Reviving JM Edition
- Home
- Board: /fit/ - Fitness
- Reading: Reviving JM Edition
rip
Can you combine Codeine with Var without dying?
>>36580149
RIP in Piss JM.
May Allah bless you with 40 nigger trannies.
Asked at the end of last thread. Help me niggers I want to be more better.
Wanting Var only as baby's first cycle
Was planning 50am50pm ED of course.
For 8 weeks.
Does this sound good to y'all?
Not cutting or bulking, just want to maintain weight, get a bit stronger, and snip the fat.
What PCT do I need if any at all?
>>36580174
you can find out for us
>>36580149
What happened to JM, did he die?
>>36580237
Yes, he's with his son now.
RIP in peace JuiceMachine
>>36580237
Yes. He's now in heaven with 72 shemale virgins
>>36580149
Thick hair is boss
That guy looks good
Smh you guys to to ruin it.
>>36580237
http://imgur.com/a/k2Ibt
this
>>36580378
Thanks
will mire this pic from the g4p collection
rip JM
>>36580443
How did it even leak? From the guy who bought it?
>>36580289
What's wrong with the plan bro
>>36580469
if you scroll down, you will see all the trips and sources from JM pics
There is one or more guys on this board, who's saving pics from all the trips and namefags. I saw it once when i was trolling /b/ he sended me a screenshot with a collection showing all the pics from guys on this board
someone saved probably all his pics from this board, get big etc etc
or he really did g4p, who knows
>>36580552
He posted an as spread pic on 4chan? doubt it man
>>36580582
/hm/ maybe?
who knows.
he's crazy, you know it.
>>36580375
>roiding for this
What are the best sized titties and why is it 34B?
>>36580375
yeah, great.
so why do those first few pics exist?
>>36580845
its as big of a mystery for all of us
My favorite JM thread:
Orgasm from nipple stimulation... (no homo)
>>36580746
24AA
>DFC
>>36580907
Yolo plz.
Fugg I just pushed 1.5ml into my quads really quick, now peppering anus for pip
>>36580389
That was legit answered in the same thread
>>36580746
34D/DD/E
guys i just bought 5 pints of halotop.
this shit is fucking insane. I can't even tell the difference between the vanilla and any other vanilla ice cream/gelato i've had.
This shit is going to control my life.
>taste test with 4 different flavors
>1/2 cup per taste
>mfw full and only consumed 120kcals after trying 4 flavors
>>36577430
You always pull heavy with hookgrip? I used to until I tore the hell out of the inner part of my thumb so now I use straps.
>>36581209
>halo infused ice cream
How much per pint? I hate ice cream but I wanna try for da protonz.
>>36581263
$6
I mean it's worth it, but i'm gonna try not to make a habit out of it.
it's just so goddamn impressive.
>>36581263
>I hate ice cream
On average, how much would a beginners cycle cost?
>>36581298
$100-$150 ish if youre in the states
>>36581298
Totally dependent on where you live
A couple of hundred
>>36581298
the way JM did it around 5 naked pictures and one ass spread
>>36581282
Sweet. I'll probably pick up a chocolate and a lemon cake tomorrow.
>>36581288
No idea why really, I've just never enjoyed it.
>>36581375
they're all great.
vanilla has impressed me the most with being most comparable to actually ice cream.
the chocolate has a similar texture to ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie. lemon cake and birthday cake both have cake-like textures as well which makes them really filling.
they're all great though, didnt pick up the strawberry. they need to make a banana-type flavor.
Never cycled before. I'm 6' 255lb prob 20% bf. I need to cut, I read the pastebins and it says to be 10% before roiding. Wouldn't being on some test help my cut and make it way easier?
I've been lifting for a while and my numbers are decentish 525 325 525 for sbd.
>>36581475
>Wouldn't being on some test help my cut and make it way easier?
yes. gear will always help make things easier.
I would still cut until you're 14-15% then hop on some. Continue to cut with a 500mg cycle for 10-12 weeks then cruise on a TRT dose till you're at a desirable bodyfat percentage.
then you can decide if you want to come off or start throwing in more compounds. You're probably gonna look insane since those are your numbers though.
