Why don't you do crossfit?
batman does.
Fuck off. Someone already did this bait thread last week
>>36639874
it was probably the same guy
fucking memesters
>>36639869
I do. I've been doing it for a year and have seen incredibly gains in my functionality. From picking things up, to having more endurance when running, to have stronger forearms, to feeling lighter on my feet.
It's great. Theres a reason they call us the 'worlds fittest athletes' and it's not because we're doing bench press for 5 sets of 5 and taking 4 minutes in between sets
>>36639901
>Theres a reason they call us the 'worlds fittest athletes'
>us
he's already fucked
you are not an elite athlete that you see competing in the 'crossfit' games that's on test and other shit giving the sport a good name so fags will do it
go hang yourself with your reebok shoelaces after you burn your other 300 pieces of reebok apparel that say crossfit on them
fag
>>36639869
because
they're not brave
MEN are brave
Crossfit breeds men
Boys care about their image
MEN care about their performance
>>36639869
He did manage to kick superman's ass so I guess you have a point
Exercises that have been around longer then crossfit =|= doing crossfit
>>36639920
A 15 year old girl doing Crossfit is stronger than you and will probably lose her virginity before you do, faggot. How does it feel being so pathetic?
>>36640165
Thats 4 tens on the bar so 125lbs
Tell me more
>>36640054
Exactly. Crossfit is the next step in fitness evolution. It's like going from the wheel to an interplanetary space craft
>>36640165
>A 15 year old girl will probably lose her virginity before you do
well obviously
she could be missing 3 of her legs and an eye and still lose her virginity before i do, she's a young girl
its wouldnt be hard for her at all
>>36640218
yeah except the spacecraft isnt insulated or balanced. when asked why crossfit experts stated "No brain, no pain."
Obligatory
>>36640309
>>36640165
Holy shit I'm impressed
>>36640366
This reminds me of primary school PE class. Everyone doing retarded shit for laughs.
>>36640173
What else would you like to know, friend?
>>36640647
And how much actually is that?
inb4 2 5lb plates either side
>>36640653
probably 5kg plates
40kg total, or 35 if womens bar
>>36640366
>WoD: Pelvis misalignment and coccyx fracture 1xF
>>36640165
> a fit teenage girl has an easy time losing her virginity
In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and you're retarded. More at 11.
>>36640659
>Can push press 40kg
wow
>>36639869
Because DB flyes and Bench Press is easier to learn than OLY lifts and 99% of /fit/izens think cardio is bad.
>>36640686
> he says, insulting someone without knowing dick about them
Never change, /fit/
>>36639869
Because it costs a lot of money and I'm perfectly satisfied with regular lifting and cardio.
