Help me /fit/ since I started lifting I can't stop seeing women as gain goblins even my fwb is making her best to steal my gains and set me back
>"Anon lets go to this new Italian Restaurant down the street!"
>"Anon lets get the sweet popcorn in the movies I really love those!"
>"Anon, don't go home yet, stay with me and watch some netflix until we fall asleep..."
>"Anon sleep over, I'm going to make us some pancakes as breakfast!"
>"Anon, don't count reps during sex..."
>"Anon skip gym saturday, lets go to the beach."
REEEEEEE
>>36646646
how do I get a friends with benefits?
better yet how do I fuck any girl?
Girls seriously are major gains goblins. They do everything in their power to bring you down and prevent you from accomplishing any major life goals due to them being lazy prices of shit with low self esteem.
>>36646662
You talk to them.
The only way to learn.
your fwb is more like a girlfriend senpai, sorry you have to learn it this way.
>>36646662
>better yet how do I fuck any girl?
you stick your pee pee in her vagoo
>>36646646
>"Anon, don't count reps during sex..."
you do this?
Stop being a faggot.
>>"Anon, don't count reps during sex..."
>>36646713
calm down
>>36646646
>don't count reps during sex
topkek
you do all that shit with your fwb? she sounds like your gf m8
>>36646646
Sounds like she wants to be more than fwb and everyone knows gfs are bad for gains (barring a few exceptions)
>Anon, don't count reps during sex..."
KEK
>>36646646
sounds like you have a gf m8
>>36646646
You've got yourself a gf m8
Engaged to crazy smart Med Chem major
>Mom brought canoli's over anon!
>I bought girl scout cookies!
>I know you're trying to keep your protein intake up, so I made up this snack of cheese and pepperoni and crackers!
>I've got to work on this mindless lab report, want to watch (insert favorite show here) with me while I work?
>I know you were going to go for a run today anon... but I have a few hours before class and can't seem to find where I put my underwear, cum help me find it? ;) te hee!
Bros why does she not want me to cement my true place as a trophy husband?
>count reps during sex
>tfw gf is less than 2pl8
>"hey babe, it's leg day, can you hold these weights while you're on top?
>bang standing up
>yell the whole time
>throw her down right after you cum, like crossfit
>>36648400
fucking kek
>>36646646
Stop being a faggot and eat tasty shit with hot girls. Make up for it with cardio or make room in your diet throughout the day
>>36646646
>doing all of that with her
>fwb
>>36646716
You don't do this?
Do you know the type of poster I hate?
The one who lifts to appear more attractive to women. That was never the point, you lift for an ideal; the aesthetic is more than that pathetic roding Paki's club of queer fuccboi's. Lifting is truly classical and should be part of a balance diet of philosophy (not self-help trash), creativity and celibabcy. Lifting is the substitute for sex, if you lift for girls you are doomed to become a mediocre jock with no real worth.
Lifting will not get you girls and thank the lord for that, sex is overrated and ultimately distracting.
You're learning.
My fwb said to me the other day "make time for me" when I said I couldn't come over cause of the gym ... Girls are nothing more than gains goblins
>>36646646
> tfw nobody invites me to anything
I wouldnt even care if they were gains goblins
>>36647626
You are lucky that you have us. I am also proud that you spotted her tactics, she is a little more subtle it seems. She pretends to care and help you in your fitness endeavors, but she wants you fatter like all women. Women want you in their grasp, they want you attractive enough to fuck, but not so godlike that you are intimidating her. It always backfires, you will end up fat, both of you.
Leave her.
>>36646687
That's really true for so many fucking girls it's ridiculous.
Also it's really true for a shitload of men that one of their main problems, if not there number 1 problem in their whole life, is the fact that they can't tell the difference between those girls and real human beings.
>>36648400
lel
>>36646646
>anon sleep over
DO NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE
>>36646646
>tfw my gf is a righter because my 7 inch dick hurts her
kill me bros
>>36648809
Nice humble brag faggot.
>>36646687
Or it's you with shitty motivation and no gains...
>>36648915
t. roastie
>>36648809
>not forcing her back down and whispering in her ear that she's gonna take all of it and love it
>>36646646
Can someone explain why you would want the right over the left?
>>36648875
It's not a humble brag, I just have an above average dick. But I also have my sack a bit higher up on my dick than it shoudl be because the fucking jew doctor fucked up the circumcision and I had to do it twice.
She also can't make me cum. Maybe she's bad, and maybe its my deathgrip/jerking off.
>>36649099
I came in her ass for the first time ever the other day, felt good.
>>36648809
just put your hand on her back and push down...it wont hurt onichaaaan
>>36646646
> not going out to nice restaurants with your girlfriend, sharing a bottle of wine, then coming home to bang her brains out
You a 'tard or something?