>>36581475
more bodyfat just means more aromasation.
enjoy your gyno and acne with bloat, if that doesent bother you, i would bang 500mg test.
>>36580552
are you implying what he did is bad? fucking homophobe
>>36581298
Mine was $245 but with bitcoin fees it was $270. Basic test cycle with ai and pct. I'm on week two and gaining so much weight it's stupid.
>>36581510
Cool. Thanks for the advice.
>>36581563
I'm just beginning my research on steroids but doesn't taking AI prevent that
Last questions before ordering my gear:
Can I frontload with test-e only? Or should I get test e + test prop and use test prop in the beginning? Any views and opinions on the usefulness of frontloading is appreciated.
And if someone has a ready cycle plan with test e + test prop would be gud. Can't trust no other steroid forums.
>>36582153
you can frontload with short ester compounds for any steroid, so yes frontload test prop with your test E would work.
It's a lot simpler to front load for 1 week with your test E and let that be it.
a proper frontload usually entails doing 1.5x the dose you'd typically pin
so if you're pinning 250mg twice a week, the first week you'd pin 375mg twice a week, then 250mg for the following week.
go on steroidcalc.com and mess with the numbers. I've never frontloaded a shorter ester compound before a longer one, but you definitely can.
>>36580375
LOL he's gay?
LOL!
>>36582339
He's just a creep
>>36581239
>You always pull heavy with hookgrip?
nah started relatively recently since I'm focusing more on weaknesses in my lifts and imbalances, figured I'm cutting so might as well unfuck some shit if I can't go full retard
http://cbs6albany.com/news/offbeat/nurse-convicted-of-snapping-photo-of-unconscious-patients-penis-surrenders-license
Tfw no qt nurse to snap pics of my cock while in her care.
Does ADC labels their packages "DRUGS"?
I don't expect stealth but it would help if they at least label it "supplements for personal use" or some shit like that
>>36581606
the pics make it semi-gay tho.
he's showing penis and anus.
still wonder why he posted those first pics, kek
if i would do g4p, i would never show anus and penis.
>>36582775
Says personal medication or something like that. Nothing to worry about if you're US. We're allowed to import unscheduled drugs for personal use.
Would running test e at 250 mgs a week give me decent results? Ive been lifting for years and kind of want to try something new, I just dont want any side effects.
>>36582581
>tfw small hands and fingers so being able to used hookgrip properly just isnt possible
Its a shame because I feel I get a lot more power at the very bottom double overhand
>>36582851
not for building muscle.
at least 500mg to start with
250mg is decent for a cut
>>36582873
>250mg
>not for building muscle.
>supraphysiological testosterone levels
kek
>>36582851
why the fuck is everyone asking this question lately.
are you all the same goddamn anon? are you not satisfied with everyone telling you to just do 500mg a week?
>>36580149
What the fuck? I thought spoilers are not allowed in /fit/?
>>36582900
There is a significant difference between 250mg and 500mg and you know that.
250mg will shut you also down
If you're planning to juice , you better start with 500mg and get decent results.
otherwise face a big anticlimax, especially when it's underdosed
>>36582971
I know it will shut me down, but at what dose do the sides really start to kick in
>>36583122
there is no way in hell someone could exactly tell you what side effects will occur at what dose with who. Most side effects are personal.
Some people get gyno, some get bald, some get acne. Some people don't get any of those. It's like russian roulette. Everyone reacts different to that stuff
But for most of those side effects you got something to counter with
gyno = ai
balding = duta/fina
acne = accutane
bp = coq10, salt intake, cardio
and so one.
Just make sure you do enough adequate research and prepare yourself in case of some on those side effects will occur.
it's not really that hard
>>36583232
The problem with that is then you take something else with side effects and it's like a neverending sea of drugs. I'll prob just stay natty I look better than most roiders anyway
>>36583368
Of course it will.
