Which pill would you take?
For anyone here who travels for a lifting, I've learned how to stay in great shape while doing so.
Part of my job requires being gone and in a hotel M-Th and lots of wine-and-dining clients. I have around 30 drinks per week.
If you're like me and just can't give up the drinking for work (or because it's the only thing that gets you through work!) then make the switch to hard alcohol. I now drink vodka sodas, and that's been great.
Also, find small gyms. True, you can get a universal LA fatness card to work everywhere your client site is, but smaller ones are often cheaper and you can meet the owner. Developing that relationship helps motivate me to get into the gym when I was up till 2 am working on client facing slides the night before. LA fatness is also of varying quality in different regions.
Make it a routine and a hard line too. Tell your clients and boss that mornings before work are sacrosanct gym time.
That's my best advice, for anyone interested.
Green
Double dose of yellow pill. I'm happy with my height, muscle mass and penis.
>>36632602
yellow and blue please
Double green. Seems like the most magical choice.
>>36632632
Whoops, meant to say double dose of green.
Double dose green all day nigguh
>>36632602
PLS DOUBLE DOSE OF BLUEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll even suck his old wrinkly cock and balls if that's what it takes.
>>36632602
Choosing red or green is retarded.
I'll go double dose yellow. I'm ok with 6'2"
>>36632602
blue and yellow
double green is the only way to go
>>36632602
Double does blue to become 6'3 master race.
>>36632602
Any of the colors could be a good pick, but whatever you choose I think you definitely need to do a double dose of one as opposed to single dose of two. Single doses are just improvements to your body, double doses are basically magical powers.
>>36632602
yellow and blue for me thanks
>>36632602
Doesnt matter on which m&m, its still just calories in vs calories out.
Its like some people dont want to make it
>>36632602
>not even thinly veiled insecurity thread
Anyway, I like food. Double green.
>>36632602
Double dose green for that infini-bulk, but I would want to keep my stretch marks.
I've had them so long i've got used to the left side of my torso being covered in little white marks, and I honestly would feel weird to look at myself without them.
double blue please
my small girly hands make me insecure as fuck
Double Green
Is this even a choice?
>>36633017
not everyone is a fatty.
Double green. I struggle with double blue at 5'11, it's tempting.
>>36633079
Same. Going with double green, but that double blue is so tempting.
>>36632602
Double green for sure, Zyzzmode coming soon.
Second choice would be double yellow just for shits and giggles
The other pills are too easily replicated:
>red=steroids
>blue=shoe lifts (lol manlet)+plastic surgery
Double red
>>36632602
Double dose of green and then take carbon isotope ratio test and leave durian rider BTFO indefinitely
5' 5" so just double blue my shit up senpai
Red+Green are tempting but can be achieved natty anyways
>>36632602
I will not take pills from an old man who claims to be a genie.
>>36632602
Double dose yellow, fucking beer can girth here I come
>>36632694
thats what im sayin
double red ez
Double green lets you fucking violate thermodynamics, I'd take that shit and collect james randi's million dollars since I'm bending nature over and railing her brains out
Consume 40,000 calories daily in front of a team of researchers, gain no weight, become legendary.
Double yellow if you want a career in porn or something but to get famous for your sexual prowess you need to get the lady into bed first and that's a lot easier said than done
I'll take literal fucking comic book superpowers over a bigger dick thank you very much
>>36632602
Double green lets me violate thermodynamics.
First thing I do is call up james randi, eat 40k calories a day while under supervision, show no weight gain whatsoever, collect my fucking million dollars
Double yellow for shots and giggles, double green for being instantly rich and famous and fucking superhuman
>>36634329
>>36634314
Nigga why does it tell me my post didn't get the captcha and then post it anyways now I look retarded
>>36634314
Dude, this isn't a violation of thermodynamic; you'd just shit it out. Unless you think people with crohns, certain bowel injuries, and IBS are superheroes. Everything you put in your mouth doesn't magically teleport into your bloodstream.
How many calories are these magic M&Ms.
It might not fit my macros.
I'd probably go with double red.
