>tfw too busy, intelligent and nihilistic to lift
How am I supposed to lift when I am a busy entrepreneur?
How am I supposed to lift when my higher state of consciousness (as a result of my higher intelligence) causes me to feel more pain when I lift than the average person?
How am I supposed to lift when I am intelligent enough to have been exposed to the philosophical doctrine of nihilism, and thus have realized the complete utter meaningless there is to life and any goals that I may have?
*sighs*
Why couldn't I have just been born lazy, dumb, and ignorant like all of you meatheads?
>>36613524
You're a cunt, gladys
>>36613524
fuck off, retard
>>36613524
You're not too busy or nihilistic. You have a lazy as fuck mindset, take an hour out of your day and work out, you'll actually do better in work/classes.
>>36613524
It's this post again...
Replace nihilistic with narcistic douche and you've answered all your rhetorical questions... Idiot
Nice pasta
>>36613524
>oh no! you claim to be smarter than me while spouting retarded shit!
>that's clearly a picture of an ape titled wrongly
>I'm so mad right now!
muh jimmies
Never gonna make it
Kek
Posts like this are why I love fit desu
There are actually dumbasses that don't realize this is satire too which makes it even better
play some bridge Gladys
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>>36615845
Newfags. Not just to /fit/, but to 4chan in general. Even if you haven't seen the pasta before, there are ao many obvious memes crammed in there.
>>36615896
This why does no one lurk any more?
>>36613524
The problem with this rendition of the pasta is that your first paragraph directly contradicts your last one. Aside from that, I really enjoyed it. It's a daring synthesis.
>>36615896
>implying some don't just want to fuel the same post they have seen at least once a week here.
you wasted more time quoting everyone than I did shitposting.
way to put is in out place annon.
>>36616018
Oh, you were just pretending to be retarded? How about you pretend that you aren't a beta cuckold for once in your life.
>>36616049
why do you need to project so much?