It's no freebee. no free ticket
Just know what you're doing. Do some research, so you will know what you're taking and what it does.
>I'll prob just stay natty I look better than most roiders anyway
that's a subjective statement
but there are many natties who look better than roiders, indeed.
Y have my vials been in customs for 18 days...
pls famm
>>36583532
because migrants are probably trying to ship in dried baby monkeys and pig blood for their traditions and its slowing customs.
>>36583563
Good thing I voted for my glorious dansk folkeparti
hello guys!
i was thinking to start my first steroid cycle this week because i've been lifting for 1.5 years with basically no results.. (-.-)
i was thinking to start with 2g of creatine ED for the first week, then bump it to 5g ED if the libido/roid rage isn't too hard to manage.
what do u guys think? also, will my balls shrink?
thanks!!
>>36583122
Stop being such a pussy.
Also,
DO YOUR RESEARCH.
>Asking a group of Norwegian bass fisherman about bathtub chemicals...
P.L.E.B.
>>36583606
is he like the Trump from Denmark?
we also got our own trump over here
MAKE G4P GREAT AGAIN
Oy lads
Gonna hop on my first cycle.
Keeping arimidex on hand in case of problems, but I also plan on talking clomid.
Should I take it during and after or only as pct?
>>36583744
bump!~
>tfw turbo manlet and can only get a little bit bigger than zac efron or else I will look comical
>>36583905
kek knew that you would save that pic
>>36583874
>zac efron
It's funny how people are discussing whether he's roiding or not.
>muh security
>>36583922
It's just funny that people go nuts because of those pictures.
of course, i will add it to my rage collection to summon JM
>>36583809
Far from trump, but a semi-aggressive policy when it comes to letting mudslime immigrants in.
Suicidal as fuck mates
What's the most painless way to kill myself?
Upping my AI isn't helping. I can't even get laid.
I want to hang myself tonight or slit my wrists or some shit
>>36584156
Where is the viking BLOOD
they would never allow it
>>36584410
what's bothering you m8
>>36584410
Just take more test
>>36584410
Stop being a fag is always an option
>>36584014
>>36583905
Moar.
Pct for 60mg Var ED 6 weeks?
Very light cycle I know.
But PCT or no for that?
I suspect tren is going to get me a hate crime charge m80s
>>36584464
>>36584501
Broke up w what I thought was the love of my life after finding out she's a disgusting whore. Found out after 3 years she's not who I thought she was. Disgusted and betrayed, I want to fuck sluts to ease the pain but can't even do that because I'm an ugly fucker or an autist apparently. I have literally no friends or family. Literally all I have is my shitty monotonous 40 hr a week job, 4chan, and lifting. There's no reason to go on living.
>>36584624
Go outside and meet some people.
Use tinder.
Pay for hookers to take pics of your spread asshole so you can go g4p
>>36580149
If a
bottle of MK-677 says 25mgx30mL is there 25mg in every ml?
How long does it take for Sdrol to kick in? I'm 2nd day on 10mg.
>>36584624
Sounds fuck'up. unfortunately we all go through those shit times, yeah it sounds corny, but there is no way around it.
All woman are replaceable. It's just because of you not knowing any better atm. We all have been heartbroken. It's just the feeling of comfort and carring you're missing.
Maybe you should look into a new job, with new and fun colleagues. Meet new people via work. Maybe there will be a cute co-worker, who knows
You killing yourself would be selfish in the end
Maybe your hormones are fuckedup/instable also.
>>36580226
Since you niggers won't help me directly can you point me somewhere else to lurk to find my answers?
I understand now that these threads aren't for helping noobs.
>>36584779
Any forum you go to will call you a retard for doing var only.
>>36584779
We don't support retarded ideas.
>>36584666
>go outside and meet people
You say it like its that easy. There's no one just hanging out outside waiting to conversate. Even when I do meet cool people and conversate, it always just ends up with us being aquaintances, I've lived here for 3 years and made plenty of those, but no actual real friends I hang out w outside the gym or work
And I've been on tinder, hence the apparently I'm ugly, because no fucking girl will match w me, and when I do get the rare match they stop talking to me for one reason or another.