Twice as strong as natty.
Twice as buff as natty.
But without the mood swings, acne, and gyno of roids.
yellow and blue
I wish I was bigger and taller, the body fat and muscle mass I can work on, but my dick aint gonna grow or my height
i'd like to double dose the one that makes me feel okay, depression go away and lets me forget about my failures in life
oh, that's not on there.
>>36632602
Double yellow if the penis triggering orgasms at will doesn't require physical contact.
Else if double green for the sick bulking gains
>>36632602
I'm torn between double green and double yellow.
Yellow I think, since I have a chance to get to 8% naturally and my orgasms at will power will give me the choice of any mate.
>>36632602
Torn between double red or yellow+green.
Cutting down from 430 (currently 278) so fixing that loose skin would be nice. Hell, wouldn't even care if I still had to diet down to 10% - as long as there was no loose skin waiting for me I'd be stoked.
But double red opens up the option of filling the loose skin out with muscle. Definitely double red.
double dose yellow
Double Dose Blue aaaaaaggggggggghhhh
double blue, i want to break past my 6'0 king of the manlets tier height
Double green. Anything else is stupid. brb can be 100% relaxed in diet. binge drinking and all normal social shit are welcome. brb being 40 years old with adult bullshit and still being ripped as fuck
> red
Who even wants to be twice the natty limit? That's way past athletic mode and is overkill. No muscle loss is nice, but I actually like lifting
> blue
Not a manlet, already have a deep voice. Decent jawline too, not amazing, but I'm content enough with mine.
> yellow
90% of the battle is getting women to the bedroom in the first place. Plus, if your dick really is that amazing, then women will literally be obsessed with your dick. Welcome to stalker city.
Green is the best and most practical. brb permabulking
>>36632602
Two blue, even tho id only be 5'7 after those pills
2 blue ofc
> tfw called miniature person
>>36632602
Oo, tough choice. I'd probably do a double dose of the red.
Secondary choice: double dose of the green.
Double green so I can chug beers and eat cookies all day.
Double red
Just so if i ever stop training i can come back where i left off.
Also double green is tempting
>>36632602
female so i guess red and blue
Double green holy shit
I'm salivating thinking about the limitless potential
>>36634346
Yeah, you're pretty boned, looks like you can never post under this name again
>>36632602
6ft5 with a matching piece, give me some red and green!
>>36632602
Red and yellow chad mode
Double yellow become a porn star
double red roid mode
double blue manlet mode
red and green instant skinny fat to fit
double green fatass
blue and yellow
now i'm a supermanlet at 5'8 but at least i have a 7x5.5 dick
>>36632602
double dose on red become rich piana and never shrink off cycle or when old
>>36632602
two reds pls
>>36632602
Double green with roids every time
As a recovering fatass, double green is my fantasy.
Already 6' 2", have an 8x6 dick and muscle mass will be the only thing I gain so it's perfect.
>>36632602
double blue would put me at 5'11"
Double blue.
Yellow and blue. One pill for each of the two things I can't change. Then I'll be 6'0 with a 7 inch dick.
>>36632602
Double green everytime
>>36638836
iktf
do you think it's worth it?
Double dose of red and I'll be able to compete with people who are on roids, probably even surpass them.
WTF, anyone who says anything other than double red is retarded.
That one would make you a olympic lifter in no time, it would make it almost impossible to get heart attacks, you would probably live until you're 150, plus you will look swole as fuck the entire way there, you wouldn't get saggy skin. Imagine being 105 and still competing and beating world records
>>36632694
Same exact choice here mate. I can just take roids to acheive the red pill, I don't give a shit about my dick and for the fourht pill - once again, roids. I'd definitely take being 6'3".
Double red like any other normal fag
>>36632602
Double dose blue pls
>tfw will still be sub 6'
>>36632602
while double green is my first choice after some afterthought I think double red tops it all
>no muscle loss
>even with old age?
>a lot more muscle means keeping low bodyfat much easier
>u finally can look good while being natty
Double green.
Can literally eat whatever the fuck I want.
Gain muscle like I'm mad bulking, but never gaining fat.
