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immortality 2016-03-30 01:33:27 Post No. 36574168
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immortality Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:33:27 Post No. 36574168 [Report]

TFW I am immortal BC all I eat every day for breakfast, lunch, snacks, and dinner is celery and I will literally live forever because of it. So tell me, /fit/, why haven't you joined the celerykin master race yet? What is your excuse?

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Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:39:38 Post No.36574226
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:39:38 Post No.36574226 [Report]

>>36574168
I lost 120 pounds only eating celery and carrots.

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Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:41:00 Post No.36574240
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:41:00 Post No.36574240 [Report]

>>36574168
Id rather eat broccoli

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Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:41:27 Post No.36574247
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Why even bother eating? Would probably be easier to starve to death than attempt to survive off celery.

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Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:46:41 Post No.36574283
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 01:46:41 Post No.36574283 [Report]

>>36574168
>TFW you fell for the celery meme
Shit tastes awful and now I have 2 bags to dispose of

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Anonymous 2016-03-30 02:53:36 Post No.36574908
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 02:53:36 Post No.36574908 [Report]

Can you fry them?

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Anonymous 2016-03-30 03:13:11 Post No.36575110
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>>36574908
Sure, why not? It can only taste better.