>>36584789
So?
I'm just trying to get opinions on a PCT.
If a couple people chime in with reasonable answers then I'll fuck off and not shit up your threads anymore
>>36584823
nolva 20 mg ed for 4 weeks
now fuck off, enjoy your "var" and lmaonogains
>>36584752
idk man, I really considered marrying her. I think deep down I know she's replacable, but I can't believe it or accept it.
>>36584793
Hey nigger at least I'm asking about /fraud/ related shit instead of talking about killing myself or telling someone to hire prostitutes
>>36584752
I am however Gonna start talking to this tatted cutie at my work, wish me luck brehs
>>36584410
>>36584624
inject 5ml of tren into your heart and see what happens
>>36584845
Why would you marry in the first place?
i see no advantages in that. Only disadvantages
Look we are wearing two rings that match and have the same surname
>>36584868
better regret something you did than something you didn't do
>>36584868
There you go.
Just side on up to her and hit her with the ol'
>omelette du fromage
>>36584924
There's a lot of financial and legal benefits to getting married
>>36584858
agreed
>>36584845
kill yourself or stfu
>>36584941
So you would only marry because of financial benefits.
You're together, whether you're married or not. If you're married you probably make it harder for yourself to get rid of her.
You mean she will get a share of your household effects when you divorce
only woman want to get married
you faggots track sodium? how much do you eat in a day?
>>36585035
No, i don't track anything desu.
I try to avoid all kinds of sodium.
>>36584686
Anyone?
>>36585035
You need sodium.
As long as you're not eating Spam and Ramen everyday you're probably not getting too much to be a problem.
>>36585123
Mate this isn't a place for steron talking.
Can't you see this is a place for posting anime, fat chicks, and talking about feelings?
>>36585123
most orals kick in between 1,5-2 weeks. (fully)
you will feel some other effects first. You can Google the kick-in time for pretty much any steroid bruh
>>36585023
If you were smart you would just gay marry somebody
>>36585181
Too bad i'am missing that particular brain cell that could understand such logic
WHY LIVE
shall i manipulate gays.
shall i do it? Isn't there more in life? sm.h
How often do you guys fap? Just curious
I wonder if keeping fapping to a minimum and being on tren would give me more motivation to go out and pursue women irl.
>only came once yesterday
>almost get a boner while wearing joggers at work just thinking about bending a bitch over
I also don't want this to happen tho
>>36585243
you just gay marry your best friend for the financial benefits and then date girls anyway
>>36585161
I know ai can google but since I'm lurking here it's easier :*
>>36585325
>get boners at work just because pants rubbed my dick a little
>retail
Oh boy
>>36585358
This, I was walking and my dick was just that sensitive I guess. Not sure if I want to fap to prevent this lel
>>36585121
>I try to avoid all kinds of sodium
this is why u resort to roids desu
>>36585035
I do not, as I'm normotensive. If you have hypertension then you should.
>>36584685
Yes
>>36583532
18 days in customs? If you're in the states I wouldn't touch that package.
So I've reached my goal size. I don't wanna get any bigger or put on any fat year round. What's the best way to achieve this? Also how can o keep that grainy vascular look tren gives me when I blast it?
>tfw skipped the fraud thread several times because I ignore all JM related threads
Fuck sake guys
Why make this guy the OP?
>>36580443
It's only a matter of time until I get pics of your asshole, dick and taint masT, and the first place I'll be posting them is right here on /fit/.
Faggot.
>>36586473
thanks friendo
>scrolling through pics
>find time brick btfo JM
This is why he is kill guys
>>36586823
you missed the new one two threads back >>36563389
>>36586927
Oh no I saw it
Kek'd heartily
new bread that isn't made by a horrible retard >>36587222
Why did JM pull his asshole open then take a picture of it?
>>36586502
without roiding you cant, cruise on dat tren year around
>>36586554
you're the bigger cancer tho