>>36649212
That sounds like a similar situation to me Anon
>Be me, just pulled my 9 inch cock out of one of my many fwb's
>Insert it into a different one, who was waiting next to my pile of Ivy league literature that I wrote
>Fuck her standing up, because I usually only squat 6 plates
>Phone is buzzing non-stop from all the girls begging for my dick
>She's groping all my giant rippling muscles as I pump her against a wall
>Get distracted by some deep thoughts that are equatable to the wisdom of Socrates
>Finish her off, cum on the face of yet another girl who I had forgot about
>Send them all home so that I can count my stacks of money from my 800k a week job
>Get bored after a few hours and call 10 different girls to show up
>mfw they all bring 2 friends each
>>36649148
Proper form is left, no discussion.
>>36649148
You wouldnt
>>36649307
mate i want to break up with my gf because she is so needy and not on my level career/looks wise - but I'm too much of a pussy because I might regret it and not find a new gf (or find one that is worse)
i am not bragging
>>36649307
>tfw you only have 4 cocks and 30 girls.
>>36649346
This reminds me of another story
>Go to local club with all my other attractive muscly friends who see me as their roguish leader
>Bouncer lets us cut in line because we're famous for being cool I guess lol
>Go inside, all the girls look over at us
>Me, to be more specific
>Shyly walk to the bar and order a diet coke, because I don't participate in the liquid jew
>Bartender is a cute blonde, says the drink is on the house and winks while rubbing my arm
>Girl walks up to me, asks to dance
>She's easily a 10/10, turn her down for something better
>Another girl walks up, this one is also 10/10
>Ask her some trivia questions about Hemmingway and Quantum Mechanics
>She doesn't know, this one won't do either, not smart enough
>Go out onto the dance floor alone, it clears in moments as they are all astounded by my abilities to dance
>End up taking home all of the women in the bar, along with a couple cute twinks
>Get up early the next day to go to my Ivy League school and my 800k a week job
Did I mention that I'm 6'5"?
>>36649438
I'm genuinely impressed you can do this from memory.
>>36646646
This just sounds like a girlfriend
>>36646646
>"Anon, don't count reps during sex..."
>>36649438
Dude you literally described me!
Oh wait.... what's this? Oh nevermind this is totally different from me, I'm 6'6''
>>36647626
Hey buddy, go fuck yourself.
Some of us have literally never had sex.
>caught massive feelings for this girl I fucked
>we fuck like 3 times over the weekend
>she tells me she has ex boyfriend stuff she has to deal with
>always gives me an excuse over the next 3 weeks and avoids hanging out
>didn't want to but we both agreed it wasn't going to work
god I HATE how fucking attached I get. I wish I had the mentality of fucking girls then dropping them but I don't. I somehow invest my feelings in girls and want to hang out with them all the time. I still think about this stupid bitch and it's been like a month
I wish I could just be happy being alone
>>36648563
>Lifting is truly classical and should be part of a balance diet of philosophy (not self-help trash), creativity and celibabcy. Lifting is the substitute for sex, if you lift for girls you are doomed to become a mediocre jock with no real worth.
>Lifting will not get you girls and thank the lord for that, sex is overrated and ultimately distracting.
>You're learning.
*tips barbell*
>>36648400
You...
You cum doing crossfit?
Maybe fit should take another look
>>36649527
>sexy librarian
>>36646646
>giving you shit for counting reps during cardio sex
Drop this filthy Jezebel
>>36646687
maybe if your girl is lazy
>>36649527
Why does that work? The whole
>get out of your own house because I say so!
That is just so weird to me. How the fuck do you throw someone out that's paying basically room/board?
>>36649620
I've been looking for that picture ever since it happened to me
Thanks, anon
>>36646756
It is but she is just fucking like 5 other guys besides him so he justifies it as Fwb top haha
>>36649638
Legally you can't.
But IRL she threatens to tell the cops he hit her and he either leaves or gets a record, night in jail and possibly lose job
>>36648601
iktf...
doesnt help that you know people just enough to hear them talking about all the shit they did or do
>>36646646
My gf is a major gains goblin. I found the trick is to call her out on her bullshit and go to the gym anyway. She knew what she signed up for.
>TFW my girlfriend has cerebral palsy
How do I turn her from right to left without hurting her?
>>36646646
She's trying to do shit that she likes with you because she genuinely likes you and just wants to spend time and with you.
You will look back on these days and wish you had done more with her. Soon you will be old, and you will regret.
>>36650072
i feel like im about to get v& just for seeing the front page of that site
>>36646646
>TFW your current girl does tris and your last date was a 3 mile walk.
>>36649212
Definitely death grip
>>36648875
jelly babby penor detecterino
