>be me, finally decide to get fit
>asks mom if she can get more fruits and veggies instead of the junk food as usual
>tells me its too expensive
>...uh ok
>try to cut junk food as much as possible
>try to go out jogging
>mom tells me no
>i'll get kidnapped
>mom, nobody is going to kidnap a fat girl
>doesn't care
>asks for a gym pass for my graduation/birthday present
>she says fine but its been almost a year and she still hasn't done it and gets mad whenever i ask about it
still fat. what do?
Get a job?
Have you considered that you can make choices too?
>>36646955
Get a job and do the stuff yourself you neet.
Get a job famalam
>>36646955
move out, u must escape the gains goblin
Home workouts
>>36646955
Cut portion sizes and bodyweight exercises.
No junk food whatsoever. Don't let your Mom block you from your goal.
Read sticky and find what works for you.
>>36646955
Underage ban pls.
>nobody is going to kidnap a fat girl
She's worried Greenpeace will try to debeach you.
>>36646969
>>36646977
>>36646980
I've been trying for about 3 years since I turned 16. Where I live, there is absolutely no jobs opening anywhere. And when there is, it usually goes to a friend of someone who works there
>>36647002
Why? I'm 19 now faggt.
>>36646998
I have read the sticky, and I'm trying as much as I can but junk is literally all that my mom buys. I got her to buy some apple and peaches but they aren't enough to last a week
Burn mad calories by riding my cock
>>36646955
Cans of chicken and tuna are not expensive.
Giant bags of vegetables are no expensive.
Tell her to fuck off or go get a job you lazy shit.
>>36646955
Calorie is a calorie.
You can lose weight by only eating sugar. Discipline or kys.
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
GET IN THE VAN FATTY!
>>36646955
>be me, finally decide to get fit
>still fat. what do?
>>36647044
Then don't eat so much of the junk. Limit it to portion sizes. Download a calorie counter and just eat the "junk" to add up to your calories for the day. Also get a job. Tell your mom she can no longer control. You're an adult. Fuck her.
>>36646955
>I'm a girl btw
what's y our favorite anime OP?
Get a job at a gym, BOOM problem solved.
if you cant get a job on your own and your mom is a stubborn bitch then dont bother trying to get fit
>>36646955
>tell mom i want to start eating healthy
>she owns a restaurant and always brings veggies, chicken, fish, etc
>tfw ez cut
anyways, healthy things aren't expensive, tap water is free (12 lts of purified water for $2.99) chicken goes as low as 1.99 a pound, frozen veggies are cheap as fuck, things like rice and beans are so cheap it's not even fair, and then you got the cans of tuna, i can get 4x$1.99, that's 90g protons for $1.99 dudette.
don't blame your parents for your obesisty, tell them to give you some money (not much) per week and walk your ass to the store, that's good cardio.
>>36647651
>I'm a autist btw and I think women on the internet should lie about their gender
>>36647121
>>36647597
>1g/lb protein
someone should really change that, there's going to be lots of poorfags who are slightly poorer than they need to be because they've fallen for the supplement industry shilling
>>36646955
Does your mum only feed you in terms of your dinner, e.g. you eat what's put in front of you, but you make your own breakfast and/or lunch with food provided in the house? This will help me come up with a plan for you anon.
>>36647860
>tap water is free
Do you not get a fucking water bill? If your tap water is free your landlord is paying for it, per gallon & working it into the rent, so its not free either way. At least here in the US.
>>36646955
Your mom sounds fucking retarded.
Female the fuck up
Quit blaming your mom for you being a fat ass
>>36646955
pls be in london, i'd kidnap you bb
>>36646955
So do you want to be skinny and lose weight or be jacked and put weight on.
My advice is to first get skinny and see if you like it, then work from there.
How to get skinny is simple. Stop eating food and shit a lot (laxatives).
You think african kids hit the gym?
Do pressups, pullups on door frames and curl milk jugs filled with water.