>>36640629
>Taking mystical pills for strength
>Natty
pick one
Seriously considering double blue for those sweet asethitc gainz but it would leave me at 6'5, which would be too much.
Double green I think it'll have to be cause why the fuck not, I'd be ripped forever and I can eat what I want
Red n Yellow
>>36632602
double green is broken
but double blue for james earl jones tier voice is tempting
>>36632602
Honestly, yellow
>>36632602
>tfw average height female and i dont want any of these
ill buy blue and yellow and give to a future boyfriend
>>36641030
>i'm a grill btw
>>36632602
Yellow.
7 inch dick would be better than being 6ft instead of 5.11, and I already have as much as I want
>>36641053
As much muscle
>>36641036
i think thats some relevant information cause it explains why i dont want these things, just cause i say my gender doesn't mean im searching for some attention
double red so i can be a lazy fuck and achieve perfect symmetry
>>36632602
green, no coonstest
Double yellow could be useful if you can give women orgasms at will without having to put your penis in them.
Imagine how easy it would be to get the girl you want when you can literally make her orgasm by saying hello. She would instantly associate you with intense pleasure.
>>36640369
This man knows what's up.
>>36632668
It wouldn't be retarded for me, I would have a 625kg deadlift natty or more and would have fame and fortune for btfo'ing the strength of everyone in the world by a HUGE margin through huge sponsorship deals, being on the news, possible movie deals, and people would make documentaries about me, and my name would go down as the strongest man who ever lived and will ever live.
Sounds worth it to me tbqh fampaitachi
Shit double green sounds good, but then again, you cant exercise your dick bigger.
I think one of yellow and one of blue?
>>36640369
Yeah I suppose that with so much muscle mass you couldn't lose, your body would just eat fat for dinner, green would be retarded.
>>36632602
There's no point compromising on this, really.
2xRed and 2xGreen seem like the most incredible
>>36640604
oh shit
based on the McDonald meme model, the 2xRed would give you...
1yr - 40-50lbs
2yr - 20-24lbs
3yr - 10-12lbs
4yr - 4-5lbs
So after 4 years you'd be up about 90lbs (40kg) of muscle.
TL;DR
I always take the red pill brothers
>>36632602
Double dose of blue
>>36641586
It's a fucking M&M
>>36641617
A FUCKING WHITE M&M
>>36632602
Green and yellow
I can cut and build muscle on my own and I'm already 6'2, so I would definitely go for double yellow.
>>36635805
>female
>tall
absolutly disgusting.jpg
>>36632602
Two reds and then I'll break ALL TIME WORLD RECORDS IN THE
EYE
PEE
EFF
Double blue master race
>red
>look like a roided freak aka piana mode
>yellow
>dick already good enough
>green
>still have to eat healthy to live long
>blue
>turn from 8/10 to 9/10
Lanklets would have a harder choice, if I was already 6'3 I might take 1 redpill and 1 green pill which is nothing but a speed boost for gains but nothing permanent
Torn between double green, or green and red.. urgh.
Red for them beginner gains! Dirty bulk for a few years, eat the green M+M before it goes off, all them gains.
Double green! I'll be dirty bulk fo lyfe!
>>36632602
Double blue, make me taller and more beautiful.
Everything else I can already achieve myself.
>>36632990
Yep double blue aswell
muscle mass and low body fat can be achieved to some degree with work, i can never increase my 5'6 manlet status tho :(
>>36642006
>2 blue pills
>6'5ft beanpole
>>36641972
With double red, you can perma cut and lose hardly any mass, with double green, you can perma bulk and gain no fat.
Double red. The rest is just for vanity, and I say that as a hobbit-looking manlet with a conpletely average penis
>>36642045
Red and Green only makes lifting easier, where's the fun in that? Blue and Yellow give things that cannot be obtained naturally.
Double green.
>always aesthetic
>can always permabulk on a 1000+ surplus
>lifting is now easy as fuck
>>36642104
double red is basically doing steroids without having to turn in your natty card. I would also pick double red.
