN HIS OVEN

OR THE MEME WITH THE AUTISTIC KID WHO HAD TO WRITE DOWN HIS PIZZA ORDER

>>36664106
i want to know what this is

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Fresh OC from this week

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36662306

Kek

>>36663037
It's something one does while competing, since what matters first and foremost is winning within the stated rules. Meta gaming, innit? For simple training, folks ought to bench properly.

>>36662123
Trevor is that you?

>>36664638
>>36664106
>cousin
>15
>solid

>>36662751
what the fuck is wrong with that guy's face

>>36663515
>i hate fun
>i love being a pretentious faggot

>>36664013
Danke, Mein Fuhrer

>>36663798
>caught you mirin
always a kek to be had

>>36662903
>CURLS IN THE SQUAT RACK!!!

Im going to need a new roof because my sides took it with them to space

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36663844
10/10 if original

>>36663844
Someone vocaroo this

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>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36661733

>>36663267
Oh shit I hadn't seen the new one this year.

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>>36662916
oh fuck. mien sieds

>>36663627
fucking kill yourself

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36663839

>>36663352
You are retarded.

>>36663050
Why are people shocked?

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>>36664886
t-trevor?

>>36662961

crossfitters everyone

>>36666083
Someone message Caleb Pearl, he recently did the Piana Man song

>>36664013
DANK MEIN FUHRER

>>36664640
>he thinks mgh is valid
>not using Ep = -G (m1 m2) / r
shiggy mcdiggy

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36663767
No no why I haven't seen this meme in ages it's bringing back memories.

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUEHER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663627
what the fuck

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

TOP KEKAROOS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05AHqwRaLhf

>>36667589
FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH

guy is a faggot and you too for posting it tho

>>36666984
mgh is valid as long as you can assume constant gravity, ie h is small enough for the difference in g to be negligible. On the other hand formula you posted makes literally no sense in this context.

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36667652
1) you weren't meant to take it seriously
2) while obviously unnecessarily variable, the general formula for gravitational potential energy DOES make sense when measuring vertical work. It makes just as much sense as using Ep = mgh (truth be told, neither make sense in the image's context)

>thinking that ignoring geographical variations in Earth's radius is not cheating your lifts
>thinking that ignoring radial variations in Earth's orbit around the sun is not cheating your lifts
thinking that ignoring Sol's variations in relation to our galxy is not cheating your lifts
I shiggy do this.

>>36664403
I spilled tea all over my keyboard you motherfucker

>>36666890
They only get shocked if they touch the electric line, usually the train just hits them.

>>36663515
I want to fuck the girls he draws

>>36664013
Danke mein fuhrer

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>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663050
https://youtu.be/VMcN9qhb5ZU?t=55

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>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013
Danke mein fuhrer

>>36662903
>tfw you can only wingardium leviosa 1pl8
my sides

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
>DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663267

never saw this one before

I literally can't stop crying from laughter

>SCIENCE
>that guy from the infomercial rotating
>that patting machine in the judgement free zone

dear lord

>>36662751
Why does this guy's face look computer generated?

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
>DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
"DANKE MEIN FUHRER"

>>36668729

Haven't seen this in a while

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
Why do you make light of the Shoah?

>>36662916
I never got this joke.

>>36668828
McCauley Culkin plays the kid on Home Alone.

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36668828
Youngfag

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>>36662306
lost

>>36664013

DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36667758
Wow ur so smart and funny

Shut the fuck up nobody cares

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Manlets, when will they ever learn?

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663116
just suck someone else's dick, its a lot easier

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663511
Tears everytime

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>>36662774

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663627
kys

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36666896
Smokes lets go

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013

DANKE MEIN FUHRER

I was just playing ninja with a group of my friends. Im super tall, so I always try to reach really far to get people. Accidentally smack my friend's 15 yr old sister right in the tit

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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you're welcome

It's NSFW and it's not humorous.

But I'm obsessed and I need to share:

https://a.pomf.cat/acloiy.webm

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>>36662751
>Harry Spotter

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
SIEG HEIL

DANKE MEIN FUGHER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36662961
At that point you might as well do decline bench

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013

DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663037

well its the same logic as crossfit pullups.

maximizing efficiency within the ruleset

>>36664013

danke mein fuhrer

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663348

this kills the man

>>36668592
Because it it
He used the same program to make his face look like Harry Potter that he used to put the Golden Snitch in the background

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013

DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
danke mein fuhrer

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER
pls return
we need you
sorry for letting you down

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36663267
>2 free invisible watermelons

gets me every time

>>36663050
I just laughed so loud I woke up my wife's roommate's trap-boyfriend's son

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664161
topkek

>>36664013
Danke Mein Fuhrer!

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>>36663844
I like it.

>>36671521
>live turd.
muh sides

>>36664013
danke mein fuhrer

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36671411
>James Rustler
mfw took me a minute

>>36672427
>this kills the man
Actually he lived but sustained brain damage. So now they're dating.

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36662306

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663684
fucking kek'd

>>36664013

DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36671398
>mfw this was my goal 6 years ago
>mfw I reached this goal last year

I shed a little tear. Thanks to whoever made this.

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36671521
o fuk

what an incredibly low quality thread

fuck you guys

>>36663388
anyone has that post of that dude that tried to squat 2 plaet the first time he got under the bar?

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Maxx was feeling it today because of heavy bench.

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When you see it...

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>>36675552

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36671549
sauce.

>>36671729

I laughed way too hard at this.

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
Danke main furher

>>36664013
"DANKE MEIN FUHRER"

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
Danke Mein Fuhrer

>>36671521
Thank you so much. Oh god.

>>36671439
my sides

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36666737

He looks like a diglett in a suit

>>36668784

We slowed our roll after he killed himself. Only time 4Chan ever showed restraint. A little too late imo

>>36676142
DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663652
underrated post,

badass iiamtbqhfam

>>36666984
mgh is valid because you're on Earth you fucking autist

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36675573
upper shoulder neck muscles...

>>36662123
Fucking alien trevor

>>36664013
>DANKE MEIN FÜHRER

>>36674448
thanks for helping me out with that one
>i was maximum overrustle

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>>36663348

oh god someone find my sides

>>36664153
What's her name?

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>>36676041

goddammit kek'd hard

>>36663267
>one punch man
>kettle bell
kek

>>36671521
kek

>>36675086
based Julius kek

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36663388
the Julian stare is always welcomed

Also checked

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36662774

She's actually kind of cute.
Maybe its the pig tails. I just have a fetish for them.

>>36664013
Danke mein furher

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36675514

Ugh I can't remember the last time a guy tried to take me on a real date. I'm usually the one doing the courting

Right? I'd even let an ugly one take me but they always just say "hangout" and then force me to decide what we're doing.

>>36677358
Monroe or something

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

>>36664013
DANKE MEIN FUHRER

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>>36678474

>>36675638
Aikomasa.

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>>36663036
that's fucking pathetic.

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>>36677777
Is no one gonna check these?