Prison gym that shit up
>>36647523
Is that Louis in the episode about autism?
kek
>>36646955
Parents will DESTROY your efforts. Remember that they let you get this far and only you can pull yourself out of it. Basically just keep them out of the loop totally is what i did and i was a lot better for it. During my cuts mom was always tryna bake cookies and shit back when i was in high school
>>36646955
Just go running anyway op, its not lije she can carry you home
Get a job
>but I can't find one !!!
Look harder. Try restaurants or small stores looking for part time help. You can absolutely find something. Try all the big boxes also (ie walmart target sports authority etc)
Move out of your mother's home
>but it's too expensive !!!
Get a job
Find roommates
Now go join a gym, buy your own food and govern your own god damn life. Take control of your own situation.
>>36646955
Realize that whatever it is that you are trying to do you will be sabotaged and held back. Take all matters in your own hands and make it anyways thatis what you do
>>36646955
Well OP if you have a paypal account and live in clapistan I could give you some tips
>>36647044
>And when there is, it usually goes to a friend of someone who works there
Have you asked your friends and family if they can get you in where they work?
Shadow box at home, and download Shawn T's Fast and Furious from kat
>>36646955
Your mum sounds like a cunt. Also you whine like an entitled little bitch as others have said eating healthy is not that exepnsive. Also if she stops you from going out workout in the garage. Do 10x3 of Squats, Push ups, Sit ups, Tri Dips. Jump up and down for an hour for fucks sake. You are not fat because of your mother you are fat because you are lazy. Stop blaming it on other people.
>>36647902
>im a girl btw
Refers to you sliding in that irrelevant detail.
>>36647044
Trying for 3 years and still no job? Sounds to me like the area you are in isn't the problem. What do you think that nobody has quit or been fired to create openings in the last 3 years? Sounds like an excuse to me. Let's waste our time generalizing the job market and claiming there are no jobs, rather than getting out there and actually finding a job. Sounds like nigger rational
>>36648106
My parents do the same shit. Since I've been eating healthier they've been constantly trying to push junk food down my throat, when I have dinner with them they'll try to give me absurd portions. I don't get it, a few months ago they kept telling me I need to watch my diet and now they're doing everything they can to sabotage it.
What is the psychology behind this? It's not like I'm even thin, I still have a BMI of fucking 28. It's like they can't comprehend that I don't want to be a fatass like them.
>>36648092
i don't know what episode the pic is from, but the quote is from the one about foreign brides.
source: /watch?v=gz-TUzjSXOw
>>36648456
You seem to have forgotten that the person you are speaking to is a human being with feelings. Why do you think it's ok to be so disrespectful to other people? Stop doing it. Thanks.
>>36648718
They don't want to see you improve or t better because whne you do they reflect on themselves and there fat ass and it makes them feel like shit
>mfw fat mom does the same.
>>36648821
Here. This applies to anybody else here not being nice either. This kind of negative behavior towards others is not helpful at all. Be kind. Be respectful. Be forgiving. Be a good person. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
>>36648821
9/10
Volunteer while you're applying to jobs. It's much easier to get non paid work (you get benefits without having to meet a job search quota), but still apply to jobs while volunteering. So you're getting experience while applying.
>>36646955
Eat less. Read the sticky. Get the fuck out.
>b-b-b-b-but i only have junk food
Eat less of it.
/thread
>>36646955
>still fat. what do?
Eat less move more read STICKY fuck off
>>36647968
if you get strict dieting info from an infographic you dont deserve to have money
>>36647044
>3 years
There's always a Mcdicks or Walmart
Fucking hell I hate you so goddamn much you lil shit princess
>>36647029
BAHHH underrated post.
>>36648821
Almost had me.
>>36647968
its closer to like .75g per lb to gain no?
>>36648175
DAMN those fuckin swingers m8
>>36648997
Meh, I live in a pretty small shithole town and it is fucking hard to land a job if you're not friends with someone who already works there. As soon as a job opens the first place people look to hire is close friends and family. The only reason I got my job is because my Mum knew the owner. As soon as any of the large chain shops get an opening they get around 500 or more applicants. It sucks
>>36648175
sauce on the pic?