>>36642104
>red only makes lifting easier
That and it makes your gainz next to permanent. Imagine growing old and having the same muscle and bone density in your 70's as you did in your 20's.
>>36640770
Same, breh.
>>36632602
>tfw manlet with small cock and can't decide between double yellow or double blue...
>>36632602
>kill the genie
>take everything
>become Zyzz 2.0
>>36641070
Youve told us about your gender 3 times in 3 posts.
Double Blue, already low body fat, get to be 6'2 and be hotter, dick fine and I can add muscle normally
>>36641030
>not wanting to be a dickgirl
>>36632602
>a random old man
he's just an old dude, steal all his pills and run away
t. not tyrone
Double yellow for sure. thass muh dream
one red and a yellow please
>>36632602
double red
anything else and you're a retard
>>36641870
I'm 6'8" and there's no way in hell I'd take blue at all.
>>36632602
I choose the benis gains. Only minor manlet and muscle and bodyfat can be gained on my own.
>>36642045
Greens are almost like a weaker red in that you can bulk like crazy while staying cut. It's a good choice for people not looking to get up near body builder big. With two red you would end up at 2x natty limit no matter what because of the permanent gains.
>>36642904
>you can bulk like crazy while staying cut
Except cutting on double red means you can crash diet and get cut up in no time while still retaining muscle. The gainz protection means that any deficit is going to be all or mostly all fat and water. Eating just enough for proper brain function (roughly 400 calories a day) would be all you needed. But if the brain is included as a muscle in the sparing regard, you wouldn't really even need to do that. 2500 calorie deficits a day would yield 5 lb fat loss per week, which would be a month at most of cutting, even on dream bulks, and that deficit would rise as your gainz increased further.
It's the gift that keeps on giving
double yellow for sure
>tfw 6'6"
>gains are coming fine enough
>double yellow would pleasure my fwbs so much that word of mouth would fetch me mad pussy
>also gives 7.7x6in master race so it finally looks proportionate to my height
Stop making me want things I'll never have op
>>36643503
except with 0 muscle decay you just keep getting bigger and bigger with no diminishing returns. eventually you'd have to stop eating over your tdee ever or you'd collapse in on yourself from excess muscle.
green is safer in that regard
>>36632602
I'd tell him that I don't like M&Ms
>>36632602
red/blue. 6'2" with lean body mass 200+. noice
Double dose of red. Since I'll never lose any muscle I can enjoy a 40 year long athletic carreer.
>>36632602
Single Yellow: would be cool to have those porn star size loads to shoot around.
Single Green: former fatty here, so losing the last loose skin and dropping to 10% is good. Current diet and exercise will keep that down going forward.
Double Green is mighty tempting. however.
Let's see, I have a slightly above average penis size and above average height, so those other ones aren't too important. Red Double red sounds tempting, but double green is so good overall.
Double green for for me.
>>36632602
Double dose of yellow so my gf can give me blueballs and it can really hurt.
I guess what people who chose double red fails to understand is that if you accidentally go Piana mode there is no going back, because of no muscle loss.Take that into consideration.
>>36632602
Double dose yellow. FUCK
You could make them jizz whenever they talk to you so picking them up becomes insanely easy.
Double dose red is also pretty good.
Means you can be a bodybuilder without killing yourself.
>>36643893
It doesn't force you to get shitty tattoos.
I was thinking more along the lines of big ramy.
You could even become a movie star and never have to worry about being stage ready.
>>36632602
This is tough but I'd say blu and red. An extra inch of height would put me at a comfortable 6'2" and an extra 15lbs would put me at 180lbs
>>36643568
Or, you could go into space, get continuously taller without losing bone density, and train in conjunction with your bodily growth.
Guarantee you could get research support to embark on this venture. In a decade's time, you could reach Space Marine mode
>>36632602
double green drink beer eat chicken wings every night
>>36644089
This is hard to disagree with
Double green, I love and miss eating like shit
>>36632602
Even with double blue id still be a 5'9 manlet. Double red
>>36632602
Yellow and blue easily
>>36632602
Yellow if not dubs, blue if dubs.
