What mode is TayTay ?
Not-strong-enough-to-fight-me-and-3-buddies-off-when-we-rape-her mode.
From boner to soft in 2 seconds mode.
>>36625444
Thumbnail mode, apparently.
>>36625452
This
My body is as unimpressive as my music mode
>>36625463
hue
12 year old boy mode
>>36625488
>>36625488
Really,?
>>36625527
>Posts an optimal shopped shot after we have already seen what she really looks like.
>Still no boner tier.
You have shit taste.
>>36625444
"I go to the gym to stretch and do bodyweight routines-mode."
Literal hungry skellington.
>>36625444
Every-women-should-strive-to-look-like-this mode.
>>36625540
Enjoy your anthropomorphic globules of fat.
>>36625632
>tfw no qt skele
>>36625660
Enjoy having a limited and dichotomous intellect.
>>36625667
How so?
>>36625444
ant mode
(first post in /fit/ ahaha time to take a celebratory selfie!)
>>36625540
Her magnificence overwhelms you and your response is to attack and criticize. She has been proven in multiple peer reviewed scientific studies to be the ultimate female form, a flawless angel bestowed on humanity as a supreme act of mercy by God. We are blessed beyond measure merely to be granted the privilege of walking the earth at the same time as the anointed one. We do not deserve to witness such magnificence, and indeed never have before nor will again, yet God has taken pity on us and allowed us a glimpse of the perfection of which humans are only theoretically capable. This is the apoapsis of humanity, look around you and savor it, and never speak such foolishness again.
>>36625720
I know this was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't. Your higly derivative and unoriginal prose style just leads me to believe that you barely read.
>>36625729
Sorry I've failed you. I'll try harder next time. Actually I read a lot so it must just be a deeply unfunny personality or crippling autism.
>>36625754
Please don't be nice to me, it makes me feel guilty for being mean. ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH.
>>36625698
shut up fagget
>>36625444
Basic bitch mode
>>36625763
LOL I'm not worried about it. I'm just shit posting between squat sets trying to get yous because I'm bored.
>>36625660
damn, it's so obvious your father abandoned you. I'm sorry you're more fucked up than the average person anon.
>mf at the thought of you having to see the world with such crazy glasses
>>36625791
Actually my biological father killed himself, it was my stepfather who abandoned me.
You don't have to apologise for my mental issues either, I've seen a shrink for most of them
>>36625444
Not-Natalia-but-almost-mode.
>>36626079
but your biological father died
that's abandonment
dyke mode