>>36646955
It took me one summer to get a job, get a car, register for college, start lifting and change my diet. Man up
https://www.docdroid.net/f0j6ZUT/bodyweight-mastery-program.pdf.html
I hope this will help you, its bodyweight so you can start somewhere.
>>36646955
>parents buy junk food
What? Do poor americans actually buy junk food instead of veggies/fruits?
>be me
>tell mom not to buy junk food
>eat junk food anyways because I have no self control
>be poor
>tell mom to buy me a luxury service like a gym membership
>tfw get mad because she won't pay
>tfw she has to buy it because its my birthday
>be 19
>still living with mom
>graduated HS, still think mom owes me shit
How can op defend this >>36646955
>>36646955
do meth, lose appetite, get skinny
Go to a gym near you, and ask if you can trade work for a membership. Explain that your mother is not helpful, and that you really want to change your lifestyle away from what you were raised into. don't says you can't find a job say that you are looking for one but have not found one yet. Your parent may have raise you this way but you are responsible for staying that way or changing yourself.
>>36650744
Yes, it's how a lot of kids sorta start out fat. I'm lucky that I smartened up when I did, I was 80 pounds overweight and obese when I was in 8th grade. Boy am I lucky I figured shit out when I did and not when I was 20. Stretch marks and pre beetus would have fucked my shit.
>>36651040
Op said he was 19. He should stop blaming his mother.
>>36647029
THIS
I worked there for like a week and left because I found out its ran by brainwashed radicals
Drink a lot of water, do sit ups / squats until sore,
read calorie count on food packaging
>>36647968
>tfw weigh 230 lbs
>>36651173
>Not eating 1kg of chicken breast a day
>>36648375
This.
>>36647044
Alternatively.
MC FUCKING DONALDS.
>>36646955
I'm assuming you are underage. In that case just explain to your retarded mom that you want to live a healthier lifestyle.
>>36647860
Have fun with the mercury poisining
>>36647044
You are so far gone that you didn't even consider eating less of the junk food.
Weight loss is mostly calorie dependent.
Walk around the park or your neighborhood for an hour a day and count calories.
I don't know why I'm telling you this, everything you have said is indicative of a person who's notgannamakeit, brah.
>>36646955
1. stop being a faggot and go out and jog. what's she going to do? hit you? Slap that dumb bitch in the face.
2. get a job and buy your own shit. $50a a week is all you need for fruits + veggies+ gym membership
>>36648145
Underrated
>>36646955
just go jogging in a park..
>>36646955
Go on a walk everyday and eat slightly less
It's that simple.
>>36651649
>Slap the dumb bitch in the face
kek.
Wow you're right OP your hands are tied. There's absolutely nothing you can do. Total catch 22. You have no recourse. Your excuse is totally and completely valid and you have our blessing to sit in your mom's house and be fat.
There, that's what you were looking to hear, yeah? Enjoy.
>>36650744
yes, it's the fucking corn industry and a bunch of other whack shit but junk food is the cheapest a lot of the time
>>36646955
lol eat less and jog anyway. goddamn live your life stupid.
I'm guessing your mom is fatter than you, her rules are invalid.
>>36647860
>tap water is free
Hahahaha.
Socialist detected.
>>36647597
>whole eggs
who the hell eats half an egg
>>36652981
Great contribution dickweed
>>36653010
Yolk and white you retard
>>36653033
>I
What'ya do with the rest?
Track calories to lose weight
Do home workouts
Move out
Get job somewhere else
Go to uni
Do something other than sit at home while doing nothign
Tfw when mom doesn't buy me gym membership
>>36649328
0.8-1.2 is what I've read
OP got BTFO.
>>36647902
>I'm an fat autistic grill who feels the need to state my gender so I can ask stupid ass questions.
Do other post ever say,"I'm a guy btw"?
